Make up your own rejected BTTF lines that characters could've said instead of the ones that was used in the films.
Be creative as if BTTF was rated PG13 or R.

Strickland: "I'm too old for this shit!"

George: "Whee, I'm a dumbass." in the TP1985

Lorraine: "Take me to your leader, George McFly!"


Got any more?

Biff~Mess with me again,and say good bie to your two friends down there!!!!!!!!!

Biff: I rather eat manure than go to detention.
Strickland: That can be arranged.

3D~Why dont you just let it stay in his ass!!!!!!!!!!

Biff~Because I need the money dumbass!!!!!!!!!!!! Or do you want it up your ass?!?!?!?!

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Your so.......thin.~ :88:

Marty: Doc are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a De Lorean? They suck!
Doc: Well I know they were never popular but I didn't invent a time machine to show off my wealth.
Marty: Then why did you invent time travel?
Doc: To scare farmers in the past shitless and date women technically older than my mom!
Marty: Is that it?
Doc: Pretty much yeah...

:lol:

Biff: Kiss your mom on the lips for me.
Biff (again) what are you looking at dipshit (actually this is in th fourth draft)

marty why did you put jennifer to sleep?

doc because she was annoying the hell out of me! with all her questions! what happend to the other jennifer? she was at least quiet!


jennifer; why the hell must i alwyas be aslepp or faint in these movies!

doc and marty in unison because your a useless plot device!

jennifer punches both marty and doc fine i will do some time traveling of my own bwahahahah!

jennifer yay im creating endless paradoxses!

Jennifer: Marty, let me tie you down and tickle the soles of your feet.

Marty: Oh, goodness! Please, no! I can't take it!

Jennifer: Oh, Marty, if you really loved me, you'd let me tickle your feet. I want to make you laugh for me.

Marty: (sighing) Oh, all right, then!

You're really obsessed with tickling Marty's feet, aren't you?

LOL, yeah, I guess I am. I try not to go overboard with it, though! :)

Marty: Dunna na na na na na na Dunna na na na na na na, Doc Man! Doc Man! Dunna na na na na na na Dunna na na na na na na, Doc Man! Doc Man!
Doc: SHUT UP, MARTY!!!!

2015-
Biff: It must be nice being named after a great success story.
Marty: Hey! I happen to know for a fact that George McFly is a loser.

Marty: Holy Shit! It's Mrs. Coleman and she's buying small brushes!!! :(

LOL! :) :) :)

Mrs. Coleman: I'm not really buying small brushes. I just saw Marty McFly and I picked them up to screw with his mind.

Jennifer: I'm buying small brushes, though! Heh! Heh! Heh!

Doc: Your future is in danger. Your son saves the dolphins and becomes a millionaire.
Marty: That doesn't sound so bad.
Doc: Then your daughter steals your son's fortune and is put in jail.

Mr. Strickland: Why even bother, McFly? You haven't got a chance! Granted, you may look just like Michael J Fox - but you will certainly never be as successful as him.

Marty: Mom? Mom, is that you? I feel so sick and hungry!

Elyse: There, there, now. Just relax. You've been asleep for almost three hours now.

Marty: I had a horrible nightmare. It was terrible. I dreamed I was in a sitcom.

Elyse: Well, you're safe and sound, now. Here in the good ol' Keaton household.

Marty: Keaton household! Argh!

*In Biffhorrific world.*

Doc: I like this new timeline. I own New Zealand and half of Canada.

Marty: But my dad's dead!!!

Doc: Meh! You win some, you lose some.

Marty: Mom? Mom, is that you?

Lorraine: There, there, now. Just relax. You've been asleep for almost four hours now.

Marty: I had a horrible nightmare. It was terrible. I dreamed I was in a dystopian world from a novel written by George Orwell.

Lorraine: Well, you're safe and sound, now. Here in the good ol' Ministry of Truth.

Marty: Ministry of Truth! Argh!

Verne: You do kinda look like that J. Michael Fox guy.

((That line was actually said in the animated series, but I liked it, so I put it in here))

What did Marty say, before he said that line? I guess you've probably figured out by now that I like the idea of MJF existing in the BTTF universe.

The idea of Eric Stoltz taking on all of MJF's roles, as well as all of his own roles, in the BTTF universe doesn't quite sit as well as me. Like, for instance, I can't really see Eric Stoltz taking MJF's place in Light of Day - and I also can't see him taking MJF's place in the Canadian sitcom, Leo and Me. I don't think there there would have been any way for Eric Stoltz to pass himself off as a prepubescent boy . and that was how MJF's professional acting career got started.

The idea of the runner-up actors taking MJF's place doesn't sit as well with me, either. There is a reason why Matthew Broderick turned down his role in Family Ties, after all. There is also a reason why Eric Stoltz was fired from the set of Back to the Future - so that wouldn't be too logical for the universes of all the other movies/shows MJF had acted in. Likewise, I don't think there was a runner-up for MJF in Light of Day. The role of Joe Rasnick was written specifically for MJF.

