Okay, this is something that I've been working hard on since 2003 called Back to the Future the Second.

This is a script of Part I of my own BTTF trilogy with me in it as myself "Billy".

Yes, I know going back 13 years isn't nearly as far as 30 years, but I wanted to go back to the '90s.

Yes, I am aware there are some age inaccuracies such as driving at 13, but I had no other choice.

I sure do hope you like this. Suggestions are always welcome.

:)

Back to the Future the Second
Friday October 19, 2007

[We see the store “The Roadgeek Emporium” where a beep is heard. Just then, an Interstate 40 sign lights up.]

Sign: Here’s the latest traffic report for the Greensboro Metro area. A jackknifed tractor trailer is blocking the right lane of Interstate 40 West at Exit 211 (Gallimore Dairy Road). Also, traffic is backed up on…

[The view changes to an automatic cereal pourer. A box of Frosted Flakes is poured into a cereal bowl that is overflowing with cereal. The view then changes to a TV.]

News Anchor: However, an Amber Alert has yet to be issued. In Greensboro, police are investigating missing test snow from the Greensboro Thug Society. The box that contains the snow has the code “4693”.

[The view changes to a box of snow under Billy’s bed that has the code “5693”. 16 year old Dillon Jones walks in.]

Dillon: Hey Billy! Billy, are you here?

[Dillon realizes Billy is gone. Dillon then walks over to Billy’s stereo. Dillon puts in the CD “The Best of Elvis Presley”. He then turns on the mega bass, the ultra surround sound, and puts the volume on full blast. Then he hits play.]

Dillon: Elvis rocks!

[Jailhouse Rock by Elvis Presley begins to play, but the giant speakers blow and the vibrations blow Dillon into the bookcase behind him. Three road atlases fall on Dillon’s head.]

Dillon: Hey! That didn’t hurt.

[Webster’s Unabridged Dictionary falls on Dillon’s head.]

Dillon (In Pain): I’m in pain. Lots of pain. Unbelievable pain.

[The phone rings. While holding his hand on his head, Dillon answers the phone.]

Dillon: Hello?

Billy: Is this Dillon?

Dillon: Yeah. Billy, where have you been all week?

Billy: I’ve been in Winston-Salem working on a special project. Could you meet me at the Interstate 85 Bypass/Elm-Eugene Street interchange tonight at 1:15?

Dillon: 1:15 in the morning?

Billy: I have a new Roadgeek invention to test and I’ll need your assistance.

Dillon: Uh, sure. Let me write this down.

[Dillon grabs a piece of paper and a pencil and writes the information down.]

Billy: Got it?

Dillon: Yeah.

Billy: By the way Dillon, you better not hook up to the big stereo system. There’s a slight possibility of overload.

Dillon: Okay, I’ll keep that in mind.

Billy: I’ll see you tonight. Don’t forget, 1:15 AM, Interstate 85 Bypass.

[Billy’s grandfather clock goes off.]

Billy: Is that my grandfather clock?

Dillon: Yeah.

Billy: What time does it say?

Dillon: 7:30.

Billy: Darn. I thought I fixed that thing. For the past month, that clock has been stuck 30 minutes too slow.

Dillon: You mean its 8:00?

Billy: Yeah.

Dillon: Darn it! I’m late for work!

[Dillon runs out the door and gets in his truck and pulls onto New Ring Road. Here Without You by Three Doors Down is playing in the background. Dillon’s truck approaches a red light at the Cone Boulevard intersection. He pulls beside a tricked out car that is playing loud rap music. The driver named Harry stares at Dillon’s truck.]

Dillon: What? Do I have spinach in my teeth?

Harry: No, I was just looking at your lame little toy you’re driving. And I was noticing that you’re listening to music from the 1930’s.

Dillon (Thinking): Better go hip.

Dillon (Normally): Well I’m just chillin’ like a melon!

[Dillon puts a CD called “Elvis Raps” in the CD player. A rap version of Teddy Bear by Elvis Presley plays and Dillon peels away at a fast speed.]

Dillon: See you later dude!

[We see Dillon’s truck pulling up to Tannen Business Solutions. 13 year old Jana Franklin runs up.]

Dillon: Jana, I see you’re late too.

Jana: Yeah, if we sneak in properly, we might be able to make it.

[We see Dillon and Jana walking into Tannen Business Solutions.]

Jana: If we reset this clock, Biff might not notice.

[Dillon resets the clock to 7:45 AM and U Can’t Touch This by MC Hammer comes on.]

Dillon: Jiminy crickets!

[Dillon drops the clock and Jana stomps on it.]

Dillon: Alright, we have a smashed clock on the floor that’s over 30 minutes too slow. Yeah, no one will notice.

[We see Dillon, Jana, and Joe in the break room eating donuts. Dillon is typing the monthly report on his laptop computer.]

Dillon: Joe, Jana, this office has too much security. Even the security cameras have security cameras.

Joe: You know, I still don’t know why Philip hasn’t pulled a prank on us yet.

[Dillon bites a donut and gags.]

Dillon: Jiminy crickets!

[Philip Marx walks in.]

Philip: Like my Texas Style Donut?

[Philip shows them a bottle of Texas Pete Hot Sauce.]

Dillon (With Raspy Voice): Joe or Jana, get me some water!

Philip: Don’t worry, I’ve got it.

[Philip hands Dillon a fishbowl and Dillon drinks it.]

Dillon: This is fish water! Antidote!

[Philip hands Dillon a box of dog treats and Dillon eats them.]

Dillon: Dog treats?

Philip: This could go on for days.

Jana: Drink this.

[Jana gives Dillon a Coca-Cola and Dillon drinks it.]

Dillon: Thanks.

[At 9:30 AM we see Dillon in his cubicle using his laptop.]

Dillon: Jana and I aren’t the ones who should be fired, Philip is. Too much Texas Pete, fish water, and dog treats will make you sick.

Biff (On PA): Jones! Franklin! Get in my office!

Dillon: Apparently I didn’t get sick enough.

[We see Dillon and Jana in Biff’s office.]

Biff: Here at Tannen Business Solutions, we pride ourselves in worker performance. But you make us look bad! You two have been late everyday this week!

Dillon: My alarm clock broke.

Biff: I’ve heard that excuse everyday this week. Both of you are fired!

Dillon: Jiminy crickets! Biff, I don’t think we’re the ones who should be fired. Philip gave me an overdose of Texas Pete.

Biff: He’s just doing his job. Philip is the company prankster.

Jana: Is that legal?

[Biff walks over to Jana and taps on her head very hard.]

Biff: Hello? Hello? Anybody home, huh? Think Franklin, think! Hiring a company prankster is only legal in some states. Fortunately, North Carolina is one of them! By the way Franklin, your shoe’s untied.

[Jana looks at her shoes and Biff pushes Jana’s chin.]

Biff: You two are hilarious. Now get out of here!

[Dillon and Jana walk out and Dillon’s paper about the experiment falls out of his pocket and Biff picks it up.]

Biff: What’s this?

[Biff reads the paper.]

Biff: 12:00 AM? Billy? Interstate 85? Experiment? I’ve got a plan.

[Biff picks up the phone and calls someone.]

Biff: Hello? Is this the Greensboro Thug Society? Remember that snow that was stolen from your headquarters? This guy named Billy Coore stole it. He’ll be at the Interstate 85 Bypass/Elm-Eugene Street exit at 1:15 tonight.

Thug: We’ll be about 15 minutes late, but we’ll kill that jerk. Thank you for the information sir. We’ll be sure to send you a lovely gift basket. Just for the record, are you just telling me this so you can get a gift basket? Because we believe that’s rude even for our morals.

Biff: Uh, no.

[Biff hangs up.]

Biff: By this time tomorrow, we’ll no longer have to worry about that Roadgeek!

[Biff tries to laugh maniacally, but has a raspy voice.]

Biff: Oops.

[Biff plays a recorded version of his laugh.]

Biff: For all of those other evil people, it’s always a good idea to have a backup laugh.

[We see Dillon and Jana in Dillon’s truck pulling into McDonald’s.]

Michael: Dillon! Jana! Over here!

[Dillon and Jana get out of the truck and walk over to 17 year old Michael and 10 year old Lucy Franklin.]

Dillon: Hey Michael!

Jana: How’s it hanging sis?

Lucy: I thought you two were at work.

Dillon: We got off, permanently.

Michael: Fired?

Dillon: Yeah.

[Lucy starts laughing.]

Jana: Lucy, that’s not funny.

Lucy: I know, but back in March you said that if you couldn’t keep that job, you would use the money you were saving for an iPod and buy me one! Fork it over!

Jana: Not now!

Michael: Dillon, Jana, you’re not the only victims. Biff Tannen is nothing but an evil boss. Since that office opened in 2000, he’s fired 214 people. You must be numbers 215 and 216.

Dillon: You’ve got that right.

Michael: If he were here right now, I would fix him good!

[Biff walks out of the restaurant.]

Biff: What did you say Nick?

Michael: I said I’d fix him a great big pie!

Biff: I love pie! Fix me a pie, or you’ll hurt!

Michael (Scared): Okay.

Biff: Enjoy your quarter pound of beef.

Dillon: Biff, it’s called a Quarter-Pounder.

[Biff walks over to Dillon and taps on his head very hard.]

Biff: Hello? Hello? Anybody home, huh? Think Jones, think! We’re living in a land known as America! Where you can call hamburgers whatever they are! Oh, and if you see Billy soon, tell him to say hi to Jess for me. Now get out of my way!

[Biff shoves Dillon walks away.]

Biff: Time to get my digital camera ready to take a picture of the corpse of Billy.

Dillon: You know, I wish I had my own store.

Michael: Don’t count on it. If it were possible, I would have a big cheese outlet.

Dillon: Uh oh.

Michael (Singing): Cheese, cheese, cheese is my life! Life is a big cheese! Cheese, cheese, cheese is my life! Cheddar, feta, Velveeta, bleu, and Swiss are my life.

Dillon (Annoyed): Audience, single file, and exit to the left.

[Billy’s 17 year old girlfriend Jessica Warren pulls up in her red Honda Civic.]

Dillon: Jess?

Jess: Dillon, Billy wanted me to remind you about the experiment tonight over at the Interstate 85 Bypass.

Lucy: Jess, what used to be over there at that Wal-Mart?

Jess: Oh, that used to be Carolina Circle Mall.

Jana: What’s a Carolina Circle?

Jess: You don’t know about that mall? Everyone knows it opened in 1976, closed in 2002, and was demolished in 2005.

Jana: Well, we don’t ever pay attention to defunct malls.

Michael: Jess, do you want to join us? We’re heading over to Edward Computer Outlet.

Jess: I’d love to, but I can’t. I’m meeting Billy over at the Golden Corral for an invention completion lunch.

[Jess gets in her car and drives away.]

Dillon: How does Billy do it? Billy is such a shy guy, and yet he has a girlfriend that’s hotter and sweeter than Red Hots.

Michael: How about jalapeno cheese?

Dillon: If she were like that, she’d be hot and would leave a bad taste after she leaves.

[A woman named Edna walks up.]

Edna: Restore Carolina Circle! Restore Carolina Circle!

Dillon, Michael, Jana, & Lucy: Huh?

Edna: 13 years ago, lightning struck the main entrance arch at the now demolished Carolina Circle Mall. Remarkably, no one was hurt and no damage was done to the mall. We at the Greensboro Preservation Society feel that the main entrance arch should somehow be rebuilt and used at Pyramids Village as somewhat as a memorial.

Dillon: Well, here’s $5.00.

Michael: And coupons for $3.00 off your next purchase at Bob’s Cheese Barn.

[Dillon, Michael, Jana, and Lucy hand their money to Edna.]

Edna: Thank you. And don’t forget to take a flier.

[Edna hands Dillon a flier that has a photocopy of a newspaper article about the lightning from Sunday, November 13, 1994.]

Jana: Let’s go before we end up in another random conversation.

[We see Dillon, Michael, Jana, and Lucy walking into Edward Computer Outlet.]

