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darky - March 26, 2005 05:17 PM (GMT)
The Perfect Worker

1. Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2. hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3. wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4. think twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5. finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6. measures to complete his work, sometime skipping coffee
7. breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10. classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11. dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12. promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13. executed as soon as possible.

Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to
you earlier today.

Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

yeah yeah yeahs - April 3, 2005 02:35 AM (GMT)
I really love this kind of humor! Creative.

x1simple1x - April 3, 2005 02:42 AM (GMT)
ahahahaha *clutches stomache while rolling on floor with laughter* (Well how would I be able to type this? :o ) Wow Darky you're so funny.

flwrlak - April 3, 2005 03:12 AM (GMT)
LOL! I love that :D




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