Title: Bad Tatse Jokes
Description: we shouldnt laugh
Description: we shouldnt laugh
TheRealWestern - May 3, 2006 01:21 PM (GMT)
Q: what do u tell a girl with 2 black eyes
A: NOTHING.
She has already been told twice
A: NOTHING.
She has already been told twice
ladyniamh - May 3, 2006 04:07 PM (GMT)
Good one
Flash - May 16, 2006 11:49 AM (GMT)
BURN!!!
countess_filth - May 17, 2006 12:11 PM (GMT)
paste and copy jaysus effort
Q: What do Fat people do in the summertime ?
A: Stink.
Q: What is the best thing to say to an Arts student with a job?
A: "Big Mac and large fries please!".
Q: How many faggots does it take to put in a light bulb?
A: Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.
Q: What's 60 feet long and stinks of piss?
A: A conga in an old peoples home
Q. What do you call a 300 pound woman ?
A. Fat.
Q: Did you here about the dyslexic Satanist......
A: He sold his soul to Santa
Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A: A bitch who won't do what she's told.
Q: What is a period?
A: A bloody waste of time.
Q: How do you know when you are getting old?
A: When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
A: "Hey y'all... Watch this!"
Q: What's 100 yards long and smells of piss?
A: The Post Office queue on Thursday mornings.
Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can get to sleep with a light on.
Q: How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your Mom.
Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"
Q: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Cavan?
A: Everyone has the same DNA.
Q: What do you call a Roscommon farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A: A pimp.
Q: What's the difference between a paedophile and a paediatrician?
A: The paedophile really loves children.
Q: Why did the Monkey fall out of the tree?
A: It was dead
Q: What’s green and melts in your mouth.
A: A leper’s cock!
Q: Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony?
A: The guy who can carry two pitchers of beer and a foot of onion rings!
Q: Who is the most popular girl in a nudist colony?
A: The girl who can eat the last onion ring
Q: What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?
A: Einstein's cock.
Q: What's the best thing about Alzheimer's Disease?
A: You make new friends every day.
Q: What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
A: Dessert.
Q: What kind of animal has a **nt in the middle of it's back?
A: A Police horse.
Q: How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
A: When she flips you over, holds you down and fucks you up the arse with her clitoris.
Q: What does a Roscommon man call a sheep with no legs?
A: Easy!
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Kamikaze pilot?
A: He crashed his plane in to his brothers scrap yard.
Q. What's the best form of birth control after 50?
A: Nudity
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to a lawyer?
A: They ge
t taller (touché bouche)
Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A: A canoe tips.
Q: What are the first symptom of AIDS?
A: A pounding sensation in the arse.
Q: What is the
difference between a midget and a freak?
A: Political correctness.
Q: What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A: The same middle name.
Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A: A quarter pounder with cheese!
Q: What do Fat people do in the summertime ?
A: Stink.
Q: What is the best thing to say to an Arts student with a job?
A: "Big Mac and large fries please!".
Q: How many faggots does it take to put in a light bulb?
A: Only one...but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.
Q: What's 60 feet long and stinks of piss?
A: A conga in an old peoples home
Q. What do you call a 300 pound woman ?
A. Fat.
Q: Did you here about the dyslexic Satanist......
A: He sold his soul to Santa
Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A: A bitch who won't do what she's told.
Q: What is a period?
A: A bloody waste of time.
Q: How do you know when you are getting old?
A: When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
A: "Hey y'all... Watch this!"
Q: What's 100 yards long and smells of piss?
A: The Post Office queue on Thursday mornings.
Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can get to sleep with a light on.
Q: How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your Mom.
Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"
Q: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Cavan?
A: Everyone has the same DNA.
Q: What do you call a Roscommon farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A: A pimp.
Q: What's the difference between a paedophile and a paediatrician?
A: The paedophile really loves children.
Q: Why did the Monkey fall out of the tree?
A: It was dead
Q: What’s green and melts in your mouth.
A: A leper’s cock!
Q: Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony?
A: The guy who can carry two pitchers of beer and a foot of onion rings!
Q: Who is the most popular girl in a nudist colony?
A: The girl who can eat the last onion ring
Q: What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?
A: Einstein's cock.
Q: What's the best thing about Alzheimer's Disease?
A: You make new friends every day.
Q: What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
A: Dessert.
Q: What kind of animal has a **nt in the middle of it's back?
A: A Police horse.
Q: How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
A: When she flips you over, holds you down and fucks you up the arse with her clitoris.
Q: What does a Roscommon man call a sheep with no legs?
A: Easy!
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Kamikaze pilot?
A: He crashed his plane in to his brothers scrap yard.
Q. What's the best form of birth control after 50?
A: Nudity
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to a lawyer?
A: They ge
t taller (touché bouche)
Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A: A canoe tips.
Q: What are the first symptom of AIDS?
A: A pounding sensation in the arse.
Q: What is the
difference between a midget and a freak?
A: Political correctness.
Q: What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A: The same middle name.
Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A: A quarter pounder with cheese!
To3jam - May 17, 2006 02:42 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (TheRealWestern @ May 3 2006, 01:21 PM) |
| Q: what do u tell a girl with 2 black eyes A: NOTHING. She has already been told twice |
hahaha....fuckin gass...
Are we counting racial jokes here?
niallzer_uh_huh - May 17, 2006 03:02 PM (GMT)
No.
The_Sultan - May 17, 2006 03:05 PM (GMT)
Why not?
countess_filth - May 17, 2006 03:25 PM (GMT)
eh look up, there already is some
To3jam - May 17, 2006 03:31 PM (GMT)
yay or nay?
