A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see
the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was addressed, "Dad"
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read
the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice.
I knew you would not approve of her because of all her
piercing, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes and because she is so
much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.

Joan said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in
the Woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for us and trading it with the
other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.


In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for
AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take
care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get
to know your grandchildren.

Your son,

Conor

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's
house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life
than my exams' results that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you!

Call when it is safe for me to come home.

He coulda saved a lot of bother by saying he was gay.

is that what you did?
quite funny though

Im savin that for my leavin results!!!

Hey will... so I seen you today sitting at the bustop on Ballymun road with your lady friend... But you didn't see me :ph43r:

SOON...

Worst forwared e-mail ever.

Just a'coz somone pissed in your soup.

No, no. Expect more of these SHITE e-mails, people.

il do my best