Just for kicks I thought it would be funny to talk about the Funniest duels we've had. I don't care really what makes it funny. I'll start. It'll be short.

A couple of months ago we had the release of the EOJ. We all bought our packs sat down and opened them. Not one holo. Needless to say I was POed. I decided to take my anger out on someone. I sent one of my friends out to find me a potential victim. He came back with two guys for a tag duel. I figured that this would cure me. It did. I used my Zombie deck and my friend used a spellcaster deck. They had to use proxy cards to even get an edge. I felt bad so I perposly attacked his face down gaia the dragon champion. These guys used decks that had to have at least 70+ cards. After the duel the guys both got up and literally sprinted out of the convention center. Some people can't take a lose...like me.

I have a few other stories I'll tell later on. Really any duel story will do.

I have on for you guys.

We were at my house one time, a bunch of us. Now, keep in mind, all my friends play Magic, and all but one play Yugioh.

We had played enough Magic (for those who know MtG, we tried 4 headed Giant. It took over an hour. ). We decided to break out the Yugioh cards now.

So, there was 8 people originally. My friend who dosent play Yugioh decided to join us. By this time, 4 people had left so there was 4 remaining. We played 4 way, Marik, Yami, Kaiba, and Joey did in that duel tower. What makes it funny is we all play all the time and my friend who has never played went and beat us all.........really badly.


No one even built him a deck. He went through my cards and built a random one.


Funny.

ok at a tournament there was this little brat who was like 8 yrs old. luck be with me i had to duel the little demon in the semi-finals. needless to say he was an easy opponent for sumone who was *ranked no. 1 at his SCHOOL* but there were sum glitches with his playing.

1)his deck had (and i counted myself afterwards) 61 cards! i saw the deck im like wtf?????

2)his *secret weapon* was 3 blue eyes, a dark magician and a panther warior

3) hs strategy was way off. he had the blue eyes, dark magician and panther warrior on the field and, being a little dweeb and all, decided to sack a blue eyes to use panther warrior!

4) he summoned most monsters 5+ without tribute. i tried to tell him that u had to tribute but he insisted he didn't have to so i let it slide for about 15 monsters.

5) he attacked directly with a blue eyes while i still had 4 monsters on my field and tried to "gain life points equal to twice the number of life points i DIDN"T lose!

6) wen the tournament guy came over to see who won, he said he did. the funny thing bout that is that wen u duel at the tourny i went to, its one at a time.....kind of like a boxing match where everyone watches so nedless to say ppl went against him...they dint argue with his playing though......

7) he challeeged me to a card-victory duel (winner gets any card they want off the loser)

8) wen i whipped him, he got mad, flipped the plastic table, threw his chair and ripped up ALL HIS CARDS! the dumb bunny had 2 sacred beasts and all 3 gods in his deck *more illegalness* and like 20 other GOOD cards!

Whoa. That reminds me of one kid who used Call of the haunted over and over. The same card, It's very sad when a 12+ kid can't read a cards effect. That kid needs some prozak or something.

Anyway I've got another one. Its very short. Back when Rise of destiny the most worthless pack ever Came out I went to the sneak preview. I was just walking along scouting for a good challenge. It was better times because of the lack of the cyber dragon and common CED or BLS so dueling was very even. I finally find someone who wants to duel. He ran a deck with only magic and traps.....yeah. He lost in about 4 turns. Very funny but also very sad when you opponent slumps into a angry ball and slowly walks away. Classic.

omg om omg! this JUST happened like 20 mins ago! this dorkus of a duelist was playing a zombie deck and rigged his body wih cheat cards! lmoa is was the funniest thing EVER! he's hiding cards up his sleeve, under the table, his lap, even under his hat! i was like wow, ur good. n hes like no, im amazing and he wips out this uber good card (i 4get the name) and attacks me...but i had magic cylinder on the field and countered it and wipped him out and then he admitted to cheating n ran off! lmao

This actually happened a couple days ago...

I was playing with my RFG deck, which is actually pretty good, but I was playing a 18 year old. So we were in the middle of the duel and he plays a Blueeyes White Dragon, without sacrificing. I was like WTF, and he said "Dude, you can play him if he is the only card in your hand.", then I said "Where the hell does it say that? You call yourself a pro, but you mistake cyber dragon BEWD?", then he just stared blankly at me and picked up his cards and walked off. I laughed for awhile, and so did my friends.

Those are the people who give use all bad names. As far as the cheating goes I freaking had to duel a yata-lock SOB. He rigged his deck and drew yata every time we dueled at about his 2nd or 3rd turn. I tryed to get him kicked out but the shop keep and him where like friends. Uber gay. So I bought a yata and locked him back next time. Very nice.