To3jam - May 17, 2006 09:00 PM (GMT)
Whats the difference between a sofa & a single parent...?
The sofa can support a family!
The sofa can support a family!
countess_filth - May 23, 2006 01:05 PM (GMT)
Two Kerryman walk past Kilarney Police Station. Outside is a notice saying "Two Black Men wanted for rape"
One Kerryman turns to the other and says "Fuckin' niggers get all the best jobs"
One Kerryman turns to the other and says "Fuckin' niggers get all the best jobs"
Wilburt - May 23, 2006 02:58 PM (GMT)
what did timmmy get for his birthday?...aids
what did he get for christmas?....a coffin
i laughed but then felt bad
what did he get for christmas?....a coffin
i laughed but then felt bad
countess_filth - May 24, 2006 12:26 PM (GMT)
what's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
the wheelchair
the wheelchair
magiver - May 24, 2006 02:25 PM (GMT)
mary and tom are brother and sister. christmas comes and they both ask for loads of toys and presents. Christams morning comes and mary awakes to find bag loads of toys left for her but tom only gets a sack of coal.
so mary begins to slag tom,
mary: ahhh haa ha mammy and daddy dont love you, ahh haaa i got loads of stuff you didnt ha, no one loves you!
tom:shut you have cancer.
so mary begins to slag tom,
mary: ahhh haa ha mammy and daddy dont love you, ahh haaa i got loads of stuff you didnt ha, no one loves you!
tom:shut you have cancer.
Rhyme - May 24, 2006 02:50 PM (GMT)
What's the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during an orgasm.
...im crap at these
No one to talk to during an orgasm.
...im crap at these
CRINGE - May 24, 2006 04:57 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (countess_filth @ May 24 2006, 12:26 PM) |
| what's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair |
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
that is class!
Wilburt - May 24, 2006 06:49 PM (GMT)
Flash - May 24, 2006 08:53 PM (GMT)
Flash - May 24, 2006 09:01 PM (GMT)
the fox - May 24, 2006 09:07 PM (GMT)
hahaha, that is sick!
Hitch-Hiker - May 25, 2006 08:12 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Flash @ May 24 2006, 09:53 PM) |
| |
BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
magiver - May 25, 2006 01:03 PM (GMT)
man with no arms and no legs is standin at the bus stop. bus pulls up and the driver opens the to say,"how ya gettin on mate?"
whats black and drives buses? ....half of dublin.
whats black and drives buses? ....half of dublin.
lego - May 25, 2006 01:32 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Flash @ May 24 2006, 09:53 PM) |
| |
Is that Jimmy Carr?
lego - May 25, 2006 01:51 PM (GMT)
Colonol Mossie - May 25, 2006 02:03 PM (GMT)
we could go on all day with cyanide and happiness!
what's blue and cold and doesn't fit?
a dead epileptic
what's blue and cold and doesn't fit?
a dead epileptic
lego - May 25, 2006 02:11 PM (GMT)
To3jam - May 25, 2006 03:51 PM (GMT)
[/URL]the fox - May 25, 2006 05:36 PM (GMT)
Ya gotta love 'em.
countess_filth - May 26, 2006 07:42 PM (GMT)
two dudes are standing at a bus stop.
one turns to the other and asks 'whens the next bus due?'
'10 minutes...ya black bastard'
one turns to the other and asks 'whens the next bus due?'
'10 minutes...ya black bastard'
Bren - May 29, 2006 10:12 PM (GMT)
I realise that there has been an awful lot of Cyanide and Happiness posted here already, but you can never have too much of a good thing.:D
http://www.explosm.net/movies/129/
http://www.explosm.net/movies/129/
Colonol Mossie - June 1, 2006 10:49 AM (GMT)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in hospital.
A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly
low self-esteem.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in hospital.
A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly
low self-esteem.
utility_ - June 1, 2006 11:14 AM (GMT)
Did you hear about the two young lads from england?
They murdered a baby.
They murdered a baby.
Abolo - June 1, 2006 12:51 PM (GMT)
Where are the dead baby jokes?
Flash - June 1, 2006 01:33 PM (GMT)
Too much?
magiver - June 1, 2006 02:14 PM (GMT)
why did mary have no mates??
cus shes fuckin gay.
cus shes fuckin gay.
Colonol Mossie - June 1, 2006 02:45 PM (GMT)
why does mary have no friends?
cause nobody wants to be friends with a dead feotus.
cause nobody wants to be friends with a dead feotus.
countess_filth - June 1, 2006 03:22 PM (GMT)
why did the dead feotus cross the road?
it didn't, it was thrown
it didn't, it was thrown
To3jam - June 1, 2006 10:07 PM (GMT)
Whats funnier than a dead baby in a bin?
2 dead babies in a bin
Whats funnier than 2 dead babies in a bin?
20 dead babies in a bin
Whats funnier than 20 dead babies in a bin?
A dead baby in a clown suit
Whats funnier than a dead baby in a clown suit?
NOTHING
2 dead babies in a bin
Whats funnier than 2 dead babies in a bin?
20 dead babies in a bin
Whats funnier than 20 dead babies in a bin?
A dead baby in a clown suit
Whats funnier than a dead baby in a clown suit?
NOTHING
countess_filth - June 2, 2006 07:48 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (To3jam @ Jun 1 2006, 10:07 PM) |
| Whats funnier than a dead baby in a clown suit? |
your ma
lego - June 2, 2006 01:40 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (To3jam @ Jun 1 2006, 11:07 PM) |
| Whats funnier than 20 dead babies in a bin? |
A dead baby in 20 bins.