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I went to the park yesterday to find a realy wierd thing next to the Cheez Wizz Jar wich was destroyed by a beaver wich did get me very mad so I pulled a beer bottle and smashed it over the beaver's big fat head and then I was so scared that I tried/bent down to and trip over another beaver, wich has five long teeth that uses to play using a string that was taken by YataGarasu to make a large nest that he made for his wife Yoto who started to have mental dissorder so yata pulled a bunny out and made it go into Yata's nest to destroy his brain virus that has almost disabled his brain but he shot a spit ball in the corner of his eye at a passing old person who was taking steroids so the old side of him started to flex and transferm into a crippled, tired pole dancer who killed himself to remove Yata's brain wich made Yata so happy that he started dancing and fell of The Healing Limb onto a spiked field of some Varscity Football players who started trodding on top of a magic castle wich is owned by a Chinese duel monster called Hincho Sui Mekotopita or BLS_EOTB who then grabbed him by the green fuzzy ears then tossed him into the layer of hot cheese covered in slimey,juicy, green beatles wich where eating marik's greasy hair so they could get some big awesome looking new Escalades and Cheetos because they couldent afford to buy themselfs some of Bakura's shiny necklaces wich where very expensive because Bakura spat on himself to shine his his shiny necklaces but it didin't because it had greese on them so then he put them in a big hat wich was magic and was also 5000 years old...... and was covered by black cockaroaches who smelled like then been having intercourse with Yugi's grandpa so Yugi smacked the into the eye of the pointy faced eagle the eagle schreed and took a cookie from the toilet in London where the last person was having a stomach flu and had no decency to clean because he was Bakura, and didin't know that he would loose his wallet down the toilet when he forgot his life he finnaly rang his wife and she kicked him in the @ss because was a redneck who eats lots of playdoh and doesen't chew his food. Bakura's wife is a big breasted women with a hairy dick and green coloured smells like skunk who looks like a giant, deformed, elephant butt , and actualy walks around the whole entire earth in a car coloured pink off a cliff but still manages to to survive with a broken neck and a few broken fingers then she climbs out and falls on Seto Kaiba! He takes out his blue-eyes card and White Lighting atacks Tristens big head. Tristen's dead now. Yugi and joe cry like little dogs and babys that are in Kaibas pet cage where he keeps trained killer dogs that eat human flesh and rabbit or cat wiskers and elephant anus with Eskimo fur and Kaiba's deck and brother and anything else in his way in order to pursue his dream of becoming a ballerina and also a singer like Britney and also a TERMINATOR!!!!Like Arnold, so it can wipe out Yugi off the face of the earth and take over Grandpa's Card shop to sell it on Ebay! Then sell other stuff to Joey and steal his money and beats him bad untill money is returend and yuugi gets miracullasly laid by some desprete pesron who died because of Yugi's hair stabbing her eyes piercing his brain and killing instantly then out of nowhere came Tea "what did you do to joeys dead!"...." Oh #@)$&*%!! That wasen't me!"....."I wonder who #@)$&*%! did that to joey!" Tea, then began to play with herself using her trusty electric toothbrush turbo drives Yugi's eye drops from his head to his lap. Then to his nuts..They started rolling to pegasus shoes, and Tea steped on them because she hates Yugi. Tea slaps him, Yugi starts to cry then he jumps out of Tea's short pants and ran home to his grandpa. Yugi's grandpa licked Yugi's overmade pants while smacking his nuts nonestop untill they burst into flying dog #@)$&*%! with bloddy ass and then Mai licks the blood untill she goes down on grandpa's and does #@)$&*%!. Grandpa has a boner fit then strats to play "Reshaf of Destruction". Mai says "Move, or I'm gonna kick your ass untill you go to a street corner and someone picks you up and goes to a room at the old spooky werehouse!!!". In the werehouse across town and you get you get all the nasty women while you play with your balls while she faints from the smell of new gasoline that you showered with and use Friday last night to drink and get high while