I'm sure there are plenty of people in real life who resemble MJF.

BTW, this concept is in itself a matter of the "ripple effect" in place - and it's not even related to time-travel.

Lorraine: Calvin Klein is a great man. In fact, he was my Marty's second grade teacher.

That's a good one! :)

Marty: I'm not going to name my future son Marty Jr. I think I'll name him Alexander or Michael, instead.

Marty: In the future, there will be over two hundred TV channels.
Lorraine: Cool!!
Marty: But nothing to watch.
Lorraine: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


Marty and a bunch of kids: We're all Biff's children!!
Biff: Let's play ball!!!
Marty and Kids: Yay!!


Lorraine: Marty, that was some very..... disturbing music.

Marty McFly: Argh! You look just like me!
Alex Keaton: No, you look just like me!
Marty McFly: Are you Marty Jr from the future?
Alex Keaton: No, I'm Alex P Keaton! Where is your tie?

That was funny. Alex really does love his ties. So much that Andy started copying him by wearing ties to bed.

Thank you! :)

Alex P Keaton walks in on his sister relentlessly tickling the soles of Marty McFly's feet.

Alex: Jennifer Keaton! What are you doing? Are you torturing our guest?

Jennifer: No, Alex, I'm making him laugh. I love the way he laughs. He laughs the same way you do when I tickle your soles. It's music to my ears.

Alex: Maybe he doesn't like having his soles tickled, though. Most people with unbearably ticklish soles hate having them tickled - because they find the sensation to be too, well, unbearable. Tell you what, Jenn, if you stop tickling our guest - then I'll let you tickle my soles tonight, for as long as you'd like. How does that sound?

Jennifer: That sounds like a deal, Alex.

Jennifer reluctantly stops tickling the soles of Marty's feet, and releases him from the restraints.

Lorraine: George, are your feet ticklish?
George: I don't know, Lorraine. I've never been tickled there.

Later...

Lorraine is tickling the soles of George's feet, and George happens to be even more ticklish than Marty there, if that's even possible.

Griff storms into the Cafe '80s, while The Power of Love by Huey Lewis and The News is playing.

Griff: All right, McFly. You are going to pay for what happened earlier at the dance. I know that you're looking for a fight!

Harmony: Excuse me. I don't know who you think you are, but Marty and I are playing Wild Gunman.

Griff: Well, lookie what we have here. How about a nice dance for me, huh? The music is quite queer, but we could still dance.

Harmony: This is not a dance hall, Griff. This is the Cafe '80s!

Griff: Well, there's music playing, isn't there? Where there is music, we can dance. Now, come on, darling, you can certainly dance much better than that!

Harmony: I don't dance very well, when my partner has a bat in his hand.

Griff: Well, you'll learn. You'll learn.

Harmony: I believe you've underestimated me, mister.

Griff: Oh, have I now?

Harmony kicks Griff in the shins. Griff limps around in pain, and then pushes Harmony to the ground.

Jennifer: Miff, Cliff, you two wouldn't really hit on your own cousin, would you?
Miff and Cliff: What?!
*Jennifer shows Cliff and Miff a family tree proving that she really is their second cousin.*
Cliff: *to Miff* Oh god! You're such a pervert!
Miff: Hey, you hit on her too.

That's a good one, Needles! :)

Hank Needles accosts Marty McFly Jr (who is dancing with Sally Baines) at the Psychedelic Psummer Dance, while Good Vibration by The Beach Boys is playing.

Hank: Oh, there you are, you hippie scum. If I had my way, I would send you to Viet Nam straight away. It's draft resisters like you, who are a disgrace to this country.

Marty Jr: No, it's arrogant nationalists like you who disgrace this country.

Hank: So you think 'nationalist' is a bad word, huh? That just goes to show how much of an unAmerican traitor you are!

Sally: Excuse me, Hank. I don't know who you think you are, but we're dancing! So why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

Hank: Well, lookie what we have here! Pretty nice dress, Sally. (lifting up Sally's skirt) Although, I think you'd look better wearing nothing at all.

Marty Jr: Just stop it right now, you pervert! She already told you that she isn't interested in you. Are you so dense that you can't even take a hint?

Hank: (to Marty Jr) Hey, beat it, hippie scum! This don't concern you! (to Sally) You want it, Sally! You know you want it, and you know you want me to give it to you.

Sally: Shut your filthy mouth. I'm not that kind of girl!

Hank: Yes, you are. You just don't know it yet.

Toby: Why don't you just leave my sister alone? Say, what are you doing here, anyway? You don't even like rock and roll!

Hank: (to Toby) Just turn around, freak, and walk away. (to Sally) When are you going to get it through that thick skull of yours, Sally? You are my girl!

Sally: I believe you've underestimated me, mister.

Hank: Have I now?

