Someone asks a stupid question, another one answers it and asks another question.

I'll get us started:

Why do cameras only usually have 26 or 24 pictures to take instead of a good round number like 20 or 30??? This might be a simple question but I want to know. :P

Because Stone Cold said so! :lol:

Why do we have to go to school??? :P

Because Marty McFly went to school and we all want to be like Marty!

Why does it not snow in the summer?

Because God gets dandruff like everyone else. (apologies if it offends anyone)

Why are Manchester United so rubbish?

Why are CD's circle?

Because Records were.

How did Matt Groening come up with the last name Simpsons?

Because Matt Groening's real last name is "Simpson".

Why do wookies shed all over the furniture?

Because they are so nervous and they always want to hide, but instead they become more naked

Why do we read left to right??? :wacko:

cause we dont speak giberish...

Why is the sky blue?!?!

Because blue is the sky's favorite color. Duh, didn't you know that? :rolleyes:

Well I guess that is the question.

He did know that beucase he is a smart guy, but he forgot to add it in the post because when he was writing it a pack of Micheal Jackson fan Monkeys came into his house stole his shirt and calculators and then decided to beat him up and leave him with a broken nose and he needed to get 13 stitches on his big toe on his left foot. On the way out the monkey accidently dropped another thing he stole, which was a Lawnmower, on the Enter key on his keyboard.


Boy I love this game.


I beofre E except after C, why isn't P in that combination?

^because P is for you Piss me off.

Why did George W. Bush become President in 2000 when he's a stupid piece of trash?

Because Florida couldn't make up it's mind. :rolleyes:

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and hot dog buns come in packs of 8?

Because people just want to confuse you.

Why do people walk with their feet?

because walking on their hands hurts too much.

Why do people not have different color tongues?

Because red is the tongue's only favorite color. Although when drinks get on it and when it changes color, the drink is fighting with the tongue over control.

Why do people call Renault, 'Reno'?
I know that I do.

For the same reason that I like cheese.

Wait, why do I like cheese?

CLICK ME!

because it tastes better than mud.

Why does the link Hoverboardkid showed us not work?

It does work.

Why does that site exist?

Because cheese is good and it has cheese in it. So that website is good which is why it exists.

Why do we not eat dogs?

Dogs have a rare disease called Mad "Dog" disease.

Why do we call the fruit orange and also the color orange and we do not call the color red, apple after it being red?

Because apples are apples and oranges are oranges.

Why is candy sweet?

Because God made it that way.


Why do people call the Houses of Parliament clock tower 'Big Ben'?

because the clock tower told us its name was Big Ben.

Why do some people wear sunglasses at night?

So they can see you better


why is a football round?

^Cause it's a fun sport to watch and play. <_<

Why did RippleEffect85 flip out on us in the BTTF Chat last night?

Because the ripple effected actually accured and it made his nice and happy self turn into a flipped out guy becuase of one event changed in the past.

God put us on the earth naked, how come it is wrong to be naked?

^People are uptight. But would we really wanna be naked? Not me. I like clothes.

Why did eastwood ask a question about being naked? ;)

Actually the real answer to that question is that when Adam ate the forbidden fruit, they weren't 'blind' to the embarrassing fact anymore so they hid.

And to answer FireTrail's question, because Eastwood is very strange.

Why do people wear their watches on their left wrist???

because they are right handed




why do balls bounce?

Because they are bouncy

why do people lick frozen poles in winter?

because they are thirsty



Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

Because they don't know your name

Why did Ronald Reagan have to die?

God wanted to thank him for his great life and he did that by bringing him up to heaven and meet him.

Why does everyone think I am insanse?
No don't answer that I already know the answer...hmm

What actually sound (Not the ocean) do you hear when you listen to a seashell?

The sound of a hermit crab pinching my ear when I put its shell to my ear.

Why does my stopwatch not stop time?

Because the molecular formation of it's apparatus does not facilitate you to comprehend the extent of it's inner cadaver.

Why do I like to use big words?

because you like to confuse people.





Why is milk white?

Because chocolate milk is brown.

Why do people like to sing to themselves?

because they are mentally insane from being lonely.


why are books printed in black ink?