Alright, just as I promised, here's Part II of my own version of Back to the Future.

Back to the Future the Second
Part 2
Saturday October 20, 2007

[We see Dillon walking outside and noticing the Super Griller.]

Dillon: Jiminy crickets! The Super Griller!

[A car pulls up and 15 year old Megan walks up.]

Megan: How’s your not so overactive imagination?

Dillon: Megan!

Megan: Billy told me everything about the time machine 13 years ago. I’ve missed you so much.

[Cut to a view of the door where Michael and Jana are looking out. They give Dillon a thumbs-up.]

Dillon (Happily): Yeah, everything’s great!

[Dillon and Megan start to kiss when the DeLorean appears and pulls into the driveway. Billy gets out.]

Billy: Dillon! You’ve got to come back with me!

Dillon: Where?

Billy: Back to the future!

[Billy puts some trash in the new Mr. Fusion.]

Dillon: I can’t go with you, I just got back here and I just met Megan.

Billy: Bring her along. This concerns her too. It’s your kids! Something’s got to be done about your kids! And it’s not spanking!

[The DeLorean pulls out of the driveway.]

Dillon: You better back up; the road’s not long enough to hit 88.

Billy: Not with this modification.

[Biff walks out the front door.]

Biff: Hey Dillon! I went by the printers yesterday and picked up the company’s new matchbooks and I want you to check them out.

[The DeLorean lifts off the ground.]

Biff: Flying DeLorean?

[The DeLorean flies away into 2037.]

Biff: What the heck is going on here?

Wednesday October 21, 2037

[We see US-29 South near the Greensboro City Limits where it is raining very hard. The DeLorean reappears traveling south in the northbound lane.]

Dillon and Megan: Ah!

[The DeLorean flies over the median and into the southbound lane.]

Dillon: What the heck was that?

Billy: Tractor trailer.

Dillon: I thought we were flying.

Billy: We were, but now we’re hovering a foot above the road.

Dillon: Alright Billy, what’s going on? Where are we? When are we?

Billy: We’re descending toward Greensboro, North Carolina at 4:29 PM on Wednesday, October 21, 2037.

Dillon: 2037? We’re in the future!

Megan: Future? How can we be in the future?

Dillon: Megan, uh, in case you’ve forgotten, we’re in a time machine.

Megan: And this is the year 2037?

Billy: October 21, 2037.

Megan: So you weren’t kidding? Didn’t you say we were married?

Billy: Well, uh…

Megan: Was it a big wedding? How many kids do we have? Is Drew Carey still hosting The Price is Right?

[Billy pulls out a light and flashes it at Megan. Megan passes out.]

Dillon: What did you do to her?

Billy: Relax Dillon; it’s just my Roadgeek Sleep Inducer. She was asking too many questions and no one should know about their future. This way when she wakes up, she’ll think it was all a dream.

Dillon: Then what did you bring her for?

Billy: I had to do something! She saw the time machine and I couldn’t leave her there with that information. Don’t worry; she’s not essential to my plan. Here’s our exit!

[The DeLorean takes the Cone Boulevard exit. Signs on sign bridges say “US-29 South High Point and Charlotte”. The DeLorean lands at the Carolina Circle Dimension Centre. Billy gets out.]

Billy: Get out and change clothes.

Dillon: Right now? It’s pouring rain!

Billy: Wait five more seconds.

[Billy and Dillon wait five seconds and the rain stops.]

Billy: Right on the tick. Amazing! Absolutely amazing! Too bad the Post Office isn’t as efficient as the Weather Service. Help me move Megan over there.

[Billy and Dillon pick Megan up and they put her on top of a stack of magazines. Dillon takes a quick glance at the Carolina Circle Dimension Centre.]

Dillon: The future. Unbelievable. I’ve got to check this out, Billy.

Billy: All in good time, Dillon. We’re on a tight schedule here.

Dillon: Tell me about my future. I know I’m married.

Billy: What part of “Don’t know too much about your future” don’t you understand?! Now, put this jacket and sunglasses on. I’ve got to check something.

[Billy runs down to the intersection of Sands Drive and Cone Boulevard. He pulls out a pair of digital binoculars and watches Stephen walk toward the Carolina Circle Dimension Centre.]

Billy: Precisely on schedule.

[Billy runs back to Dillon.]

Billy: Flip your watch over. All kids in the future wear their arm-wear upside-down.

[Dillon flips his watch upside down.]

Billy: Great! You look exactly like your son!

Dillon: What?

Billy: In exactly two minutes, you go around the corner to the Café ‘00s.

Dillon: Café ‘00s?

[Billy hands Dillon some money.]

Billy: It’s one of those nostalgia places, but not done very well. Go in and order a Mountain Dew Apple Fusion.

Dillon: Apple Fusion?

Billy: New Mountain Dew flavor.

Dillon: Why?

Billy: Mountain Dew is very popular and they decided to make a new flavor in 2017, but that’s not important now. Order your drink and wait for a guy named Griff. Griff is going to ask you about tonight. When he asks if you are in or out, say you are out! Whatever says, just say no! You’re not interested! And leave and come back here and wait for me.

Dillon: I don’t get it. I thought you said this has something to do with my kids.

Billy: Look what happens to your son!

[Billy shows Dillon a newspaper.]

Dillon: Wow, he looks just like me. “Within 2 hours of his arrest, Stephen Elvis Jones was tried and convicted and sentenced to 15 years in prison.” Within two hours?

Billy: The justice system works swiftly in the future now that they’ve abolished all lawyers.

Dillon: Jiminy crickets! This is terrible!

Billy: It gets worse! Next week, your daughter Amanda will try to break your son out and she will get 20 years.

Dillon: My daughter? Wait a minute, I have a daughter?

Billy: You see, this one event starts off a chain reaction and completely destroys your entire family.

Dillon: Hey Billy, this date. This is tomorrow’s newspaper.

Billy: Precisely. I already went further ahead into time to see what else happens. I backtracked everything to this one event. That’s why we’re here today to prevent this incident from ever happening.

Dillon: Oh.

[Billy’s watch beeps.]

Billy: Darn, I’m late!

Dillon: Where are you going?

Billy: I’m going to sleep induce Stephen, you take his place! Go to the Café ‘00s, remember whatever Griff says just say no.

Dillon: But what about Megan? We’re not just going to leave her here.

Billy: Don’t worry, she’ll be safe. It’ll just be for a few minutes.

[The DeLorean flies away and Dillon walks away.]

Dillon: The future.

[At the Carolina Circle Dimension Center is a Wal-Mart, Antiques of Guilford, Café ‘00s, House of Blues, Hard Rock Café, Super Screen 3D Theater, New Carolina Circle Mall (Underground), Edward Computer Outlet, and Chris Jones’ Outdoor City. Dillon walks up to the Wal-Mart Hydrogen Station.]

Robot: Welcome to Wal-Mart Hydrogen.

[Zoom into a holographic billboard advertising Microsoft Windows Zeal. Below it says “Now Year 2038 Compliant”. Dillon walks up to the Super Screen 3D Theater. Star Wars Episode 11 is playing at the theater. Suddenly, a holographic Darph-Vader approaches Dillon.]

Dillon: Jiminy crickets!

[The hologram disappears.]

Dillon: The breathing still sounds fake.

[A holographic screen turns on showing Don Linder III.]

Don Linder III: Hi I’m Don Linder III, mayor of Greensboro. When I was growing up in Greensboro in the ‘00s, all we had were above ground malls. Today, we have the Carolina Circle Dimension Centre’s legendary underground New Carolina Circle Mall. Opened in 2016, the New Carolina Circle Mall is home to many wonderful stores such as Belk, Dillard’s, Montgomery Ward Two, and many more. Just look for the teleport arch.

[Dillon walks up to the window of Antiques of Guilford. The window is displaying a VCR, DVD player, iPod, telephone, vacuum cleaner, and Gray’s Sports Almanac. Cut to Dillon walking into the Café ‘00s. Hey Ya! by OutKast is playing on the jukebox. A television screen flies up to Dillon. A computer generated version of 13 year old Jana is on.

Video Jana: Welcome to the Cafe ‘00s, where everything is quality from our burgers to even our bologna. Our special today is country fried steak.

[The video turns into a split screen where a computer generated version of 10 year old Lucy is on.]

Video Lucy: You must try the Lucy Special!

[The video Jana begins talking over the video Lucy.]

Video Lucy: You must try the Lucy special!

Dillon: Girls, wait!

[The screen freezes.]

Dillon: All I want is a Mountain Dew Apple Fusion.

[A Mountain Dew Apple Fusion pops out from the top of the screen and Dillon grabs it.]

Dillon: Let me see what this tastes like.

Biff: Hey Jones! Yeah, I’ve seen you around. You’re Dillon Jones’s kid aren’t you?

Dillon: Biff?

