'Prologue'

*In the writers room*

Tanji: Wat Aww we going to do fow the next Ugioh episode?
Kito: Let's give Yugi a haiwcut! He in despit need of it.
Takagumo: No!!! Neva touch the mighty haiw!
Tanji: Ok how 'bout this, Ugi fights powerfull vilian and saves the day!
Kito: Ya, that sound good.
Takagumo: Yes, I like it.
Tanji: Ok, so, here's what happ--

Just then, the door swings open and Kaiba storms in.

Kaiba: HOLD IT!! Why is the runt saving the day again? If this show was even the slightest realistic, Yugi wouldn't even be able to save himself, let alone the world!! He's worthless!!

The three gasp.

Takagumo: Yugi is not wothless! He be great!! You know... We could kill you off easily.

Kaiba, enraged by that comment, was just about to do something... not nice, ;) when Tea, Joey, Tristan, Mai, Serenity & Rebecca stormed in.

Tea: Hey, we got a bone to pick with you guys!! We are sick & tired of Yugi! Even I!! I mean... There's only so much of him I can take!!
Joey: Yeah! None of us EVA beat the bad dudes 'cuz of him!!
Kaiba: You know... I'm thinking WE should be incharge of the scripts.
The others: Yeah!!!
Joey: Or give us better roles!!
Tristan: yeah, like, make me the hero so I can get the chicks!!
Everyone but Tristan stares at him, then laugh.
Tristan: What?? It could happen.
Kaiba: No. I should be the star.
Joey: heck no!! I should!
Kaiba: HA!! Don't make me laugh. What would it be called? Fleabag's world?
Joey: Grrrr! Why I outgha!!!
Kaiba: Hmph... You couldn't if you tryed... Hey... I've a better Idea. How about, the first one to kill off Yugi get's the show? *Smirks eveily, as do the others*

The three idiot writers jump up from their seats.
Tanji: No! It always will be Ugioh. We the writers, we get it our way. :P
Kaiba: Really? I have a feeling we will change your minds...
*Turns to the others*
Kaiba: Whoever's sick of yugi, get some chains... Hahahaha!!!
*Everyone smiles evily and takes off*

~5 minutes later~
*The writers are bound and gaged and Kaiba is at the center of the room*
Kaiba: OK, so. Kill Yugi and the show is yours! You're free to name it what you want! There is no time limit, and Yugi is a weakling so pretty much the only thing to worry about is myself and everyone else killing him first. So... THE RACE IS ON!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

And with that, everyone rushed off to find and kill the unsuspecting Yugi....

More soon.

My good friend asked me and only me to co-write this fic with her. So, here's my part^^ Enjoy
Yugi Moto was just minding his buisness playing one of the Legend of Zelda games on his gameboy when sudenly, he hears a knock on his trailer door.
Yugi: Who is it?
Joey: Yug, it's me your pal Joey. I thought you'd might like to have a snack, so I decided to bring you over a slab of my sister's blueberry pie.
Yugi: Well, I must admit, that I was getting prety hungry. Why don't you come on in. My door's always open, you know that.
Joey: Oh yeah, I forgot, you never lock this damn thing, do you? *If all goes acording to plan once Yugi takes just one bite of that posioned pie he'll be dead. And then I get to rewrite the show and name it "Joey's Island", yeah that has a nice ring to it.*

Joey, then turns the knob of Yugi's trailer door and marches right inside.
Yugi: Mm, that pie smells delicous. I think I'll take a big bite of it right now. Just allow me to save my game first, alright buddy?
Joey: Whatever Yug, just hurry it up will ya', I ain't got all milenium, you know.
Yugi: Okay, okay, it's saved. Now where's my pie you dog you.

