Yes, finally! :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dgOcvDtJgAndy: What's going on? What are they fighting about?
Alex: Well, Andy, what we're dealing with here is a very complex male/female issue.
Andy: I know that much, Alex.
Alex: You see, in the beginning, all was well. There was harmony. There was balance. You know? Man was the hunter, the provider, and the protector - and women stayed at home, you know... and took care of the babies... and cooked and cleaned... and got an occassional facial. *pinches Mallory's cheek*
Jennifer: Here it comes, the latest installment of The World According to Alex P Keaton.
Mallory: I thought we cancelled our subscription.
Jennifer: It just keep coming, anyway.
Mallory: All right, it's time to tickle the soles of Alex's feet!
Just kidding! I made that last line up! :)