Title: Simba and Timon Caption.
Description: Just had to post this
brekclub85 - August 27, 2009 08:35 PM (GMT)
Timon: I did not volunteer to be a pacifier!
Caption away! :lol
Noname - August 27, 2009 08:36 PM (GMT)
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a meercat?
Lillefot - August 27, 2009 08:46 PM (GMT)
Simba has sleepwalks, dreaming about Ice Cream. Conclusion? Poor Timon! :lol
Noname - August 27, 2009 08:54 PM (GMT)
Timon: AGGHH! His tongue is like sandpaper! It's ripping off my fur!
brekclub85 - August 27, 2009 08:59 PM (GMT)
Simba: Don't worry Timon, it's the Circle of Life!
Timon: I knew it! The Circle of Life is just a nice way of saying Survival of the Fittest! :blink:
Noname - August 27, 2009 09:01 PM (GMT)
Simba: I love you Timon!
Timon: Love hurts! OWW!
kjeldo - August 28, 2009 12:20 PM (GMT)
Noname - August 29, 2009 05:13 AM (GMT)
Timon: Aghh! The animation is brighter in this film than in the original lion king... and his tongue really DOES feel like sandpaper!
Kor - August 29, 2009 05:36 AM (GMT)
Timon: "When I said I needed a bath I didn't mean this sort of bath."
Noname - August 29, 2009 05:44 AM (GMT)
Timon: Anyone else notice how the rest of my body wasn't animated in this shot?
Kor - August 29, 2009 06:00 AM (GMT)
Casting Director (from off screen): "I think we have found our actor to portray the role of Timon."
Noname - August 29, 2009 06:04 AM (GMT)
Timon: Help me!
Simba: What? Didn't hear you...
Timon: Pumba, do something!
(Pumba runs offscreen)
Timon: Dang it!
Kor - August 29, 2009 06:18 AM (GMT)
Timon: "Help, mad lion."
Simba: "I'm not mad, just glad to see you."
Timon: "Can you be a teensy little bit less happy to see me?"
Pangaea - August 29, 2009 10:05 PM (GMT)
Pumbaa (offscreen): Timon, did you know that a lion’s tongue is so rough it can scrape flesh off of bone?
Timon: YES, actually I DID know that!
Ptyra - August 30, 2009 04:05 AM (GMT)
Timon: HELP! HIS TONGUE IS BIGGER THAN HIS EYES!!!
Kor - August 30, 2009 04:10 AM (GMT)
Timon: "He thinks I'm some sort of lick toy, help me!"
Noname - August 30, 2009 04:11 AM (GMT)
Timon: Help! He thinks I'm a chew toy!
landbeforetimelover - August 30, 2009 04:12 AM (GMT)
Simba: Hmmmmmmm......needs more salt......
Timone: God please help me!
Noname - August 30, 2009 04:17 AM (GMT)
Timon: This is NOT what all true warriors strive for!
Paradise Bird - September 1, 2009 11:51 AM (GMT)
Simba:Can I eat you?
brekclub85 - September 6, 2009 03:10 PM (GMT)
Director: Now do you see why we couldn't show them eating meat on-screen? Stuff like this would've happened!
Noname - September 6, 2009 05:38 PM (GMT)
Simba: (lick, lick)
Timon: I don't need you to clean my fur, for the last time!
brekclub85 - September 6, 2009 07:32 PM (GMT)
Announcer: Meerkat-flavored ring pops! A lion cub's favorite treat in a candy store!
Noname - September 6, 2009 07:40 PM (GMT)
Timon: He's licking me! Why is he licking me?!
Pumbaa: Since this was a free-frame in the movie, we'll never know for sure...
Littlefoot1616 - September 7, 2009 09:33 AM (GMT)
Simba: Now this is how mum used to do it *slurp*
Timon: Arrghh! Now I can see why you hated it so much!
Simba: Wax on...wax off!
Timon: You mean wax on, HAIR OFF!!
Noname - September 13, 2009 09:36 AM (GMT)
Simba: Ice Cream!
Timon: Murderous lion cub!
brekclub85 - June 22, 2010 04:16 AM (GMT)
Simba: Look Timon, I'm impersonating the pyramids!
Timon: Pyramids didn't eat meerkats!
Pangaea - June 22, 2010 06:14 AM (GMT)
Simba: “I love you, little buddy!”
Timon: “If this is how you express affection, I’m glad you don’t HATE me!”
brekclub85 - May 29, 2011 03:08 AM (GMT)
NEW! From the Pride Lands Ice Cream Company: Timon-Sicles!
Nick22 - May 29, 2011 04:15 AM (GMT)
timon on a stick! for a very limited time..
Pangaea - June 1, 2011 11:51 PM (GMT)
Timon: “Now I know how furniture feels when it’s getting sanded!”
brekclub85 - January 14, 2012 07:52 PM (GMT)
The Pride Lands production of Little Shop of Horrors :)
LBTLover1 - January 14, 2012 10:29 PM (GMT)
Simba: I know we're friends and all, but i'm hungry and you sure do taste good.
Nick22 - January 15, 2012 01:43 AM (GMT)
a tasty treat for a hungry lion..
Dr. Curzon - January 15, 2012 06:09 AM (GMT)
The reason why the glue-on-the-tongue trick is not recommended.