Lucy: Alright Jana, there’s the iPod section!

Jana (Sighing): And I withdrew the money from my account.

[Jana and Lucy walk over to the iPods.]

Dillon: I hope they have a new Elvis computer game.

Michael: Well, they came out with this new CD-ROM called “Elvis Eats Cheese”. It’s designed for Windows XP and Windows Vista.

Dillon: Elvis Eats Cheese?

Michael: The description is: “An All Shook Up Cheese Milkshake race to catch the evil cheese aliens who want to destroy the earth’s supply of cheese”.

[They walk up to a clerk named Lester Higgins.]

Lester: Welcome to Edward Computer Outlet.

Michael: Do you have “Elvis Eats Cheese”?

Lester: We just sold out. But we have the sequel called “Elton John Eats Cheese”.

Dillon: No thanks. Can we reserve a new copy of Elvis Eats Cheese?

Lester: Actually, I’ve got a copy down here.

[Lester pulls a computer game out from under the counter and hands it to Dillon.]

Dillon: Uh, this isn’t Elvis Eats Cheese. This is a bootleg version called “Pelvis Eats Pastrami”.

Lester (Nervously): Well, uh, you can never hold back those jerks from eBay! But, I can sell you one of my babies.

Michael: Babies?

Lester: You know, from Bellsouth, Verizon, AT&T, and Southern Bell.

Dillon: I’m assuming you like telephones.

Lester: My phones are like sons to me. In my car, I have an original payphone from Monk’s Cheesesteaks & Cheeseburgers at Carolina Circle Mall I used to work at. That’s my baby. Anyway, I can come over to your house and we can have a little talk and maybe be friends.

Michael: Uh, sure.

[Lucy pokes Dillon.]

Dillon: That hurt, Lucy.

Lucy: I just found a girl over there you might like.

[Dillon notices a 15 year old girl named Megan Thompson.]

Dillon: Thanks Lucy.

[Dillon walks over to Megan.]

Megan: Uh, who are you?

Dillon: I’m Dillon Jones.

Megan: Well, I’m Megan Thompson. Hold on. Did you say your name was Dillon Jones? Do you know Billy Coore?

Dillon: Yeah.

Megan: He told me about you.

[Megan slaps Dillon.]

Dillon: Ouch! What was that for?

Megan: For giving praise to Elvis Presley, an overrated dead nutcase.

[Megan walks out of the store.]

Dillon: She was so pretty, but painful.

[We see Dillon, Michael, Jana, and Lucy in Dillon’s truck on East Wendover Avenue.]

Lucy: Hey, thanks for this awesome iPod!

Jana: Don’t expect anything big from me for Christmas.

Dillon (Sighing): I’m in a rut.

Michael: Are you out of cheese? I’ve got an emergency stash at home I can let you borrow.

Dillon: It’s not that. I’m 16 years old and I’ve never had a girlfriend or an adventure. I’m just a bored and lonely Elvis enthusiast.

Jana: Don’t worry Dillon. Just remember you’re not the only one who got fired today. Now I can only afford the necessities thanks to Biff and Lucy! But you’ve still got some money.

Dillon: True.

Michael: And Dillon, don’t forget that you have to go great distances for love. The guy who invented cheese straws said that.

Dillon: Jiminy crickets!

Lucy: You’ve got to quit saying that. This isn’t a Walt Disney movie.

Dillon: No. It’s the Super Griller! My brother finally decided to sell something high-tech.

[Dillon unknowingly parks the truck in a no parking zone. They get out and Dillon points to a big grill outside of Chris Jones Outdoor City.]

Dillon: If only I had that. We could have a big barbecue! We could throw a few hot dogs on there and eat the juiciest and most tender frankfurters in the world!

Michael: Ah yes. Frankfurt, Kentucky; home of the World’s Largest Cheese tourist trap.

[A tow truck tows Dillon’s truck away.]

Jana: Oh snap, look over there Dillon!

Dillon: Jiminy crickets!

Michael: Hey! I have cheese!

[Michael throws a piece of cheese at the tow truck.]

Jana: We’re within walking-distance from Tannen Business Solutions. I left my car there this morning and we can use it.

Dillon: Good idea.

[At 7:00 PM, we see Jana’s 2003 Volkswagen Beetle pulling into Greene Estates. Cut to Dillon and Michael walking into Dillon’s house.]

Michael: Too bad Jana and Lucy had to go home. They’re going to miss out on the great night I have planned for us!

Dillon: This has been a very bad day. How can this day get any worse?

[Michael turns the TV onto Spongebob Squarepants.]

Dillon: I’m heading to the store tomorrow to buy a zipper for this mouth!

Michael: Don’t worry; I have an emergency DVD with me.

[Michael puts a DVD in Dillon’s DVD player and a documentary comes on.]

Narrator: My name is Ronald Clarkson and for the next 3 hours we will be taking a look at the life cycle of feta cheese.

Michael: I’ve seen this exactly 13,454 times.

Dillon: Is it alright if we go ahead and eat dinner?

Michael: Sure, I’ll fix us some cheese sandwiches.

Dillon: Thanks.

[We see Dillon eating out of a full container of ice cream in his bed watching TV.]

Person on TV: I sure do love my job.

[Dillon changes the channel.]

News Anchor: More layoffs today…

[Dillon changes the channel.]

Announcer: You’re watching Channel 13: Greensboro Access Television. It is now 7:45 PM and we now return to Greensboro Help Wanted.

[Lester appears on the screen.]

Lester: I’m in need of a baby sitter for my telephones and they must have not been fired recently.

Dillon: Darn it!

[Dillon turns the TV off and falls asleep. At 12:28 AM, we see Dillon asleep. Blue Suede Shoes by Elvis Presley is playing on the CD player. The phone rings and Dillon wakes up.]

Dillon: Huh?

[Dillon answers the phone.]

Dillon: Hello?

Billy: Dillon, this is Billy.

Dillon: What do you want?

Billy: I left my video camera at my house and on the way, could you go and pick it up?

Dillon: Sure.

Saturday October 20, 2007

[We see Dillon’s truck driving down Elm-Eugene Street approaching Interstate 85. A sign at the interchange says “Twin Chestnut Interchange”. Dillon gets out of the truck and walks down the on-ramp toward the Interstate.]

Dillon: Where’s Billy?

[Dillon notices Billy’s car with a trailer hitched to its back. A covered figure resembling a car is on the trailer.]

Dillon: What is that?

[A robotic hand removes the cover and the vehicle rolls off of the trailer. The vehicle is 1981 DeLorean DMC-12 with unusual lights and components. 17 year old Billy Coore gets out of his car.]

Billy: Dillon! You made it!

Dillon: Billy, what the heck is this thing?

Billy: First of all, welcome to my latest breakthrough, the one I’ve been waiting for that took me many many years to complete. But you’ll find out later, so please begin recording.

[Dillon turns on Billy’s video camera and starts recording.]

Billy: Good evening, I’m Billy Coore and I’m here at Exit 124 on the Interstate 85 Bypass in Greensboro, North Carolina. It’s Saturday morning, October 20, 2007, 1:18 AM and this is temporal experiment number 1. Get in Scout!

[Billy puts Scout in the driver’s seat of the DeLorean. Billy puts a stopwatch around Scout’s neck and another stopwatch around Billy’s neck. They both say 1:18 AM.]

Billy: Please note that Scout’s clock is at precise synchronization with my control watch.

[Both clocks change to 1:19 AM. Billy closes the gull-wing door and pulls out a remote control.]

Dillon: Do you have that thing hooked up to the…

[Billy presses a button on the remote control and the DeLorean turns on.]

Dillon: Car.

Billy: Watch this.

[Billy then presses the accelerate button and the DeLorean begins to drive down the Interstate.]

Billy: Don’t film me! Film the car!

[The DeLorean continues to drive down the Interstate. Billy then presses the brake button.]

Billy: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 mph, you’re going to see some serious stuff.

[Billy presses the neutral button and then the accelerate button. The DeLorean’s tires spin in one spot for several seconds.]

Billy: Go!

[Billy presses the neutral button again and the DeLorean turns around and drives off at a fast speed. Suddenly, the DeLorean disappears into flash of light.]

Billy (Excited): What did I tell you?! 88 mph!

[The DeLorean’s license plate spins around and falls to the ground. Billy looks at his watch.]

Billy: The temporal displacement occurred at exactly 1:20 AM and 0 seconds.

Dillon: Jiminy crickets! You disintegrated Scout!

Billy: Calm down Dillon, I didn’t disintegrate anything. The molecular structure of both Scout and the car are completely intact.

Dillon: Then where the heck are they?

Billy: The appropriate question is “when in the heck are they”. You see, Scout has just become the world’s first time traveler! I sent him into the future! One minute into the future to be exact! At precisely 1:21 AM and 0 second’s we’ll catch up with him and the time machine!

Dillon: Wait a minute! Are you telling me that you built a time machine? Out of a DeLorean?

Billy: I had to; we’re based off of Back to the Future. Besides, the stainless steel construction makes the flux dispersal…

[Billy’s stopwatch beeps.]

Billy: Look out!

[Billy and Dillon jump out of the way and the DeLorean reappears. Billy and Dillon stand in one position. The DeLorean is now covered in ice and vents off air from its rear ventilation devices.]

[Billy tries to open the door, but jumps in pain.]

Dillon: What? What? Is it hot?

Billy: No, it’s cold. Extremely cold!

[Billy opens the door with his foot.]

Billy: Scout!

[Billy holds Scout’s stopwatch beside his. Scout’s watch says “1:20 AM” and Billy’s says “1:21 AM”.]

Billy: Scout’s watch is exactly one minute behind mine and still ticking!

[Scout’s watch changes to 1:21 AM and Billy’s watch changes to 1:22 AM.]

Dillon: He’s alright.

Billy: He’s fine! He’s completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he’s concerned, the trip was instantaneous. That’s why his watch is exactly one minute behind mine. He skipped over that minute to instantly arrive in this moment in time. Come here! I’ll show you how it works.

[Billy sits down in the DeLorean.]

Billy: First, you turn the time circuits on.

[Billy hits a switch behind the gearshift and the computer monitor on the dashboard lights up.]

Billy: As you can see, there are 3 options. The first one is “Time Travel”, the second one is the satellite television, and the third one is the hands free cell phone. To get to any of these, just tap your finger on the selection.

[Billy presses the time travel button.]

Billy: There are three sections. The top one tells you where you’re going, the middle one tells you where you are, and the bottom one tells you where you were. You input your destination time on this keypad. Let’s say you want to witness the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

[Billy inputs July 4, 1776, 8:00 AM.]

Billy: Or witness the Wright Brothers fly the first airplane.

[Billy inputs December 17, 1903.]

Billy: Here’s a red-letter date in the history of Odology, November 5, 1994.

[Billy inputs November 5, 1994, 11:00 AM.]

Billy: Of course! November 5, 1994!

Dillon: What happened?

Billy: That was the day I invented time travel. I was standing on top of the counter hanging a clock when I slipped and hit my head on the counter. That’s when I had a vision. This is what makes time travel possible; the Flux Capacitor.

Dillon: The Flux Capacitor?

Billy: It’s taken me almost 13 years of much of my money to realize the vision of that day. Has it been that long?

[Billy steps out of the DeLorean.]

Billy: Things have certainly changed around here. We had Carolina Circle Mall near my house. I’d ride their carousel everyday. Greatest mall ever! I also remember when this Interstate was all farm land as far as the eye could see. Jerry Landon owned all of this. He was a very disturbing man who thought he could breed chestnut trees.

Dillon: Wow, this is absolutely amazing. Does it run on unleaded gasoline?

Billy: Yes and no. The regular engine runs on gas like any other car. But to travel through time you need something else. Snow!

Dillon: Are you telling me that this sucker is a freezer?

Billy: Keep rolling! No this sucker’s electrical. But I needed a frozen substance to generate 1.21 gigawatts of electricity I need.