Biff: You’re Stephen Jones. Tough break kid. It must be horrible to be the son of a complete loser.

Dillon: What’s that supposed to mean?

[Biff walks over to Dillon and uses his cane to tap on Dillon’s head very hard.]

Biff: Hello? Hello? Anybody home, huh? Think Jones, think! Your father Mister Loser?

Dillon: What?

Biff: That’s right. Loser with a capital “L”. Your dad Dillon Jones is known as the man who took his life and flushed it completely down the toilet.

Dillon: I did? I mean, he did?

[Griff runs in.]

Griff: Gramps! This ancient 2009 Cadillac Escalade won’t clean itself!

Biff: I’m coming.

Dillon: Are you two related?

[Biff walks over to Dillon and uses his cane to tap on Dillon’s head very hard.]

Biff: Hello? Hello? Anybody home, huh? What do you think; he just called me gramps for his health?

Dillon: He’s Griff?

Griff: Gramps! What the heck am I paying you for?

Biff: Hey kid, say hi to Jess for me.

[Griff grabs Biff by his shirt and pulls him out of the restaurant.]

Griff: And Jones! Don’t go anywhere, you’re next!

[Griff walks out the door.]

Boy One: It’s an X-box!

[Boy one brings up Midtown Madness.]

Boy Two: My dad told me about these.

Boy One: But it’s on the hardest level, the final level.

Dillon: Let me show you how to work this machine.

[Dillon throws off his sunglasses, grabs a controller, and beats the game in 10 seconds.]

Boy One: You have to press buttons?

Boy Two: That’s for 2 year olds.

Boy Two: Let’s go.

[The boys walk away and Stephen walks in.]

Stephen: Mountain Dew Apple Fusion please!

Dillon: Jiminy crickets!

[Dillon hides behind the counter.]

Stephen: This is a great drink.

[Griff, Pester Higgins, and Brooke Barnes walk in.]

Griff: Jones! I thought I told you to stay in here?

Stephen: Hi Griff. How’s it going?

Griff: Jones!

Stephen: Yeah?

Griff: Jones, your shoes are turned off!

[Stephen looks at his shoes and Griff punches Stephen onto the counter and picks Stephen back up.]

Griff: Have you decided about tonight’s big opportunity?

Stephen: I don’t think it’s a good idea because my parents won’t approve of it.

Griff, Pester, and Brooke: Parents?!

[Griff pulls out his baseball bat.]

Stephen: Ho boy.

[Griff pushes the bat up the back of Stephen’s jacket and hurls Stephen on the counter.]

Stephen: Jiminy hotcakes!

Dillon: My son’s going to be a wimp.

[Stephen stands back up.]

Griff: Steve boy, do you want to go tonight or not?

Stephen: If I say no, you’re going to hurt me again, right?

Griff: Right.

Stephen: Yes.

Griff: You didn’t look me in the eye! That meant no!

Brooke: What’s the matter Jones? Are you just a sorry dummy?

[Brooke tosses Stephen behind the counter.]

Stephen (Dazed): Hi Uncle Chris. No wait, who are you?

Dillon: Your friend. I’ll get you out of this.

[Dillon takes Stephen’s sunglasses and walks up to Griff.]

Griff: Now, let’s hear the right answer.

[Dillon pushes Griff.]

Griff: Well! Since when did you become the physical type?

Dillon: The answer’s no, Griff.

Griff: No?

Dillon: No!

Griff: Let me tell you this. Your middle name is ridiculous!

Dillon: Lee?

Griff: You’re an idiot as well. No, Elvis!

[Dillon becomes angry.]

Dillon: Do not insult the King of Rock and…

[Griff pulls out his bat.]

Dillon (Nervously): Roll.

[Dillon ducks and hits the Jana Video Screen.]

Video Jana (Slowly): Oh snap.

[Griff, Pester, and Brooke chase Dillon out of the Café ‘00s. Dillon runs up to a girl.]

Dillon: Hey little girl!

Girl: Hey!

Dillon: I need to borrow your hoverboard.

[Dillon gets on the hoverboard and flies away.]

Griff: He’s on a hoverboard!

Brooke: Let’s get Jones!

[Dillon slips and falls off his hoverboard.]

Griff: Get Jones!

[Griff, Pester, and Brooke pull out their Microsoft Hoverboard 2037s and start chasing. Dillon makes a funny noise and gets back on the hoverboard.]

Griff: We’ll chase him into No Man’s Land.

[They chase Dillon into the women’s restroom.]

Women: Ah!

Dillon: Sorry. I thought this was the men’s restroom.

[Dillon skates out of the restroom and Griff, Pester, and Brooke chase him out of the museum.]

Dillon: Whoa!

Biff: There’s something very familiar about all of this.

[Dillon hovers over the Dr. T. Edgar Sikes Memorial Pond.]

Griff: Fool! Those boards don’t work on water!

Pester: Unless you’ve got power!

[Dillon struggles to get to the other side of the pond.]

Dillon: Come on!

Griff: Hook on!

[Griff, Pester, and Brooke attach their hoverboards together. They turn their boosters on and blast over the pond.]

Dillon: Whoa!

[Dillon jumps off of the hoverboard and falls in the water.]

Griff: Ah!

[Griff, Pester, and Brooke’s hoverboards hit a rock and they fly into the New Carolina Circle Mall Teleporter.]

Computer: Welcome to New Carolina Circle Mall!

[Griff, Pester, and Brooke disappear and very loud crashing is heard coming from underground.]

Dillon: Jiminy crickets!

[Dillon swims back across the pond over to the girl.]

Dillon: Hey thanks for letting me use your hoverboard.

Girl: Keep it. I’ve got a Microsoft Hoverboard now.

[Police cars and crowds of people pull up to the New Carolina Circle Mall Entrance/Teleporter.]

Dillon: Huh?

[Dillon looks at a floating security monitor and sees the inside of a terrorized New Carolina Circle Mall where Griff, Pester, and Brooke are being arrested.]

Dillon: That’s got to hurt.

[A man named Gerry walks up.]

Gerry: Listen, could you help us restore Carolina Circle?

Dillon: I just paid yesterday.

Gerry: Come on thumb a few bucks, will you? Lightning struck the old Carolina Circle Mall’s entrance arch 43 years ago. We’re trying to locate the exact place where they put the arch when they tore the mall down 30 some years ago.

[A screen turns on that says “Grasshoppers Beat Cubs”.]

Dillon: “Greensboro Grasshoppers win World Series against Chicago”?

Gerry: Unbelievable. I can’t believe that such a small team become a major league 5 years ago and win the World Series. You know, I wish I could go back in time to put some money on the Grasshoppers.

Dillon: What did you say?

Gerry: I wish I could go back in time and put some money on the Hoppers.

[We see Dillon inside Antiques of Guilford. The clerk hands Dillon Gray’s Sports Almanac with sports statistics from 1990 to 2030.]

Clerk: This book features a dust jacket. Of course, this was before dust repellent paper. And this is a quaint piece from the 2000’s called a PSP.

[We see Dillon outside of Antiques of Guilford.]

Dillon: I can never lose.

[The DeLorean hovers beside Dillon.]

Billy: Dillon!

Dillon: Billy!

Billy: Hold on, I’ll park over there.

[We see the DeLorean landing in the parking lot.]

Dillon: Thanks.

Biff: Flying DeLorean? I haven’t seen one of those in 30 years.

[Stephen walks out of the Café ‘00s and a car pulls out in front of him.]

Stephen: Hey I’m walking here! I’m walking here!

[Biff notices Dillon at the DeLorean and Stephen walking away.]

Biff: Two of them?

[We see Billy and Dillon standing beside the DeLorean.]

Billy: How did it go?

Dillon: Well…

[Billy notices the New Carolina Circle Mall incident.]

Billy: What in the name of Interstate 40 happened here?

Dillon: My kid showed up.

Billy: Stephen? Great Interstate 40! Apparently, the Roadgeek Sleep Inducer didn’t have enough power to work on Stephen because I used it on Megan!

Dillon: Look at the newspaper, it’s changing.

[The newspaper changes from “Youth Jailed’ to “Gang Jailed”. Billy pulls out his digital binoculars and notices Griff and his gang being arrested.]

Griff: I was framed!

Billy: Yes! Because this hoverboard incident has occurred, Griff goes to jail! This means that the robbery won’t take place tonight. Dillon, we’ve succeeded, not as planned, but the future is safe so let’s go get Megan and head back to 2007.

Dillon: Okay.

[The almanac falls out of the bag.]

Billy: What’s this?

Dillon: Just a little souvenir.

Billy: “40 years of sports statistics”? It’s trash!

Dillon: Come on Billy, I thought we could place a few bets.

Billy: Dillon! I didn’t invent the time machine for financial gain! I invented it to not only be a time machine, but a memory machine; to give a perspective on my past.