Joey*Puts on a fake smile* Here you go buddy, just the way you like it.
Yugi then lifts his fork and was about to bite into the poisonus desert that would surely end his life, when all of the suden.....
Ring!, Ring! Ring!
Yugi: Sorry, Joey, but I gotta' take that. It might be of importance
Joey: *Damn it!*

Yugi then answers the phone.
Yugi: Hello, this is Yugi Moto, star of the hit monster anime Yugioh talking, what's up.
Kiba: I know who you are baka! Now, meet me outside, about 200 yards away from the solitude of your precious trailer. I have a suprise for you, that I think you're going to enjoy.
Yugi: Ugh, okay. You know how much I can't resist a good suprise. I'll be right there.
Kiba: Excelent.
Then they both hang up on one another at the same time.
Yugi: Sorry Joey, but I've gotta' go. I'll have the pie later when I return, promise. *Makes a clean exit*
Joey: Damn it anyways! The poison will lose its effect by the time he returns! Oh well, back to the drawing board.

Joey then pulls out a little portable chalk board and begeins to cook, or should I say draw up a new scheme.
~Meanwhile~
Yugi: I'm here Kiba, now where's my suprise!?
Kiba: Oh don't worry Pharo, you'll get what you rightfuly deserve. Now, do you see that red x on the ground?
Yugi" Yep, I sure do. Would you like me to stand on it?
Kiba: How did you ever guess? You've always been far superior to my own intelect.
Yugi: Don't be so hard on yourself Kiba, you're prety smart. *Steps on x* I'm standing on the x now, now what?
Kiba: Just stay there like a good boy. Your suprise shall be ariving any second.

Kiba then launches ten deadly granades right at Yugi.
Kiba: *It won't be long now till Yugi is blown to smitherines, and the show can rightfuly be called "Kiba's world"*

Unfourtianitly, one by one the grenades bounced off of Yugi's porcipine hair and landed into a nearby bush, killing just a few poor squirels instead.

Yugi: Hey Kiba, I thought I was getting a rare dule monsters card or something. Now where's my suprise? If this was all just a cruel trick, I think I'll head back to my trailer for some pie. Later, Kibaboy.

Yugi then walks away unscathed.
Kiba: Damn him, and his springy pourcipine hair. Next time, as sure as my name is Seto Kiba, he won't be so lucky...........

:lol: :wacko: :D they try to kill yugi that funny

Yeah, Yugi shall parish. Mwahahahahaha! But, I belive Egyptian Princess will continue this nest time she's on.

Which is now! ^____^ Here's the next part!! Note: ~ means thinking. For me, anyway.

With the first two attemps failed, Mai stepped in for her turn.
Yugi was walking back, craving pie, when Mai called out to him.

Mai: Hey butterbuns!! Come here cutie!! ;) Have I got something special for you!! ~Oh man.... I can't believe I'm saying that... Him? Butterbuns? Yeah RIGHT!!!~
Yugi: Oh hi Mai!! ..... Hi Mai... IT RYHMES!!!!! ^_______^
Mai: O_o Ummm, yes... Good job........ Anyways, I've got these new prefumes that I'd like you to tell me if they smell good. If you do, I'll give you a kiss!
Yugi: REALLY??!!!! ^____^ I love hugs and kisses. ^_^
Mai: Yeah... Whatever. So here, sniff!! *Mai sprays the air with about ten difrent fragrents*
Mai: ~Hahaha, when mixing all these fragrents, it generates a smell that nothing can survive!! Good thing I have these noseplugs in. And after Yugi's dead, I can call the show "The beautifull Mai" and it will be all about me, and I'll be surounded in all the good looking guys!! Hahaha!~
Yugi: *Snifffffff* :( Sorry Mai, I can hardley smell it.
Mai: HAHA--- Wait... What??
Yugi: I have a cold. :( Stuffy nose and all... But I can kinda smell something nice so I'm sure it's good. Now can I have a kiss?
Mai: >< No. Get lost loser. ~Crap, my plan failed~
Yugi: Fine, if you won't give me a kiss, I'll give YOU one!! ^__^

And with that said, Yugi lept forward and gave Mai a kiss on the cheek.

