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Ayoke - April 30, 2010 01:30 AM (GMT)
Ayo wants to know your Hetalia headcanon. Especially the cracky stuff. Historically based stuff is fun too.

<3

Oh lord what have I begun?

Ayoke - April 30, 2010 01:31 AM (GMT)
I suppose I'll start out with a few that I can recall...

-England's eyebrows glow in the dark
-Ameriwhale is secretly the alien ship from the Invader Zim episode "Abducted"
-Russia has a secret weakness for McDonald's and bad pop music
-Russia is also extremely superstitious
-England is incredibly gay.
-America is convinced that the end of the world will have zombies and is currently preparing in case of that event.
-America once met Bigfoot. But he thought that Bigfoot was a drunken England who hadn't shaved in a while. Though, at the time, America wasn't exactly sober.
-Grandpa Rome is a cannibal.

Kizu - April 30, 2010 02:11 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Ayoke @ Apr 29 2010, 08:31 PM)
-America once met Bigfoot. But he thought that Bigfoot was a drunken England who hadn't shaved in a while. Though, at the time, America wasn't exactly sober.

WIN

BeatriceTheGolden - May 1, 2010 09:49 PM (GMT)
In my headcanon Ireland is an angry woman who hates England yet always hangs around him for some reason, also she drinks a lot. Northern Ireland is her little sister who lives with England and it pisses Ireland off to no end (although she won't admit it)

New Zealand rides around on a sheep and she has (no) adventures with Australia.

America and Canada are like, super close bros (and no, not in the creepy way, just the brotherly way).

Vatican City would be a cute chibi-Pope and would try to stop everyone from fighting but it would never work.

okay mine aren't as interesting as Ayo's <___<

Kizu - May 2, 2010 07:03 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (BeatriceTheGolden @ May 1 2010, 04:49 PM)
Vatican City would be a cute chibi-Pope and would try to stop everyone from fighting but it would never work.

it worked for my country and our retard neighbour >_>


oh, so OC headcanon is ok? well, for me U ruguay is Argentina's little brother who speaks the same dialectic as Argentina but slower, and is always carrying a set of mate around :3

Argentina hates practically all his neighbours (except U ruguay and Brazil, he hates Brazil only when it comes to football) especially Chile

btw Argentina officially had sex with murrikka :3 (the term "carnal relations" were used to describe bilateral relations with the US in the 90's, idk why)

Ayoke - May 2, 2010 04:36 PM (GMT)
More headcanon!

-Antarctica thinks he is a penguin and acts as such. He even has a fake penguin beak.
-New Zealand IS a sheep.
-Vatican City secretly controls everything from the shadows and is a pedo.
-Russia and Baba Yaga are old drinking buddies and frequently go out to scare little children together.
-Canada sometimes hangs out with Yetis.
-Northern Italy, to the dismay of the incredibly Catholic Romano, is pastafarian.
-England has a murderous pink unicorn called Mr. Fluffy.
-Glenn Beck is America's creepy psycho stalker.
-Canada and Stephen Colbert fight a lot.
-England and Egypt sometimes have magic battles of epicness.
-England has a secret obsession with cats.
-Canada runs an IHOP, but nobody notices it.
-The reason America is so afraid of ghosts is the headless horseman.

CameSawConquered - May 7, 2010 01:56 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Ayoke @ Apr 29 2010, 08:31 PM)

-America is convinced that the end of the world will have zombies and is currently preparing in case of that event.

-Grandpa Rome is a cannibal.

XD Oh my god these two have me cracking up. You know it WOULD be kinda cool if it were zombies :3. Grandpa Rome a cannibal?! XD Maybe he'll fit in with the zombie apocalypse.

CameSawConquered - May 7, 2010 02:06 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Ayoke @ May 2 2010, 11:36 AM)
More headcanon!

