***This fic is dedicated to my very good friend Tammi, aka Tammianica.....hahaha, inside joke. But anyway, she's in this so i figured i would dedicate it to her!***

Narrator: It was a lovely saturday morning and Yugi decided to call Tammi, his very sarcastic friend

Yugi: *dialing tammi's number* Hello friend Tammi!! DID U SEE TODAY'S EPISODE??

Tammi: why yes yugi i did..... and why am i so "honored" to hav u call me?

Yugi: Yami's taking me to the circus, and i wanted to know if u wanted to cum!!

Tammi: who else in invited?

Yugi: oh you know! The Gang! Tea, Tristen, Kaiba, Duke, Joey, Mokuba, Rebecca, Serenity, and oh, do u wanna bring sum of ur friends too?

Tammi: are u sure u want me to bring MY friends?

Yugi: OF COURSE! I am always open to meeting new people and making new friends!

Tammi: ok...... if you really think it's a good idea, then i will. *hangs up phone*

Yugi: bye!............. friend??? hav u already hung up the phone???? but... but... U NEVER SAID GOODBYE!!! *bursts into tears and throws phone to the ground*

*yami comes in with a picic basket*

Yami: ok yugi, I've got our lunches all packed and ready!! Say, whats wrong little man?

Yugi: Tammi didn't say goodbye! she just hung up the phone.

Yami: u mean ur still friends with her?? but what about what happened last week???

**flashback to last week at school**

Tammi: *pushes yugi up against locker* yugi, if u don't stop following me around and calling me "friend," I will punch u so hard, you won't be able to say anything!

**flashback ends**

Yugi: *rubs jaw* she didn't really mean that! come on, everybody likes me. I'm a likeable kid!!!

Yami: umm, sure, why don't u just call everyone else and forget about it. I doubt she will show up anyway. Now where is that apron so I can make that pie..... *goes off into kitchen*

(an hour later, everyone begins to arrive at yugi's house. Yami has rented out a bus to take them downtown to the circus)

Doorbell: ding dong

Yugi: coming! *opens door*

(in walks Tristen, Duke, and Tea)

Yugi: hiya guys! we r gonna hav such a fun time at the circus!

Yami: *holds up picnic basket* and I made sandwitches!!!

All: yay!

Doorbell: ding dong

*yugi opens door*

(in walks Joey, Serenity, and Rebecca)

Joey: hey yug, whats the deal with having to bring along ur little girlfriend?? *points to rebecca*

Tea: she can have Yugi, but Yami's mine! ALL MINE!

(Yami throws a worried glance over at Tea's direction)

Yugi: it's ok Joey, i invited her!

Rebecca: *whispering to Yugi* hey, lets ditch these guys and go somewhere where we can be alone, and have a date!

Yugi: *girly scream* ahhhhhhhh!!!!! my virgin ears!!!

Serenity: ok, well isn't this everybody? Can we go to the circus now?

Tristen: oh no! my love is unhappy! *glares at Yami* get everyone in the bus RIGHT NOW!

Duke: *punches Tristen in the stomach* ok, well that takes care of one problem.

Tristen:*doubles over and falls to ground* ouchies, i got a boo boo.

Yugi: well I guess Tammi isn't coming. come on guys, lets get in the bus.

Doorbell: ding dong.....................................dingdongdingdongdingdongdingdong

Yugi: oh boy, that must be Tammi now!

(opens door to reveal........ Kaiba and Mokuba at the door)

Kaiba: Mokuba forced me

Mokuba: yay! circus! circuscircuscircuscircuscircus!! I WANNA BALLOON!

Yugi: why hello Mokuba!!! I'm so glad u and Kaiba could make it toda----- OMG IS THAT TAMMI I SEE????

(a big black limo pulls up beside Kaiba's white limo and Tammi steps out)

Yugi: oh Tammi it is you! *pokes Tammi* poke!

Tammi: ouch! hey! I brought along some "friends" yugi

(out steps Yami Marik, Marik, Yami Bakura, Ryou, Mai, and Varon)

Joey: (upon seeing Mai and Varon together) *girly scream* Mai! u told me that u were away on vacation! I can't believe ur going out with HIM behind my back!!!!! how could you?!?!?!

Mai: it was pretty easy..... all i had to do was say i was sick, and u left me alone

Joey: so that explains why you were sick for 6 consecutive months! and to think i thought that u had a serious case of the common cold!!!

Mai: ummmmm, ya.

Yugi: so nice to see you all! ARE WE ALL READY TO GO TO THE CIRCUS????

All: YAY!!!

(everyone piles into the bus. Like a good boy, yugi takes up the very front seat. Yami sits directly behind him while the rest of the gang fill in the remaining front seats. Tammi and her friends go straight to the back.)


there is more, but this is all I will post for now.

hehehe
Like your other one so far its brilliant!
really funny :lol:

It was real good!Altough it didnt sounded exactlylike them,I still liked it.

o yeah, the people in my fics are usually out of character. it makes it funny!! lol ok, now for the moment we've all been waiting for!! more of the story!