Dillon: I’m all for that! What’s wrong with placing bets?

Billy: I am putting this in the trash!

[Billy puts the almanac in a trashcan and notices two police officers examining Megan.]

Billy: Great Interstate 40!

[Billy and Dillon hide in front of a store.]

Officer One: Who is she?

Officer Two: According to the analyzer, she’s Megan Jones age 45.

Officer One: 45? That’s one good facelift.

Dillon: What’s going on?

Billy: They’re using a fingerprint analyzer and because fingerprints don’t change over the years, they think Megan’s the Megan of the future!

Officer Two: No sign of alcohol or drugs so we better take her home.

Officer One: It’s at 3696 Reedy Fork Parkway.

Billy: They’re taking her home, to your future home!

Dillon: We better stop them.

Billy: What will we tell them, that we’re from 2007? They’ll have us committed. We’ll have to go to your house.

Dillon: What? Do you mean I have to see myself as a 46 year old?

Billy: No, that’s completely out of the question... Great Interstate 40! If Megan comes face to face with her future self, we could have a time paradox!

Dillon: Time paradox?

Billy: I foresee two possibilities. One, coming face to face with herself 30 years older could put her into shock and simply pass out. Two, it could result in a time paradox, unraveling the fabric of the space time continuum and destroy the entire universe!

[The officers put Megan in their car and drive off.]

Billy: We better go.

[Billy looks at the digital traffic board.]

Billy: US-29’s jammed; it’ll take us forever to get there. And this book stays here. I didn’t invent the time machine to gamble; I invented it to travel through time!

[Billy and Dillon walk away and Biff walks out from the store and picks up the almanac.]

Biff: So, Billy Coore invented a time machine.

So is Biff 100 years old?

No actually in the BTTFTS Universe, Biff was born in 1950 so in 2037, Biff would be 87. I might edit in a joke about Biff watching the original Back to the Future and wondering, "Do I know him?"

So, would Billy have gotten his idea for the time machine from the movies? By the way, I am a little confused about Billy's age. It seemed like you made him a teenager in 2007, but that would make him only a little boy in 1993.

Someone did start writing a story about a girl from the 2000s who goes back to the 1970s, which is an interesting premise on the suface. The writing was so bad, though, Flaming Trails had sporked (MST2000-style) it in her livejournal - and the writer had never even made it back to the '70s, when s/he quit. I'd be interested in reading a version of that story that's written well, though.

How old is Billy in 2007?

Billy is 17 in 2007. Yes, I know it is weird that I'm only 4 years old in 1994 and know about flux capacitors and time travel and can send someone 13 years into the future.

[We see the police car pulling up to 2037 Dillon and Megan’s house. They get out and pick up Megan.]

Officer One: Reedy Fork Ranch. Did you know that the city ranked this neighborhood as the most criminal focal point in the city?

Officer Two: Yeah, they should tear this place down before it ends up like Four Seasons Mall.

Officer One: I miss Four Seasons.

Officer Two: I don’t.

[The officers take Megan to the door and place her finger on the fingerprint reader.]

Computer: Welcome home, Megan.

Officer One: We’ll just put her on this couch.

[They put Megan on the couch.]

Officer Two: She should come to in about a minute.

[Megan wakes up.]

Officer One: Just relax. You’re home, safe and sound.

Officer Two: You need to be careful in this place and time. When I was growing up in the 2000’s, it was a whole lot safer than this.

Officer One: Be careful in the 2030’s.

[They walk away.]

TV: With scenic views 24 hours a day, you’re tuned to channel 10,556; the Scenery Channel.

Megan: The future?

[Dillon and Megan’s future daughter Amanda walks downstairs.]

Megan: Gasp!

[Megan jumps in the closet.]

Amanda: Mom? Is that you?

[We see Billy and Dillon in the DeLorean on US 29 North.]

Dillon: Step on it!

Billy: The speed limit is 95 and I’m already doing 105!

[Billy puts his hand on his forehead.]

Dillon: What’s wrong?

Billy: I thought I saw a taxi following us in the rearview mirror.

[We see Amanda answering the door. 2037 Billy and 2037 Jess walk in.]

Amanda: Hey Guys.

Billy: Are your mom and dad home?

Amanda: Dad’s at work and mom’s at the store.

Jess: Well, I brought pizza for everyone.

[The TV suddenly becomes fuzzy and Jess rolls it up.]

Jess: When’s your dad going to get this thing fixed?

Amanda: I don’t know. He’s thrown out all of the repairmen.

Jess: Amanda, there’s something you need to know about your father. For the past 30 years, he’s been completely bitter all because of that automobile accident.

Amanda: Oh, you mean with that Lexus?

Megan: Automobile accident?

[We see the DeLorean landing outside of the house.]

Billy: I’m going to find Megan and you stay here and guard the DeLorean.

Dillon: Gotcha.

[Cut to a taxi cab landing behind the DeLorean. Biff gets out.]

Driver: That will be $35.23.

Biff: That’s a good bargain.

[Biff pays the driver and the taxi drives off.]

Biff: Time to go and have a little fun.

[Biff hides behind some trashcans. Cut to Billy, Jess, and Amanda walking into the kitchen.]

Billy: Mandy…

Amanda: Billy, don’t call me that.

Billy: Oh yeah. Anyway fish-lips, that accident set off a chain reaction and sent your dad’s life straight down the tubes. If not for that accident, his life would have turned out very differently.

Jess: Yeah, the driver of that Lexus wouldn’t have pressed charges, your father wouldn’t have broken his hand, and he wouldn’t have given up on educating the world on Elvis Presley. And he wouldn’t have spent all those years feeling sorry for himself.

[Stephen walks up to Megan.]

Stephen: Hey mom, nice pants.

Megan: Mom?

[We see Stephen walking in the living room.]

Stephen: TV on.

[The TV turns on.]

Stephen: Alright, I want channels 156, 945, 290, 645, 721, and the 24 Hour Price is Right Channel.

Computer: Welcome home, Dillon!

Dillon: Dad’s home! Dad’s home! Doesn’t anyone care about my existence?

[Dillon laughs and walks in the living room.]

Dillon: Hey Stephen. Whoa, a new episode of The Price is Right. It’s never been the same since the BarkerTron 4000 Service Pack 7 started hosting back in the 60th season.

[We see Dillon in the DeLorean finishing putting his old clothes back on. He then notices a sign across the street that says “Free Elvis Music Chips”.]

Dillon: What are Elvis Music Chips?

[Dillon walks toward the sign. Biff then gets in the DeLorean and flies away into time.]

Person: Hey! Learn how to fly, jerk!

[We see everyone but Jess sitting at the dinner table. Jess puts a dehydrated pizza in the hydrator.]

Jess: Hydrate level 4 please.

[The hydrator turns on and hydrates the pizza. Jess pulls out the enlarged pizza and sets it on the table.]

Billy: Jess, you sure can hydrate a pizza.

Stephen: Why don’t I just shove the whole thing in my mouth?

Dillon: Because the last time you did that, you were grounded for a month and two, it took 12 pliers and the Jaws of Life to get that sucker out of there.

[Ringing is heard coming from the living room.]

Stephen: Dad, Kaleb’s on the phone!

Amanda: Dad, it’s for you.

Dillon: I’ll be right back.

[Cut to Dillon walking up to the giant videophone where Kaleb is on the screen.]

Kaleb: Hey Dill.

Dillon: Hey Kaleb.

Kaleb: Did you take a look at that business proposal I made?

Dillon: I don’t know Kaleb.

Kaleb: What are you afraid of? If this works, it will solve all of your financial problems.

Dillon: And if it doesn’t work Kaleb, I could get fired. It’s illegal. I mean, what if Jeff is monitoring?

Kaleb: Jeff will never find out. Come on, stick your card in the slot and I’ll handle it.

[Dillon begins to walk away.]

Kaleb: Unless you’re a big coward like Elvis.

[Dillon stops and walks back to the screen.]

Dillon: Nobody makes fun of Elvis Kaleb! Nobody!

Kaleb: Well...

[Dillon slides his card through the card reader.]

Kaleb: Thanks Dillon. I’ll see you at the plant tomorrow.

[The screen turns off.]

Screen: Thank you for using Bellsouth Video Communication.

[The screen turns back on and Dillon’s boss Jeff Barnes is on.]

Jeff: Jones!

Dillon: What’s wrong?

Jeff: I was monitoring that scan you just interfaced! You are terminated!

Dillon (Shocked): Terminated?! No! It wasn’t my fault sir! It was Kaleb! Kaleb was behind all this!

Jeff: And you cooperated! Read my fax!

[The words “You’re Fired!” appear on the screen. All of the fax machines in the house print out a copy of the text. Megan takes a copy.]

Dillon: Jiminy crickets! What am I going to tell Megan?