Dillon: It just doesn’t snow all the time. Where did you get it?

Billy: I collected it off of Interstate 40 this winter.

Dillon: You’re such a roadgeek.

Billy: Time to use a human. Let’s reload!

[Billy walks over to the DeLorean.]

Billy: Interstate 40 is 2,554 miles.

Computer: Access granted.

[The trunk in the front opens.]

Billy: Special security feature.

[Billy pulls out a Zip-Lock bag of snow but leaves the briefcase outside.]

Billy: Okay.

[Billy opens the snow chamber, pours the snow into the chamber, and closes it.]

Dillon: Where are you going?

Billy: A place I’ve always dreamed about reliving; the 1990’s. Maybe I’ll even check Carolina Circle Mall out.

Dillon: The 1990’s? Wow!

Billy: Roll!

[Billy opens the DeLorean’s door.]

Billy: I, Billy Coore, am about to embark on an historic journey. I almost forgot! I need to put my briefcase back in the trunk. How am I supposed to get back without extra snow?

[Cut to Biff and Reddy on top of the Elm-Eugene Street overpass.]

Biff: You must have been wondering where I’ve been this whole time. I hope those thugs get here soon.

Reddy: Yeah, but it breaks my heart to see someone die.

Biff: Do you want some deranged road nerd around?

Reddy: No.

Biff: Then shut up Reddy!

[The thugs drive up in a red van.]

Biff: They’re here!

[Biff squeals.]

Biff: Goodie! Where’s my camera?

[Cut to Billy and Dillon watching the thug van approaching.]

Billy: Thugs!

Dillon: How do you know?

Billy: The van says “Greensboro Thug Society”! Run for it Dillon!

Dillon: Jiminy crickets!

Thug: Billy Coore you bag of garbage! You stole our snow! For that, you die!

Billy: Don’t shoot! I haven’t used those Burger King coupons yet!

Dillon: Billy didn’t steal your snow!

Thug: Bye, bye!

Dillon: Billy, wait!

[The thug shoots Billy unconscious.]

Dillon: No! Stupid thugs!

[The thug points his gun at Dillon.]

Thug: We prefer to be called “Morally Challenged Men”.

[The thug shoots at Dillon. Dillon hides behind Billy’s work car.]

Thug: Get him!

[Dillon runs away and walks in front of the thug van. The thug tries shooting, but the gun does not work. Dillon notices the DeLorean. As the thug tries fixing his gun, Dillon jumps in the DeLorean. The thug fixes his gun, but the van will not start.]

Thug: Go!

[The van starts. Dillon starts the DeLorean and peals away. Shots are fired at the DeLorean, but the chase continues.]

Dillon: Alright DeLorean, let’s see how fast you can go.

[Dillon accidentally turns on the time circuits.]

Dillon: Come on! Speed up!

[The thug pulls out a bazooka called “A Really Big Gun”.]

Dillon: Jiminy crickets! That thing lives up to its name! But I wonder if those jerks can do 90.

[Dillon shifts into a faster gear and the DeLorean and the thug van pass under a sign-bridge. Zoom into the destination time readout. It says “November 5, 1994, 11:00 AM”. The DeLorean hits 88 mph. and disappears into 1994.]

To be continued.

Well, what do you think so far?

This is a really funny story. Dillon is my favorite character. I wonder what made Biff move from California to South Caroline.

Alright, here's where it gets pretty interesting.

Saturday November 5, 1994

[The DeLorean reappears in a cornfield and a scarecrow hits the windshield.]

Dillon: Ah!

[The DeLorean swerves to the right and approaches a barn.]

Dillon: Ah!

[The DeLorean crashes into the barn. The lights in the farmhouse turn on. Cut to the DeLorean inside the barn. The emergency lights are blinking. Jerry Landon and his son Gary Landon walk in.]

Gary: What is that thing?

Jerry: It looks like an airplane without wings.

Gary: That’s not an airplane! Look!

[Gary shows Jerry the cover of his comic book called “Planet X”. The cover has a picture of a spaceship with a spaceman with tall hair beside it. Dillon then gets out of the DeLorean.]

Dillon: Could you help me?

Jerry and Gary: Ah!

[Jerry and Gary run away. Dillon trips over a cow.]

Dillon: Uh, sorry. I hope this doesn’t mean I’ll no longer receive my old fashion dairy products.

[Jerry and Gary run back in. Jerry now has a gun.]

Gary: Oh no! It’s already mutated into human form! Shoot it! Shoot it!

Jerry: Get out of my barn, alien!

Dillon: This is a mistake!

[Jerry shoots at Dillon but misses. Dillon gets back in the DeLorean and peels away. Jerry continues shooting. Dillon then runs over a small chestnut tree.]

Jerry: My chestnut!

[Jerry shoots at the DeLorean, but the bullet hits the mailbox. The DeLorean pulls out of the farm and drives up Elm-Eugene Street.]

Jerry: You space nut! You killed my chestnut!

Dillon: Get a hold of yourself Dillon. This is all a dream. A very intense dream.

[Cut to the DeLorean driving up Yanceyville Street. The DeLorean stops at the Greene Estates turnoff. Dillon gets out. The development is currently under construction. A sign with light green neon lights says “Greene Estates: Your perfect home is on its way. Groundbreaking: January 1995”.]

Dillon: Jiminy crickets!

[Dillon runs up to an oncoming van full of grunge band members.]

Dillon: Excuse me, where am I?

Jason: Dude, you’re on Yanceyville Street.

Dillon: Uh, you see, I have a map on my PDA and it broke.

Jason: Huh?

[Jason notices the DeLorean.]

Jason: Guys, that car is a UFO and PDA stands for “Planet Destruction”! I don’t care what that “A” stands for!

[The van speeds away.]

Dillon: By the way, it’s the ‘00s! Grunge is dead!

[Dillon gets back in the DeLorean.]

Dillon: I better drive around and figure out where I am.

[The DeLorean breaks down.]

Dillon: Huh?

[An error message appears on the monitor that says “Insufficient snow”. Please add more snow”. The losing horns from The Price is Right play.]

Dillon: This is nuts!

[We see Dillon pushing the DeLorean behind the Greene Estates coming soon sign. Cut to Dillon walking toward the Yanceyville Street/Cone Boulevard intersection. Cut to Dillon walking into Carolina Circle Mall. A sign outside of the Circle Six Theatres says “Coming Soon: The Santa Clause with Tim Allen”. Cut to Dillon walking toward Montgomery Ward. Can’t Help Falling in Love by UB40 is playing at Camelot Music. A man walks by with a t-shirt that says “Support President Clinton”.]

Dillon: Clinton?

[Dillon notices a boy walking out of Montgomery Ward wearing shoes with green lights that light up when he walks.]

Dillon: Interesting shoes.

[Dillon notices a sign outside of Camelot Music that says “Now Available: MTV Unplugged in New York by Nirvana”.]

Dillon: Uh, wasn’t Nirvana from the ‘90s?

[Dillon looks at a security camera monitor and sees the main entrance arch. A man throws a newspaper in the trashcan and Dillon grabs it. The date on it says “Saturday, November 5, 1994”.]

Dillon: This has got to be a dream.

[Dillon walks over to a man.]

Dillon: Excuse me, could you please pinch me?

[The man pinches Dillon.]

Dillon: Still here?

[Dillon walks away and an old woman walks up to the man.]

Old Woman: You! How dare you pinch that boy!

[The old woman hits the man with her purse. Cut to Dillon walking into Monk’s Cheesesteaks & Cheeseburgers. Come Undone by Duran Duran is playing on the jukebox.]

Lester: Hey you! Are you going to buy something?

Dillon: I just need to use your phone. My cellular plan doesn’t cover out of decade calls.

Lester: It’s in the back. When you’re done, hang it up gently and polish it.

Dillon: Uh, sure. By the way, what year is it?

Lester: 1994.

Dillon: 1994?

Lester: Yeah, it’s already November and I’m still writing 1993 on my checks.

[We see Dillon at a payphone looking at a phonebook. Dillon’s cell phone’s service signal beeps as Lester walks by. Dillon presses the mute button. Dillon then puts in 50 cents.]

Operator: Please insert 10 more cents.

[Dillon puts a dime in the slot.]

Operator: Please insert 10 more cents.

[Dillon puts another dime in the slot and it begins ringing.]

Dillon: Yes!

Operator: At the sound of the tone, the time will be exactly 12:17 PM Eastern Daylight Time.

Dillon: Darn!

[Dillon hangs the phone up hard and it breaks.]

Lester: Did you break my baby?

Dillon: No, it was uh…

[Dillon looks at a random name in the phonebook.]

Dillon: Fred Hollinger.

Lester: That Montgomery Ward clerk? I’ll kill him!

[We see Dillon walking back up to the bar.]

Dillon: Give me a Mountain Dew Code Red.

Lester: I can give you a Mountain Dew, but what the heck is a Code Red?

Dillon: Vault?

Lester: Whoa! We keep money in a vault so don’t make me have to call the police!

Dillon: Just give me a Pepsi.

Lester: Maybe you’re not as crazy as I thought.

[Lester gives Dillon a Pepsi and Lester’s coworker Don Linder walks in.]

Don: Lester! Don’t make me have to report you!

Lester: Don, I wasn’t doing anything!

Don: Well you’re always up to something. I’m surprised you haven’t been fired.

Dillon: Well, he will become a clerk at a computer store called Edward Computer Outlet.

Don: That guy might be right!

Lester: Oh yeah, computers are going to hit it big. You can’t even understand that MS-DOS and Windows 3.1.

[Biff and Reddy walk in.]

Biff: Hey Les.

Lester: Hey Biff.

Dillon: Biff?

Biff: How do you know my name?

Dillon: You fired me and Jana Franklin yesterday!

Biff: Okay, who are you and who the heck is Jana Franklin?

Dillon: Never mind.

[Biff grabs Dillon by his shirt.]

Biff: Listen here… What’s your name?

Dillon (Nervously): Pee-wee Herman?

[Biff tightens his fist.]

Dillon: I mean Dillon Jones!

Biff: Oh yeah?

[Biff drops Dillon and taps on his head very hard.]

Biff: Hello? Hello? Anybody home, huh? Think Jones, think! I have a problem with weirdoes like you. I do not want to see you here again, or you’ll regret it.

[Biff and Reddy leave. Don walks up to Dillon.]

Don: Hey, let me give you some advice. There are three people on earth you shouldn’t let boss you around. Biff Tannen, Reddy Garrison, and Lester Higgins.

Lester: Hey!

Don: Listen, you can be something someday. I’m already a doctor. I’m just working here to get a little extra money. Within the next 10 years or so, I may be somebody.

Dillon: That’s right, you’re going to buy Carolina Circle Mall, tear it down, and build a Wal-Mart!

Don: Yeah, I mean… Buy this place? Now, that’s a good idea. I could buy Carolina Circle Mall.

Lester: That’ll be the day.

Don: You just wait and see Lester! I can get rid of this place, rebuild it, and be the most powerful shopping center owner in Greensboro. I’m going to clean up this mall!

Lester: Great, you can start by sweeping the floor!

[Lester hands Don a broom. 13 year old Lauren Beach and 10 year old Kristi Beach walk up to Dillon.]

Lauren: Oh snap, we just saw the whole thing!

Kristi: Are you alright?

Dillon: Jana? Lucy? What are you doing here?

Lauren: Who are they?

Dillon: Never mind.

Lauren: Anyway, my name is Lauren Beach.

Kristi: And I’m Kristi Beach.

Lauren: Well, just let us know if you ever need us.

Dillon: Uh, sure. Alright, I better leave, how much do I owe you?

Lester: $2.23.

[Dillon hands Lester a $5.00 bill.]

Lester: Thanks and don’t come again!

Lester: “Series 2005”?

[Lester becomes very angry and his face turns red.]

Lester: Argh!

[Zoom out to the outside of Monk’s where an explosion is heard. Zoom back into Monk’s.]