Yugi: Byebye!!! *Zips off*
Mai: << What a dweeb.... Hey wait... Aren't colds contagious?? O_O

Meanwhile, as Yugi was skipping home while humming "It's a small world after all", he looked up to see little lights in the sky... And they were growing bigger.
Yugi: ...... PRETTY!!!

Elsewhere
Kaiba: *Sitting in an underground base* Hahahaha! I have enough money and brains, that I was able to build this missle base!! *Evil smile* There's NO WAY Yugi could get away from my missles!!

Back with Yugi
Yugi: Pretty lights!!!

The missles were just about to hit Yugi, when at the last second they changed course and flew back into the air and exploded.
Yugi: PRETTY!! That was cool. Time to head home.

Kaiba: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Computer: Missles have changed course... Missles destroyed.
Kaiba: HAHAHAHA--- O_O WHAT?????!!!

Elsewhere, in ANOTHER secret base
Rebecca: No one kills my Yugi. ^_^

NEXT!!! Go Shadow Godess!!

:ph43r:
Kaiba must of got some bad missles!!!!!!!!!!!
keep writing!!! keep writing!!! both of you its cool

so kaiba's wily e coyote,he must have bought some acme missles.
Acme missles suck. or Rebecca is a good hacker.

Rebecca: Hmm, I shall have to punish Kaiba. I know just what to do.

Rebecca then climbs to the top of her tower, spots a sad looking Kaiba waking 100 yards away, and starts tlaunchin baloons filed with chocolate puding at him.

Kaiba: Next time Yugi, you will be mine!
Just then a pudding filled baloon hits Kaiba in the face.
Kaiba: What the hell!?
Then twentyfive more baloons hit him.
Kaiba: Damn it! I just had this outfit dry cleaned. Oh well, at least it's chocolate. *Starts licking chocolate off his face.
~Meanwhile~
Yugi: Wow, today sure was fun. first joey comes over for no reason whatsoever just to give me a piece of pie. And boy do I love my pie. Next,Kaiba plays an early April Fools Day joke on me. Then, Mai lets me kiss her, and to top it all off i just saw a prety light covered sky. Could this day possibly get any better.

At the same moment, unkown to little Yugi, a figure was hiding in the bushes.
Tristasn: *Man, I sure hope this works, so I can rename the show and get all of the hot chicks.* Hey look it's Barney the Dinosaur
Yugi: Where! Barney I'm comming. I'm a crazed stalker who wishes for an autograph!
Tristan: *That's it, just a little further and he'll fall into my pitfall of doom and die*

Just as Tristan finished his sentence Yugi ran over said disguised pitfall, and yet he didn't fall in. Once Yugi was out of view from Tristan, he leaped out of the bushes to see what went wrong.

Tristan: Damn it! I think that stupid Cyote with all of those signs ripped me off! *Begins to jump up and down over pitfall*
Sudenly, the branches give way, and Tristan falls into his own trap, and activates all of the explosives inside.
Tristan: Mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good news is, Tristan's now dead. Bad news is Yugi's still alive............

LMAO! This story is GREAT! I LOVE it! DIE YUGI! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! *Evil crazy smile with swirling eyes* Ahem. Anyways, can't wait to read more, nope, so... GIVE US MORE! Or I'll start a riot! :D And those who know me well know I will, MUHAHAHA...Bye. *Walks away like I didn't act insane* ^_^

Thanks guys! I'm glad you like our story! ^_^
BTW, yeah, Rebecca is a good hacker. That's what that last part I wrote about Rebecca meant. However I like the acme missle thing too, so it could have been a combination of the two. ^_^ And yeah, acme everything seems to suck. lol

On with the fic!

Yugi: Man... No Barney. :(

Yugi just arived at his trailer when he saw his Grandpa outside sweeping.

Mr.Moto: Hello Yugi. Welcome back!
Yugi: Hi grandpa! I had a very nice day today! ^_^ But what are you doing here?
Mr.Moto: I came to ask you for a favor. Do you think you can help your old man's old man out? ;)
Yugi: Sure Grandpa! With what?
Mr.Moto: Come to my shop and I'll show you.