[Cut to 2007 Billy tapping on the window.]

Billy: Megan! Megan!

[Megan walks up to the window.]

Megan: Billy, I’m so glad to see you!

Billy: Go out the front door! I’ll meet you there!

Megan: I don’t know how to open it. There’s no door knob.

Billy: Press your thumb to the plate!

Megan: What plate?

[Billy ducks. Cut to Dillon sitting down in a chair and playing Heartbreak Hotel by Elvis Presley on the stereo. 2037 Billy walks in.]

Billy: Dillon, what’s wrong? I heard screaming.

Dillon: It was just a little office joke.

Billy: I heard something about being terminated.

Dillon: It was only a joke.

[We see Megan walking toward the door. 45 year old Megan walks in.]

Computer: Welcome home, Megan!

[2007 Megan and 2037 Megan notice each other.]

2037 Megan: I’m young!

2007 Megan: I’m old!

[Cut to Billy running toward Dillon.]

Billy: Dillon! Come quick!

[Billy and Dillon run away as the DeLorean lands on the street. Biff gets out. As he pulls out his cane, he begins screaming in pain. Zoom into a view of the broken piece of the cane lying on the driver’s side floorboard of the DeLorean. Cut to Billy and Dillon carrying Megan.]

Billy: She encountered her older self and went into shock! Just as I predicted! She’ll be fine. Let’s get her back to 2007.

[Biff is seen hanging to the back of a parked car and screaming in pain.]

Biff: Ah!

[As Billy refills the Mr. Fusion, Biff falls and knocks over some trashcans. Cut to the DeLorean on US-29 South. Billy inputs October 20, 2007, 9:00 PM. The Last Time Departed panel says “November 12, 1994, 6:38 PM”.]

Billy: Okay Dillon, prepare for temporal displacement.

[The DeLorean flies away into 2007A.]

To be continued.

Can hardly wait to see what 2007A is like. :)

Saturday October 20, 2007A

[The DeLorean reappears.]

Dillon: Did we make it? Are we back?

[A motorcycle speeds past them.]

Dillon: Ah!

Billy: We’re back.

[We see the DeLorean pulling into Megan’s driveway. Billy gets out and notices the porch swing.]

Billy: Let’s put her in the swing! Then tomorrow morning, you can come back here in your truck and wake her.

[Billy and Dillon pick Megan up.]

Billy: When she wakes up here at her own house and its dark you should be able to convince her it was all a dream.

Dillon: So we’re just going to leave her here all alone?

Billy: The disorientation will help convince her it was all a dream.

Dillon: How much longer will she be out?

Billy: I’m not quite sure. She received quite a shock. It could be for a few minutes but probably for a couple of hours. You better bring some smelling salts back with you.

Dillon: Okay.

Billy: Well let’s go.

[Billy walks away and Dillon notices something.]

Dillon: Why are there bars on these windows?

[We see the DeLorean pulling into Greene Estates. Graffiti is painted all over the sign. Cut to the DeLorean pulling into Dillon’s driveway.]

Billy: I’ll be by tomorrow morning to pick you up for church.

Dillon: Okay.

[The DeLorean drives away. Dillon walks up to his front door and puts the key in the lock. It won’t turn.]

Dillon: Lock must be sticking or something.

[Cut to Dillon climbing in through his bedroom window. Dillon jumps into bed where a girl named Debby wakes up.]

Debby: Ah! Ah! Ah!

Dillon: Who are you and what are you doing in my house?

[Her father George runs in with a bat.]

George: Freeze sucker!

Dillon: Hey, I don’t want any trouble!

George: Oh you’ve got trouble!

[George hits the dresser and knocks things off of it.]

George: I’d like to know what you are doing in here with my daughter!

Dillon: Listen, I’m in the wrong house!

George: You’ve got that right!

[Cut to Dillon running out of the house.]

George: You keep running sucker! And you tell that realtor we aren’t selling! We aren’t going to be terrorized!

[We see Dillon walking down Yanceyville Street. Gun shots are heard along with screaming. Homes are abandoned, the street is cracked, and signs are down. Three police cars speed down the street and crash off camera.]

Dillon: This has got to be the wrong year.

[We see Dillon walking up to the Kangaroo Gas Station. Dillon picks up a newspaper. The date says “Saturday, October 20, 2007”.]

Dillon: 2007? It can’t be!

[Michael walks out and puts a gun against Dillon’s head.]

Michael: So you’re the crook that’s been stealing my newspapers.

Dillon: Michael? You own the Kangaroo? Oh, I’m so glad to see you!

Michael: Well the feeling’s definitely not mutual! Who are you anyway?

Dillon: Dillon Jones, your friend!

Michael: Well, I’ve never seen you before in my life!

[Michael cocks the gun.]

Dillon: Don’t you remember yesterday? We went to Edward Computer Outlet!

Michael: Edward Computer Outlet? That place burned down 8 years ago.

[A van drives by and throws bricks at Dillon and Michael.]

Dillon: Ah!

[Dillon runs away.]

Michael: Eat cheese!

[Michael throws pieces of cheese at the van. Cut to Dillon walking outside of Carolina Circle Mall which is now Biff Tannen’s Casino & More where a biker convention is being held. Lucy walks up to Dillon.]

Lucy: Dillon, I’m so glad to see you!

Dillon: Lucy, what’s going on?

Lucy: I’ve been living in a dumpy motel the past few years because the mayor threw me out of my house.

Dillon: What happened to Jana?

Lucy: I don’t want to talk about it.

[Dillon walks up to a television outside of the casino.]

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Biff Tannen Museum. Dedicated to Greensboro’s number one citizen, number one mayor, and America’s greatest living folk hero. The one and only Biff Tannen! Of course we’ve all heard the legend. But who is the man? Inside, you will learn how Biff Tannen became one of the richest and most powerful men in America. Learn the history of the Tannen family including the birth of Biff Tannen. Biff Tannen was born on June 18, 1950 in the small town of Pittsboro. After years and years of having to deal with Opal Tannen, Biff’s father Riff Tannen took Biff and moved here to Greensboro, North Carolina in 1955.

[The video shows a picture of a young Biff Tannen and Riff Tannen.]

Announcer: See how a trip to the racetrack in 1995 made him a millionaire overnight.

[Several front page pictures of The Greensboro News & Record are shown of Biff winning.]

Announcer: Share in the excitement of a fabulous winning streak that gave him the nickname “The Luckiest Man on Earth”. Learn how Biff used that winning streak to create the vast empire called BiffCo. Visit the gift shop to buy videos and DVDs of Biff Tannen’s hit talk show People are Talking with Biff Tannen which replaced the now cancelled game show The Price is Right in 1999. Discover how in 2002, Biff successfully legalized gambling and turned Greensboro’s dilapidated Carolina Circle Mall into a beautiful casino/hotel.

Biff (On TV): I just want to say one thing. God bless America!

Announcer: Meet the women who shared in his passion as he searched for true love. And relive Biff’s happiest moment as in 2003 he realized his life long romantic dream by marrying a girl he had a crush on during the 1990s, Jessica Lorraine Warren.

Dillon: No!

[Lester and Reddy grab Dillon.]

Dillon: What do you want with me?

Lester: Sir, you’re under arrest.

Dillon: For what?

Reddy: Mayor Biff just wants you!

Dillon: Ah!

Lester: Be thankful. Fred Hollinger is doing community service in Peru. We can do this the easy way or the hard way!

[Lester and Reddy knock Dillon out. Fade out to black.]

Lester and Reddy (Faintly): The easy way.

[We see Dillon waking up in a bed.]

Dillon: Where am I?

Jess: Just relax. You took a nasty beating out there.

Dillon: But where am I?

Jess: Biff Tannen’s Casino and More.

Dillon: Biff Tannen’s Casino and More?

[Jess turns a light on and Dillon gets up.]

Dillon: You’re Je… You’re Je…

Jess: Dillon, Je is the cashier at Biff Tannen’s Chow Bucket downstairs. I’m Jess.

Biff (Loudly): Jess!

Jess: Oh no! My husband!

Dillon: Your husband?

[Biff, Lester, and Reddy burst through the door.]

Biff: You’re supposed to be cleaning my office!

Jess: I did it this morning!

Biff: I dropped a donut in there this afternoon.

Jess: Biff…

[Biff looks at Dillon.]

Biff: You’re supposed to be in Mongolia!

Dillon: Huh?

[They walk in the living room.]

Biff: Jess, you know that I believe in strict discipline and part of that is making sacrifices.

Jess: But Biff, we have so much money and more money coming. Don’t you think we could use some of that money to support Dillon?

Biff: I’m the mayor of Greensboro, not a miracle worker. Besides, he’s nothing but a big…

Jess: Biff!

Dillon: Just what’s your problem, you…?

Reddy: Dillon!