Sally kicks Hank in the shins. Hank limps around in pain, and then pushes Sally to the ground.

Douglas Needles is Jennifer's second cousin as well, according to your stories. I even drew up a family tree of my own for them.

That's right! Why don't you upload the family tree and post it here? You can upload images at Ripway for free. :)

I only drew it on an actual piece of paper. :mellow:

Oh, I see.... :)

This following is actually a scene from a Day of Cosmic Significance, which is my take on what all happened on November 12 of 1955.

Doc '85 steps into Lou's Cafe for a bite to eat.

Goldie: Hello, mister. You know, I really can't think of what it is about you - but you look very familiar to me.

Doc '85: Well, I'm just visiting this town. I'm not really from around here.

Goldie: Wait a minute! Would you, by any chance, happen to be related to Dr. Emmett Brown? You really have this same face. He really comes here quite a lot. Unfortunately, there are some people in the town who tend to not have a very favourable opinion about him. I think he's just misunderstood.

Doc '85: Yeah, actually, I happen to be a cousin of his.

Goldie: Well, it's a pleasure to meet you. My name is Goldie Wilson, by the way. The boss is sick today, so I'm taking over for a little while. I'm going to night school, and I hope to become a mayor someday. So what is your name?

Doc '85: Uh, Christopher Lloyd... Brown. By the way, if you see my cousin around - don't tell him about me. I'm wanting this visit to be a surprise.

Goldie: Got it. It's so nice to meet you, Christopher Lloyd Brown! By the way, is it okay if I just call you Chris? The fried chicken is on special today.

BTW, Hell Valley Doc from the Almanac Universe also uses the name Christopher Lloyd Brown - but it's on a far more permanent basis.

Here's a more controversial line-

Lou: *To Biff* No one calls Goldie the n-word but me.
Lou: *To Goldie* Don't say I've never defended you.

Yeah, it is pretty controversial - but it's a good one nonetheless. :)

On a slightly more serious note, here is a little conversation beween Marty, Jennifer, and Michael J Fox:

Marty: I'm just wondering what your overall attitude is about the country, and the people here.

Mike: Oh, I love living in this country. I think you people here are great, and you're really hospitable. I may not always agree with everything your government does, but that's really no reason to throw out the baby with the bath water. As with Canada, and just about every other country, America has it pros and cons to it.

Jennifer: It feels so good to hear you say that, Mike. Sometimes, I feel ashamed to be a citizen of this country - because of the stereotype of how we're 'ignorant' or 'arrogant'. Know what I mean?

Mike: Oh, Jennifer, you shouldn't worry about it. Just be the best person that you can be. That is all anyone can really ask you. You shouldn't feel ashamed to be an American. You people are great.

Jennifer: (throws arms around Mike) Thank you so much, Mike.

Mike: (hugs Jennifer back) There's really no need to thank me, you know. Everything I said is really true, Jennifer. You shouldn't be so insecure about being an American. America is beautiful.

Marty: Yeah, Jennifer, Mike is right. Let's just think positive thoughts, all right? We should look at the positive side of life, you know.

Mike: Your boyfriend is right, Jennifer. You should think positively. My wife sometimes has a problem with that, so I sometimes need to remind her to be optimistic. Say, why don't we have some ice cream? I could even go to the store, and everyone will probably think I'm Marty. How does that sound?

Jennifer: That sounds great. Just one more question, though, okay?

Mike: Sure, what is it, Jenn?

Jennifer: Would you say that, overall, there is harmony between the Canadians and the Americans?

Mike: Oh, of course! We're neighbours, after all. So what kind of ice cream would you like?

BTW, it's from a story called Like Mike - and you can read it at DeviantART, as real person fic isn't allowed at FFN.

Here are all my DeviantART stories:

Altered Identities: Marty McFly and Michael J Fox (from the "real world") switch places.
Warped: Michael J Fox (from the "real world") ends up in the BTTF Universe in 2020.
Like Mike: Marty McFly meets Michael J Fox of the BTTF Universe.
Precious Little Girl: Michael J Fox visits a little girl who was abused by her mother.
Michael's Torment: Michael J Fox is tickled relentlessly on the soles of his feet.
Michael's Bad Day: Michael J Fox is lambasted by the whole cast of Family Ties.
In Character: Michael J Fox meets Marty McFly and Alex P Keaton in a beautiful countryside.

Biff: *To George* I spilled beer on this jacket.
Marty: If weren't driving drunk, that wouldn't have happened.
Biff: Shut up, butthead! You're a loser. Just like your old man.
Marty: *sarcastically* Oh right, my dad's the loser. At least he doesn't live with his grandma.
Biff: She lives with me!!

Haha! Yeah, Marty should've spoken up and said something!

Biff: Think, McFly, think. I gotta have time to get them retyped. Do you realize what would happen if I hand in my reports in your handwriting? I'll get fired. You wouldn't want that to happen would you?

George: Actually, yes, I WOULD want that to happen!