Artery......................... The study of paintings

Bacteria........................ Back door to cafeteria

Barium.......................... What doctors do when patients die

Benign.......................... What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section............. A neighbourhood in Rome

Catscan......................... Searching for Kitty

Cauterize....................... Made eye contact with her

Colic............................ A sheep dog

Coma............................ A punctuation mark

Dilate........................... To live long

Enema.......................... Not a friend

Fester.......................... Quicker than someone else

Fibula........................... A small lie

Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known

Labour Pain..................... Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane

Morbid.......................... A higher offer

Nitrates........................ Cheaper than day rates

Node............................ I knew it

Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted

Pelvis........................... Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative................. A letter carrier

Recovery Room................. Place to do upholstery

Rectum......................... Nearly killed him

Secretion....................... Hiding something

Seizure......................... Roman emperor

Tablet.......................... A small table

Terminal Illness................ Getting sick at the airport

Tumour........................... One plus one more

Urine........................... Opposite of you're Out

2xCondoms...................... To be sure, to be sure!