Yugi followed his grandpa back to the store, and they went into the back room.

Mr.Moto: See that box of cards waaaay up there? I need you to get it for me. Please?
Yugi: Sure Grandpa! ^_____^ All the way up there?
Mr.Moto: Yes, up there.

Yugi then proceeds to climb the latter... as the Grandpa starts to saw it down.

Mr.Moto(Who can talk aloud because Yugi's already to high up to hear): Bwahahahaha! After Yugi falls to his death, I'll be free to name the show "Moto's Monsters!". Good thing I got that phonecall from my friend, Hawkins, who heard it from Rebecca. Hehe, they think I will help them protect Yugi, when really, I'm desprate for my glory. The spotlght to be on me! I shall rule--
Yugi: Grandpa! I got the booox!
Mr.Moto: *Finishes sawing the latter* Oh weeeell!! HAHA!
Yugi: *Falls* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! *Boing!* Huh? *Boing* Weeeeee!!
Mr.Moto: Wha?? Curse his hair!!
Yugi(While still bouncing on hair): Hey grandpa, I got the cards! ^_^ Wee!
Mr.Moto: I can't believe I failed... Wait, got the cards? Where are--
*BAM* The heavy card box squished Grandpa Moto.
Yugi: *Stops bouncing* Grandpa? Hmm, must be sleeping. ^^

Yugi then walks off still unscathed, heading back to his trailer.
Another person dead, still not Yugi.

Hahaha! that was great! EVERYONE is out to get poor lil Yugi who has no clue, even his grampa! HAHAHA! please write more soon you two, you're doing great!

yugi die already damn it!! Me likey alot,me likey alot Repeat over & over,over,over
,over again,finely I shut the hell up!!!! :ph43r:

Well, now that everyone's quiet. *Glares over in HellFire's dirrection* I shall continue with the fic.^^

Yugi is now lying on his bed inside of his cozy little trailer.
Yugi: Man, I sure hope gramps has a nice long nap. He deserves it.
Yugi, then nods off to sleep.
~Meanwhile, outside his trailer window~
Mokuba: Why are we doing this again?
YamiMokuba: Because, we want Yugioh to revolve around us you silly twit!
Mokuba: Don't you mean you want Yugioh to revolve around you????
Yami Mokuba: Silence you fool!!!! Just do as you've been instructed like a good little boy and you shall have no probloms with the likes of me!
Mokuba: Hey, I'm not afraid of you, we're two parts of a whole, genius.
Yami Mokuba: Damn, I so hate it when you're right. Now can we please just get this over with??????
Mokuba: very well.
Mokuba then opens a wormhole from the outside leading straight to Yugi's bedroom.
Mokuba: I'm ready when you are. i love wormholes!!!!
Yami Mokuba: I know that, just jump the hell in already. I grow impatient of you, my beloved other half.
Mokuba: Understood.
After diving into the hole and comming out practicly on top of Yugi, Mokuba pulls out his silver dagger or Ra and makes a rather large incision in Yugi's throat.
Yami Mokuba: At long last, Yugi is dead and the show, shall belong to us!!!!!!
Mokuba: Yay! I get to have my very own show^^
??????: Not so fast, Yugi can still be revived cause he's Yugi damn it! But I can truely help you my friend, at a price!............
Hmm, I wonder who this mystery man/woman is? I guess you'll have to wait till next time to find out......

hey thats a rip. :ph43r:

