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Black_Omen - April 18, 2006 01:51 PM (GMT)
God bless scientology lol

18 April 2006
Cruise to eat nutritious placenta

Hollywood actor and Scientologist Tom Cruise is planning to eat Katie Holmes' placenta.

It is the latest in a series of strange revelations by the 43-year-old 'Mission: Impossible' star about the child he is expecting with fiancée Katie Holmes.

Cruise told GQ magazine: "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there."

Cruise has also claimed he knew that Katie Holmes was pregnant before she told him.

He has also defended the Scientology belief that women should give birth in silence.

"It's really about respecting the woman. It's not about her not screaming," he told GQ.

Cruise plans to marry 27-year-old Holmes in the summer. He said earlier this month that their baby was due "any day now".





ITS JUST WRONG TOM.....ITS JUST WRONG!!!!!!

Aurora - April 18, 2006 03:36 PM (GMT)
the women generally do that in tribal communities
*cringe*

plastic_axe - April 18, 2006 03:39 PM (GMT)
ive heard of people doing that before, not a big deal if you ask me.
ive also heard of people planting them in gardens under trees, they give nutrients to the soil or something.

Black_Omen - April 18, 2006 03:43 PM (GMT)
oh yeah i know that some people do it but still its just....just wrong! cant wait to see if this story will be in a south park epp :)

lego - April 18, 2006 03:47 PM (GMT)
Yeah I've heard of people doing it... but not the husband, right there and then! maybe it'll help him grow or something!

Fuck placenta! *eats a grape*

Hitch-Hiker - April 18, 2006 03:59 PM (GMT)
Tom Cruise is a tool.

jonnybadd - April 18, 2006 06:15 PM (GMT)
Katie Holmes is the Virgin Mary now?

cookie - April 18, 2006 06:22 PM (GMT)
tom cruise is fucking crazy.

Aido - April 18, 2006 06:30 PM (GMT)
*twich*

Rhyme - April 18, 2006 06:59 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (plastic_axe @ Apr 18 2006, 03:39 PM)
ive also heard of people planting them in gardens under trees, they give nutrients to the soil or something.

Baby tree?

Not a huge deal, apparently it tastes alright if a bit salty.

Flash - April 18, 2006 11:54 PM (GMT)
The metro had an article about this. Instead of saying "Tom cruise to eat baby afterbirth." it said "Tom Cruise to eat baby after birth."

Quite a diffference there.

Ginto - April 19, 2006 08:42 AM (GMT)
he's a great actor but a fuckin weirdo

lego - April 19, 2006 08:53 AM (GMT)
turns out it's a loada bull... I'd stick the link up but I've lost it and couldn't be arsed!

Hitch-Hiker - April 19, 2006 08:56 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Ginto @ Apr 19 2006, 09:42 AM)
he's a great actor but a fuckin weirdo

He's a madiocre actor with a few decent films to his name, and a weirdo.

lego - April 19, 2006 01:47 PM (GMT)

Black_Omen - April 19, 2006 02:37 PM (GMT)
damn now i need to find another reason to hate the guy....oh wait i have one he's a dick :)

thanks lego for digging on this topic

Ginto - April 20, 2006 09:43 AM (GMT)
i still think he is a decent actor,mission impossible 1 and 2 were class action movies and top gun...what a movie,he has made some howlers as well though.

and he and katie holmes had a baby girl last night,id say katie enjoyed the "silent" birth

jonnybadd - April 20, 2006 10:58 AM (GMT)
No she didn't, she also recieved the epidural, and Mr. Cruise decided not to eat the mutha fuckin Placente

hustler - April 20, 2006 06:45 PM (GMT)
Re: the silent birth

(from msn.co.uk)
In another case of misreporting, there was much ado about the so-called 'silent birth' method of delivery favoured by Scientologists. Many claimed this meant Holmes herself would have to remain completely silent throughout to prevent traumatising the baby.

It turns out this is a guideline rather than a requirement and, crucially, one that applies only to those in attendance, not the mother.




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