Title: Anyone heard some really good jokes latley?
Description: Dirty or otherwise?
smashbroLink - February 1, 2005 10:14 PM (GMT)
The best jokes i've heard were from George Carlin,but I can't remember any so all I've got is this:
2 guys[1 a moron,the other a rule-follower] are at the DMV,both 18.
after the moron get's his lisence[Don't ask how he did it,it just happened,ok?]he and his bud go for a drive.
they start approaching a red light,but no matter how ofter mr.rules looks at moron,he doesn't even make an attempt to slow down,and plows right through the intersection,barley missing 3 cars on the way through.
Mr.rules: "HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU CAN'T DRIVE LIKE THAT!!"
Moron: "Don't worry about it,we made it,right?"
Another red light come's up,and once again,the Moron passes right by it.
Mr. rules: "HEY! WHERE DI YOU LEARN TO DRIVE,ANYWAY?!?!"
Moron:"Well,my big bro taught me,he drives like this too,and he never had an accident in his life."
Then they come to a green light,and suddenly,the Moron slams on his brakes,causing a huge pile-up behind him and making Mr.Rules slam his head on the dashboard.
Mr.Rules: "GYAAA!! IT'S A GREEN LIGHT,WHAT'D YOU STOP FOR,MORON?!?!
Moron:"Well,it's just being safe."
"After all,my brother might be coming the other way!"
Saria - February 1, 2005 10:15 PM (GMT)
Lol, that's pretty good.
I haven't really heard any jokes lately... :blink:
smashbroLink - February 1, 2005 10:17 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Saria @ Feb 1 2005, 04:15 PM) |
Lol, that's pretty good.
I haven't really heard any jokes lately... :blink: |
thanx,jokes are another of my hobbies.:)
Saria - February 1, 2005 10:21 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (smashbroLink @ Feb 1 2005, 04:17 PM) |
| QUOTE (Saria @ Feb 1 2005, 04:15 PM) | Lol, that's pretty good.
I haven't really heard any jokes lately... :blink: |
thanx,jokes are another of my hobbies.:)
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Heh, around here hyperness seems to be one of mine, as you'll soon learn. XD
smashbroLink - February 1, 2005 10:27 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Saria @ Feb 1 2005, 04:21 PM) |
| QUOTE (smashbroLink @ Feb 1 2005, 04:17 PM) | | QUOTE (Saria @ Feb 1 2005, 04:15 PM) | Lol, that's pretty good.
I haven't really heard any jokes lately... :blink: |
thanx,jokes are another of my hobbies.:)
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Heh, around here hyperness seems to be one of mine, as you'll soon learn. XD
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I can handle any amount of hyper throw at me.:)
I was so hyper as a little kid,I used to constantly walk on tip-toe just to expend more energy trying to keep my balance!XD
Saria - February 1, 2005 10:28 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (smashbroLink @ Feb 1 2005, 04:27 PM) |
| QUOTE (Saria @ Feb 1 2005, 04:21 PM) | | QUOTE (smashbroLink @ Feb 1 2005, 04:17 PM) | | QUOTE (Saria @ Feb 1 2005, 04:15 PM) | Lol, that's pretty good.
I haven't really heard any jokes lately... :blink: |
thanx,jokes are another of my hobbies.:)
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Heh, around here hyperness seems to be one of mine, as you'll soon learn. XD
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I can handle any amount of hyper throw at me.:)
I was so hyper as a little kid,I used to constantly walk on tip-toe just to expend more energy trying to keep my balance!XD
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Lol, good! You'll fit right in here. ;)
"TW" - February 1, 2005 10:51 PM (GMT)
good jokes. Well if you like to laugh, click any of the three links in my sig. Good standup jokes and Carlin is great.
smashbroLink - February 1, 2005 10:56 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE ("TW" @ Feb 1 2005, 04:51 PM) |
| good jokes. Well if you like to laugh, click any of the three links in my sig. Good standup jokes and Carlin is great. |
Impressive!
*small voice in back of head*
[SIZE=1]yeah,impressively long!
[SIZE=7] SHUT UP YOU! [mental slap]
"TW" - February 1, 2005 11:13 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (smashbroLink @ Feb 1 2005, 05:56 PM) |
Impressive!
*small voice in back of head*
[SIZE=1]yeah,impressively long!
[SIZE=7] SHUT UP YOU! [mental slap] |
Yeah but think about htis, I had to write and type all that incrediably long stuff
smashbroLink - February 1, 2005 11:18 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE ("TW" @ Feb 1 2005, 05:13 PM) |
| QUOTE (smashbroLink @ Feb 1 2005, 05:56 PM) | Impressive!
*small voice in back of head*
[SIZE=1]yeah,impressively long!
[SIZE=7] SHUT UP YOU! [mental slap] |
Yeah but think about htis, I had to write and type all that incrediably long stuff
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yeah,I noticed.
Ignore the rude voice issuing from my sub0conscious,he's alwas causing trouble![Mental slap]
"TW" - February 1, 2005 11:26 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (smashbroLink @ Feb 1 2005, 06:18 PM) |
| QUOTE ("TW" @ Feb 1 2005, 05:13 PM) | | QUOTE (smashbroLink @ Feb 1 2005, 05:56 PM) | Impressive!
*small voice in back of head*
[SIZE=1]yeah,impressively long!
[SIZE=7] SHUT UP YOU! [mental slap] |
Yeah but think about htis, I had to write and type all that incrediably long stuff
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yeah,I noticed.
Ignore the rude voice issuing from my sub0conscious,he's alwas causing trouble![Mental slap]
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mine too. He yells out. blurt stuff out, smokes. Drinks, cusses. OT big of a mess.