Characters:
Maniken Guystalker
Queer-Gon Jeen
Pot Pot Binks
Darth Nader
Fluke Guystalker
Chewtobacco
Hands Polio
Darth Mole
Darth Tired-anus/Count Dookie
Dark Skiddiass
Just make a funny parody out of this contradictory to the Star Wars universe. Let the laughs begin!
(In the Death Star)
Darth Nader: Now you will know why I must kill you!
Fluke: I know why! It's because you killed my father!
Darth Nader: Damn skippy!
Fluke: Dave Chappelle?! You're Darth Nader?!
Dave Chappelle: No, man. I got this at the costume shop. Peace...
*exit Dave Chappelle. enter Darth Nader.*
Fluke: Okay...where were we? Oh, yeah...YOU KILLED MY FATHER!!!
Darth Nader: No...I...am your father!
Fluke: NOOOOOOOOOO00000000000oooooooooooo.............SON OF A BIOTCH!
Darth Nader: The power of the Dark Side! I have you now! Don't make me destroy you! Indeed you are powerful; the Emperor has forseen it!
Fluke: I know there is good in you!
Darth Nader: Yeah, well I'm getting hungry, so I'll kill you later. Is Episode VI good for you?
Fluke: Yeah. I feel like tacos.
Darth Nader: Hey, wanna go to Taco Bell? They have those crunch wrap supremes and some wicked nachos.
Fluke: Sounds good to me. We should do this more often.
Darth Nader: Yeeeah. How about not.
Fluke: Aww...
(later in the Death Star)
Darth Nader: Execute Plan-X!
Imperial Troop: No...not Plan-X! I beg of you!
Darth Nader: I said...EXECUTE PLAN-X!!!
Imperial Troop: Wait...what is Plan-X.
Darth Nader: Uh...the plan where we destroy the Rebel Base.
Imperial Troop: Oh...well, what happened to Plans A-W?
Darth Nader: THERE ARE NO PLANS A-W!!!
Imperial Troop: Then how are we on Plan-X?
Darth Nader: I just thought it freakin' sounded cool, okay!? God I hate these stupid idiots.
the Darth Nader in the previous scene actually being dave chapelle again...
meanwhile... fluke and the REAL Darth Nader are at taco bell...
Fluke: these are really great tacos!
Darth Nader: hell yeah. i dont think we will be destroying this star system...
Fluke: hey pa- we should do this more often.
Darth Nader: its always- "i want i want i want" with you. thats why i left the star system in the first place!
Fluke curls into a corner and cries...
then realizes...
wait... did i kiss my syster in an earlier movie????
THATS GROSSER THAN THIS TACO BELL!
^ LMAO!
*enter Darth Skiddiass.*
Darth Skiddiass: It's not the East or the West Side
Darth Nader: No, it's not.
Darth Skiddiass: It's not the North or the South Side.
Darth Nader: No, it's not.
Darth Skiddiass: It's the Dark Side.
Darth Nader: You are correct.
Darth Skiddiass: Here from the empire, to all you Nader haters out there: We'll blow your planet up.
Darth Nader: What is thy bidding, my master?
Darth Skiddiass: It's a disaster. Guystalker, we're after.
Darth Nader: What if he could be turned to the Dark Side.
Darth Skiddiass: Yes...he'd be a powerful ally. Another dark jedi.
Darth Nader: He will join us or die. We got Death Star.
Darth Skiddiass: Death Star.
Darth Nader: We got Death Star.
Darth Skiddiass: Death Star.
Darth Nader: We got Death Star.
Darth Skiddiass: Death Star.
Darth Nader: We got Death Star.
Darth Skiddiass: Death Star.
Darth Nader: We got Death Star.
Darth Skiddiass: Death Star.
Darth Nader: We got Death Star.
Darth Skiddiass: Death Star.
Darth Nader: We got Death Star.
Darth Skiddiass: Death Star.
Darth Nader: We got Death Star.
Darth Skiddiass: Death Star.
Darth Nader: And you know that we got it.
Darth Skiddiass: Death Star.
Darth Nader: And you know that we got it.
Darth Skiddiass: Death Star.
uncle owen: fluke- quite messin around with that damn land speeder. did you clean your room?
fluke: uncle owen- i know im on probation. i cleaned the droids, can i go to the hagi station? ive got a layaway on some power converters- but now youre treatin me like a scruffy nerve hurter.
^ LMAO! You know that song too!
Oki-wan Fanoki: Fluke, use the Force and run,
Run to Douchobah, Run to Douchobah,
Fluke, use the Force and run,
Run to Douchobah, Run to Douchobah.
Yoga: I'm Yoga,
I'm a soulja,
I'll mold ya, and fold ya,
I thought I told ya!
Don't be unwise judge me not by my size,
You wont believe your eyes,
Watch the X-wing rise!