you smoke on to wash your little round arse with ivory soap and your 2000 year old hole brand toilet paper with crap on while eating shite in the little room with *** and smelt like *** cream also known as *** hole and it felt mushy like fungi in an old sock in his mouth that haden't been washed for thousends of many years. It was stiff like a hard loaf of bread. Tea then took a peice of hay and turned it into a giraffes tounge. After that she said to Joey, "Hey Joey, What the? #@)$&*%! you, the world too!!" And a peice of bubble gum was growing in a big fat old man with lepresy. Suddenly the bubble gum went the toilet and took out to the old barn. Then it look down and trip over a pumpgun and shoot a old dirty hat with feathers and it look like it had a big big hump on its ass then it suddenly popped and run over a kid. After that the kid screamed and licked his ass of and ran to his mommy so she told him to "don't be a #@)$&*%! bloody looser son". After crying he.......a rat. A big rat got so angry that it only ate the city and then went to the big the purple penguin wich didin't like him very much so he went to buy some "Weevil's Insect Repellent" wich was very expensive and not very effective. This #@)$&*%! him off. That is why he threw the can at Tea, who threw a big ol' monkey twords the ugly thing that is a stupid piggy wich acts like Yugi in a little duel , wich he lost because his bladder burst and splattered over Joey Wheeler's face who smacked Tristan around the face because he wanted to hit Tristan because Tristan did a mistake with Serinity in a dark room, wich was upstairs in the closset of Kaiba's bedroom, wich was tottaly full of cards. Then Tristan tried to have a BJ from Serinity because of a little insident that deformed his personality appearence due to the fact that his stomach is aching so badly because he was upside down in a run-down gasstation wich was in the stomach of a evil looking giant purple penguin wich had to go potty now but he can't go because the sword wich had sat on during a fight with his father, because his father was the moast Koala loving lunatic who lived in San Fransisco wich Anzu loves to go to, when suddenly, a big pig sells beef came rambiling along with Tea, and Joey behind her atempting to do a sneaky thing with the fastest and most disgusting looking thingy he had ever witnessed, however, before Weevil he never saw what hit himor how it is possible for him to get laid tonight because to #@)$&*%! on jackdaniels, but insted he turned his back on the wrong type of people and therefore got AIDS at 16.Buckets of smellly fishguts were spilled on her T-shirt with lots of ketchup and then she went out and took his riffle he put in his dresser, before going to the kitchen to grab a knife to stab someone by the name of "Unkown origins" and watch as they shall bleed as a fountain of thick blood while screaming around like headless chickens and waving there arms like dumb idiots all over the entire universe but then suddenly they found out it's all mine because of the evil shadow creatures took it and put it there in the corner for everyone to point and laugh at it because of a very little person named Dick who went in fell in love with someone called Fanny who was evil but also kind wich is wrong. He was realy a raging homosexual who likes to act all queer. So they went and had a ball inside Kaiba's stomach and played hide and seek but someone intefered by slaping them with fish on the head and other places so that they ran out screaming "BLOODY MURDER!!!!" with a huge chainsaw that dripped with blood and guts from them all including some disgusting brains wich slated like rotting maggets who squiremed like there was no paper towels around before turning into some gigantic thing with large wings with large spikes that peirece skulls very easily thru a demons corpse for some reason looked exactly like Anzu's big head. "Oh no" cried Anzu's big head"Help me please or I will destroy all friendship!" Atemu laughed at the chocolate covered monkey wich was pink and glittery and shinning like some diamond was being stolen along with some rubbies along a big bus that was being driven by Seto-Sama and had screaming brakes that don't work at all. Incedently a few drunk blokes got hit in the middle of the back by the big blue dog that was barking at the cat when suddenly the dog jumped out and bit my
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YAY! I win!
that was funny :lol!: :lol!: