What are your favorite (non-BTTF) quotes?

I'll post some of mine later.

"A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier dies but once." ~Tupac Shakur

"And thats the bottom line cause Stone Cold said so!"~ Stone Cold Steve Austin


"I'm not the greatest. I'm the double greatest. Not only do I knock 'em out, I pick the round." ~Muhammad Ali


"There's an itch that still needs to be scratched here and I want to make sure the scratch doesn't bother me the rest of my life ... What I'm trying to do now is get that last scratch in so that, when I walk away, I don't have to worry about that itch."~Michael Jordan

My favorite:

Jack Sparrow: So you are a treasure hunter!
Will Turner: I do not seek gold!
Jack: Not all reasure is silver and gold.

I think it goes something like that.

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says otherwise is trying to sell something"-The Princess Bride

"Don't worry. Be Happy."-Bob Marley

"I think, therefore I am."- Rene Descartes

"Only God can judge me."~ Tupac

"You look like a pen salesman"~ Simon Cowell

"D'oh!!!"-Homer Simpson

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!" Bilbo Baggins

I am the Queen of The Universe
- Infested Karrigan.

Pippin: But what about elevenses? Lunch? Afternoon Tea! Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
Merry: I wouldn't count on it.

or...

(Tumbley tumble, tumbley tumble)

Merry: I think I broke something.

(Holds up carrot)

"Alliances are like wicker furniture and fat woman, both broken by Johnny Fairplay"
-Jon "Johnny Fairplay" Dalton
Survivor Pearl Islands

Sorry I just had to say it, he is just so stupid, it's funny.


"Imgination is more important than knowledge"
-Albert Einstein

Good thing imgination is one thing I have. :P

^Yeah and what about knowledge? :P

I have a lot of imagination too... just ask Pit Bull.... :lol:

Oh, and the POTC deleted scene.

JACK: Purley, Purley, Parsnip, no, Parsley, Parsley...
RAGETTI: Parley?
JACK: That's the one! Parley!
RAGETTI: Down to the depths whatever man thought of parley!
JACK: That would be the French. Latin origin, of course. The makers of Mayonnaise.
RAGETTI: I like mayonnaise.

"You can treat me like dirt, and I'll still kiss your butt and call it ice cream!"
-Homer Simpson

*edit* 50th post! w00t!

Heh, while we're on the topic of the Simspons...

Homer: (singing) Riding Funzos on my back, makes me happy, makes me hurt my back!
:lol:

Also...
Flanders: Mr. Simpson isn't running a daycare!
Homer: Don't tell me what I'm not doing!
Flanders: So you are running a daycare?
Homer: You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Flanders: Well, yes! It'd give Rod and Todd a place to go after school.
Homer: All right. I'll do it just to see the look on your face.
(Flanders smiles)
Homer: That's the one!

BTW, for POTC, isn't the word spelled "parler" (say: par-lay)? It's French for "to speak, talk."

So im not the only person that like to qoute simpsons.........

Child Flanders:Look at me im Dick tracy.....die Prune Face. Now im Prune face....die Dick Tracy. Now im Prune Tracy..... die Dick..

That has to be the best quote today.

"BTW, for POTC, isn't the word spelled "parler" (say: par-lay)? It's French for "to speak, talk." " Yeh but he didn't say 'parler', unless he edited it so in that case he would have said it so you were right with your statement all along, so now I should shut up cause what I have said has no meaning anymore.

Also I would like to quote a friend of mine:
"an enemy of my enemy is my friend"-Adam Pritchard (not a member of this board)

From Pirates of the Caribbean
ON THE INTECEPTOR

Mullroy: What’s your purpose in Port Royal , Mr. Smith ?

Murtogg: Yeah. and no lies.

Jack: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!

Murtogg: I said no lies!

Mullroy: I think he’s telling the truth.

Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn’t have told us.

Jack : Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn’t believe the truth even if he told it to you.

IN THE CAVE
Ragetti: [spots Jack ] You.

Pintel: You’re supposed to be dead!

Jack : Am I not? [looks down at himself] Oh. [finds pistols pointed at him] Palulay…palu-li-la-la-lulu, parlili… parsnip, pasley, par - partner, partner…

Ragetti: Parley?

Jack : Parley! That’s the one. Parley! Parley!

Pintel: Parley? Down to the depths whatever man that thought up “parley!”

Jack : That would be the French.

hEY, YOU QUOTED THE SAME THING i DID! wELL, A BIT DIFFERENT... whoops caps lock sorry. I took it from the deleted scenes. it has a bit extended.

well, that ws the main reason that I posted it. To give both versions.

Oh...

Okay, here's a funny quote from a Simpson's episode where Bart thinks Flanders killed his wife.

Flanders: <screams> I killed her! I'm a murderer!
Bart: Hmm..Maybe it's not Flanders
Flanders: I'M A MUR-DIDDLEY-URDLER!!
Bart: If that's not Flanders, he's done his homework

From an old episode of Growing Pains I saw years ago, where Jason & Joanna leave the kids alone for awhile. Later, they're talking about it and it goes like this:

Joanna: "Mike's only 15, he doesn't even drive yet, how can we leave him in charge?"

Jason: "He doesn't have to drive the house, he just has to sit in it." :lol:

^ :lol:

"And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make."
--Paul McCartney, The Beatles

Heh, that's one of the three quotes that I have posted up on my web site, the other two being:

"Omit needless words. Vigorous writing is concise. A sentence should contain no unnecessary words, a paragraph no unnecessary sentences, for the same reason that a drawing should have no unnecessary lines and a machine no unnecessary parts."

--William Strunk, Jr.

 

“Follow the path of the unsafe, independent thinker. Expose your ideas to the dangers of controversy. Speak your mind and fear less the label of 'crackpot' than the stigma of conformity. And on issues that seem important to you, stand up and be counted at any cost.”

-- Thomas J. Watson

A couple at this moment...

"Two wrongs might not make a right,
but three wrongs make up a left".
-Cosmo (Fairy Oddparents)

^Pretty sure I got that one right, if not it makes the same message.:P

"People who dance are considered insane by people who are deaf."
-? (I saw it in my friend's info on AIM, so I don't know).

I think it is known as:
"Two wrongs might not make a right,
but three rights make up a left".

I think that is how it should be. But I am not sure.
"Don't quote me on that" - Madness

I felt like replying to an old forum so here goes:

"A crush is like a fart, if you try to force it you end up making a huge mess"
- Tino, Weekenders

Draco- "Goyle, why are you wearing glasses?"
Harry as Goyle- "Reading"
Draco- "Reading? I never knew you could read"
- Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

I think they go something along those lines anyway.