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Title: Smart Kid


x1simple1x - April 3, 2005 05:23 AM (GMT)
There was this smart kid. One day he came home from school with his report card. He showed his grandpa his straight A's. His grandpa said good and took out two bills from his pocket. He held up a five dollar bill and a temn dollar bill and asked Which one do you want? The boy tool the five dollar bill.

Thinking that there was something wrong with his grandson, the grandpa took the boy to grandma with the boy holding onto his five dollar bill. The grandpa told the grandma that the boy had gotten straight A's and she decided to reward him. she held up a ten dollar bill and a twenty dollar bill and asked which one would you like? the boy took the smaller ten dollar bill.

Puzzled, the grandpa and grandma took the boy to his uncle. After hearing the story, the uncle held up twenty dollars and 50 dollars. the boy took the twenty dollar bill. Now the grandpa, grandma, and uncle thinking that the boy had problems took him to his father to she what woud happened if the offered him another reward.

The boy's father held up a fifty dollar bill and a hundred dollar bill and he once again took the smaller bill. Frustrated, They took the boy to his mother and the last family member. When she offered him once again the fifty dollar bill and the hundred dollar one, he finally took the larger ne hundre dollar one.

Puzzled everyone asked why did you sudenly decide to get ht elarger bill. the boy answered. If I had gotten the larger bill from the start then you wouldn't have had offered me money to find out what was wrong. thus the smart Kid outwitted his family members and got 185 dollars instead of 10. :P I was bored so I typed this up.

darky - April 3, 2005 09:14 PM (GMT)
lmao, smart little boy. i would've did that, too, but not because of getting more money, but because i have more that enough to spend (no, i'm not rich).

x1simple1x - April 3, 2005 10:02 PM (GMT)
[sarcasm]well sometimes greedy little children take the lager bill because they can't get their grubby little hands away[/sarcasm] Well at least he little boy has money to spend and what do you mean you're not rich. :o

Joys - May 11, 2005 09:23 PM (GMT)
That's smart. Maybe I should try that out. :lol:




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