This one gives each poster the chance to add substantially to the story.
Here goes-


Destiny echoed down the

long, narrow corridors of

John Newmans Emporium of

Super Smart Shoes &

other imported junk. Then

a mysterious sound of

a neanderthal mating call

rang throughout the large

store. What could be

John Newman's secret fear

that nobody dared speak

of? It is a

strange, mysterious, secret fear.

Newman's memory spun back

when the mayonaise was

young, and cavemen roamed

all over downtown Sydney

free to enjoy the

prehistoric bushland. Newman had

the strangest feeling that

he was there, 1,000,000

times! The burrito stand

smelled really good, but

it's a fact that

no burrito was there.

I was dissapointed that

TV hadn't been invented,

Newman and I were

trying to invent the

reason why time travel

is useless with a

fridge rather than a

memory. Were we really

doing this or were

thinking we were doing

something, although it seems

crazy! The plans were

to not do whatever

I thought we were

here to do! Amazingly,