-Antarctica thinks he is a penguin and acts as such. He even has a fake penguin beak.
-New Zealand IS a sheep.
-Vatican City secretly controls everything from the shadows and is a pedo.
-Russia and Baba Yaga are old drinking buddies and frequently go out to scare little children together.
-Canada sometimes hangs out with Yetis.
-Northern Italy, to the dismay of the incredibly Catholic Romano, is pastafarian.
-England has a murderous pink unicorn called Mr. Fluffy.
-Glenn Beck is America's creepy psycho stalker.
-Canada and Stephen Colbert fight a lot.
-England and Egypt sometimes have magic battles of epicness.
-England has a secret obsession with cats.
-Canada runs an IHOP, but nobody notices it.
-The reason America is so afraid of ghosts is the headless horseman.

O. O You somehow have more that had my sides splitting. I love these so much and Antartica should have a fake beak. England and Egypt should have magic battles to really spice things up lol. The America ghost one and the Russia one were what really did it for me!

Okay now for my head canon! XD


-Germany on the side runs an ecstasy club in Berlin.

-Veneciano has a girl's panties fetish and will wear them frequently. (though this may be trufax XD )

-Japan owns an onna-cup. (IF you do not know what this is look it up XD)

-Rome is totally Greece and Spain's father <.<

-Denmark once fought a narwhale.

-Canada by night is really a secret agent who is bitchin' with a semi-automatic.

-England secretly enjoys N'Sync.



.....CRAP I have nothing else XD

Trina - May 7, 2010 09:59 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Ayoke @ May 3 2010, 02:36 AM)
New Zealand IS a sheep.

:nakedfra: :nakedfra: :nakedfra: :nakedfra:

BRB, LOLLING FOREVER :lol:

Ayoke - May 8, 2010 12:31 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (CameSawConquered @ May 7 2010, 08:56 AM)
QUOTE (Ayoke @ Apr 29 2010, 08:31 PM)

-America is convinced that the end of the world will have zombies and is currently preparing in case of that event.

-Grandpa Rome is a cannibal.

XD Oh my god these two have me cracking up. You know it WOULD be kinda cool if it were zombies :3. Grandpa Rome a cannibal?! XD Maybe he'll fit in with the zombie apocalypse.

Actually, unlike some of my other headcanon, the Grandpa Rome being a cannibal one is historically based... >.>"

I was reading an excellent book on Mithradates VI Eupator, and it kept on describing the Roman Empire as a hungry wolf that ate other countries to survive. I just had to adopt that into my headcanon. Although I do think that he kept some nations alive to stick in his harem of beautiful women.

Anyways, I'll give you guys some more of my headcanon (which may or not be influenced by my awesome friends.):

-If France and England were teachers, they would be rival AP European History teachers that would try to outdo each other. Every year, they get into a huge fight about the Hundred Years war and how much of a bastard the other nation is.
-America has his yandere moments.
-America and Elvis used to hang out together and lol at Monty Python and the Holy Grail (And yes, Elvis' favorite movie was Monty Python and the Holy Grail :facts: )
-England thinks that the flying sheep sketch from Monty Python is about the Italian Air Force.
-France would screw a rock if it was the right shape.

Amphitrite - May 25, 2010 10:30 PM (GMT)
:kolol: This hurts my braaaaaaaaain :DDDDD

CameSawConquered - May 26, 2010 04:43 PM (GMT)
-Prussia likes to secretly put little girly headbands on

-America IS an alien


-Norway owns a brothel


-Denmark's favorite movie is 13th Warrior

-Eddie Izzard is England's alter ego

ccandlz - May 26, 2010 06:15 PM (GMT)
Okay, well, this is CC's head canon, so be prepared for insanity...
1. America is descended from Luke Skywalker
2. In his free time, America enjoys mechanical bull riding.
3. The chupacabra is actually Mexico in a costume trying to scare America (its working, by the way.)
4. In case of Zombies, America has his house equipped with a panic room and heavy artillery.
.... That's all I can think of right now...

Ayoke - May 27, 2010 01:24 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (CameSawConquered @ May 26 2010, 11:43 AM)
-Eddie Izzard is England's alter ego

AGREED. <333




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