Title: Cheesy Jokes
Description: u gotta love em
kink - September 18, 2005 04:04 PM (GMT)
heres 1
why do leeds utd bring lighters to the games with them now?
---cause the keep losing their matches
terrible i know
Hitch-Hiker - September 19, 2005 10:28 AM (GMT)
What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
: Here come the elephants.
What did tarzan say when he saw the elaphants coming wearing sunglasses?
: Who are they?
trinners man - September 20, 2005 11:44 AM (GMT)
everton are now being sponsored by ryanair
they get you out of europe within 2hrs
MaccyD - September 20, 2005 04:29 PM (GMT)
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile?
"Robin, get in the batmobile..."
trinners man - September 20, 2005 06:47 PM (GMT)
eoghan that is quite possibly the worst joke ive ever heard
magiver - October 18, 2005 02:11 PM (GMT)
why couldnt the man fit in the elevator.
he had a canoe on his head.
Hitch-Hiker - October 18, 2005 02:18 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (MaccyD @ Sep 20 2005, 05:29 PM) |
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile?
"Robin, get in the batmobile..." |
:D Thats one of my all time favourites :lol: Good work
Doyler - October 19, 2005 10:58 AM (GMT)
Why arent Ireland in the next world cup?
They dont Kerr !
Prof. Wedgie - October 19, 2005 12:04 PM (GMT)
a dyslexic guy walks into a bra...
Hitch-Hiker - January 22, 2006 01:33 PM (GMT)
Q - Whats brown and sticky?
A - A stick
Q - Why do elephants paint their toenails different colours?
A - So they can hide in packets of M&M's.
Q - Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
A -So they can hide upsidedown in bowls of custard.
Q - why did the green tree frog climb the tree?
A -because it's a green tree frog.
Q -This bloke was walking down the road and a prawn cocktail fell on his head. That was A - just for starters.
Q - What has 9 arms and sucks?
A - Def Leppard
Q - What has 2 legs and bleeds?
A - A half a dog
Q - Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
A - To absolutely, definately not have sex with the chicken.
senordingdong - January 22, 2006 02:49 PM (GMT)
Where did Napolean keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
Flash - January 22, 2006 05:51 PM (GMT)
Where does Saddam Husain keep his CDs?
In A Rack! (Iraq)
countess_filth - January 25, 2006 12:32 AM (GMT)
did you hear bout the dyslexic satanist???
he sold his soul to santa
countess_filth - January 25, 2006 12:33 AM (GMT)
did you hear bout the constipated judge??
he sat and sat 'til the matter dropped
countess_filth - January 25, 2006 12:35 AM (GMT)
did yo fellas hear bout de constipated mathematician?????
HE WORKED IT OUT WITH A PENCIL! niiiiiiiice
Flash - May 16, 2006 11:58 AM (GMT)
Man walks into a pet shop and says "I'd like to buy a parrot."
The shopkeeper says "well, the ones on the bottom of the cage are €10 the ones in the middle are €20 and the ones on the top of the cage are €40.
"I'll take one of the top ones, please. €40 is it?"
"yes, but you'll have to pay €10 a week for the next month."
"why is that?"
"They're on higher perches."
the fox - May 16, 2006 12:24 PM (GMT)
Bren - May 16, 2006 12:59 PM (GMT)
/Groans really loadly. :rolleyes:
niallzer_uh_huh - May 16, 2006 03:54 PM (GMT)
That's the greatest joke I've heard in a very long time, Flash. Bravo!
Rhyme - May 16, 2006 04:13 PM (GMT)
Did you hear about the short-sighted circumcisionist?
He got the sack.