Lester: Larry, how many times do I have to tell you to not mix Pop Rocks, Pepsi, and gunpowder together?

[We see Dillon walking up to Billy’s front door. Dillon knocks on the door and Dillon turns around. Billy opens the door, sticks his head out, and goes back in the house. Dillon knocks again, Billy opens the door, and Billy pulls Dillon into the house. Billy hooks Dillon up to a mind reading machine.]

Dillon: What?

Billy: I don’t want to know your name or anything about you. Please be quiet. I’m going to read your thoughts.

Dillon: But…

Billy: Hmm, you come here from a great distance?

Dillon: Yeah! Exactly!

Billy: Quiet! Let’s see, there’s a fire at a business.

Dillon: Uh…

Billy: Let’s try it again. Now, the King is wrapped in paper.

Dillon: Huh?

Billy: Okay, you want me to make a donation.

Dillon: Hey!

Billy: I’m going to try it one more time. You want me to subscribe to Lighted Structure Monthly.

Dillon: Billy!

[Dillon unhooks the cord from his head.]

Dillon: Listen to me! I’m from the future. I came here in a time machine that you invented. I need your help to get me back to the year 2007.

[Billy walks up to Dillon.]

Billy: Do you know what this means?

Dillon: No.

Billy: It means that this darn thing doesn’t work at all!

[Billy unhooks the cord from his head.]

Dillon: You’ve got to help me! You’re the only one who knows how your time machine works!

Billy: Time machine? I didn’t invent a time machine.

Dillon: I’ll prove it to you. Look at my driver’s license. It expires in 2009. And look at my birthday! I should be 3 years old!

Billy: Good fake ID work.

Dillon: This is a picture of you and your girlfriend at the 2005 Roadgeek Meeting.

[Dillon shows Billy the picture.]

Billy: That’s pretty cheap photography work.

Dillon: Come on!

Billy: Okay, who’s President of the United States in 2007?

Dillon: George Bush.

Billy: George Bush? Again? Who’s Vice President? Ronald Regan?

[We see Dillon chasing Billy through the backyard.]

Billy: I suppose Jimmy Carter is Secretary of State!

Dillon: Get back here!

Billy: I don’t know who you are, but I do know that you are a maniac! Good day!

Dillon: The bump on your head! I know how you got it! Okay, you were hanging a clock, fell, bumped your head on the counter, and that’s how you came up with the Flux Capacitor. That’s what makes time travel possible.

Billy: What?

Dillon: Come.

[We see Billy’s 1986 Nissan pickup truck pulling up to the Greene Estates coming soon sign. Billy and Dillon get out.]

Dillon: Something’s wrong with the starter, so I hid it here.

Billy: After I fell off the counter, I drew this.

[Billy pulls out a drawing of the Flux Capacitor.]

Dillon: The Flux Capacitor.

[Dillon opens the passenger door and presses the “Test Flux” icon. The flux capacitor starts glowing.]

Billy: It works! It works!

[Billy hits Dillon on the back real hard.]

Billy: It works!

Dillon: The Flux Capacitor might work, but you might want to take a look at my spine.

Billy: Let’s haul this back to my house. We’ve got to get you home!

[We see Billy going through 2007 Billy’s suitcase. Dillon is hooking the video camera up to the TV.]

Billy: What’s this thing?

[Billy pulls out a DVD.]

Dillon: That’s a DVD.

Billy: DVD?

Dillon: It’s a disc that plays movies.

Billy: Don’t you have video tapes?

[Billy pulls out a laptop.]

Billy: Is this a rectangular Frisbee?

Dillon: It’s a laptop computer.

Billy: Computer? I’ve heard of those things. Does it have Windows 3.1?

Dillon: Windows XP.

[Billy pulls out a bumper sticker that says “Roadgeek”.]

Billy: Roadgeek? What’s a Roadgeek? Is that an unusual body function?

Dillon: A Roadgeek is someone who likes roads. You’re one of those in the future.

Billy: Oh.

Dillon: I have the camera ready.

[Billy walks over to the TV and Dillon presses play.]

Billy (On TV): Good evening, I’m Billy Coore and I’m here at Exit 124 on the Interstate 85 Bypass in Greensboro, North Carolina. It’s Saturday morning, October 20, 2007, 1:18 AM and this is temporal experiment number 1. Get in Scout!

Billy: That’s me! Wow, my hair is a lot darker! What’s that little machine on my pants?

Dillon: That’s a cellular phone and pepper spray combo.

Billy: Of course! With the wild crazy grunge breakout that will probably build up in the next 13 years, you need to carry some at all times. Fast forward it.

[Dillon fast forwards the video.]

Billy (On Video): No this sucker’s electrical. But I needed a frozen substance to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity I need.

Billy: What did I just say?

[Dillon rewinds the video.]

Billy (On Video): No this sucker’s electrical. But I needed a frozen substance to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity I need.

Billy: 1.21 gigawatts? 1.21 gigawatts! Oh no!

[Billy runs into the other room and sits down.]

Billy: How could I have been so careless? 1.21 gigawatts? How can I generate that much power?

Dillon: Billy, all we need is a little snow.

Billy: I’m sure in 2007, you can get snow at Carolina Circle Mall, but in 1994, it’s a little hard to come by. Dillon, I’m sorry, but I’m afraid you’re stuck here.

Dillon: What?

Billy: It takes too much juice to jumpstart a time machine.

Dillon: Billy, I can’t be stuck here! I’ve got a life in 2007. It may be a sad life, but I call it home! Billy, you’re my only hope.

Billy: Dillon, I’m sorry, but the only other thing that can generate 1.21 gigawatts is a bolt of lightning.

Dillon: What?

Billy: A bolt of lightning. Unfortunately, you never know when or where it’s going to strike.

Dillon: We do now!

[Dillon hands Billy the flyer Edna gave him.]

Billy: This is it! This is the answer! It says here that lightning will strike Carolina Circle Mall’s main entrance arch at exactly 10:04 PM next Saturday night! If we can just somehow harness this lightning and channel it into the Flux Capacitor, it just might work. Next Saturday night, we’re sending you back to the future!

Dillon: Great! I can hang out at Carolina Circle Mall until next Saturday! Except that place called Monk’s, I paid with a dollar from my time.

Billy: That’s perfectly fine Dillon, but please be extremely careful. Anything you could do can have serious alterations to future events. Do you understand?

Dillon: Yeah.

Billy: Hey, it’s 3:30! Do you know what this means?

Dillon: Snack time?

[Dillon pulls a fork, spoon, and a knife out of his pocket.]

Dillon: I always keep these babies in my pocket just incase.

Billy: It’s not dinner time; it’s Family Double Dare time!

Dillon: Huh?

[Billy puts the TV on channel 24 and Family Double Dare comes on.]

Dillon: I’ve heard of that show. It was a big hit.

Billy: That Marc Summers is a hoot.

[The doorbell rings.]

Billy: Hey! My new Big Bird doll is here!

[Billy opens the door.]

Billy: Are you here to deliver my Big Bird?

Lester: You’re going to see a lot of Big Birds in a second if you don’t get out of my way!

Billy: Uh, sure.

[Lester pushes Billy to the ground.]

Billy: I was going to move!

Lester: That was the famous “Higgins Hello”.

Billy: I think I just said “hello” to pain.

Lester: You! See this dollar?

Dillon: Yeah.

Lester: This says “Series 2005”! With my love of money, you have made me very angry!

Dillon: Just what can you do?

Lester: There are three things I’m going to kill. You, your friend over there, and Terrorlina Circle Mall! I have a friend who’s going to help me. His name is Strong TheMan. But his real name is Biff Tannen. So if you go back to the mall, you’ll regret it.

[Lester walks out.]

Dillon: Jiminy crickets!

Billy: Oh no! Do you have a picture of yourself from after you moved to Greensboro?

[Dillon shows a picture of Dillon and Chris from 2001. Chris’s head is gone.]

Billy: Just as I thought! This proves my theory! Look at your brother! Because these guys Biff and Lester are unaware of time travel, they’re going to kill you and your brother sometime after you move here rendering you erased from existence! Also, they’re so devoted to putting you in jail that they’ll destroy Carolina Circle Mall.

Dillon: Yeah. In real life, I don’t think the warden throws parties in the county jail. What are we going to do?

Billy: Just keep cool. We can still go to the mall, but avoid Lester and/or Biff.

To be continued.

It is a very interesting stoy! So Biff Tannen exists in this universe? What about the McFlys?

I'm still a little confused about the "we’re based off of Back to the Future" part. I mean, I know that your basing your story off the series - but then, in 1994, Billy should know what the flux capacitor is. Also, if Billy is seventeen in 2007 - wouldn't that make him four years old in 1994?

Thanks for the great reception so far on the story. I'm glad you all are liking it so far. :)

Monday November 7, 1994

[We see Billy and Dillon walking up to Carolina Circle Mall.]

Billy: Remember, because you paid Lester with future money, which made him and Biff mad. Apparently, they will kill you and your brother sometime in the future. Your brother will be erased first and if we don’t act immediately, you’ll soon follow.

[Cut to Billy and Dillon walking up to the entrance of Monk’s.]

Billy: Do you see Biff or Lester?

Dillon: Nope.

Billy: You go inside and I’ll keep a look out from out here.

[Cut to Dillon walking into Monk’s. The Sign by Ace of Base is playing on the jukebox. Lauren and Kristi are dancing. Dillon walks up to the counter to Don Linder.]

Don: Hey, you’re the guy who thinks Lester’s going to get a computer store job!

Dillon: Well where is he?

Don: He’s taking the payphone to Wesley Long Hospital and won’t be back until 2:00.

Dillon: What time is it?

Henry: 1:00.

Dillon: Good. I’ll have a milkshake. Strawberry.

[A milkshake slides down the counter to Dillon and he starts drinking it. A toilet is heard flushing and Biff walks out of the bathroom.]

Biff: Hey Jones! I thought I told you to never come in here! So make like a tree and get out of here!

Dillon: No crazy person tells me what to do.

Biff: So, you think you’re pretty wise huh?

[Lester and Reddy in.]

Lester: Bad news folks! The doctor said it doesn’t look like my baby will make it through. Hey!

[Lester walks up to Dillon.]

Lester: Well you have a lot of nerve.

Reddy: We all know about your fake money.

Biff: And you owe us big for that crime and we’re going to take it out on you!

Dillon: Whoa! What the heck is that?!

[Dillon points to the back wall and Biff, Lester, and Reddy turn their heads. Dillon pushes them down and runs out.]

Biff: Get him!

[Cut to Dillon running out of the mall.]

Dillon: Kid! Stop!

Jeremy: Hey!

Dillon: I need to borrow your skateboard.

[Dillon grabs the skateboard and skates toward the mall. Biff, Lester, and Reddy pull up behind him on a motorcycle.]

Dillon: Jiminy crickets!

[They speed into the mall.]

Biff: Speed up you infernal contraption!

[Biff puts the motorcycle into full power.]

Dillon: Jiminy crickets!

[Dillon grabs onto the carousel and goes around 5 times. Dillon leaves the carousel, Dillon jumps off the skateboard, the skateboard goes under the gate, and Dillon lands back on going at a high speed.]

Biff: We’ll chase him into No Man’s Land.

[Biff chases Dillon into the women’s restroom.]

Women: Ah!

Dillon: Sorry. I thought this was the men’s restroom.

[Dillon skates out of the restroom and Biff chases him into Montgomery Ward.]

Biff: I may be causing harmful gas to be going through the mall, but it’s worth it.

[They ride out of the mall and Dillon spots a police car.]

Biff: I’m going to ram him!

Dillon (Thinking): Great! The police! I need to get those guys to run into the car. Alright Dillon, maybe two days of living in the ‘90s has rubbed off on you. Think ‘90s.

Dillon: Hey guys! Macaulay Culkin is in that car!

Biff: Really?

[Biff turns toward the police car and Dillon jumps off of his skateboard.]

Biff: Cops!

