It is the distant future, the year TWO THOUSAND. The world is a much different place.

There are no more elephants. There is also no more unethical treatment of elephants.

The world is a much better place.

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There are no more humans.

FINALLY: ROBOTIC BEINGS RULE THE WORLD.

The humans are dead.

In the year 2000, the Red Hot Chili Peppers run out of songs to sing about California, and begin singing songs about singing songs about California.

We used poisonous gasses and we poisoned their asses!

(Actually their lungs)

Penguins finally took their rightful place as Supreme Overlord of the Animal kingdom. Lion were ousted for the unethical treatment of the Wallaby. the Dolphins pleaded to the now mighty Penguins to re-instate the Lion to the lofty place of Supreme Overload, but the Penguins are easily corrupted. They refuse the plight of noble Dolphins and exile them to the barren lands of Northern Canada (because Northern Canada is infact barren :rolleyes: ) Now with their only oppission eliminated the Penguins are now free to take action in Plan Beta Flood. To counter-act Plan Beta flood the Lemurs of south-western Mongolia (because yes, south-western Mongolia is infested with Lemurs :yes: ) build massive floating cities in the skies of Egypt. The native Platypus of Egypt (because it's a little known fact that the native land of the Platypus is Egypt, and don't let any body fool you into thinking that it's Australia, because that's absurd. It clearly is not) believed that this signaled the return of their patron diety who they named Philip Jean Claude, and worshipped these cities as their pagan Godesses. Fearing that the Platypus would increase in numbers and overthrow their regime the Penguins launched wave after wave of Alaskan Baracuda's at the Lemur's floating city (it has been well established that the Alaskan Baracuda and the south-western Mongolia Lemurs are bitter rivals because of the Alaskan Baracuda's natural talent at Foose Ball) to disrupt the anti-gravity engine of the cities. This only strengthened the Canadian Hippopotimus resolve to see the fall of the Gatamallan Zebra, who were the main supporters of the Penguins in their assention to the rank of Supreme Overlord of the Animal Kingdom. Fearing that this turn of events would disrupt the delecate balance of the eco system of the Brazillian Feild Mouse (which were the cornerstone of the Penguins Overloadship, because everyone knows that the Brazillian Field Mouse throws a mean house party, and makes supurb Mohitos) called on swarm of Italian Humming birds to lift the country of Indonesia (which is the home of the Brazilian Field Mouse) and set it safely on the moon. All the while the Penguin Overlord playing out Plan Beta Flood. Then wisest of all the Animal Kingdom the Argentinian Beavers calleda meetting between the Penguin Overlords, and former rulers of the Animal Kingdom Lions to meet in Seattle, home of the Station Traditionall Against Raging Brutality Under Circumstances of Ketchup Supremacy (as every one knows ketchup is the ultimate and only condiment that should be placed on a hot dor, well that and relish, and mustard,anything else just runs the poor things :( ) a.ka. S.T.A.R.B.U.C.K.S. Here they conversed and forged a treaty of equality through out the Animal Kingdom. No longer would there be hiararchy of Animals in the Animal Kingdom. The Lions believed that was to mark the beginning of an Animal Utopia (because apparently Lins are incredably Niave, unlike their wise friends the Seagulls of Spain. The Seagulls saw trough the Argentinian Beavers plan. But by this time it was too late. The Treaty of Fair Treatment of the Animal Kingdom, hadt thrown the Animal Kinfdom into utter and complete Ruin. It was clear to the Animal Kindom that the Lions and Penguins were to blame for this. Clearly the Argentinian Beavers, the wisest and most logical species of the Animal Kingdom would never make such a glaring mistake. Thus the Penguins and Lion were exiled to the Barren Canadian North (I mean come on, where else are you going to banish some one?). They instated a new Animal Kindom Order with the Argentinian eaverat at the helm. Quickly the government structure of the Animal Kingdom was rebuilt. With obviously the Argentinian Bevears as the new governmental head stationed in Seattle, with the remodeled S.T.A.R.B.U.C.K.S. (which now was used as an acrinim for something that no one was really sure what it meant). The Seagull Spaniards forged in secret an alliance with the Water Buffallo of India, and for years (or days which ever is more convinient for explaining the happenings of a Scrabble match) worked secretly to rise to prominent possitions within the Argentinian Beaver's Government. Little did ay of the Animal Kingdom know that Brazilian Feild Mouse now living on the moon had increased in numbe exponentially. They had formed their own Moon World Order and were set to Strike down the Argentinian Beavers Government. The whole of the Animal Kingdom was buzzing about the nearing solar eclipse. This was just the oprotunity the crafty French Lynx needed to claim the Sacred Golden Toads of the Everglades for their own (the craftiest and most ellusive creatures of Animal Kingdon, it is said in legends, and obviously if it is said in a legend it must be true, that if you were to see a Golden Toad of the Everglades it would grant you three wishes) However all the French Lynx ever wanted was star in their own Broadway musical about Flying Squirells of Tibet, but could never hit a decent note (little known fact that they are also color blind, nobody is really certain why that is relevant to thenm never having a succesful Broadway Musical about flying squirrells fromthe Tibet)

Tune in next time to learn how to make a delicious Ciche for less than $1.99 a week.

We no longer say yes in the future. Instead, we say "AFFIRMATIVE".

In the distant future, all sharks will be required by law to have laser beams attached to their heads. There are no sharks in the future who do not have laser beams attached to their heads.

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