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New Christmas song for Dublin
A Dublin christmas - Sing along now!
A Ballymun Christmas - to the tune of Mistletoe and Wine: Christmas time, drunkenness and crime,
Children playing - in filth and grime, With cars all on fire - loot under the tree Time to rejoice - in be-ing from ball-y, It's a time now for stealing, a time for receiving, Knocked-off gear - oh worra great feelin, Why pay top dollar - yer can nick it for free, Just like our lecky, - gas and TV
Christmas time, pi**ed all the time Nicking ciggies, - spirits and wine Wearing hoodies and Nykees - all knocked off gear It's great getting pi**ed - on some other bloke's beer Its a time now for drinkin - six packs of Stella that yer got down the flats - from some dodgy Fella Christmas is cool - Christmas is great God bless the dole - and the toy show late late
Christmas time - time to joy-ride Then go and visit - family inside With Dad on a six stretch - and sis up the duff This 'City of Culchur' can get pretty rough So next time your driving - through Dublin-city You may just know why - the streets look so shi**y So keep a sharp eye out - for those dodgy deals But don't drive too slow - or we'll pinch all four wheels!
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