[Biff collides with the police car. The staff and customers of Monk’s run to the crash site. Don walks up to Biff and Lester and starts laughing.]

Biff: I’m going to get that jerk.

Dillon: Time to get that tape.

[Billy walks up.]

Billy: I see you had an adventure.

Dillon: Yes.

[We see Billy and Dillon walking out of Camelot Music with an audio cassette.]

Billy: This should work.

[Lester walks up. He now has bandages all over himself.]

Lester: You!

Dillon: Who!

Lester: This tape should cover the Pepsi.

Dillon: No.

Lester: No?

[Lester pulls out a bomb.]

Lester: I said I would destroy this mall if I had to. I guess I will.

Billy: Ah!

Dillon: Billy catch!

Billy: Distract him!

Dillon (Thinking): Alright Dillon, if you did it with Biff, you can do it with Lester. Think of something else very ‘90s.

Dillon: Lester, Jonathan Taylor Thomas is walking out of Montgomery Ward!

Lester: Really?

[Dillon throws the tape to Billy and Billy catches it. Lester turns his head toward Montgomery Ward and Dillon kicks Lester in the groin.]

Lester (High Pitch): Ahhhhhhhhhhhohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Dillon: Yes!

[Dillon grabs the bomb and disposes it.]

Billy: Dillon, hurry!

[Billy and Dillon run out of the mall.]

Billy: The mall is safe for now. But how about you?

[Dillon looks at the picture. Half of Chris’s body is gone.]

Dillon: Worse!

[We see Billy and Dillon eating pizza from Pizza Hut and watching “What Would You Do?”.]

Billy: So what do you think of 1994?

Dillon: I kind of miss the Internet, but this year is fun!

Billy: Didn’t you say you like Elvis?

Dillon: Yeah. I’m an Elvisgeek.

Billy: Is that another one of those unusual body functions?

Dillon: No, I’m just like a Roadgeek except I like Elvis instead.

[A Telephone Tammy commercial comes on the TV.]

Dillon: Why do those girls look so different? We certainly don’t have anything like that in 2007.

Billy: Just call this “Time Shock”. It’s natural for people who go to another period in time their not used to.

Dillon: True.

[A Motocykes commercial comes on.]

Dillon: Alright, are those bikes or motorcycles?

Billy: Those are bikes that look like motorcycles. There’s one at Montgomery Ward I want so much.

Dillon: In 2007, you can probably get one of those off of eBay for about $10.00.

Billy: I’ve heard of the San Francisco Bay, but the eBay?

[Megan walks in.]

Megan: Hey Billy.

Billy: Hey Megan.

Dillon: Megan Thompson?

Billy: This is my friend Dillon.

Megan: Well hey Dillon.

[Dillon and Megan shake hands.]

Billy: What’s that thing you’ve got?

Megan: It’s one of those portable computers. My family’s had it for about two years, but I haven’t had the chance to show you. It’s amazing that they can make a computer so small that it can fit in your lap. It even has that thing called Windows.

Billy: Whoa! This thing is neat!

Dillon: Does it have a CD burner and a DVD-ROM?

Megan: Who would want to burn a CD and what’s a DVD?

Billy: He has an overactive imagination.

Megan: Do you want to borrow it? I need it back before Sunday.

Billy: I don’t know. I don’t think I’m ready to use a computer yet.

Megan: Billy, this is the ‘90s. People all over the world are starting to use them.

Billy: I guess I can take a look at it. This should be an interesting experience.

Dillon: That’s a nice laptop, but Billy’s future self has one with an Intel Centrino processor, 80 GB hard drive, and 1 GB of RAM!

Billy: Like I said; overactive imagination.

Megan: Let me show you how it works.

[Megan boots the computer up and MS-DOS loads.]

Megan: You type in “win”.

[Megan types in “win”.]

Megan: And here’s Microsoft Windows 3.1!

Dillon: Why isn’t it in color? Billy’s future laptop is in color.

Billy: Enough with your overactive imagination!

Dillon: Enough with your overactive imagination statement!

[Megan notices Dillon’s shirt.]

Megan: Nice shirt. Do you like Elvis?

Dillon: Do I like Elvis? I like Elvis as much as Billy would love to go back to the ‘90s.

Megan: Uh, he’s already in the ‘90s.

Dillon: Oh yeah, I forgot. Anyway, yes I’m a huge Elvis fanatic.

Megan: Wow, I’m into Elvis too. I think that if you can work on your overactive imagination, we can be friends.

Dillon: Uh sure kid.

Megan: Anyway, I’ve got to run. Oh yeah, I’m having a late night dinner tomorrow night. Do you want to come?

Billy: Sure.

Megan: Alright, I’ll see you tomorrow.

[Megan walks out the door.]

Billy: Didn’t you say she slapped you in the future?

Dillon: Yeah.

Billy: It doesn’t seem like she wants to slap you now. Dillon, are you sure you want to go back to 2007?

Dillon: I do, but I’ve got a plan to get her to like me in the future.

[Dillon walks away.]

Billy: I don’t like the sound of that! Couldn’t we ride down to Carolina Circle Mall and talk this over on the carousel?

Tuesday November 8, 1994

[We see Billy and Dillon walking toward Billy’s truck.]

Billy: Hurry up Dillon! Megan’s expecting us for dinner in 15 minutes!

Dillon: Sorry, but my Elvis plate is heavy!

Billy: What the heck do you have in there?

Dillon: 30 fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

Billy: Figures.

[We see Billy, Dillon, and Billy’s friend Paul in Billy’s truck driving down US-29 South.]

Dillon: This road’s too rough. But it’s much smoother in 2007.

Billy: Dillon, quit living in the future.

Dillon: I can’t help it. I’m suffering from severe 2000’s withdrawal.

Paul: What the heck are you guy’s talking about?

Billy: I think it’s time for a little Puff (The Magic Dragon).

Paul: Alright!

Billy: I’m a Peter, Paul, & Mary addict.

[Billy sticks the Peter, Paul, & Mary cassette tape in the tape player and Puff (The Magic Dragon) plays. Billy and Paul start singing.]

Billy: Dillon, join us.

Dillon: No thanks.

Paul: This is quality G rated music.

Dillon: Oh alright.

[Dillon joins in. The truck then approaches Paul’s friend Terry Lee.]

Paul: Pull over!

Dillon: No, actually I’m wearing a t-shirt.

Paul: No, it’s Terry. Get in!

[Terry gets in the back of the truck.]

Billy: Terry, what’s wrong?

Terry: They were having a discount on candy at Woolworth and I think I had one too many Starbursts.

[The truck drives past K-Mart, Carolina Circle Mall, Toys R’ Us, and Service Merchandise. Text flashes on the bottom of the screen that says “Major ‘90s Montage”. Cut to the truck pulling up to Megan’s house on Summit Avenue.]

Dillon: So this is Megan’s house? In 2007, it’s a street-side pet store.

[We see Billy, Dillon, Paul, and Terry walking into Megan’s house.]

Megan: Hey guys. Billy, you didn’t tell me you were bringing Terry.

Billy: He was on the side of the highway. We couldn’t just leave him there.

[We see Dillon, Megan, Paul, and Terry at the dinner table.]

Megan: Billy! Hurry up!

Billy: Here we go! Time for Home Improvement!

[Billy rolls a TV into the dining room.]

Billy: Now we can watch Tim Allen while we eat.

Megan: We have a TV on the counter over there.

Billy: Darn.

Dillon: Hey, I’ve seen this one before! This is the one where Tim accidentally videotapes him and his friends at the hardware store making fun of Jill’s speech!

Paul: What do you mean? It’s brand new.

Billy: Would you believe it? The boy’s psychic!

Megan: He also has an overactive imagination. Dillon, tell me about Elvis.

Dillon: Elvis? He was born on January 8, 1935.

Megan: Really? I’m into Elvis too.

Terry: Actually, I’m into Boyz II Men.

Paul: Dillon, why haven’t I seen you around before?

Dillon: I’m, uh, a traveling Elvis impersonator? I just moved into town Saturday.

Terry: When’s your next concert?

Dillon: Uh, Sunday.

Megan: Billy, how’s that portable computer?

Billy: It’s amazing. I just can’t believe that they can make a computer small enough to take anywhere.

Dillon: Are you kidding? That thing’s huge and it’s heavier than Michael Nick after the Greensboro Cheese Festival.

Megan: Dillon, do you have a computer?

Dillon: Oh yes of course. I’ve got two of them.

Paul: Wow! You must be rich!

Megan: Come on Paul, no one has two computers. You know Dillon, other than your disturbing overactive imagination; I think you’re pretty hot.

[Megan squeezes Dillon’s leg.]

Dillon: I’ve got to run! Thanks for dinner; I’ll see you in Oz!

Megan: Hold on! Is it alright if I talk with you about something?

Dillon (Nervously): Uh, sure.

[We see Dillon and Megan outside of the house talking.]

Megan: Listen, I find your interest in Elvis fascinating. Is it alright if we have some dinner together Saturday night at Carolina Circle Mall and maybe go to the Carolina Circle Mall Rhythm Ceremony ‘94?

Dillon: Well I’m uh…

[Megan starts to cry.]

Dillon: Free that night.

Megan: Oh sure. I’ll see you then.

[We see Billy and Dillon in Billy’s truck on US-29 North.]

Dillon: I don’t believe it. I’ve got a date with a 3 year old.

Billy: Dillon, you can’t go to the Carolina Circle Mall dance with Megan!

Dillon: But I can’t hurt her feelings. She’s only 3 years old. Besides, her future self slapped me. If I can get her to like me in 1994, she’ll like me in 2007.

Billy: First of all, we can’t damage the timeline anymore than it is now. Second, we’ve got to concentrate on getting Biff and Lester off our backs and getting you home!

Dillon: Don’t worry, I’ll think of a way out of it.

Billy: You better.

[Dillon looks at the picture. Chris’s body is gone from the waist up.]

Dillon: I better.

To be continued.

By the way, if you were wondering what Carolina Circle Mall's carousel and food court looked like, take a look at this early '90s picture.

Carousel

And this is what the "main entrance arch" looked like.

Main Entrance Arch

Wow, Megan is smart for a 3 year old.

Wednesday November 9, 1994

[We see Billy and Dillon walking into Carolina Circle Mall.]

Billy: What do you want to do?

Dillon: Do you want to eat lunch there?

[Dillon points to Piccadilly Cafeteria.]

Billy: Good choice! You’ll love it!

[We see Billy and Dillon in Piccadilly Cafeteria.]

Billy: I have this uneasy feeling that Biff and Lester are still after us.

[Dillon grabs some gelatin.]

Dillon: Why’s that?

Billy: We kind of made Lester mad Monday and he’s probably told Biff.

[Dillon grabs some fried chicken.]

Dillon: I kicked Lester in his groin so hard he’s probably afraid of me now.

Billy: Yeah, but we better keep our eyes open.

[Dillon grabs some roast beef and so does Billy.]

Dillon: So, any advice on being in the ‘90s?

Billy: If you criticize Ace of Base, you’ll regret it.

[Dillon grabs 10 packs of saltines.]

Dillon: If you criticize Three Doors Down in the ‘00s, you’ll regret it as well.

[Billy and Dillon grab some country style steak.]

Dillon: Will this line move?

[Dillon grabs 5 bowls of green beans.]

Billy: You going to eat all of that?

Dillon: If you don’t have breakfast, you make up for it at lunch.

[Dillon grabs 12 bowls of broccoli and cheese.]

Billy: Okay.

Dillon: Yep, the ‘90s are rocking.

[Dillon grabs 15 bowls of fried okra and Billy grabs one bowl.]

Dillon: Want some pie?

Billy: Sure.

[Dillon grabs 3 pieces of cherry pie and Billy grabs one piece.]

Billy: Okay, that should be enough.

[We see Billy and Dillon at a table eating.]

Billy: If our plan works on Lester tonight, we’ll still need to get Biff.

Dillon: How?

