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Title: Fuck Norris


senordingdong - May 21, 2006 05:07 PM (GMT)
Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home.
Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He passes out after two wine coolers.
The chief import of Chuck Norris is cock.
Chuck Norris shampoos with conditioner, and then actually repeats.
Chuck Norris masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once became popular for no apparent reason whatsoever.
A Chinaman once told Chuck Norris that his penis was small during a karate tournament.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris' most lethal art is face painting.

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Podge - May 21, 2006 05:12 PM (GMT)
How original :P

senordingdong - May 21, 2006 05:19 PM (GMT)
Is that a stab at me?

Wilburt - May 21, 2006 07:58 PM (GMT)
excellent the tide is turning!
FUCK CHUCK!

To3jam - May 21, 2006 08:09 PM (GMT)
Chuck Norris has no friends on Myspace. Not Even Tom..
hahaha :D

Rhyme - May 21, 2006 08:23 PM (GMT)
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Rock 'N' Roll!!

Anyway, no-ones touches the T, he 'piddies all fools'.




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