Biff: Dillon, are you going to listen to me, or continue being a…

Lester: Biff!

[Dillon makes a fist.]

Biff: You want to take a poke at me?

[Dillon tries to punch Biff but Lester and Reddy push Dillon to the ground.]

Lester: Prepare to be disconnected!

[Lester hits Dillon in the head with a telephone receiver.]

Jess: That’s it! I’m leaving!

Biff: Well go ahead! But I’m going to tell you something that’s going to make you come back. Who’s going to pay the bills? Who’s going to feed you?

[Jess walks back.]

Biff: Good. I’m going to walk downstairs to the casino and check on things. I’ll be back up here in exactly one hour and if you’re not gone, I’ll make you gone!

[Biff, Lester, and Reddy walk away.]

Jess: He was right and I was wrong. He’s a provider.

Dillon: But you’re Billy’s girlfriend!

Jess: Well in 2003, I was forced to marry Biff.

Dillon: How?

Jess: Lester threatened to disconnect my Higgins Bell Service.

Dillon: Higgins Bell?

Jess: Don’t you remember? In 1998, Higgins Bell bought out AT&T.

Dillon: What about Jana? Where’s Jana Franklin?

Jess: Dillon, she’s in the same place she’s been for the past 8 years; Lakeview Cemetery.

[We see Dillon running through Lakeview Cemetery in a thunderstorm. Dillon walks up to Jana’s grave.]

Dillon: Jiminy crickets! This can’t be happening! March 15, 1999! This can’t be happening!

Billy: I’m afraid it is happening Dillon, all of it.

Dillon: Billy!

Billy: When I learned about Jana, I figured you would come here.

Dillon: Then you know what happened to her? You know what happened March 15, 1999?

Billy: Yes Dillon, I know.

[We see Billy and Dillon in Billy’s abandoned house. Dillon is reading the newspaper about Jana’s death.]

Dillon: What’s going on Billy?

Billy: I went to the library and did some research on this situation. I knew there was something wrong when Interstate 40 was just Fordham Blvd.

Dillon: How did this happen?

Billy: Obviously, the time continuum has been disrupted, creating this new temporal event sequence resulting in this alternate reality.

Dillon: Huh?

Billy: Let me illustrate.

[Billy pulls out a chalkboard and draws a line saying “Past” on one end, “2007” in the middle, and “Future” at the other end.]

Billy: Imagine that this line represents time. Here’s the present 2007, the future, and the past.

[Billy points to “2007”.]

Billy: Prior to this point in time, somewhere in the past the timeline skewed into this tangent creating an alternate 2007.

[Billy draws a line from “Past” to under “2007” and writes on the line “2007A”.]

Billy: It’s alternate to you and me, but reality to everyone else.

[Billy walks over to the DeLorean and pulls out a bag that says “Antiques of Guilford”.]

Billy: Recognize this? This is the bag the almanac came in.

[Billy pulls out the receipt.]

Billy: I know because the receipt was still inside. I found them in the DeLorean along with this.

[Billy pulls out a piece of 2037 Biff’s cane.]

Dillon: It’s the top of Biff’s cane. I mean old Biff from the future.

Billy: Correct! It was in the DeLorean because Biff was in the DeLorean with the almanac!

Dillon: Jiminy crickets!

Billy: You see, while we were in the future, Biff got the sports book, stole the DeLorean, went back in time and gave the book to himself some point in the past.

[Billy goes over to the newspapers.]

Billy: Look, it says right here that Biff made his first million betting on a horse race in 1995. He wasn’t just lucky, he knew because he had all of the race results in the sports almanac. That’s how he made his entire fortune. Look at his pocket with this magnifying glass.

[Dillon looks at Biff’s pocket and it has the almanac.]

Dillon: The almanac! The jerk stole my idea! He must have been listening when I… It’s my fault! The whole thing is my fault! If I hadn’t had bought that book none of this would have ever happened!

Billy: Well that’s all in the past.

Dillon: You mean the future.

Billy: Whatever! It demonstrates how time travel can be misused and why I must invest in an alarm system after we straighten all of this out.

Dillon: I think Crazy Bob’s Alarm Palace has them real cheep.

Billy: I don’t trust Crazy Bob anymore after that empty fire extinguisher he sold me. Anyway, do you have any ideas?

Dillon: Alright, we go back to the future and stop Biff from stealing the time machine.

Billy: We can’t because if we travel into the future from this point in time it will be the future of this reality where Biff is corrupt, powerful, married to Jess, and this has happened to me!

[Billy shows Dillon a newspaper saying “Odologist Jailed”.]

Dillon: No!

Billy: Our only chance to repair the present is in the past at the point this timeline skewed into this tangent. In order to put the universe back as we remember it and get back to our reality, we have to find out the exact date and the specific circumstances of how, when, and where young Biff got his hands on that sports almanac.

Dillon: I’ll ask him.

[We see the disco hall of Biff Tannen’s Casino & More where Biff is dancing to (Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty by KC & the Sunshine Band.]

Biff: Get down!

[Dillon walks in.]

Dillon: The party’s over Biff!

[Dillon turns the music and lights off.]

Biff: How did you get past security downstairs?

Dillon: Hiring a blackjack roller, an insurance salesman, and a telemarketer for security here isn’t going to cut it.

Biff: Yeah I do need to hire some better help. Anyway, what do you want?

Dillon: I need you to tell me about Gray’s Sports Almanac.

[Biff becomes shocked.]

Biff: Come to my office.

[We see Dillon and Biff walking into Biff’s office.]

Dillon: I want to know how, where, and when you got that book.

Biff: Alright, sit down.

[Dillon continues standing.]

Biff: Are you nuts like Billy?! Sit down!

[Dillon sits down.]

Biff: Okay, it was November 12, 1994.

Dillon: November 12, 1994? That was the day I went back… I mean that was the day of the famous Greensboro lightning storm.

Biff: I’ll always remember that Saturday because I had just picked up my car from the shop after crashing into a fire truck.

Dillon: I thought you ran into a police car.

Biff: How did you know that?

Dillon: Uh, Jana told me.

Biff: Jana?

Dillon: Before she died.

[Dillon takes a pack of matches from a container.]

Biff: Anyway, I was walking through Carolina Circle Mall when this old man comes up to me and asks me if I wanted to be rich. I said sure.

[Biff takes out the almanac.]

Biff: So he gave me this book for free. He told me not to tell anyone about it. Then he left. I never saw him again.

[Biff puts the almanac back.]

Biff: He told me another thing. He said that if someone came around asking about that book…

[Biff pulls out his gun.]

Biff: Time to see the Jones shed its blood.

Dillon: Look, Elvis!

Biff: Where?

[Biff looks behind him and Dillon throws the match container at him but misses. Dillon runs away and Biff shoots at him.]

Dillon: Whoa!

[Dillon runs out into the corridor and Lester and Reddy run up the escalator.]

Dillon: Oh, pooh!

[Lester and Reddy chase Dillon up the emergency fire stairs. Dillon jumps down into the parallel stairs and Lester and Reddy continue the wrong way. Dillon jumps back up and goes to the roof. Dillon runs to the end of the roof and Biff runs out.]

Biff: It’s over Jones!

Dillon: The police will match up that bullet with the gun.

Biff: I own the police! Besides, they couldn’t match up the bullet that killed Jana.

Dillon: You horrible jerk!

[Biff cocks his gun.]

Biff: If you jump you’ll die and if you don’t you’ll die. Jones and Franklin, with the same gun!

[Dillon jumps off the building.]

Biff: Idiot.

[Dillon rises back up on top of the DeLorean.]

Biff: What the heck?

[Billy opens his gull wing door and knocks Biff out.]

Dillon: Nice shot Billy! You’re not going to believe this but we’ve got to go back to 1994!

Billy: I don’t believe it!

[Dillon gets in the DeLorean and the DeLorean flies away.]

Dillon: That’s right Billy, November 12, 1994.

[Billy inputs November 12, 1994, 6:20 AM into the time circuit keypad.]

Billy: Unbelievable that old Biff could have chosen that particular date. It could mean that point in time inheritably contains some sort of cosmic significance; almost as if it were the temporal junction point of the entire space time continuum. On the other hand, it could just be an amazing coincidence.

[The destination time panel flashes “August 1, 1976, 12:00 AM". Billy hits it.]

Billy: I’ve got to fix that thing. Alright, time circuits on.

Dillon: Time circuits on? You mean we’re going back now?

Billy: Yep.

Dillon: But what about Megan? We just can’t leave her here.

Billy: Don’t worry, assuming we succeed in this mission, this alternate 2007 will be changed back into the real 2007 instantaneously transforming around Megan. Megan will be fine and she will have no memory of this horrible place.

Dillon: What if we don’t succeed?

Billy: We must succeed. Alright, rockin’ ‘90s here we come!

