So one day it was a dark and stormy night, and I was settling down for a good read when there was a loud banging upon my door. I ran to it, and opened it to find a man in strange clothing, carrying an enormous gold sword. He was badly wounded and gasping for life. I helped him walk inside and lay him upon the couch.
"My name is Ike.", said the man. "I am a warrior from the land of Tellius who was dragged here by a terrible monster who could jump through dimensions. In the jump, I was injured and left here to die, thank you for saving me". My face literally exploded. Thankfully I was able to piece it back together in time for me to hear Ike's next sentence. "You must... take my place and fight the beast before he ravages any more worlds. It is dangerous to go alone, take this." He handed me his blessed sword, Ragnell, as well has his epic headband. Before he could say anything else, I quickly took the sword, put on the headband, and rushed out the door. I saw a trail of destruction which I followed to where the monster was. It was a dragon like monster, yet it lacked wings. It seemed like a giant disgusting lizard.
"GHRARRRRRHHHHGGHGHHGHGHHGH!!!!" exclaimed the monster.
"You'll get no sympathy from me!" I shouted back. Back at my house, Ike facepalmed. The monster lunged forward, but I quickly dodged and managed to strike a blow. It shrieked in terror, and then ripped open a hole in what appeared to be the time space continuum. We both were sucked in, and I soon lost consciousness.

Upon waking up, I found myself in a forest of enormous clovers. I wandered around for some time, admiring the huge plants. I still had Ragnell, as well as Ike's headband. I then remembered the monster, and quickly dashed off in pursuit of it. Unfortunately, I could not find any traces of it, but instead I found a small village. At first glance it seemed that no one was there, so I shouted out, "HELLOOOO!? ANYONE HOME?" At first there was no answer, but then I noticed red hats poking out from the surrounding clovers. All of a sudden, a rodent like creature with a featherish tail popped out and ran up to me.
"Pi pi pico Pi?" it squeaked.
"Er, I uh... say again?" I asked in confusion. It pointed to a large barrel like structure, and then grabbed my hand. I was whisked off to the building, where inside there were more happy little creatures. The one who was leading me took me over to a small garden, in which there was some large nuts. I ate one, cautiously. The creature then smiled and said, "Can you hear me now?" I nodded. "Good. We have been waiting for someone like you to come to our village and help us, there is a terrible monster plaguing our peaceful way of life!"
"It's him!" I yelled. "Leave this to me, I have been hunting down this monster for a friend of mine. I'll take care of him. I just need to know where you saw him last."
"He was on the other side of the forest, he's kidnapped the mayor! You must save him quickly before something terrible happens!" With that, I rushed out of the room and out into the direction that the friendly fellow mentioned.

At the edge of the forest was a giant stone wall. I started to climb it, determined to defeat this beast once and for all. Indeed, at the top was the foul beast, mayor in hand.
"Prepare yourself!" I shouted. (Back at home, Ike facepalmed again.) Dashing at the reptilian brute, I swung Ragnell madly in it's direction. I managed to slice into the hand that was carrying the mayor, and the beast let go of him. He fell safely into my arms, and I told him to run for cover. The monster had finished writhing in pain and stood up to retaliate. A swift claw swipe came my way, bashing me into the ground. Dizzy and hurt, I managed to lift myself up with my sword. It then let out a huge gust of fire, which I managed to avoid, while still taking some of the burn.

The beast and I fought for some time, landing blow after blow on one another. A powerful punch came my way, and I was crushed hard into the ground. It slowly made its way over to my crumpled body, ready to deal the final blow. Staring death in the eyes, I prepared for my last breath. The monster opened its disgusting jaw, and lowered down to take a bite. But all of a sudden, there was a loud thundering noise! As if from the heavens, an enormous object came down and crushed the beast, sparing my life.
"Oh my! What is this?" A large voice boomed. It was a giant maiden! "What a disgusting little creature! Is that... a little man? Hello, can you hear me? Are you one of the minish?"
I wearily stood up and shouted "No, I am Ik... I mean Lunar! Thank you for saving me from certain death! Who are you, and what are these minish you speak of?" The Maiden picked me up and placed me in her hand.
"I am Princess Zelda, do you not know this already? She asked
"No, I do not, I am from another world. I was dragged here by this beast, who I was battling for a friend" I answered.
"Ah, I see. Let me shrink down to your size using the minish cap, so that I may explain things more clearly." She set me down, put on a green cap, and magically reduced herself to my size. The mayor then revealed himself to the two of us, a little scared, but unharmed nonetheless. We all looked over at the lizard, who was unconscious, but trembling slightly. I held my sword tightly in preparation for whatever was about to happen next. A black substance covered the beast, and its silhouette shrank down to that of a human. Indeed, the lizard had turned into a man, and woke up dazed and confused.
"Where... am I?" muttered the man.
"You are in the Minish Forest, of Hyrule" Said the princess.
"You were apparently a giant lizard beast who could warp through dimensions. It took this princess's shoe to stop you." I explained.
"shoe...?" The puzzled man thought aloud.
"Don't ask." I interrupted. "I think we should all head back to the village so that we can each explain ourselves."
"I think that would be a great idea" added the Mayor.