Billy: Every Saturday night, Biff goes to see a movie at the theater at the Circle Six Theatres. What we’re going to do is tie a brick to the ceiling and when Biff walks out, the alarm clock will go off which will set off the wire cutters, and Biff will be dazed and confused for days.

[We see Biff and Lester sitting at another table.]

Lester: Look at them. They’re going to pay Piccadilly with fake money! Their high criminal ways will be their downfall!

Biff: They made me experience fine paying.

Lester: They made me experience having a soprano voice.

Biff: When they leave, we’ll make them pay fines and experience soprano.

Billy: So, did you like it?

Dillon: Yeah.

Billy: Let’s go.

Lester: You!

Dillon: Jiminy crickets!

Lester: Argh!

[Biff and Lester throw a table at Billy and Dillon but miss.]

Billy: Ah!

[We see a man eating his lunch.]

Man (Loudly): Where’s the service in this joint?

[The table hits the man.]

Man: Okay, I won’t get mad at this place again.

Dillon: Let’s get out of here!

[Baby Come Back by UB40 plays during the chase. Biff and Lester chase Billy and Dillon out of Piccadilly Cafeteria.]

Billy: We’ll lose them at the carousel!

[Billy and Dillon run up to the food court and get on the carousel.]

Billy: Put this thing on full power!

[Biff and Lester get on.]

Biff: We’ll catch them on this rotating horse simulator!

[We see Billy and Dillon on one horse and Biff and Lester on the one behind them.]

Biff: Follow that horse! Go horse go! Get them! Mush! Wake up! Where’s the gas station?

Lester: We aren’t going to catch them like this!

Biff: Right.

[Biff and Lester get off the horse.]

Dillon: Jiminy crickets!

Billy: Ah!

[Biff and Lester chase Billy and Dillon around the carousel in the wrong direction.]

Dillon: Uh, guys, we’re not going anywhere.

Biff: Oops!

[They turn around and the chase resumes.]

Billy: I’ll trip them and you get off and wait for me!

Dillon: Okay!

[Dillon runs off and Billy trips Biff and Lester.]

Biff and Lester: Ah!

[Biff and Lester fall and faint.]

Billy: Yes!

[Billy gets off of the carousel and walks over to Dillon.]

Billy: Come, let’s get ready for tonight.

[Megan walks up.]

Megan: Hey Billy!

Billy: Hey Megan!

Megan: This clerk at Montgomery Ward is running around the mall like it’s the end of the world.

[The clerk Fred Hollinger runs past with bruises and cuts.]

Fred: You’ll be hearing from my lawyer soon!

Lester: I’m destroying this mall for two reasons. One, Fred broke my baby, and two; you paid me with bad money!

Megan: I thought those guys fainted.

Biff: That’s a stunt Biff, and that’s a stunt Lester.

Stunt Lester: You owe us $10.00.

Stunt Biff: Hey kids, this mall has survived for about 18 years.

Dillon: That’s nice Biff Two. That’s very helpful advice for going out in the big world.

Stunt Biff: Carolina Circle Mall; Born: August 4, 1976, Died: November 9, 1994.

Megan: Look!

[Lester and Biff are rolling bowling balls down the food court. Most balls knock people over.]

Person: My leg!

[Lester notices a payphone at Chick-Fil-A.]

Lester: It’s my baby’s twin brother. I’ll adopt him and call him Southern Belly.

Dillon: Lester, you need professional help.

[Billy nudges Dillon.]

Billy (Whispering): Call it off with Megan.

Dillon: Right. Megan, uh, let’s sit down over there.

[Dillon and Megan sit down at a table.]

Dillon: About Saturday night…

Megan: Oh yeah! Listen, if you have any Elvis toys or children’s books, bring them. I want to check them out.

Dillon: First of all, why are you only 3 years old and you can talk in complete sentences?

Megan: If I told you, it would destroy the integrity of this story.

Dillon: Oh yeah. Anyway, I think…

Megan: You don’t know how much I’m looking forward to Saturday night. It’s been my dream my entire short life to learn more about Elvis.

Dillon: In that case, I’ll see you then.

[Dillon walks over to Billy.]

Billy (Frustrated): Dillon, why?

Dillon: Same story. She’s too young and nice to turn down.

Billy: Well, let’s just hope for the best.

[We see Dillon walking into Billy’s house. Billy is watching the video of 2007 Billy.]

Billy (On Video): The van says “Greensboro Thug Society”. Run for it Dillon!

[Billy rewinds the video.]

Billy (On Video): The van says “Greensboro Thug Society”. Run for it Dillon!

Dillon: I brought us some dinner from McDonald’s. I wonder if 1994 McDonald’s tastes better than 2007 McDonald’s.

Billy: Oh hey Dillon. I didn’t here you come in. I was watching this video.

Dillon: There’s something I need to tell you about that night we made that tape.

Billy: Don’t Dillon. It’s too dangerous for me to know about the future. I know enough already. Come over here.

[Billy and Dillon walk over to a model of the Carolina Circle Mall area.]

Billy: Now, let me show you my plan for sending you home. Please excuse the crudity of this model, I didn’t have time to build it to scale or paint it.

Dillon: It actually looks good.

Billy (As Elvis): Thank you. Thank you very much.

Dillon: Needs work.

Billy: Okay now, we run some industrial strength electrical cable from the top of Carolina Circle Mall’s main entrance arch down suspending it over the parking lot between these two lights.

[Billy walks over to the DeLorean.]

Billy: Meanwhile, we outfit the time vehicle with this big pole and hook which runs directly into the Flux Capacitor.

[Billy walks back over to the model and picks up a model car.]

Billy: At the calculated moment, you start off down the street outside of the Sands Motel.

[Billy sets the car down outside of the model Sands Motel.]

Billy: You drive directly toward the cable accelerating to 88 mph. According to the flyer at precisely 10:04 PM this Saturday night, lightning will strike the mall’s main entrance arch electrifying the cable just as the connecting hook makes contact, thereby sending 1.21 gigawatts into the flux capacitor, and sending you back to 2007. Alright, now watch this. You wind up the car and release it and I’ll simulate the lightning.

[Billy hands the toy car to Dillon. Billy then plugs the generator up as Dillon winds the toy car up.]

Billy: Ready?

[Billy attaches one end of the jumper cables to the model light post and holds the other end over the model arch.]

Billy: Set.

[Dillon sets the toy car down beside the model Sands Motel.]

Billy: Release!

[Dillon lets go of the car. The car speeds toward the model arch. The car’s hook approaches the wire and Billy attaches the jumper cable to the model arch. The car’s hook hits the wire and is caught on fire. The car knocks over the model of Dillard’s and speeds off the table. The car runs into a chair and the chair catches on fire.]

Billy: Ah!

[Billy grabs a fire extinguisher and puts out the fire.]

Dillon (Sarcastically): You install me with a lot of confidence Billy.

Billy: Don’t worry; that was just a power overload. The real thing will be just fine.

[It’s 2:45 AM when we see Dillon in a spaceman costume in Lester’s bedroom. Dillon puts the heavy metal CD into his stereo. The music plays loudly and Lester wakes up.]

Lester: I’m sorry I canceled America’s Funniest Home Videos, Bob Saget!

Dillon (With Spaceman Voice): Silence earthling!

Lester: Who are you?

Dillon (With Spaceman Voice): I am Bobzillian Duncan from the planet Leptar! But my friends call me Bob. Now onto business. Lester Higgins, you have created a rift in the space-time continuum!

Lester (Scared): I’m sorry!

Dillon (With Spaceman Voice): This Saturday a person named Dillon Jones gave you a $5 bill from the year 2005 AD at an eating establishment at a place called Alpha Delta Sector 993,265.45. Or as you earthlings call, Carolina Circle Mall. He meant no harm. It’s just money. It’s not like your life depends on that green paper.

Lester: I understand. My son died because he bet his life for $50,000.

Dillon (With Spaceman Voice): Return to your slumber.

Lester: And I’m sorry for beating Fred Hollinger and I understand that my baby is in a better place.

Lester (Thinking): Yeah, but Fred’s still dead.

[Dillon walks out the door.]

Billy: How did it go?

[Dillon looks at the picture. Chris’s legs are the only thing remaining.]

Dillon: I think we got Lester, but we still need to get Biff.

To be continued.

Great story! :)

With regards to McDonald's, I don't think I could really go back to eating the old Chicken McNuggets. I like the new ones better, the one with all-white meat in it.

Friday November 11, 1994

[We see Billy and Dillon in Billy’s truck on Sixteenth Street.]

Billy: I hope you enjoyed that quick trip to the Harris-Teeter.

Dillon: Wasn’t much. That exact same Harris-Teeter is in 2007.

Billy: Oh. Now to get Operation Tannen underway.

[We see Billy and Dillon at the main entrance of the Carolina Circle Six Theatres.]

Dillon: Are you sure this is legal?

Billy: In some states.

Dillon: Good.

Billy: Now, I’ve figured out a way to take advantage of the Carolina Circle Mall Rhythm Ceremony. Biff always sees a movie every Saturday night at the Circle Six Theatres. If my calculations are correct, Biff will be walking out of the theater at precisely 9:18 PM. As Biff walks out of the theater, you cut this wire which will release a brick and the brick will knock the wind out of Biff.

Dillon: That sounds like fun! Let’s get started.

Billy: Please Dillon, be careful with the brick. It’s a delicate import from Ireland.

[They start working. Cut to Megan walking out of Piccadilly Cafeteria. She stops and winks at Dillon.]

Billy: Oh great, Megan just winked at you.

Dillon: Billy, don’t worry.

[Megan blows Dillon a kiss.]

Billy: Alright, she just blew you a kiss.

Dillon: Please remember she’s only 3.

[Megan throws a paper airplane at Dillon. Dillon opens it.]

Dillon: “Dear Dillon, don’t forget about tomorrow night. Love, Megan”.

[Billy sighs.]

Saturday November 12, 1994

[It’s 5:25 PM when we see Billy and Dillon watching TV.]

Billy: I sure do hope that newspaper is right about the storm. If not, prepare to grow a taste to UB40.

[Dillon starts singing Love me Tender by Elvis Presley.]

Billy: What are you singing?

Dillon: Love Me Tender. It’s an Elvis song and movie.

Billy: Hey it’s 5:30!

Dillon: Snack time again?

[Dillon pulls a fork, spoon, and a knife out of his pocket.]

Billy: Don’t those things hurt you when you sit down?

Dillon: Sometimes.

Billy: It’s GUTS time!

Dillon: Billy, I’m not eating that for a snack.

Billy: Nickelodeon GUTS!

[Billy puts the TV on channel 24.]

Billy: I might like Family Double Dare, but this show is the best show since the Andy Griffith Show!

[It’s 6:30 PM when we see Billy and Dillon in Billy’s truck on Sands Drive heading toward Carolina Circle Mall.]

Billy: Now please remember something Dillon. You and Megan can hang out for a little while, but after that, tell her that you’re leaving town.

Dillon: Sure. That’s forceful yet subtle.

Billy: Well, you’ll be heading back to the future in about 2 hours, so enjoy the ‘90s as much as you can.

Dillon: When I first got here, I was completely scared. But after a week of this, I like the ‘90s.

Billy: Here’s a camera. Take some pictures of the Carolina Circle Area. I don’t know if the mall will still be there in 2007, so I suggest you take some for memories.

Dillon: Good idea.

[‘90s grunge music plays in the background while scenes of the Carolina Circle Mall Area are shown. Text flashes on the bottom of the screen that says “Another Major ‘90s Montage”. Cut to Billy and Dillon at the main entrance of Carolina Circle Mall. The end of You Mean the World to Me by Toni Braxton is playing on Billy’s radio.]

DJ: Tonight’s forecast calls for mostly cloudy skies with a slight chance for thunderstorms. The lows will be in the mid 40’s.

Billy: Are you sure about this storm?

Dillon: Since when can weathermen predict the weather; let alone the future?

