Title: Yo Momma!
Description: Lets play!
Topdecker - April 17, 2006 08:16 PM (GMT)
Basically all you do is rate the Yo Momma joke by the person above you on a scale from 1 - 10, then put up your own Yo Momma joke!
I'll Start,
Yo Momma is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
ffrrt - April 17, 2006 08:29 PM (GMT)
^5/10 yo mamma is so stupid, that she looked at an orange juice carton for 20 minutes because it said concintrate.
Newzfoxjr - April 17, 2006 08:37 PM (GMT)
^Old/10
Yo momma is so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.
Topdecker - April 17, 2006 08:38 PM (GMT)
^ 8/10 that was pretty good!
Yo Momma is so stupid, she wanted to know how far it would take from Los Angeles to Las Vegas, so she called the operator, the operator said just a minute, and yo momma said OK thanks and hung up the phone.
ffrrt - April 17, 2006 08:40 PM (GMT)
10/10 lol!!!!!!!!!! yo mamma is so stupid ,she sold her car for gas money
Topdecker - April 17, 2006 08:41 PM (GMT)
^ OLD/10
Yo momma is SO ugly, she has to wear a turban in front of her face and move to Iraq.
Newzfoxjr - April 17, 2006 08:41 PM (GMT)
5/10
Yo momma so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Topdecker - April 17, 2006 08:42 PM (GMT)
Yo momma is so poor, she steals clothes from Goodwill
ffrrt - April 17, 2006 08:44 PM (GMT)
9/10 yo mamma is so stupid that she looked in the mirror and thought it was her twin
Topdecker - April 17, 2006 08:44 PM (GMT)
^OLD/10 again
Yo momma's teeth is SO yellow, when she closes her mouth, her stomach shines.
ffrrt - April 17, 2006 08:46 PM (GMT)
2/10 yo mamma is so fat that she ran twards the school bus yelling wait twinkie come back I want to eat you!!!!!!!
Topdecker - April 17, 2006 08:48 PM (GMT)
6/10
Yo momma is so hairy, her nipples got afros
ffrrt - April 17, 2006 08:51 PM (GMT)
10/10 yo mamma is so stupid, that she went to the goodwill and is this where I make my will before I die?
Topdecker - April 17, 2006 08:54 PM (GMT)
^ that sounds kinda corny
Yo momma is so poor, her front and back door of her house, is on the same hinge.
ffrrt - April 17, 2006 08:57 PM (GMT)
sorry bout that i was just trying to think of one in my head ^5/10 yo mamma is so fat that she took one step on the sidewalk and it caused a 7.0 earthquake.
Topdecker - April 17, 2006 08:59 PM (GMT)
^ 0.5/10
Yo momma is so poor, the only christmas presents she gives you, is a videotape of other people opening up presents for Christmas.
ffrrt - April 17, 2006 09:03 PM (GMT)
4/10 yo mamma is so poor that her house is a garbage can
Topdecker - April 17, 2006 09:06 PM (GMT)
1/10 :(
Yo Momma is stupid, she wanted to go to Disney Land, she saw a sign saying: DISNEY LAND: LEFT, so she turned around and went home.
ffrrt - April 17, 2006 09:08 PM (GMT)
6/10 yo mamma is so stupid that she thought girls were boys and boys were girls
Topdecker - April 17, 2006 09:10 PM (GMT)
^ OK now I'm pretty sure u can agree with me, that joke is very CORNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo momma is so fat, when she turns around, its her birthday, so she heard that she needed to have a birthday suit ready, so she got naked.
ffrrt - April 17, 2006 09:16 PM (GMT)
sorry I just can't think of one so I'm making them up as I go. 3/10 yo mamma is so stupid that when she $hit she thought it was chocolate
Topdecker - April 17, 2006 09:54 PM (GMT)
^ 2/10
Yo momma so fat, I have to drive a car to get on her good side
ffrrt - April 17, 2006 09:58 PM (GMT)
3/10 yo mamma is so stupid that she drunk pee and she thought it was lemonade
Topdecker - April 17, 2006 10:00 PM (GMT)
^ I think you meant this joke
Yo mamma's teeth is SO yellow, when she drinks water, she turns the water into lemonade.
ffrrt - April 17, 2006 10:06 PM (GMT)
yeah I just couldn't think of it because I heard it a few years ago yo mamma is so fat that whenever she falls noone laughs but the ground cracks up
Topdecker - April 17, 2006 10:07 PM (GMT)
Yo momma is so stupid, Brittany Spears tried to have her baby.
ffrrt - April 17, 2006 10:15 PM (GMT)
that didn't make any sence 0/10 yo mamma is so ugly that when she looked in the mirror her reflection ran away
king_laharl - April 17, 2006 11:52 PM (GMT)
Yo momma so fat that if she wears a yellow jacket people run after her yelling "Taxi"
Paton Yewbeam - April 17, 2006 11:57 PM (GMT)
^OLD/10
Yo Momma is so dang ugly, when you goes to a Strip Club, they pay her to keep her clothes ON.
king_laharl - April 17, 2006 11:59 PM (GMT)
^yeah but most of the old one are the best
8/10
Yo momma so fat she has her own gravitational pull
Paton Yewbeam - April 18, 2006 12:05 AM (GMT)
True, true. . .
^8/10
Your Momma's butt is SOOO hairy, it looks like Chubaca's face. (It probably sucked..)
ffrrt - April 18, 2006 12:07 AM (GMT)
9/10 YO MAMMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE HAS HER OWN SOLAR SYSTEM AROUND HER BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hehe:
Topdecker - April 18, 2006 09:03 PM (GMT)
^ OLD
5/10
Yo momma is SO damn ugly, when she looks at the mirror, her face breaks.
ffrrt - April 18, 2006 09:08 PM (GMT)
7/10 yo mamma is so fat that she sweats only syrup and butter and I heard that she got a full time job at denny's swiping it on pancakes(let me guess it is corny right) :yeahbaby
Topdecker - April 18, 2006 09:13 PM (GMT)
6/10
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
FINAL Exodia - April 18, 2006 09:44 PM (GMT)
2/10
Yo momma so stupid she made this thread, BIATCH!
Yo momma jokes are old as hell, seriously.
Topdecker - April 18, 2006 09:53 PM (GMT)
^ hahaha i don't get it
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Paton Yewbeam - April 18, 2006 09:58 PM (GMT)
^ 4/10 That kinda sucked. . .
Yo Mama is sooo friggin' old, she sat behind Jesus in the Third grade.
Topdecker - April 18, 2006 10:38 PM (GMT)
^7/10, there was a third grade back then?
you guys heard of Myspace right?
Yo momma is so fat, she got her own website, Herspace.
skyler - April 19, 2006 02:30 AM (GMT)
Yo momma take a sh*t,she dies and blow the world up :yeahbaby