*on the road*

Mai: oh no! I forgot to go to the bathroom! I should probably go now. *runs to bathroom at the end of the bus*

Joey: wow Yami, you sure outdid yourself this time! you got such a nice bus! it even has a bathroom! and look! automatic cupholders! *presses button and watches cupholder slowly unfold* wow! again again!

Varon: oops *spills some water on the seat next to him* well, I should better get some paper towels from the bathroom. *runs to bathroom*

*bus becomes silent because nobody can think of anything to say*

*interesting giggling noises are coming from the bathroom*

Yami: *applying more eyeliner and looking in his yellow polka dotted compact mirror* my goodness! what in Ra's name is going on in that bathroom! *puts eyeliner and mirror back in feminine belt and gets up*

Yugi: hey, does Varon know that Mai is still in the bathroom?? OH NO! what if he went in there while Mia was still undressed?

Yami: THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR WILL NOT BE PERMITTED ON MY BUS! *marches over to back of bus*

Yugi: poor Mia! I don't know what I would do if someone bursted in on me while i was going potty!

Yami: (to tammi) where are Mai and Varon?

Tammi: *looks up from "Dictator Weekly Magazine"* huh? how am I supposed to know?

Yami: listen here little missie! you had better tell me if they are both in the bathroom together befor I ban you from going to the circus!

Marik, Mokuba and Ryou: *look up from playing "Name That Yugioh Monster Board Game"*

*all three gasp in horror*

Tammi: well in that case....

Marik: the're in the bathroom. JUST PLEASE PLEASE DON'T TURN THE BUS AROUND!!!!

Yami: *rummages through multiple brands of eyeliner and mascara in feminine belt and finally pulls out a pink compact mirror and a brick* ok, now let me just see here..... *takes a quick look at himself in mirror, then puts it away* NOW IM READY FOR THOSE TWO!

*marches up to bathroom door and vigorasly knocks*

Yami: I am going to give you two to the count of three. after that, I'm just coming right in! I have a brick!!.......one.........two.....

*various bumps and other noises are heard fom inside the bathroom*

Yami: .........three! *breaks off doorknob and kicks down door with the strenght of 1,000 mothers*

(Mai and Varon are up against the bathroom wall, and Varon has one hand around Mai's waist and another on her butt. Also, Mai's shirt and skirt had somehow found thier way off her and into the far corner of the room, so she was left with only her bra and underwear, which were both very revealing. Varon's shirt was off and his pants were down around his ancles.)


Yami: OMG!!!!!!!!! let's keep it G-rated here, kids!

Yugi: *runs up to bathroom door* Mai are you alright, cause I know what it's like to------ OH MY RA!!!!! WHAT IN THE WORLD HAS HAPPENED HERE?!?!?!?!? *stares for a minute at the two* so that's how it works!!!

Yami: *gasps* Yugi! Young man, you erase what you just saw from your mind and go pray to the virgin Mary! quickly now! before you are scarred for life!!!

Yugi: *doesn't move*

Yami: Yugi, do I have to call your grandfather and make him pick you up??

Yugi: NO! ok, I'll go now! *takes one last look before running off to go pray*

Yami: you two! *points to Varon and Mai* this bus does not need your kind! now scram! shoo! be gone!

*Mai and Varon shrug and get their clothes on. then they proceed to walk off the bus together hand in hand.*

Joey: yeah, get outta here! and go get a room while your at it! *chuckles to self* heh heh, im good.

Mai: We plan to. *holds up Joey's wallet*

Joey: hey! how did you........ where do you two think you're going?? Get back here!!! *chases after them and off the bus*

*bus begins moving again*

No Bakura?

Well, it's not bad, though I don't exactly like fics with other ppl involved that are not within Yu-Gi-Oh!....

Ryou Bakura is in there, and Yami Bakura is too, but later on. He came in with the other bad guys. off to write more!

Um, I meant as in "Touzokuou Bakura"...Yami Bakura and him aren't exactly the same person. (in the manga, at least)

........................ :lol: -_- ya know i think the last one to laugh was too stupid to get the joke but.................................... ^_^ good story,post more.

oh him!!!! ya, i call him theif bakura. he's not in this story. i do hav a story with him, but i hav a feeling he is very out of character since i've never read the manga!! ya, i suppose i'll post more, but i'm not on my computer, so it will hav to be later. a lot later, since i'm currently blacked from all invisionfree sites. (i hav no idea why aol decided to change the controls).

>_< Hopefully you can be back soon to post more!

(if you've seen the anime, Bakura sama's in there too...though since it's completely in Japanese I have no idea what he's doing in there)