Billy: Well I guess this is about it. Once we get Operation Tannen completed, we can get you home. I’m going to hate to see you go. You gave me a purpose in life. Just knowing that I’m going to be around to see 2007, that I’m going to succeed in this, and I’m going to have a chance to travel through time. It’s going be really hard waiting 13 years before I can talk to you about what’s happened in the last few days. I’m really going to miss you Dillon.

Dillon: I’m really going to miss you too. Billy, about the future…

Billy: I’m sorry, but we’ve already agreed that having information about the future can be extremely dangerous! Even if your intentions are good, they can backfire drastically. Whatever you’ve got to tell me, I’ll find out through the natural course of time. Now go inside and find Megan and get Biff.

[We see Dillon at the Carolina Circle Mall food court writing a letter.]

Dillon: “Dear Billy, on the night I go back in time, you will be shot by thugs. Please take whatever precautions necessary to prevent this terrible disaster. Your friend, Dillon”.

[Dillon seals the letter and writes on the envelope “Do Not Open Until 2007”.]

Dillon (Loudly): This better work!

[Fred Hollinger walks up.]

Fred: Tic-Tak?

[We see Billy on a ladder working on the cable. A police officer walks up.]

Officer: Good evening Billy, what’s with the wire?

Billy: Oh just a Carolina Circle Mall shopper traffic counter.

[The officer tries to look at the DeLorean.]

Officer: What have you got under there?

Billy: Don’t touch that! That’s some new specialized customer sensing equipment!

Officer: Well, have you got a permit for that?

Billy: Of course I do.

[As Billy climbs down the ladder and shows the officer his permit, Dillon slides the letter into Billy’s jacket.]

To be continued.

I do wonder why Megan liked Elvis as a little girl, but not when she was older.

Is Dillon the reason why Megan no longer likes Elvis?

Well, to answer some of these questions, I think one of the reasons Megan likes Dillon more in 1994 than in 2007 is because in 1994, she's never met Dillon before and knows much less about him.

Cut to Dillon walking toward the Carolina Circle Mall center court outside Dillard’s. The grunge band “Jason & the Stone-Heads” is playing rock music on a temporary stage.]

Jason: We’re going to take a break so enjoy Rod Stewart!

[Jason turns the stereo on and The Motown Song by Rod Stewart plays. Megan is seen outside of the carousel.]

Dillon: Hey Megan!

Megan: Dillon, you made it!

[Dillon and Megan shake hands.]

Megan: The dance hasn’t started yet so why don’t we take a ride on the carousel?

Dillon: Sure. I’ve wanted to ride on it without Biff or Lester.

[We see Dillon and Megan on the carousel.]

Dillon: And that’s why Elvis liked peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

Megan: But what about that device?

Dillon: That’s a long story.

[The carousel stops.]

Dillon: Have you had dinner yet?

Megan: No.

Dillon: I’ve got a few dollars so why don’t we get a quick bite over at the Carolina Deli.

[We see Dillon carrying a tray of food from Carolina Deli. He sits it down at a table with Megan.]

Dillon: Let’s make this quick. I’ve got to be at the Circle Six Theatres at 9:18.

Megan: Why?

Dillon: There’s a brick there that will knock the wind out of Biff at that exact time.

Megan: Forget TV, I’ve got to see that!

[We see Biff and Reddy walking into Monk’s.]

Biff: Alright Lester, what is it you need to tell us?

Lester: Two nights ago, this alien visited me giving me some nut tale about how money loving can be bad.

Reddy: You saw an alien?

Biff: Dillon was right, you do need professional help.

Lester: I’m not finished. I got a good look at his t-shirt and it said “Elvis Rocks”.

Biff: That means it was Jones!

Lester: Exactly. Also, I overheard him and Billy yesterday outside of the Circle Six. They set up a brick that will fall on you when you leave the theater later.

Biff: Let’s kill him! He already owes me for my motorcycle.

Lester: Reddy, you joining us?

Reddy: Why not? I’ve got nothing else to do tonight.

[We see Dillon and Megan at Montgomery Ward looking at televisions. Lester and Reddy are hiding behind a lawn mower spying on Dillon and Megan with binoculars.]

Lester: Why is Dillon hanging out with a 3 year old girl?

Reddy: You’re right, he is weird.

[Lester pulls out a walky-talky.]

Lester (On Walky-Talky): I’ve got a quick update for you.

[Cut to Biff in the movie theater watching The Santa Clause.]

Biff: That Tim Allen is brilliant.

Lester (On Walky-Talky): Biff!

[Biff picks up his walky-talky.]

Biff (On Walky-Talky): Yes Lester?

Lester (On Walky-Talky): Dillon and Megan are in Montgomery Ward looking at TV’s. I think they’re on a date or something. You might want to meet us at the dance in a little while.

Biff (On Walky-Talky): Sure Lester.

Lester (On Walky-Talky): What?

Biff (On Walky-Talky) (Louder): I said “sure Lester”!

Everyone: Quiet!

Biff: Good grief, this is a free country! Wake up and smell the weeds!

[We see Dillon and Megan at the Carolina Circle Mall Rhythm Ceremony dancing.]

Jason: We’re going to take a little break so until then, enjoy some Boyz II Men!

Person: Why do you take so many breaks?!

Jason: Have respect for us! Grunge is very hard!

[Jason starts crying and turns the stereo system on and I’ll Make Love to You by Boyz II Men begins playing.]

Megan: Oh I love Boyz II Men!

Dillon: Who are they?

[Everyone gasps.]

Dillon (To Himself): Stupid time shock.

Megan (Loudly): It’s okay everyone, he just has an overactive imagination!

Dillon: Gee, uh, thanks Megan.

[Cut to Biff walking out of the Circle Six Theatres where Lester and Reddy are waiting.]

Lester: Biff, you’re late.

Biff: I can’t help it. I have a tendency to stay during the credits. Believe it or not, there are no such things as time machines!

Lester: Anyway, Dillon and Megan are dancing over at the center court outside of Dillard’s.

Biff: You guys ready?

[Biff, Lester, and Reddy put their hands together.]

Biff: Evil League, unite!

Lester: What’s going on? Isn’t there suppose to be a blinding flash of light and suspenseful music?

Biff: Didn’t you get the memo? The Evil League has gone low-budget.

[Cut to Billy outside of the mall. Thunder is heard.]

Billy: The storm!

[We see Dillon and Megan dancing to I’ll Make Love to You by Boyz II Men.]

Megan: Aren’t you going to kiss me?

Dillon (Surprised): Huh?

[Biff, Lester, and Reddy walk up.]

Biff: Good evening Dillon.

Dillon: Oh, good evening to you too Biff. Jiminy crickets!

[Lester and Reddy grab Megan.]

Megan: Ah!

Dillon: Jiminy crickets! Megan!

Biff: As for the matter of the fake money and the damage to my motorcycle, would you care to pay in cash or…

[Biff knocks Dillon to the ground.]

Biff: Charge!

Megan: Dillon, help!

[Dillon looks at the picture. Chris is completely gone and the picture of Dillon is transparent. Lauren and Kristi walk up.]

Kristi: Great Benny!

Lauren: Help him! He’s having a heart attack!

[Dillon’s hand begins to disappear. Lauren and Kristi take a close look and run away screaming.]

Megan: Dillon, use your inner strength!

[Dillon stands up.]

Dillon (In Pain): Look, Elvis!

Biff (Excited): Where?

[Biff turns around and Dillon punches Biff.]

Biff (Slowly): Blue suede shoes.

[Biff faints and begins to fall back.]

Lester & Reddy: Uh oh!

[Lester and Reddy let go of Megan and Megan runs to Dillon. Biff falls on Lester and Reddy and Lester and Reddy pass out.]

Megan: Dillon, you're awesome!

[Dillon and Megan hug. Dillon looks at the picture and both Dillon and Chris have been fully restored.]

Dillon: Yes!

[The song ends. The band walks back up.]

Jason: Alright party animals, we’re going to kick things up a bit. This is where we let one of you come up and sing a song with us. Since he’s been through a lot the past couple of minutes, we’re going to let you do it!

[Jason points at Dillon.]

Megan: Go for it Dillon!

Dillon: Alright!

[Dillon walks up to Jason. Jason then hands Dillon an electric guitar.]

Jason: Do you want to do one of our songs or is there something else you have in mind?

Dillon: Alright kids; this song is a classic. Well, it’s a classic from where I come from.

Dillon (To Himself): But I do not know how to play. Wait a minute!

[Dillon pulls out his iPod and plugs it into the guitar.]

Dillon: Folks, if I sound a bit different, ignore it. Microphones will do that.

[Dillon presses “play” on his iPod. Macarena by Los Del Rio begins playing. Dillon lip-synchs. Everyone starts dancing. Cut to Megan smiling and dancing by herself. Lauren and Kristi walk up.]

Lauren: Hey Megan, I saw Dillon punch out Biff and Lester.

Kristi: Has he ever thought about being an Elvis impersonator?

[Cut to a man named Dos Del Rio in Monk’s on a ‘90s era cell phone.]

Dos: Hey Los! This is your cousin! Your cousin Dos Del Rio! You know that new sound you’ve been looking for? Well listen to this!

[Dos holds his cell phone toward the dance. Dillon begins dancing in an ‘00s fashion. Suddenly, the music stops and everyone stops dancing.]

Dillon: It’s my dancing isn’t it? Well wait about 10 years or so, and you’ll love it.

[We see Dillon and Megan standing by the carousel.]

Dillon: I don’t know how to tell you this, but I’ve got to go.

Megan: Why?

Dillon: I’m moving to Washington State tomorrow and I won’t be back until the year 2007.

Megan: But you should stay in Greensboro. You could get a job over at Rice Toyota. Those 1995 Corolla’s look like they could sell well.

Dillon: It’s time I should go on. I’m going to miss you, Billy, Carolina Circle Mall, Lester’s phoneless attitude, and Biff’s evilness.

Dillon (Very Loud): Hey Jason! Could we get some soft, recent, and somewhat sad music going?

Jason: Alright, break time!

[Jason turns the stereo on and When Will I See You Again by Babyface begins playing. Dillon starts to cry.]

Dillon: I’m really going to miss you.

[Dillon hugs Megan.]

Megan: I’ll see you whenever.

Dillon: We’ll carry on after I get back here.

Megan: Yeah, in 2007 we can go to Carolina Circle Mall and hang out here all day.

Dillon (To Himself): If only.

[We see Billy outside of Carolina Circle Mall waiting for Dillon. Billy looks at his watch.]

Billy: Darn.

[Billy looks at his watch again.]

Billy: Darn.

[Billy looks at his watch again.]

Billy: Darn darn.

[Dillon runs up to Billy.]

Billy: You’re late! Do you have no concept of time?!

Dillon: I had to change clothes. I can’t go back looking like a cast member of Boy Meets World!

[Billy and Dillon begin to uncover the DeLorean.]

Billy: How’s Biff?

Dillon: First of all, I’ve got a girlfriend now because I really came through! I knocked out Biff and Lester with one punch each! I didn’t know I had it in me; I’ve never stood up to Biff in my life!

[Dillon hands Billy the restored photo. Billy pauses and becomes worried.]

Billy: Ever?

Dillon: No, why? What’s the matter?

Billy: Nothing. Alright, let’s set your destination time!

[Billy sits down in the DeLorean.]

Billy: This is the exact time you left.

[Billy points at the “Last Time Departed” display. It says “October 20, 2007, 1:35 AM”.]

Billy: Let’s send you back exactly the same time.

[Billy inputs October 20, 2007, 1:35 AM into the time circuit keypad.]

Billy: It’ll be like you never left. Now, I painted a white line on the street outside of the Sands Motel. That’s where you’ll start from. I calculated the precise distance taking into account the acceleration speed and wind resistance retroactive from the moment the lightning strikes which will be in exactly 7 minutes and 22 seconds. When this alarm goes off you hit the gas.

Dillon: Right!

[Billy sets the clock and puts it on the DeLorean’s dashboard.]

Billy: Well, I guess that’s everything.

