Title: Bttf Jokes
Description: Continue the old thread here...
outatimedelorean - January 14, 2005 11:58 PM (GMT)
Link is the old thread on BTTF.com:
http://www.bttf.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28924Post your new BTTF jokes on here. I think of some later.
howard - January 15, 2005 03:19 AM (GMT)
What did Maggie McFly say when she heard that "Clint Eastwood" had fallen into the ravine?
What a Seamus :D
:unsure:
:griff:
Sorry, how about this-Knock, knock
(Who's there?)
Emmett
(Emmett who?)
Emmett anyone cute lately?
:lorraine:
:doc3:
:docs2:
:angry:
outatimedelorean - January 15, 2005 03:43 AM (GMT)
Biff is vandalizing the school when Strickland catches him in the act. He calls the cops, who arrive to arrest Biff. Before the cops haul Biff away to jail, Strickland asks Biff, "You're under arrest for vandalizing the school. Got anything to say?" Biff answered, "I hate manure." Cops then haul Biff away while they are laughing.
outatimedelorean - March 14, 2005 06:45 AM (GMT)
BUMP
This joke is based on a true story that happened at a club meeting involving a demostration of putting a DCC decoder in a locomotive.
Doc: I'm going to show you a demostration.
Doc goes away, comes back with Jules & Verne carrying pop & snacks for everyone else.
Marty: Uh, Doc. Is that your demostration? (referring to the pop bottles that Doc bought down)
Everyone laughs.
Doc: No.
Doc's demostration was how to build a time machine out of a toilet.
These jokes below are from the other topic on BTTF.com
Doc: Nay, as they dare. I will bite my toe at them; which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.
Biff: Do you bite your toe at us, sir?
Doc: I do bite my toe, sir
Biff: Do you bite your toe at us, sir?
Doc. [Aside to Marty] Is the law of our side, if I say ay?
Marty: No.
Doc. No, sir, I do not bite my toe at you, sir; but I bite my toe, sir.
While putting in a light switch and doesn't realize the power is still on.
Biff: Hey, what is this loose wire here? Hmm, I'll just insert this screwdriver in here just to see what it does.
(ZAP!)
Biff: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Old Biff: I've fallen and I can't get up.
needles1987 - July 5, 2007 11:45 PM (GMT)
Here was one I saw and liked.
Why did Marty cross the road?
Because he's a chicken.
Another good answer would be "Because nobody calls him chicken."
needles1987 - August 14, 2007 12:44 AM (GMT)
Here's one I made up.
How do you tell a mean Strickland from a nice Strickland?
A nice Strickland has hair.
bttf44 - August 14, 2007 05:01 AM (GMT)
LOL! I remember that one! :)
I need to think of some good jokes, myself!