[The DeLorean flies away into 1994.]

To be continued.

Geat chapter! I guess I now know where Dillon and Billy will be going in Part III - mt favourite decade. :)

Saturday November 12, 1994

[The DeLorean reappears over the future Greene Estates and lands behind the coming soon sign. Billy and Dillon get out.]

Dillon: This is weird. It’s like I was here yesterday.

Billy: You were here yesterday. Amazing isn’t it? Alright, sunrise will be in exactly 33 minutes. You go toward Carolina Circle Mall and track down young Biff and tail him. Sometime today, old Biff will show up and give young Biff the almanac. Above all, you must not interfere with that event. You must make old Biff believe he’s succeeded so that he’ll leave 1994 and bring the DeLorean back to the future.

Dillon: Right.

Billy: Once old Biff is gone, grab the almanac anyway that you can. Remember both of our futures depend on this.

Dillon: You don’t have to remind me of that Billy.

Billy: Here are some binoculars and a walky-talky so that we can keep in contact.

[Billy gives Dillon the binoculars and a walky-talky.]

Billy: I’ll stay here and try to repair the short in the time circuits that way we won’t risk anyone else steeling the time machine and I won’t risk accidentally running into my other self.

Dillon: Your other self?

Billy: Yes. There are two of me here and two of you here. The other me is the Billy Coore from 1994 which is the other me who helps the other you get back to 2007. Remember the lightning bolt at the mall?

Dillon: Yeah.

Billy: That event doesn’t happen until tonight so you must be very careful not to run into your other self. Let me give you some money.

[Billy takes a suitcase out of the DeLorean’s trunk. Billy opens the suitcase and it’s full of money. Billy pulls out a Series 1993 $50 bill and hands it to Dillon.]

Billy: Here, buy yourself some ‘90s clothes.

[Dillon grabs the money and runs off.]

Billy: Something inconspicuous!

[We see Dillon outside of Biff’s house. He is now wearing ‘90s clothes.]

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): Billy, are you there?

Billy (On Walky-Talky): Yes. Have you located Biff?

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): Yeah, but it looks like some old lady lives here.

[Biff walks out.]

Opal: Biff! Where are you going?

Biff: I’m going to the mall to pick up my motorcycle, mom!

Opal: Well hurry back! My bunions hurt and I need you to rub lotion on them!

Biff: Shut up you old bag.

[Three boys walk up to Biff.]

Boy One: Biff, throw us the basketball!

Biff: You want me to throw it for you?

[Biff throws the basketball into a passing dump truck.]

Biff: It looks like you’re a little down in the dumps.

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): This is Biff’s house and I’m on him.

[We see Dillon walking through Carolina Circle Mall. Can’t Help Falling in Love by UB40 is playing at Camelot Music. Dillon approaches Biff. Biff is talking to a man named Louis.]

Biff: Do you have my motorcycle?

Louis: Yeah.

Biff: Well where is it?

Louis: In the back of my truck. It’s going to cost you $500.

Biff: $500? Are you crazy?

Louis: Listen, we had to order some extra parts from Tunisia. That costs a lot of money you know.

Biff: I’m not paying $500 for a few little dents!

Louis: If you want to settle this, go talk to my boss.

Biff: Where is he? Is he in a secret underground office?

Louis: No, he’s in the mall’s maintenance closet at the food court.

[Biff and Louis walk toward the food court. Dillon follows them and 2037 Biff is seen at the Dillard’s entrance.]

2037 Biff: I should have killed that Louis Rip Off.

[We see the food court where Biff and Louis are walking into the maintenance closet. Dillon is sitting at a nearby table where 2037 Biff is sitting behind him. Megan and 4 year old Jess are seen in the background riding the carousel.]

Billy (On Walky-Talky): Dillon, what’s up?

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): 1994 Biff and this guy named Louis are in the maintenance closet, but I don’t see old Biff.

[1994 Biff and Louis walk out of the maintenance closet.]

Biff: I can’t believe that price! I’ll pay it, but that Jones guy is going to pay for that. He’s already in trouble with me and Lester for fake money.

[Biff notices Megan and Jess getting off the carousel. He walks up to them.]

Megan: What do you want?

Biff: Word on the street says you’ve got a laptop computer.

Megan: Yeah.

Biff: How much do you want for it?

Megan: I’m not selling that computer.

Jess: Yeah, especially to you.

Biff: Megan, I can give you $200 for that.

Megan: I bought it for $2,000 and that was 2 years ago.

Biff: Well that makes it cheaper.

Megan: By 2 years, it’s worth $1,700.

Jess: Biff, go to Montgomery Ward, buy 5 100 pound weights, and drop them on your head.

Biff: Jess, go take a short walk off a long pier.

Dillon (To Himself): It’s a long walk off a short pier, idiot.

Biff: But you’re worth more than that laptop, Jess.

Jess: If you’re asking me out, the answer’s still no. I’m only 4 years old and you’re completely evil.

Biff: Evil?

[Biff laughs maniacally.]

Biff: I mean.

[Biff laughs humorously.]

Megan: And you know something Biff? A 40 some year old dating a 4 year old isn’t moral.

Biff: Jess you’re dating me or else!

[Megan and Jess run away screaming.]

Biff: It’s you and me Jess! Some day you’ll be my wife!

[2037 Biff walks up to 1994 Biff.]

2037 Biff: Girl problems?

1994 Biff: Who are you?

2037 Biff: You’re friend.

1994 Biff: Okay, what kind of vacuum cleaner are you selling?

2037 Biff: Come with me. Today’s your lucky day.

[1994 and 2037 Biff walk away. Dillon follows. Cut to 1994 Biff’s car pulling into 1994 Biff’s garage. 2037 Biff is driving and 1994 Biff is screaming. Dillon is seen hiding in the backseat.]

1994 Biff: You drive like a maniac!

2037 Biff: Shut up.

1994 Biff: And how do you know where I live?

2037 Biff: Shut up Biff! I have a gift for you.

[2037 Biff pulls out the almanac.]

2037 Biff: This book contains the winners of every sporting event for the next 36 years.

[2037 Biff hands 1994 Biff the almanac.]

1994 Biff (Sarcastically): Oh thank you very much. I’ll send out a thank you card Monday. Now make like a tree and get out of here!

[2037 Biff hits 1994 Biff.]

2037 Biff: It’s “leave” you idiot! It’s “make like a tree and leave”! You sound like a darn fool when you say it wrong!

1994 Biff: Alright then, leave! And take your book with you.

2037 Biff: Don’t you get it? You can make a fortune with this book. Now I’m an expert in this. These books are printed at the end of each decade. This was published in 1989.

[2037 Biff shows the copyright date. The date “2031” has been scratched off and the date “1989” has been written over it.]

1994 Biff: That looks realistic, but I still don’t believe you. Who won this year’s World Series?

[2037 Biff flips to the 1994 section.]

2037 Biff: “Due to an ongoing strike by the Major League Baseball Players Association, the rest of the season was canceled including the 1994 World Series.”

1994 Biff: That was published in 1989 and it knew that would happen 5 years later?

2037 Biff: Yep.

1994 Biff: I’ll take a look at it.

[1994 Biff throws the almanac in the backseat as they get out. 2037 Biff pulls it back out.]

2037 Biff: Don’t ever put it there! Put it in a safe! No wait, you don’t have a safe. Well put in here for the time being!

[2037 Biff puts the almanac in 1994 Biff’s pocket.]

1994 Biff: What are you doing?

2037 Biff: And an other thing, if a kid who looks like Elvis or a roadgeek comes around asking about that book...

[They walk out of the garage and close the door. Dillon gets out of the car and tries to open the garage door, but it’s locked.]

Dillon: Darn!

[Dillon gets out his walky-talky.]

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): Billy!

[Cut to Billy in the DeLorean reading a Peanuts comic strip book. Linus & Lucy is playing on the DeLorean’s CD player.]

Billy (Laughing): Oh that Snoopy.

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): Billy!

Billy: Great Interstate 40, Dillon!

[Billy ejects the CD and picks up the walky-talky.]

Billy (On Walky-Talky): Dillon, what’s the report?

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): The two Biff’s walked away and I’m locked in Biff’s garage. Could you fly the DeLorean over here and get me out of here? The address is 2434 North Church Street.

Billy (On Walky-Talky): I can’t take the DeLorean out in the daylight, but I’ll think of something.

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): Alright.

To be continued.

Yes, Biff asking Jess out is a little strange.

Wow, Biff's a pedophile who lives with his mom.

Wow! That's even more twisted then Biff from the BTTF Universe!

Alright, time for the conclusion of this little story.

[At 6:00 PM, we see Biff walking into the garage.]

Opal: Biff! Where are you going now?

Biff: I’m going to see a movie!

Opal: Well hurry up! The VCR broke and I need you to act out Casablanca for me!