Mokuba: Hey... I Know that high-pitched annoying voice anywhere!
Weevil: I'm not annoying! :-P
Mokuba: Are too. Now what are you doing here?
Weevil: I just said, I wish to help kill Yugi! You failed, see?
*Weevil then points to an awakening Yugi*
Mokuba: What how?
Yami Mokuba: Damn him!!
Yugi: Hi guys... Whatcha doing? *Rubs his eyes* Yami and I were sleeping...
Mokuba: Yami... Hey, he was taller when we tried to kill him... O_O oops.
Weevil: Ha! You got the pharoh instead! Idiots!
Yami Mokuba: Like you could do better, maggot?!
Weevil: Ooh, the magot, a fine sepcimen and supeior bug! And yes, I could!
Yugi: What are you guys talking about? O_o
*They turn to look at Yugi*
Mokuba: Ummm, it's a suprise.
Yami Mokuba: MUHAHAHAHA!
Weevil: Yeah, a suprise! Come outside and I'll show you!
Yugi: YAY! SUPRISES!! I LOVE SUPRISES!!

Yugi then follows Weevil outside, and Mokuba watches.

Weevil: Just stand there Yugi, I'm gonna introduce you to my pet!!
Yugi: YAY! Is it a dog? A cat? A Bunny? A squirl? A bird?
Yugi continues to ramble on while Weevil wistles for a LARGE centipede to come out of the bushes. It slithers over to Yugi as he's still stupidly trying to guess the pet that is now over his head.
Yugi: A chipmunk? A Kuriboh? A fishie? A-- *CHOMP*

The bug swallowed Yugi whole.

Weevil: SEE?? HEHEHEAHAHAHAHEHEHEE!!!
Mokuba: That's it?
Yami Mokuba: Infereior mortal! I doubt that worked! Observe!
Weevil: Fine, I'll watch as my beautiful bug digests him!

The three (Two plus Yami Mokuaba... Does he count??) all turn to look at the bug. Is looks fine at first, then starts gagging and coughing untill it dies because it choked on Yugi's hair. Yugi then crawls out.

Yugi: THAT WAS A FUN RIDE!! ^_^
Weevil: O_O MY BABY!!!!
Yami Mokuba: Looks like your bug was as stupid as you! MUHAHAHAHA!
Weevil faints as Yugi walks off to return to sleeping and Mokuba walks off to go plot with himslef on how to kill Yugi.

LMAO^^ See, wasn't putting Weevil in there a good idea? Now on with the fic^^

Mokuba: That should have worked, I don't get it. Why is Yugi so
Yami Mokuba: Anoying, idiotic, retarded!? Take your pic. So now we've just got to outsmart him, and it'll all be far too easy, once we Mwhahahaha!
Mokuba: Once we what?
Yami Mokuba: Once we shave his head and make him bald as a little newborn baby.
Mokuba: Come again?
Yami Mokuba: Damn you, how in the bloody f*cking hell could you possibly be my other half and not know that it's his hair that empowers him!?
Mokuba: His hair????
Yami Mokuba: Yes, it seems to get int the way everytime we atempt a kill. Well, soon, my brother, that will no longer be an issue.
Mokuba: But we don't have anything to shave his hair off with?
Yami Mokuba: Not a problom my brother. One of my demonic slaves shall do it for us. In fact he should be standing over a sleeping fag right about now *Evil grin*

~Meanwhile~
Kaiba: Ha, I know exactly how I'm going to destroy runt boy once and for all I'll just..... Hey,, who in the hell just entered Yugi's trailer? Well whoever he is he's about to be roadkill. Noone's stealing my show away from me!

Kaiba then walks into the trailer and makes a mad dash for Yugi's room. He then comes to a complete hault at the doorway when he notices a shadow over Yugi holding what appears to be a chainsaw. he begins to run into the room, but then trips on one of Yugi'd teletubie stuffed toys and goes flying out the window.

Kaiba: Damn you Yuuuugiiiiii!

Demon slave: Wierd. Anyways, back to buisness.
The demon then begins to inch closer to Yugi's head when all of the suden.........
Yugi: Twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder what you are!
Yug litteraly shouted it at the top of his lungs in his sleep. Causing the demon slave to drop the activated chainsaw on his head while covering his own ears for protection. within seconds his body was ripped to shreds.

