umm... you may get offended if your a big Yugi, Marik, Joey, or Tea fan... they are all out of character, but thats what make it funny!


Narrator: Let's take a trip back in time to when Joey battled Odion (who he thinks is Marik) during the battle city finals. This is what really happened that they couldn't show you.......

Joey: Marik! I will beat you!

Odion: No you won't!

Namu: (who everyone know is actually Marik) hehehe, they think he's me! *holds millenium rod behind back*

Yugi: hey guys! i do believe that our good friend joey is about to beat Marik! but for sum reason, something seems wrong....

Tea: don't be silly Yugi. Of COURSE Joey will win! he has to! everyone knows that *clears throat and says in that tone of voice she uses when giving friendship speeches* that the good will always defeat the evil in our world!

Yugi: *wiping away tear in eye* that was.... that was.....

Tea: wonderful? beautiful? something the pharoh would say??? i know! what does Yami think of it??

Yugi: actually i was gonna say that it was a great speech, but let's ask dear Yami now!

*screams YUGIOH!!!!! and closes eyes*

Inside yugi's head.......

Yugi: Yami? our friend Tea wants to ask u something!

Yami: OUR friend? dont u mean YOUR friend?

Yugi: what are you trying to say, Yami? Isn't everybody our friend????

Yami: -_- no yugi, everybody is not my friend. and Tea is DEFINATELY not my friend.

Yugi: but....but.....why?????????

Back in normal world:

*yugi is still screaming YUGIOH! at the top of his lugs*

Joey: Yugi, i can't concentrate with you screaming like that. do u think u could stop now??

Serenity: big brother, I'm scared. the little midget with the cardboard hair has been donig that for 10 minutes now.....

Back to Yami and Yugi:

*yami is trying to explain to yugi that the little woodland creatures do not need to be his enemy when....*

Yugi: HOLY GUAKAMOLIE CHIPS! Yami Friend, you will have to hold that thought! we hav been talking all this time and i forgot to tell you why i was even here in the first place!!!!

Yami: *looking agrivated* what is that yugi??

Yugi: i came to tell you that Tea wanted to ask you something. See, she made this WONDERFUL speech and.....

Yami: no

Yugi: ....it had all this stuff about good and evil and friendship and... wait, what did u just say??

Yami: im not coming out to have listen to another one of her sermons and go, "wow Tea what a great speech," and then hav her go "Yami! ur my hero!!!!" again like she always does! i can only put up with the insanity for so long.

Yugi: but.....but.....but......

Yami: here's a dollar. go knock yourself out.

Yugi: yay!! *goes back to real world*

Back to the real world (again)

Yugi: OOOOOOOOOOOOO......ooo? why do i fell like I've been screaming the word yugioh for the past 20 minutes? and why is my voice hoarse??

*all look at him and take a step away*

Tea: *demanding* WHERE'S YAMI?

Yugi: *reciting the words Yami has drilled in his head to say to Tea* Yami is not here right now. Please leave him a message with me and he will get back to u as soon as he can! Thanks! Bye! beeeeeeeep!

Tea: Hi Yami its Tea. I just wanted to let you hear my speech, cause i made it up and it reminded me of you, well actually everything reminds me of you, but i.....

Yugi: beeeeeep! you time is up! have a nice day. *smiles brightly* do i get a cookie?

Serenity: Joey, you've got some really weired friends....

Joey: HEY WHY DOES YUGI GET A COOKIE??? I WANT A COOKIE!

Odion: I'm surronded by idiots..... can we just get on with this duel Wheeler?

Joey: you will pay Marik Ishtar, you wil PAY!

Mai: Joey hun, you've said that enough times. It's time for you to actually make a move now!

Joey: oh!!!!

(duel continues. everyone is watching except Yugi who is making his way over to Namu to ask if he has a cookie)

Marik: *thinking* why is he coming over here???? they couldn't possibly know who I am! oh no! my cover has been blown, they know who i am and now Yugi is coming over here to tell me he knows! must think up a plan.....

Yugi: (to Namu) Hey there friend, do u know where i can find a-

Namu: what are you talking about???? I'm not Marik!! See this rod! *takes out milenium rod* it's a fake i tell u! a fake!

Yugi: *extremely confused. there is only so much room in his little brain*

Namu: Oh no! you know too much! *banishes Yugi to the shadow relm with rod*

(because this is my story, when people are sent to the shadow relm, they just vanish, ok?)

Yugi:*poof! he's gone*

*everyone looks over at Namu*

All: what was that???

Namu: I'M NOT MARIK I TELL U!!!!!!

Serenity: UR MARIK ISHTAR?!

All: OMG!

Namu: *thinking* must think of a plan.......ooh! i know! *points at the sky* look! a purple flying monkey!!