[Biff gets in the car and Dillon quietly gets in the backseat. The car pulls out of the garage and drives away. Billy then rides up to the garage on a bike. He is now wearing ‘90s clothes.]

Billy: Dillon! Dillon!

[Billy turns around.]

Billy: Where in the Eisenhower Interstate System is he?

[We see Biff’s car driving down Cone Boulevard. Higher Ground by UB40 is playing on the radio.]

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): Billy? Are you there?

[Biff looks at the backseat and Dillon ducks. Cut to Billy outside of Carolina Circle Mall.]

Billy (On Walky-Talky): Dillon, was that you?

[Billy notices that he is at Carolina Circle Mall.]

Billy: Great Interstate 40, Carolina Circle Mall! I’ve got to check this place out when I have more time.

[Billy notices 1994 Billy on a ladder working on the main entrance arch.]

Billy: Whoa!

[Billy looks under the cover of the DeLorean.]

Billy: Oh!

[Cut to Dillon in the backseat of Biff’s car.]

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): Billy?

Billy (On Walky-Talky): Dillon, I went by Biff’s house and you weren’t there.

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): You must have just missed me. I’m in Biff’s car on the way to Carolina Circle Mall where the Carolina Circle Mall Rhythm Ceremony is going to happen.

Billy (On Walky-Talky): Dillon, we may have to abort this plan because it’s getting far too dangerous.

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): Don’t worry; the almanac is on Biff’s dashboard. I’ll grab it as soon as we get to the mall.

Billy (On Walky-Talky): Dillon, you must be extremely careful not to run into your other self!

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): My other self?

Billy (On Walky-Talky): Yes! Remember, Megan is there at the dance with your other self! Dillon, whatever you do, you must not let your other self see you. The consequences could be disastrous!

1994 Billy: Excuse me.

2007 Billy: Yeah?

1994 Billy: Could you hand me that screwdriver?

2007 Billy: Sure.

[2007 Billy hands 1994 Billy the screwdriver.]

1994 Billy: Thanks.

2007 Billy: I’m assuming you’re working on a Carolina Circle Mall shopper traffic counter and the reason you’re listening to Peter, Paul & Mary is because you’re a Peter, Paul & Mary addict.

1994 Billy: Wow, you’re pretty good. But the radio’s saying there’s not going to be any rain.

2007 Billy: Oh there will be. Plenty of rain, thunder, and lightning. It’s going to be one heck of a storm.

1994 Billy: How do you know?

2007 Billy: I have a lot of experience in this area.

1994 Billy: Oh thanks.

[1994 Billy shakes 2007 Billy’s hand.]

1994 Billy: Well I better get back to work. It’s been nice talking to you. Maybe we’ll see each other again in the future.

2007 Billy: Or in the past.

[We see Biff’s car pulling up to Carolina Circle Mall. Biff gets out and walks toward the entrance. Dillon tries to grab the almanac off the dashboard but Biff comes back and gets it. Cut to Dillon walking through Carolina Circle Mall. Biff is seen talking to a woman named Heather at the food court.]

Biff: I use exactly one squirt of cologne everyday.

Heather: Uh, that’s nice.

Biff: That’s not all. I also use deodorant soap everyday along with a pinch of hair tonic.

[Dillon tries to grab the almanac but Biff pulls it out of his pocket.]

Biff: Heather, with this book, I can win enough money to buy you an 800 karat diamond ring.

[Dillon kicks Heather’s leg.]

Heather: Ouch!

Dillon: It was him!

[Heather punches Biff. Lester then walks up to Biff. Lester is wearing a black suit.]

Biff: Hey Les. What’s with the black?

Lester: It was one week ago today that my baby was killed by Fred Killinger.

Biff: I have something that might cheer you up.

[Biff hands Lester the almanac.]

Lester: “40 years of sports statistics”? I’ll take a look at it. Oh yeah, there’s something I need to tell you later while you’re at the movie. Use this walky-talky.

[Lester hands Biff a walky-talky. It’s 8:00 PM when we see Lester sitting down on a bench outside of Montgomery Ward writing. The almanac is sitting beside him. Dillon is seen hiding behind the fountain.]

Lester: “I started working at Monks in 1992 and immediately fell in love with the payphone there. For Christmas in 1993, I bought the payphone its first ‘#’ replacement key...”

[Lester notices an article in a newspaper beside him.]

Lester: Telephone sale at Montgomery Ward? Yes!

[Lester stands up. Dillon tries to get the almanac but Lester sits back down on Dillon’s hand.]

Lester: Never mind. I better not buy anymore telephones for awhile until I get over the death of my baby.

[Dillon quietly screams in pain.]

Lester: This seat is a little lumpy. Well, I better head back to Monk’s. Biff and Reddy are probably already there waiting for me.

[Lester gets up and leaves the almanac in the seat. Dillon gets up and grabs the almanac.]

Dillon: Yes!

[Dillon opens it and notices it is a TV Guide.]

Dillon: No!

Dillon: TV Guide? TV Guide?

[Dillon pulls out his walky-talky.]

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): Billy!

Billy (On Walky-Talky): Dillon, what’s up?

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): Billy, I’m in trouble! I blew it!

Billy (On Walky-Talky): Dillon, where’s the book?

Dillon: I don’t know! Biff must still have it with him. All I’ve got is the darn cover!

Billy (On Walky-Talky): Well, where’s Biff?

Dillon: I don’t know!

Billy (On Walky-Talky): Do you have any idea where he is?

Dillon: No, I mean he could be anywhere by now!

Billy: Dillon, the entire future depends on you finding Biff and getting that book back!

Dillon: I know! I just don’t know where to look!

Billy: Alright, let’s think this through. Do you recall any events of your previous trip to 1994 that involved Biff?

[Dillon notices the dance down the corridor.]

Dillon: Of course! The dance! Any moment now, my other self is going to deck Biff!

[We see Dillon walking through the dance. I’ll Make Love to You by Boyz II Men is playing.]

Dillon: Any time now!

[Dillon notices Biff walking up to Past Dillon.]

Biff: Good evening Dillon.

Past Dillon: Oh, good evening to you too Biff. Jiminy crickets!

[Lester and Reddy grab Megan.]

Megan: Ah!

Past Dillon: Jiminy crickets! Megan!

Biff: As for the matter of the fake money and the damage to my motorcycle, would you care to pay in cash or…

[Biff knocks Past Dillon to the ground.]

Biff: Charge!

Megan: Dillon, help!

[Past Dillon looks at the picture. Chris is completely gone and the picture of Dillon is transparent. Past Dillon’s hand begins to disappear. Past Dillon stands up.]

Past Dillon (In Pain): Look, Elvis!

Biff (Excited): Where?

[Biff turns around and Past Dillon punches Biff.]

Biff (Slowly): Blue suede shoes.

[Biff faints and begins to fall back.]

Lester & Reddy: Uh oh!

[Lester and Reddy let go of Megan and Megan runs to Past Dillon. Biff falls on Lester and Reddy and Lester and Reddy pass out.]

Megan: I love you Dillon!

[Past Dillon and Megan kiss. Dillon looks at the picture and both Dillon and Chris have been fully restored.]

Past Dillon: Yes!

[Present Dillon watches and smiles as he takes the almanac out of Biff’s pocket. Lester and Reddy stand up as Past Dillon walks up to the stage. Lester notices Present Dillon.]

Lester: Hey!

Dillon: Jiminy crickets!

[Past Dillon begins playing Macarena by Los Del Rio and Lester and Reddy chase Dillon toward an escalator.

Lester: Let’s get him!

[Cut to the DeLorean taking off. The destination time panel flashes “August 1, 1976, 12:00 AM. Billy hits it.]

Billy: Whoa!

[As the DeLorean flies away, the rope from the Greene Estates sign gets caught on the DeLorean. Cut to Dillon running up the escalator. Lester and Reddy are standing still.]

Lester: Dillon, I think it’s illegal to run up escalators!

Reddy: In some states.

[Dillon jumps into a nearby store. Lester and Reddy reach the second floor and look down over the railing.]

Lester: I don’t believe it!

Reddy: Yeah, Jason’s taking another break.

Lester: No, Dillon somehow changed his clothes extremely fast and he’s on stage singing.

Reddy: Well let’s jump him!

Dillon: Jiminy crickets!

[Dillon pulls out his walky-talky.]

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): Billy!

[Cut to Billy flying in the DeLorean. Billy pulls out his walky-talky.]

Billy (On Walky-Talky): What’s going on?

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): Listen, Lester and Reddy chased me into a store on the second floor and they’re going to jump me!

Billy (On Walky-Talky): Then get out of there!

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): No, not me, the other me! The one that’s up on stage singing the Macarena!

Billy (On Walky-Talky): Great Interstate 40! Your other self will miss the lightning bolt at the main entrance arch, you won’t get back to the future, and we’ll have a major paradox!