~Back with Mokuba/Yami Mokuba~
Yami Mokuba: Damn it, damn it all to hell! What the bloody f*ck is this kid, the spawn of Jesus Christ!?
Mokuba: It wouldn't suprise me if he were, why brother?
Yami Mokuba: My demon has been completely cut down to pieces. He's gone. Curse you Yugi Moto!!!!!
Mokuba: Look on the bright side.
Yami Mokuba: And that would be?
Mokuba: We have one less retarded demon slave to worry about
Yami Mokuba: You truely are a mystery at times, you know that.
Mokuba: *Laughs incocently* I guess.............

Yugi is still at large Will he ever die?????
Stay tuned to find out^^

yugi the almighty spikey hair boy,with his damn singing....
I shell stab myself*stabs self in the chest*....................LoL

You girls sure want Yugi dead :wub: (not that I blame you :D ) another good fic
More!!!!!!!

damn yugi,just die already.

LOL^^ Well, it's Egyptian Princess's turn, when she gets her but back online.

someone please kill yugi so I can take his puzzle, still it's a funny fic

Thanks! ^_^ Don't worry, Yugi will die... Eventauly. Muahaha!

~~~
The next day, Yugi was walking to the park to go frolic and sing and other annoying stuff, when Duke pulled up in his new car.

Duke: Hey dude!
Yugi: Oh, hi Duke! ^_^
Duke: How's it going Yug?
Yugi: Great! I seem to be very popular lately!!
Duke: Hmm, I wonder why. Heh heh heh.
Yugi: Yeah... Lots of people have come to see me and have been real nice! Mai, Joey, Mokuba, Tristan... Even Kaiba and Weevil! And they normally aren't nice.
Duke: Wow, sounds cool. So, Yugi, wanna ride to where you're going?
Yugi: Yeah!! That'd be great!! ^_^
Duke: Goood. ~Hahaha, when Yugi's dead, I'll get the show, and it'll be called "Dungeon dice Monsters!!!", and I'll be the star! The hero!!~
Yugi then hops in and just as he's about to buckle his seatbelt, Duke slams his foot on the gas peddle sending Yugi flying backwards out of the car and onto the street.
Duke: Whoops, sorry about that buddy. Let me come back for you.
Before Yugi can get up, Duke speeds right over him, then goes in reverse, then goes forward, then reverse, then as he's starting to go forward again, he hears a sound. And it sounds like air leaking.
Duke: O_o Eh? *Looks over the side of his convertible* MY TIRES!! O_O How'd they pop?!!
Yugi then crawls from under the car with really messed up hair. (More then normal, and that's saying alot.)
Yugi: Wow, my head hurts. Hey Duke, what happened?
Duke: ;_; MY CAR!! I have to go get my tires replaced!! Thanks alot Yugi!!
Duke then start goes to the trunk to dig for a spare as a clueless Yugi scratches his head, then starts to walk to the park again.
Yugi: Hmmm, Duke musta ran over a rock on the way to pick me up. Haha! Silly Duke!

Little did Yugi know, someone was waiting for him at the park.

Kaiba: *Watching Yugi throu binoculers* Hahaha! Right on time! Comming here to be annoying as usaul! Thiss'll be the last time he does that... It's also the last time his hair will save him! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Yugi: I love the park! I love the trees! I love the sun! I love the flowers! ^_^
As Yugi was busy singing (way out of key, and with sappy made up words), he walked right under a tree that had a bucket of gasoline hanging, and it spilled right on him.
Yugi: Eeek! What's this stuff in my hair!! *He then sees Kaiba walking towards him with a smirk* Oh, Hi Kaiba!! ^_^
Kaiba: Hello Yugi. *Pulls out a match* You now what happens when I light this and toss it on your head?
Yugi: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Kaiba: Heh heh, allow me to show you!!
*Kaiba then strikes the match on his boot and throws it onto Yugi's gas filled hair*
*FOOM!!!*
Yugi: *As his head is on fire* WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! *Is running around waving arms wildly*