-To Be Continued-

Who is this strange man?
What will happen to Lunar next?
How will he return home?
Was the lizard the only enemy Lunar will have to fight?

Find out on the next thrilling episode!

So one day the story continued, and the princess, the mayor, the mysterious man, and I were gathered around a table inside of the minish town hall. I explained my side of the story to the group, about how Ike had given me his sword and headband, and told me to fight the monster. Zelda then told us where we were, and about how the minish were a tiny race of people who lived within the forests of Hyrule. All was quiet after that, and we all stared at the mysterious man, who seemed to have recovered.

"What? Oh yes, my story. I think I remember now." Mumbled the man. "I am Sir Nealan Dewback, and I hail from the land of Wockmull. My people were fighting a war against a terrible army of darkness, and I was leading the attack as General. We fought a long and hard war, with many casualties, but in the end we were defeated. Our world was covered in darkness, and we were forced into hiding. One fateful day, I gathered a small battalion of troops, and we decided to rush the main fortress. We pushed our way in against the seemingly infinite hordes of beasts, and I managed to find the Lair of their leader. When I entered the room, I saw him. He was in enormous black armor, with a red cape as well. He turned to me and said, 'Your world is nothing compared to all the worlds that I now control, and will control in the near future! You cannot stop me!' He then cast a tremendous darkness my way and I blacked out. The next thing I knew, I was here, and in pain."
"Wockmull? I've never heard of such a place," said the Princess. "It must be another world, like the ones that Lunar and Ike hail from." I nodded in agreement.
"It seems like the man you speak of is the one that we have to defeat to end this madness. But how will we stop him if we can't even find where he is?"

Just then, a light flashed, and a portal appeared on the wall. Out of it came a man clothed in all white. "I am Gandalf, a Wizard of Middle Earth." Said the man. Princess Zelda spazzed slightly.
"Are you okay Princess?" I asked.
"Yes... I... just had a cold shock, that's all."
"I have come from my land to aid you. It seems that you have all been affected by the darkness that is consuming all worlds. Even now, my world is at danger. Let me explain about the force behind the darkness, and why we must band to fight it," spoke Gandalf. "A Dark Lord of evil, only known as the Black Knight, has been going from world to world, taking it over in order to gain power from each land. He hopes to rule all of the worlds in our Universe, and become the most powerful being in existence! But all hope is not lost, young ones. For we have here the Blessed Sword Ragnell, the only sword capable of destroying the Black Knight. He must have sent Sir Dewback here to destroy it before it could harm him. By the way, where is Ike? Is he not the owner of that sword?"
I blushed slightly, and then answered, "Ike was terribly wounded, and he asked me to take his place."
"Hmmm," the Old Wizard seemed distraught. "I hope that you are able to handle the task of destroying the Black Knight!"
"Of course I am! This is the moment I've been waiting for like... FOREVER!" I fanboyed.
"Ah yes, a powerful vigor you have indeed. Quickly, we must go through this portal to Wockmull, where the Black Knight lies! It must be finished once and for all!" The Wizard opened up another portal, and quickly went inside of it. I quickly got up and rushed for the portal.
"Oh wait, Lunar!" shouted the mayor. "We are forever in your debt. Please, take this red hat as a sign of our thanks." I took the hat and shook his hand. "Quickly, Sir Dewback, we can't waste any time!" I grabbed the odd knight and made my way for the portal.
"Wait just a second, Lunar" Said the Princess. "I have powers too, I can make a portal that will lead you directly to the Black Knight Himself!"
"Well then why haven't you done so already? Let's do this!" I answered, ready to enter the final battle. She opened up another portal, and I looked inside. The Princess then shoved us into the other world.
"Hey wait!" I yelled. "This doesn't look like a fortress!"
"Mwee he he he he" Cackled the princess from the other side. "That fool Gandalf opened me a way back home, and now I have you trapped, far away from the Dark Lord!" She then transformed into different woman. "My name is Saria, shapeshifting villianess extraordinare! And I have fooled you!" I looked down for my sword, but alas, it was gone!
"Looking for this?" Exclaimed Saria, now holding Ragnell. "The Dark Lord will enjoy destroying it! Mwee hee hee hee hee!!!" The portal then closed for good.