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): A paradox? You mean one of those things that can destroy the universe?

Billy (On Walky-Talky): Precisely! Dillon, you have to stop Lester and Reddy at all costs without being seen by your other self or Megan!

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): I’ll think of something.

[Cut to Dillon walking out into the second floor corridor. He looks over the railing and sees Lester and Reddy next to the stage. He turns around and notices a store that’s under construction. Bricks are lying outside of the storefront. Cut to people standing around Biff. Biff wakes up.]

Biff: What’s going on?

[Biff stands up and turns to a man named Tim.]

Biff: Where is he?

Tim: Who?

Biff: Dillon Jones!

Tim: Who?

Biff: The guy with the hat; where is he?

Tim: He went that way!

[Biff runs away.]

Tim: I think he took your wallet!

[Tim turns around.]

Tim: I think he took his wallet.

[We see Dillon walking to the railing with two bricks.]

Dillon: I’ve got to do this just right.

[Dos Del Rio walks into a store and dials his ‘90s era cell phone. Past Dillon starts dancing in an ‘00s fashion. Present Dillon positions the bricks.]

Dillon: Almost!

[Past Dillon stops playing. Present Dillon drops the bricks. Reddy looks up and sees the bricks falling.]

Lester: Let’s get him!

Reddy: Abort!

[The bricks fall and knock out Lester and Reddy.]

Past Dillon: It’s my dancing isn’t it? Well wait about 10 years or so, and you’ll love it.

[Lester and Reddy look up. Present Dillon drops two more bricks on Lester and Reddy and they pass back out. Past Dillon walks off stage and notices Lester and Reddy on the ground out cold. Cut to Dillon walking out of Carolina Circle Mall.]

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): Success, everything’s cool.

Billy (On Walky-Talky): Great! I’ll be landing on the mall’s roof in one minute.

[We see Dillon walking toward the roof ladder. Biff walks up to Dillon.]

Biff: You! Did you think that stupid disguise could fool me? You gave me a nosebleed, a scar, and a bruise the size of Alaska! And you owe me $500! Now you’re going to pay!

[A title card appears.]

Title Card: The producer has elected not to show this scene due to its graphic nature.

[We see Dillon lying on the ground clinching in pain. The almanac falls out of his pocket.]

Biff: Steal my stuff?

[Biff kicks Dillon and runs away with the almanac. Dillon gets up and climbs the ladder to the roof where Billy and the DeLorean are waiting.]

Dillon: Billy!

Billy: Have you got the book?

Dillon: I did, but Biff took it from me and drove off with it.

Billy: Which way did he go?

Dillon: West on Cone Boulevard.

Billy: Get in!

[We see Biff’s car driving down West Cone Boulevard. The end of I Swear by All 4 One is playing on Biff’s radio. The DeLorean is flying over it.]

Dillon: There he is! Let’s land on him and cripple his car.

Billy: No. He’s in an ’87 Nissan and we’re in a DeLorean. He’d tear through us like we were tinfoil.

Dillon: What will we do?

Billy: I’ve got a plan.

[We see Biff driving and reading the almanac.]

DJ: That was one of this years most popular songs, “I Swear” by All 4 One. Repeating tonight’s earlier weather bulletin, a severe thunderstorm warning is in effect for Guilford County.

[Dillon flies up behind the car on his hoverboard.]

DJ: You’re listening to 96.3 FM WERM, the voice of the Triad. Turning to the community calendar, the Comic Book Show will be held at the Greensboro Coliseum tomorrow from 11:00 AM to 6:00 PM.

[Dillon opens the passenger side door.]

DJ: Repeating tonight’s earlier weather bulletin, a severe thunderstorm...

Biff: Hey!

[Biff pushes Dillon out of the car and the wind blows the almanac on Biff’s face.]

Biff: Ah!

[The car swerves out of control and turns around. The car then drives east in the westbound lane chasing Dillon.]

Biff: Prepare to die!

[Dillon pulls out a piece of paper and writes something. He then throws the paper onto Biff’s windshield.]

Biff: “Free coffee at Gordon’s Place”?

[While Biff is looking at the piece of paper, Dillon grabs the almanac off the dashboard.]

Biff: Hey!

[The car speeds up and chases Dillon at a dangerous rate.]

Biff: Do I have all five numbers right?!

[Biff honks his horn.]

Dillon: Jiminy crickets!

[A rope falls from the DeLorean and Dillon grabs it. He is then lifted away.]

Dillon: Thanks Billy!

Billy: Hold on Dillon!

[The DeLorean flies away.]

Biff: Cops!

[Biff crashes into a police car.]

Biff: Cops! I hate cops!

[We see the DeLorean flying over Greene Estates. Dillon lands in the road.]

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): Billy, is everything alright?

Billy (On Walky-Talky): I guess so Dillon. But it’s pretty miserable flying weather. It’s too dangerous to make a landing from this direction. I’ll have to circle around and make a long approach from the south. Have you got the book?

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): In my hands Billy, I’ve got it in my hands!

Billy (On Walky-Talky): Burn it!

[Dillon puts the almanac in a bucket and lights the almanac on fire using a match. Dillon stares at the matchbook and the text on it changes from “Biff Tannen’s Casino and More” to “Jiminy Crickets Record Store”. Dillon pulls out the newspaper about Jana’s death. The heading changes from “Jana Franklin Murdered” to “Jana Franklin Awarded”.]

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): The newspaper changed and Jana’s alive!

[Billy pulls out the newspaper about his arrest. The heading changes from “Odologist Jailed” to “Odologist Commended”.]

Billy: Mission accomplished.

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): Does this mean everything’s back to normal?

Billy (On Walky-Talky): That’s right! It’s the ripple effect! The future’s back so let’s go home!

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): Yeah! Let’s head back to the fut...

[Lightning strikes a tree.]

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): Billy? You alright?

Billy (On Walky-Talky): Yeah. I almost checked out of the hotel of life.

[Billy shifts into a faster gear.]

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): Well be careful! You don’t want to get struck by lightning!

[Lightning strikes the DeLorean and the DeLorean disappears.]

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): Billy?

[No answer.]

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): Billy, are you there?

[No answer.]

Dillon (On Walky-Talky): Answer me!

[No answer. The flag pennant from the DeLorean falls from the sky and Dillon catches it.]

Dillon: He’s gone. Billy’s gone.

[The rain becomes very hard. Just then, a truck pulls up to Dillon. A man called Dan gets out.]

Dan: Are you Dillon Jones?

Dillon: What?

Dan: Is your name Dillon Jones?

Dillon: Yeah.

Dan: I’ve got something for you.

[Dan pulls an envelope out of his raincoat.]

Dan: A letter.

Dillon: A letter for me? That’s impossible.

Dan: This letter’s been in our possession for the past 18 years.

Dillon: 18 years?

Dan: This letter was given to us with the clear instructions to deliver it to a boy that fits your description answering to the name “Dillon” at this exact location at this exact minute on November 12, 1994. We had a little bet going on down at the office because we were wondering if you were going to be here or not. I guess I lost.

Dillon: Did you say 18 years?

Dan: 18 years, 12 days, and 3 months to be exact. Sign on line 10 please.

[Dillon signs the clipboard and opens the letter.]

Dillon: It’s from Billy! “Dear Dillon, if my calculations are correct, you will receive this letter immediately after you saw the DeLorean got struck by lightning. First let me assure you that I’m alive and well and have been living the past day in the year 1976. The lightning bolt...” 1976! August 1, 1976!

Dan: Is something wrong?

Dillon: He’s alive! He’s in the ‘70s, but he’s alive!

Dan: Kid, do you need any help?

Dillon: There’s only one guy who can help me!

[We see Billy on top of the Carolina Circle Mall arch. Billy reconnects the wire to the arch. Billy notices the DeLorean in the distance.]

Billy: Uh oh!

[Billy slides down the rope and lands on the sidewalk. Cut to the DeLorean hitting 88 mph and lighting up all over.]

Past Dillon: Billy!

[Lightning strikes the arch sending a spark of electricity down the wire. Billy reconnects the wire to the light post and Billy is knocked down. The DeLorean’s hook hits the overhead wire and disappears into 2007 leaving a trail of fire tracks. Billy follows the tracks.]

Billy: Yes! It worked!

[Present Dillon runs up to Billy.]

Dillon: Billy!

Billy: Huh? Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Aha!

Dillon: Billy, relax! It’s me, Dillon!

Billy: You can’t be Dillon because I just sent you back to the future.

Dillon: You did send me back to the future, but I’m back. I’m back from the future.

Billy: Oh no!

[Billy faints.]

Dillon: Billy! Wake up!

To be concluded...

End of Part II. Part III coming soon.

I love the '70s.

Yes, the '70s rule! :)