(To the tune of "Love Shack" by the B-52's)


Crap Shack


If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the... Crap Shack! Crap Shack yeah!
I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway,
lookin' for the spam getaway
Heading for the spam getaway, spam getaway,
I got me a car, it's as big as a quail
and we're headin' on down
To the Crap Shack
I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20 (million!)
So hurry up and bring your jukebox monies (for a noob?)

The Crap Shack is a little old place
where we can get together
Crap Shack baby, Crap Shack bay-bee.
Spam, baby, that's where it's at,
Ooo spam, baby, that's where it's at

Sign says.. Woo... stay away fools,
'cause spam rules at the Cra-a-ap Shack!
Well it's set way back in the middle of a field,
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back

Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the highway
Glitter on the front porch
Glitter on the hallway

The Crap Shack is a little old place
where we can get together
Crap Shack bay-bee! Crap Shack (and eat) babies!
Crap Shack, that's where it's at!
Fussin' and a cussin', dancin' and a spammin',
wearin' Jedi robes
Cause it's hot as a rhino
The whole shack shimmies!
The whole shack shimmies when everybody's
Movin' around and around and around and around!
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Funky little shack! Funk-y little shack!

Hop in my Chrysler,
it's as big as a quail
and it's about to set sail!
I got me a car, it seats about twenty (million!)
So c'mon and bring your jukebox monies (for a noob?)

The Crap Shack is a little old place
Crap Shack baby! Crap Shack bay-bee!
Crap Shack, that's where fun's at!

Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Knock a little louder baby!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
I can't hear you
Bang bang on the door baby
Bang bang on the door
Bang bang on the door baby
Bang bang
You're what?...Tin roof, rusted!
How's that?...Eggplant, busted!

Crap Shack, baby Crap Shack!
Crap Shack, baby Crap Shack!
Spam, baby, that's where it's at
Crap Shack, baby Crap Shack!
Spam, baby, that's where it's at
Fussin' and a cussin',
dancin' and a spammin' at the Crap Shack!

*floats*

XB

Thanks, Kaze. :P

You know what is weird I actually karaokeed the song this is spoofing.

Lolocaust.

Wow, that was magical

:lol:

I haven't heard that song in a long time...

NOB! I'm seeing Scott Stapp in June and Bullets is my favorite Creed song.

LOL, so awesome, SS! :lol: :D

.....Scott Stapp is still preforming?? Why didn't I hear about that? *dies*


Yeah, i love bullets....weathered being my next favorite, right now.

For great justice, I declare this the greatest thread ever.

:zomg:

Wee.

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CLEARLY THIS THREAD IS MADE OF MAGIC. AND QUAIL.

Bullets is your favorite Creed song? banghead; Gah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is one of thier worst songs. IMO, but yet it still made thier greatest hits CD. Hmm, that either says something about my taste in music, or says something about them. :unsure: