This really isn't funny cause it actually happend to me and sorry to any one who has had this happen to them aswell.

On Tuseday I was waiting for a bus when a group of chavs come up to me and ask for the time. So like the stupied person i can be somtimes i get my PHONE out to check and they take it off me a walk away i go after them to get it back and the bastards start laying into me. I'm still in pain from it now and the things is the phone wasn't that good anyway but it's the principle of the thing although I should've known better than to get my phone out.

So guys don't make my mistake and watch out for these type of people I don't want anyone else to go through what i did.

And buy a watch.
He's sitting next to me now, blackened eyes and speaking of his war wounds.
OMG0rz, thought he was a tank. Trying to "taunt". No priest = gimpification.

:P

Sho#uld have started quoting pi at them. Their heads would've exploded.

Hey, that'd be a GREAT nerd spell for this RPG I'm (kind of) writing: Explode Chav!