New Christmas song for Dublin
A Dublin christmas - Sing along now!
A Ballymun Christmas - to the tune of Mistletoe and Wine:
Christmas time, drunkenness and crime,
Children playing - in filth and grime,
With cars all on fire - loot under the tree
Time to rejoice - in be-ing from ball-y,
It's a time now for stealing, a time for receiving,
Knocked-off gear - oh worra great feelin,
Why pay top dollar - yer can nick it for free,
Just like our lecky, - gas and TV
Christmas time, pi**ed all the time
Nicking ciggies, - spirits and wine
Wearing hoodies and Nykees - all knocked off gear
It's great getting pi**ed - on some other bloke's beer
Its a time now for drinkin - six packs of Stella
that yer got down the flats - from some dodgy Fella
Christmas is cool - Christmas is great
God bless the dole - and the toy show late late
Christmas time - time to joy-ride
Then go and visit - family inside
With Dad on a six stretch - and sis up the duff
This 'City of Culchur' can get pretty rough
So next time your driving - through Dublin-city
You may just know why - the streets look so shi**y
So keep a sharp eye out - for those dodgy deals
But don't drive too slow - or we'll pinch all four wheels!
will ya sing like grad night lol