I am 13 yaers old today!! lets party!! *goes to the store and buys some beer for everyone who posts in here*

SHUT THE F*CK UP!

*Runs Frrt over with a tractor, Throws a brick at Frrt's head, chops off Frrt's head with a Katana, Ties bricks to Frrt and throughs him in the river, pokes Frrt in the eye, sets police dog on Frrt, Kicks Frrt in the croutch.*

I think mine was a little bit more blunt wouldnt you say :P

O_O i wanted to kill him Kurt -__- i have no fun this days lol

Hmm....happy birthday *smiles* :)

well, happy birthday, and you stay away from those women, lol.

??? Alles gute zu Geburtstag -_-

thabnks everyone!! and newz your right can u plz tell them to stop? what did i ever do to u guys?? how do u think i'm annoying? I never did anything to u its just weird idk why u do it but its ok if u do i'm used to it because i get meade fun of every day of my life. anyways thannks for saying happy b0day to me :D

*opens ffrrt's stomach and pours streaming hot liquid in it while punching the cartilage of his nose though his nasal cavities and riping out his oesophagus though his lungs*

Happy B-Day bi***!!!

ok guys plz stop and what u think of my new avatar lol

Well...for one...because you're a self-centered arrogant bastard who likes to insult others and can't spell? =\

OWNED!

Hahaha, ha.

Lol :D You scare me sometimes!!!!!!!!!! :D

A..Amazing... THUMBS UP!

*gives touz a round of applause*

I have to give you a round of applause too. that was great lol

*cries with laughter* OMG TOUZ YOU RULE!!
I thought I might be scary or should i say, blunt! You nailed it in one! :D Nice work partner :D

Haha! He edited his first post to sound nice.


Idiot.

^ Actually...it was because I'd editted it to something...well, not very appropriate :P So he editted it back afterwards :D

can u guys plz stop all i wanted to do was to tell u that i was 13 jeese

You guys are right he is ignarant and he messes up every post on message board games. Can i join staroffs bacause ffrrt seems like a dumbass noob that likes to suck donkey dick every morning. Can i join??

Sure, all you have to do is paste the lines into your sig somewhere ^^ It's a free-for-all to join group =)

oh great another person joins this thing that whats his name started1!!! THATS IT IF YOU DON'T STOP DOING THIS I'LL QUIT THE SITE!!!

Shut the hell up ffrrt, and stop making new accounts.

I hope you die in an explosive car crash consisting of pure hellfire and hate.

lolwut

You've just gave us the threat of our lives.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

XD!! *clouds part and God is smiling* HAAAALLELUJAH!!!

ugh!!!!! thats it!! one more person and thats it!!

Heh. Ffrrt plz quit the site. We already know u are a fag and that u love boys, so quit this site already. We do not need a gay ass like u on this site,so just go away now plz.

OOOH I wanna be the one more! PWWEEEAAAASE?

ffrrt, take your own advice.

I hope you choke.

Wtf i'm not ffrrt idk who he is. I'm just a person who lives in new orleans

^*totally confused*
well any idiots who are in any shape or form related to, like or even know ffrrt personally, go hang your heads in shame with your tail between the legs. You've been officially PWNED now get out

lol nice one

No one likes you ffrrt. We know it's you. Go die.

....Their IP addresses don't match.

You guys are such @$$holes. I mean stop saying you wish death upon him. That is a little much if you ask me. I'm almost sure most of you were serious.

I'm not on the site very often anymore so I'm not sure what ffrrt has really done, but if he pisses you all off that badly, then maybe he should leave. Newz could've just banned him a long time ago and he could ban all acounts with the same IP adress if nescessary.

Anyway, what in the f*** does ffrrt stand for anyway? That is such a stupid user name.

I dunno, when I first saw it I mistook it for fart....=\