This game (admittedly ripped off from Whose Line) is all about questions. Sort of like Ask a Stupid Question, but there are no answers. Just carry on conversations by asking questions back and forth, like:

"Why is the sky blue?"

"Why do you want to know?"

"Don't you know that an alien asked me?"

"When did you meet an alien?"

... Like that. Just endless questions. Ready? Okay, here goes:


Where do calculators go when they die?

Why would a calculator die?

Do you know of any calculators that don't?

Do you even know what a calculator is?

Don't you know that I call all living things calculators?

Don't you know that calculators aren't living things?

Shhh, what if a calculator android heard you say that?

Do calculators have ears?

Wouldn't it be nice if everything had ears?

Well, what if everything did?

You think everyone would be paranoid that they were being listened to all the time?

Don't calculators go to silicone heaven?

Do dogs go to silicon heaven?

Did you know I got that question after I downloaded and watched the full third season of Red Dwarf?

Did you know your first post on this thread reminded me of red dwarf?

Didn't I just say that that's where I got the question from? ;)

What made you think of downloading that, then?

Wouldn't you know that all the talk of Red Dwarf was getting me interested to see some whole episodes?

Did you know I got Red Dwarf V from the library, but had to take it back before I could watch it?

Why didn't you watch it?

Do you think Flux will answer that another time, the next time she's online?

Do you think I will?

Can you think of a way to answer it while asking a question at the same time?

Would you believe that I forgot I had it?

Couldn't you renew it?

Renew what?

Have you forgotten already, Trank?

Didn't you know that you can't renew videos?

dont you know that you cant eat videos

Why shouldn't you be able to renew videos?

Why don't I know the answer to that question?

Do you think the library is more biased to books over movies?

Does the library have more books or movies to loan out?

Does having less movies than books make the library people apt to give out movies for shorter periods of time?

Do you know that that's what I figure?

Do you think you'll ever get to see an episode of Red Dwarf, then?

Aren't I on hold for another season of it?

Planning to watch it the next time you get your hands on it?

Would you recommend it, Aaron?

Well, it was funny and unique (the cheesy space graphics reminded me of the awesome MST3K :D ), so why shouldn't I recommend it?