All: *look at sky*

Serenity: no silly, thats only my brother. don't worry, you're not the first to call him that!

Namu: now's my chance! Rahahahaha!! *banishes the group to the shadow relm*

All (except Odion, Joey, and Marik): *poof! they're gone too!*

Odion: jaw drops

(all this time Joey has been busy playing with his cards. He just so happened to have gotten skull dice and graceful dice in his hand. When he noticed that Odion was buisy, he decided to sit down and have a little fun.)

Joey: hey look! skull dice and graceful dice are....BROTHERS!!!!!! wowie! (joey then proceeded to giving each card a voice and making them talk to each other)

SD: Hello brother! how are you today?

GD: I'm fine brother! aren't you looking nice this evening!

SD: Oh why thank you! and you aren't looking bad yourself!

GD: hey! do you know what I just noticed!

SD: what is that dear brother?

GD: I just noticed that... *breaks out into random song* I increase card strenght!

SD: *catching the tune* And I decrease card strenght!

Both: Together we make a perfect team, HEY! *song ends, random
catchy tune from out of nowhere stops playing*

Joey: yay! i made a musical!

Odion: *stares at Joey for a few seconds before going back to Marik* Marik! did u take all of your pills this morning??? don't make me call Ishizu!

At the part of the blimp where the Ishtars are living:

Ishizu: *dusting the place and humming to herself* hmmmmmhmmmhmmmm...... hey, what's this? *finds 6 large pill on the counter* Oh no! Marik's pills!

*phone rings*

Ishizu: hello?

Odion: (on other end) Ishizu, did u give Marik his pills this morning??

Ishizu: yes, but he only took half of them!

Odion: which ones didn't he take?

Ishizu: well let's see.... there's 3 anger management pills, 2 pills the therapist subscribed to him, and 1 pill to control his multiple personalities that he didn’t take this morning.

Odion: that would explain a lot.......

Marik: *breathing heavily* how.....did.....they....alll....find....out???????????

Odion: right, well i'm gonna take him to the T-H-E-R-A-P-I-S-T ok?

Ishizu: good luck! *hangs up phone*

Odion: ok Marik, we're gonna go to that nice place that gives u the lolipops, ok??

Marik: yay! lolipops! *leaves with Odion*

Joey: I wanna come!!!! why am i never included? First it was the cookies, but now the LOLIPOPS?? WHEN WILL THIS MADDNESS END????

And they all lived happily ever after! excet Yugi and "the gang", that is. they stayed in the shadow relm. but im sure the world was a happier place without them!!!

THE END!

ok, did u guys like it?

was it too long, or was it really that bad???? boo hoo!!

*cries with laughter* omg that's BRILLIANT!!!! u gotta write more!!! :lol: :lol:

omg r u serious?? i have another one where the cast goes to the circus, its really funny. I'll post that later, cause i gotta get off now!!

wow!! sum1 liked it!!!!!

course i liked it!! :lol: tis wicked!! come back online and post it up :P
can't wait to see the circus one...*imagines Seto with some cotton candy* AWWW :wub:

Well the circus one is up all ready but you didnt write anything in there for a long time.It was just getting interesting too. <_<

OMG! that ff is great!
* is glad someone agrees that yami doesnt like ANYONE *
Its hilarious! ^_^

lol funny story didnt seem 2 corny like most of the ones ppl make up
but it had originality 2 it thats what made it funny well
good story hope u make more lol latrs

It was real good.

omg i am soo happy!! sry i havt posted anymore on the circus 1! is it even still there? well, i didn't post more becuse i didnt think there were a lot of ppl on this site, but now there seems to be more so i believe i will post more!!

can i have a cookie?can i have two cookies?can i have 20 cookies!(good boy.movie.) :lol: that was soo funny!should i read it again or paste it? :lol: write more!my best friend luvs funny crap,mind if i print this so i can show it to her?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 10/10 im still laughing now and ive wet my pants hilarious any one who doesnt like it should go to therapy sessions with marik ,now did anytbody have a cookie :lol:

OMFG!!! Funniest ff evur!

Unlike with many jokes I laughed MULTIPLE times.With me that doesn't usually happen.It's really good :lol!:

awwww!!! i feel like i hav fans!!!! don't worry, i havn't died!! the reason i havn't been on in about 5,000 years is because my aol parental controls decided they didn't like this sit so i'm blocked from it. (ya... i'm on young teen. my parents are very strict.) i definately want to get back on this site again, the only reason i'm on it right now is because i'm on a friend's computer. i will try my hardest to get back on this site and post more of the circus story!!!! until then, bye! and thanx everyone for making me feel so loved!!!!!

o ya, and feel free to print the story out. i don't care... as long as u don't say it's yours! lol.

XD Nice one! XDDDD *laughes at the lot who got swallowed by the Shadow Realm*