Kaiba: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Kaiba then walks over and just as yugi's running by, Kaiba, with one breath, blows out the fire atop Yugi's head.
Yugi: Whew... Thanks Kaiba!
Kaiba: Don't thank me, take a look. *Holds out hand mirrior*
Yugi stares back at a bald refelction.
Yugi: MY HAIR!! *Starts crying loudly*
Kaiba: Yes! It's gone! Now I will be able to kill you easily!!! HAHAHA!
Yugi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--- *Abrubtly stops* Oh wait... *Smiles, and pulls out watering can. Then proceeds to water head*
Kaiba: O_o Wha?? Your stupidity's beyond belief!! I can't believe you think--
Yugi's hair then grows back before Kaiba can finish speaking.
Yugi: HEEHEE!! ^_^ I gotta go Kaiba, I don't wanna play with you anymore, you're not nice. :P
Yugi then dashes off leving Kaiba with his mouth on the floor.

Next!! ^_^ (BTW, I'll fix spelling errors later. :P)

dang, that story is sooo hilarious!!! great job!

Yugi: That was a close one, I'm just happy I rembered my watering can.
Mokuba: Hey Yug.
Yugi: hey Mokuba, what's up?
Mokuba: Not much, could you get my kite out of the tree, it's stuck in the branches and I'm deathy afraid of heights.
Yugi: Sure thing Mokuba. *Starts climbing tree*
Yami Mokuba: *Pulls out some matches, karoseen and chainsaw.* Now he will surely die! Mwahahahahaha!
Yugi: Hey, why are you lauhing Mokuba? I havn't even gotten that kite down yet.
Mokuba: No reason, I'm just so happy I ran into you, is all.
Yugi: Oh, okay *Continues climbing*
Yami Mokuba, poors Karoseen all over tree and patch of dirt around it, lights fire, and begins to saw tree*
Yami Mokuba: You'll be mine soon little Yugi!

Just then Weevil walks under the burning tree
Weevil: Ohh, prety.
Yami Mokuba: Get lost idiot or you'll.....
Before he could even finish his sentence the tree fell and crushed Weevil allowing Yugi to safely fall into a nearby bush.
Yami Mokuba: Damn it! Now what are we to do!?
Mokuba: Don't know, but at least one good thing came from it.
Yami Mokuba: And what's that?
Mokuba: No more Weevil!^^
Yami Mokuba: Oh yeah.......

Well, at least Weevil's gone, but Yugi's still at large Bye for now^^

Hahaha! looks like everyone is dieing BUT Yugi, LOL! good job girls, keep up the good work, cuse this is great! ^_^

Yugi was walking home after helping Mokuba get his "kite out of the tree", he ran into Tea.

Yugi: Hi Tea!!
Tea: Hi Yugi. Hey, I was wondering, do you wanna have a bubble-gum blowing contest with me?
Yugi: Yeah! Sounds fun! ^_^
Tea: Good! ~I don't wanna hurt Yugi, so I'll just trap him and let Joey kill him with dynamite. That way, I'll at least own half the show~ ^_^

Tea gives Yugi 10 peices of gum.

Yugi: Uhhh... Tea, I don't need this many...
Tea: Of coursee you do! *sticks 2 peices in her mouth* There, now we're equal! heh heh! So, may the biggest bubble win!
Yugi: Hey... That didn't look equal... But I can't count so, Ok!! Let's start!! *Yugi then starts blowing a bubble as Tea starts backing away*
Tea: Wow, you're beating me Yugi! Keep it up!! ~A little bigger and he'll be trapped in the trees!!~ Keep blowing!!
Yugi blows his bubble so big that it's bigger then him. Then, just when Tea's covering her ears, thinking it'll pop, Yugi walks over to her and starts to talk with it still in his mouth.
Yugi: Shee Chea? Itz a big burbble! And loork! I can blow itz bigger!
Tea: :blink: What?! No, Yugi!! Stop!!
Yugi blew the bubble untill it popped, sending yugi flying back from the force of the thing, but Tea wasn't so lucky.
Yugi: Oops, sorry Tea! Hehehe! Well, I'll go get someone to get you out, hold on, ok?
Yugi runs off.
Tea: *Stuck to the trees in a big pink mess* Ugh... Gross. Darn Yugi!!

