Ok, I don't know why I didn't do this long, long ago...but here is our wonderful official thread to post epic Dew pictures in, and talk about the most wonderful carbonated beverage ever to grace Teh Shack with its presence. So, to start with, here are some marvelous Dew-related threads of the past. Yeah, I know, they're almost all by me, but some of them are epic, so just deal with it. v;
-Apparently Dewbie invented Pitch Black-flavored Skittles once. Whee.
My Dew intake before I got reaaaaaally bad. XB
Zelda Dew!
Dew ad featuring Emmy. flower;
Canadian Dew and Tower of Live Wire
My original thread about Dewmocracy.
Bit of unfinished spam involving me, Carmen Sandiego, and Mountain Dew. v;
Green label art
Saria's History of Mountain Dew (current as of September 2007) XB
New Dew flavors
Goose had Game Fuel
Zelda Dew discussion
Bat tries "Gamer Fuel"
Yay threads! Now for some pretty pictures! ^_^
Bat's Wocml Game Fuel can.

WALL OF DEW

Mountain Dew Christmas Tree

Dew trading card

Someone understands:

Pretty!

Groom's Mountain Dew cake:

Epic. XB

Pitch Black Caramelldansen! v;

Epic Pitch Black picture

Feel free to submit your own Dew pictures, stories, whatever. And yes, I was bored. twitch;

K, second post due to limits on images and stuff. v;
Awesome Dew sprite Bat gave me once:

Glow in the dark Dew (don't drink!!):
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Chuck Norris Dew commercial
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Steven Seagal commercial:
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Hilarious master commercial:
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Game Fuel commercial:
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...And more to come, I'm sure. XB

Actually, more first:
ANCIENT commercial, apparently Dew helps you pick up ladies. v;
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Scary 80s ad.
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Scary ferret Diet Dew commercial XB
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Also:
Official website
Dewmocracy
twitch;