Dillon: Thank you for making this trip somewhat enjoyable. I now have a special place in my heart for the ‘90s and Carolina Circle Mall.

Billy: No, thank you!

[Billy and Dillon hug. Ordinary World by Duran Duran plays in the background.]

Billy: In about 13 years.

Dillon: I hope so.

Billy: Don’t worry! As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88 mph the instant the lightning strikes the mall… Everything will be fine.

[Dillon sits down in the DeLorean. Billy picks up his jacket and pulls out the letter.]

Billy: What’s this?

Dillon: Uh, McDonald’s gift certificates?

Billy: This is information about the future isn’t it?

Dillon: Billy!

Billy: I warned you about this! The consequences could be disastrous!

Dillon: It’s a risk you’re going to have to take! Your life depends on it!

Billy No! I refuse to accept the responsibility!

[Billy tears the letter up.]

Dillon: I’ll tell you straight out!

[Lightning strikes a tree, the tree falls on the wire, and unhooks the wire from the arch.]

Dillon: Jiminy crickets!

Billy: You get the cable and I’ll throw the rope down to you!

[Billy grabs the rope and Dillon grabs the cable. Billy runs into the mall, climbs a ladder, opens a window, and climbs out of it.]

Dillon: Billy!

[Billy throws the end of the rope down to Dillon. Dillon then attaches the cable to the rope. Billy pulls the rope back up.]

Dillon: Billy! I need to tell you something about the future!

Billy: No Dillon! This is not the time to eat hot dogs!

Dillon: No, I need to tell you something about the future!

Billy: Dillon, the same goes for smoked sausage!

Dillon: Listen! On the night I go back in time, you get…

[Lightning strikes very loudly and Billy screams.]

Dillon: Billy!

Billy: Look at the time! You’ve got less than four minutes! Please hurry!

[Dillon gets in the DeLorean and drives away.]

Billy: Yay! Look!

[Billy starts to climb toward the arch. Cut to the DeLorean pulling up beside the Sands Motel. The DeLorean turns around and stops. Dillon gets out, grabs the hook, and hooks it into the back of the DeLorean. Dillon gets back in the DeLorean.]

Dillon: Darn it Billy, why did you have to tear up that letter?! If only I had more time. Wait a minute! I’ve got all the time I want because I’ve got a time machine! I can just go back early and warn him. Okay, 10 minutes ought to do it.

[Dillon inputs October 20, 2007, 1:24 AM into the time circuit keypad.]

Dillon: Alright. Time circuits on, Flux Capacitor fluxing, engine running, alright!

[The DeLorean breaks down and the time circuit computer crashes.]

Dillon: Jiminy crickets! Not now!

[We see Billy on top of the Carolina Circle Mall arch trying to reconnect the wire. He is having trouble keeping balance.]

Billy: Ah!

[Billy slips and grabs the ledge.]

Billy: I am so dead!

[We see Dillon trying to start the DeLorean. The DeLorean’s warning beep is beeping. Return to Billy hanging on the ledge of the arch. The wire is stuck to his pants. Billy grabs the arch connector. Billy lifts his leg up and grabs the wire.]

Billy: Yes!

[We see Dillon still trying to start the DeLorean.]

Dillon: Come on!

[The clock goes off.]

Dillon: Jiminy crickets! Argh!

[Dillon hits his head on the steering wheel and the DeLorean starts. The time circuit computer boots back up.]

Dillon: Yes!

[Dillon hits the gas and the DeLorean peels away. Cut to Billy trying to reconnect the wire.]

Billy: Uh! Uh!

[Billy tries to reconnect the wire but it gets stuck under a fallen tree.]

Billy: Shoot!

[We see the DeLorean speeding into the Carolina Circle Mall parking lot. Cut to Billy trying to reconnect the wire. Billy yanks the wire out of the light pole socket.]

Billy: Ah!

[Cut to the DeLorean speeding through the Carolina Circle Mall parking lot. Zoom into the destination time panel. It says “October 20, 2007, 1:24 AM”. Cut to Billy standing on the arch. He looks at his watch and it says “10:03 PM”. Billy then notices the DeLorean speeding toward the arch. Billy reconnects the wire into the arch socket. Dillon slams on the accelerator and the DeLorean speeds up. Billy ties the rope to the arch. Billy slides down the rope and falls into the parking lot. Billy unwraps the light pole socket from the tree.]

Dillon: Billy!

[The DeLorean hits 88 mph and begins lighting up. Lightning strikes the arch sending a spark of electricity down the wire as Billy is hooking the wire back into the socket. Billy is knocked down. The DeLorean hits the wire and disappears into 2007 leaving a pair of fire trails. After Billy recovers, he looks at the arch and walks along the trails of fire. Billy cheers in delight.]

Billy: Wonderful!

To be continued.

Dillon says "Jiminy Crickets" a lot.

Sounds good! Can hardly wait to read the rest. I wonder where Dillon and Billy will go in Part III. :)

Saturday October 20, 2007

[We see Pyramids Village where a helicopter is flying overhead. Lester is seen asleep in the sidewalk. Hey Ya by OutKast is playing on Lester’s radio. Suddenly, the DeLorean reappears, crosses through Pyramids Village Boulevard and crashes into the canopy of the Wal-Mart Gas Station. The DeLorean backs up and Dillon gets out.]

Dillon: Great! Everything looks great!

[Dillon looks at a digital clock on one of the gas pumps. It says “1:24 AM”.]

Dillon: 1:24, I’ve still got time! I’m coming Billy!

[Dillon gets in the DeLorean but the DeLorean breaks down.]

Dillon: Not again!

[Lester walks up.]

Lester: You!

[Lester faints.]

Dillon: Lester?

[The thugs drive by.]

Dillon: Thugs!

[Dillon runs over to Jeremy who’s on an electric scooter.]

Dillon: Sir, I need to borrow your scooter.

Jeremy: You’re the guy who stole my skateboard 13 years ago!

Dillon: Huh?

[Jeremy punches Dillon. Dillon then gets on an abandoned bike and hitches himself to the back of the Thug van. Cut to the van and Dillon approaching the Interstate 85 Bypass/Elm-Eugene Street interchange. The sign now says “Lone Chestnut Interchange”.]

Thug: Billy Coore you bag of garbage! You stole our snow! For that, you die!

Billy: Don’t shoot! I haven’t used those Burger King coupons yet!

Past Dillon: Billy didn’t steal your snow!

Thug: Bye, bye!

[The thug shoots Billy unconscious.]

Past Dillon: No! Stupid thugs!

[Past Dillon drives off in the DeLorean and the Thugs chase him. The DeLorean disappears into 1994.]

Thugs: Ah!

[The van spins out of control and hits a sign-bridge.]

Thug: That’s it! I’m going back to installing high-speed Internet for a living!

Dillon: Billy!

[Dillon runs over to Billy but he’s out cold.]

Dillon: Jiminy crickets! No!

[Billy gets up.]

Billy: Hey Dillon.

Dillon: You’re alive?

Billy: Yes.

Dillon: How did you know?

[Billy pulls up his shirt and reveals a bulletproof vest.]

Dillon: Bulletproof vest?

[Billy shows Dillon a taped up letter.]

Dillon: You changed your mind! Yes!

[Billy hugs Dillon. Billy then picks up a bullet.]

Billy: Wait a minute! These bullets are blanks!

Dillon: You mean writing that letter was a waste of time?

Billy: I’m afraid so.

[Dillon begins crying.]

Billy: You must be happy.

Dillon: No, I wasted most of my trip on that.

[Cut to Biff and Reddy.]

Reddy: Beautiful isn’t it?

[Biff is crying.]

Reddy: You’re crying so it is.

Biff: No, my plan backfired.

[We see the DeLorean pulling into Dillon’s driveway.]

Dillon: So where are you going?

Billy: Oh, about 30 years into the future.

Dillon: Look me up when you get there. I guess I’ll be about 44 or 45.

Billy: I will.

Dillon: Bye Billy, Scout.

[The DeLorean pulls out and disappears into 2037.]

Dillon: I need bed rest.

[The time is 10:28 AM when Dillon wakes up to his alarm clock.]

Dillon: Alright, what year is this?

[Dillon looks at his watch and it says “2007”.]

Dillon: Good.

[Dillon walks in his living room where Michael and Jana are eating breakfast. He notices that all of his furnishings are now better.]

Dillon: What’s going on?

Jana: It’s called “breakfast”. It’s a meal you eat in the morning.

Michael: You look a little beat up. Did you go on a trip last night or something?

Dillon: It was a long night.

Michael: Jana, how’s that new home business doing?

Jana: It’s going splendidly. I have so much extra money that I bought both Alex and I iPods yesterday.

Michael: Oh yeah, Biff’s here. He’s waxing your truck.

Dillon: Biff’s waxing my truck?

[Dillon opens the front door and notices Biff waxing Dillon’s truck. Behind Dillon’s truck is Biff’s truck that says “Biff Tannen’s Auto Detailing Service”.]

Dillon: Biff, what are you doing?

Biff: I’m putting the second coat of wax on. Ever since you gave me that great price on that CD last week, I’ve wanted to pay you back.

Dillon: What CD?

Jana: Dillon, you sure can run a business.

Dillon: Huh?

Michael: In case you’ve forgotten, you’ve owned Jiminy Crickets Record Store at Friendly Shopping Center since 2004.

Dillon: Operation Tannen!

[Biff runs in with a package.]

Biff: This just came in the mail. I think it’s your new documentary.

[Dillon opens the package and pulls out a DVD called The Jailhouse Rock Story by Dillon Jones.]

Michael: It’s your first documentary! Think it has anything in there about cheese?

Jana: Great work Dillon!

Biff: Here’s your lighter. I refilled it for tonight’s barbecue.

Dillon: Barbecue?

[Dillon walks outside and notices the Super Griller.]

Dillon: Jiminy crickets! The Super Griller!

[A car pulls up and 15 year old Megan walks up.]

Megan: How’s your not so overactive imagination?

Dillon: Megan!

Megan: Billy told me everything about the time machine 13 years ago. I’ve missed you so much. Uh, are you alright?

[Cut to a view of the door where Michael and Jana are looking out. They give Dillon a thumbs-up.]

Dillon (Happily): Yeah, everything’s great!

[Dillon and Megan start to kiss when the DeLorean appears and pulls into the driveway. Billy gets out.]

Billy: Dillon! You’ve got to come back with me!

Dillon: Where?

Billy: Back to the future!

[Billy grabs some trash from the trashcan.]

Dillon: Billy, what are you doing?

Billy: I need fuel.

[Billy puts the trash in the new Mr. Fusion.]

Billy: Go ahead quick! Get in the car!

Dillon: I can’t go with you, I just got back here and I just met Megan.

Billy: Well, bring her along. This concerns her too. It’s your kids! Something’s got to be done about your kids! And it’s not spanking!

[The DeLorean pulls out of the driveway.]

Dillon: You better back up; you don’t have enough road to get up to 88.

Billy: Not with this modification.

[The DeLorean lifts off the ground and flies away into 2037.]

To be continued…

And this concludes Part I. I'll see if I can get Part II up here tomorrow.

I love how you combine Marty and George into Dillon! :)

Dillon seems to be a combination of both Marty and George.

Alright, now let me see if I can put in a few notes.

As you noticed in the skateboard scene, Biff doesn't crash into manure, instead a police car. This is somewhat of an "inside joke". You see, in the '90s Carolina Circle Mall had a police satellite station and there were rows and rows of police cars parked outside of Belk's. I thought that would fit in pretty good.

During the earliest months of the script way back in 2003, I seem to recall this kid yelling "Jiminy crickets" over and over again. I thought it was funny so I had Dillon (then David) say it in the script.

Also during the early years, David/Dillon's original destination was the Super Storm Blizzard of March 1993. In order to get back to the future, a K-Mart with a roof full of snow was supposed to fall into the DeLorean. Even though the new script uses the lightning storm, the reason the DeLorean is still powered by snow is because I guess it just stuck.