LOL! Poor Tea! Another down...for now. right? lol. well, please write more soon! more, more, MORE!

write some more soon I know I haven't posted here for a while but I still read your story

Yugi: I've gotta get Tea out of there, I've got to.....
*Runs into Kiaba*
Kaiba: Oh, if it isn't the little king of games. What do you want?
Yugi: Can you come with me to help Tea?
Kiaba: Sure, just hold on a second while I get my special tracking devices.
Yugi: Tracking devices?????
Kaiba: Yes, so we can go find Tea.
Yugi: But I....... Okay
Atem: Idiot, you already know where Tea is.
Yugi: I do?
Atem: *Sigh* Why do I even bother?
Yugi: So, where's this equipment of yours?
Kaiba: Right here in my back pack that I just pulled out from behind the bush.
Yugi: Cool what's in it?
Kaiba: Well *Starts pulling things out of pack*
I've got this electric compas (Stun Gun)
This trusy stick of truth in location (Dynamite)
And some liquid, for giving you extra energy while using other stuff (Battery Acid)
Yugi: Cool, can I drinkthe liquid while playing with the electric compass?
Kaiba: Sure, go for it.
Yugi: *Drinks acid and shocks himself with stungun*
This feels so awesome^^
Kaiba: Good. *But it won't for long.*

Sudeenly the battery acid made a hole through Yugi's stomach revealing the energizer bunny who finally has stopped going and going. Yugi's stomach then regenerates now with completely fried brain cells and forgeting who or what he is he skips off meerily into the sunset.........

is that the end?

will yugi ever die?
wait a minute he dies in my fic,............nevermind

No, it's not the end, Egyptian Princess has to think of somwthing else to write.

cool because yugi needs to die

Thats it?Will Yugi die?

Kaiba stood, watching wide eyed as the supose-to-be-dead Yugi skiped off into the sunset with fried braincells.

Kaiba: O_O ............ I think I need to see a shrink, because I've definitly lost it.

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Later on, in the deep, dark woods...
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Yugi: Lalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalalalalalalal-- Ooof!

Yugi looked up to see who he had sundenly ran into.

Bakura: Hello Yugi.

Yugi: O.O *Blink* *Blink* Do I know you?

Bakura: Uh, you should. It's me, Bakura.

Yugi: Nope, I don't know you... Or me, or anyone! O_O I can't even remember my age. I HAVE EMNEEESIA!

Bakura: Amnesia? Hmmmm. *smiles wickedly* Turns out I won't have to kill you.

YugI: Waaaaaaaa-- What? Kill me?

Bakura: Hmm? I didn't say that... heh heh... Now about your memory, alow me to help you remember who you are. You are my evil sidekick that teamed up with me to destroy the world and rule over all by collecting all the milienium items! You love to torture and kill people and black is your favorite color... Oh yeah, and that puzzle around your neck is actualy mine, you were just keeping it for me.

Yugi: *blinks a few times* Really?

Bakura: Yep! *Smiles*

Yugi: Oh... OK! *hands Bakura the puzzle* Alright boss, what do we destroy first?

Bakura: ^_______________^ (<--- Picture that as a really evil smile ;)) Muhahahahahaha!

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To be continued.... By Shadow goddess! ^_^ I'm sure you'll have fun with this.

:lol: ha great fic will yugi ever die? will tea ever get out of the sticky bubble gum? keep it up

darn it will yu-gi just die, my idea I shoot him with a shotgun than he will be dead. :lol: :) :D B)

OMG!I cant believe it.He teamed up with Bakura.Hey,is Yami gonna be included?

good story hope u lot had wiv that keep writing and yugi die 4 once would yer

Even if he did die,who would be the so called new star,anyway?

:realmad you mean dont die yugi