Sir Dewback and I looked around the new world. We were in a large field, where a battle had seemingly taken place at one time.
"Where do you suppose we are?" Asked Sir Dewback.
"You are Surrounded!" Shouted a gruff voice. "Don't move, and do as we say!" It was as they said, we were surrounded by a band of warriors. The voice from before came closer. It was a large man, with... The wings of a bird!
"Wait a minute... is that..." The Bird Man came closer. "It is! It is Ike's headband, I would recognize it anywhere! What have you done with Ike!? Where is he!?"
"Let me explain!" I gasped. I told them my story, and they seemed content with it. The Bird-Man spoke out again. "I'm glad to hear that Ike is safe. My name is Tibarn. I am leading his Mercenaries in search of him. We too have been fighting the armies of darkness. YIt is unfortunate to find out that Ragnell has been stolen, but now that we have heard of Ike's whereabouts, there is hope! Let us retreat to our base to discuss what moves we'll have to take in order to find the Black Knight and defeat him once and for all!" The group then took Sir Dewback and I back to their makeshift fortress for the night.

That night, Tibarn introduced some of the other warriors. "This is Boyd, Oscar, Rolf, Rhys, Mia, Nephenee, Brom, Titania, Soren, Mist, and Haar. They are powerful warriors that have served under Ike during this time of war.
"And who are you?" Asked Dewback, walking over to woman standing by a winged horse.
"I'm Marcia!" Answered the woman.
"I think that we are going to be GREAT friends!" Dewback exhaled gleefully. He seemed infatuated with her.
"So, Tibarn. You mentioned earlier tonight that there was a dark fortress here, and that you think inside there is a portal leading to the Black Knight?" I questioned.
"Correct, it is through that portal that these foul monsters keep coming. If we take the fortress by force, we may be able to get to it. It's our only chance."
"Yes, but our numbers are small, how are we going to take down a fortress that big?" I knew that these were strong warriors, but I knew we were outnumbered.
"You underestimate the Greil Mercenaries, Lunar! Tomorrrow morning you shall see their full power! We shall lead you to that portal, have no fear!" Shouted Boyd from across the room.
"Then it's settled." Tibarn pounded his fist on the table "We shall make our march to the Fortress of darkness at dawn!"

-To Be Continued-

Will the Mercenaries be able to reach the portal?
How will Lunar retrieve Ragnell?
Will Dewback get over his strange love for Peg Knights?

Find out these answers and more in the next episode!

Yay, I was right about the lizard man! v;
Oh sure, make ME the villan... :rolleyes:
Why hasn't Soren said anything yet? arrg;
And I don't actually laugh like that, you know. XB

Good Looking House Tibarn always saves the day. ^_^

Oh, and you're brilliant Lunar.

Lunar, that was absolutely amazing and hilarious and awesome and zomg.

Also:

No. XB

I have a feeling this is going to be a pretty long one, so there's going to be a lot of ideas. And also, I've included two people from WOCML already. I'll try to incorperate more people, but if I don't get everyone, please don't be offended. It's just going to be who fits where, alright?

And Saria, that's how you'd laugh if you were a shapeshifting villainess.


NOTE: When I misspell villainess, spell check gives me "Gainesville" as a correction. That's where I live, XB.

Yes ma'am. ^_^

So one day the story continued........

The Black Knight looked out through the enormous window panes of Castle Wokmull. From them he could see his darkness spreading throughout the world. He could feel the pain and suffering in the people, as well as the power growing within him. He was pleased. Just then a portal opened in the room.
"Mwa ha ha ha ha..." It was Saria. "I have returned my Lord."
The Dark Lord turned to see her. "Ah yes, Saria. Have you the Sword? Give it to me so that I may destroy it!" His voice boomed with anticpation, his impatience showing.
"Not so fast, Black Knight," Quipped Saria. "You must keep your end of the bargain too! You promised to free my world and my people if I brought you Ragnell."
The Dark Lord did not answer.
"Answer me!" The woman screamed. "You promised! I am a Queen! I too have great pow..." Her sentence was cut short. The Dark Lord had flashed over to her, and had her by the neck. "Things change, my dear. You of all people should know that. You no longer have any power, it belongs to ME!" The castle trembled at the Black Knight's very words.
Gasping for dear life, Saria became desperate. She then remebered that she was clutching the Holy Blade, Ragnell! She mustered all of her strength and managed to swing the sword into the Black Knight. "Take THAT!" She screamed. The Knight did not budge. Saria looked down to see that the sword had passed right through him.
"Did you think that YOU could defeat me with that sword? You certainly aren't bright, are you? Although this is indeed the Holy Sword capable of beating me, a person such as yourself is unable to wield it. I have grown in power as well, this Sword no longer has the same effect over me as it once did. You have failed, Your 'Highness'." The Black Knight tightened his grip around her neck. She squirmed to break free, but it was hopeless.
"BLACK KNIGHT!" The doors burst open, and a gust of wind blew through the enormous chamber. A young man with bright red hair stood in the entrance. He was holding a bass guitar in the manner of a broad sword, prepared to strike.
"You destroyed my World, and now you shall pay for it!" The red haired man yelled as he dashed forward to attack. The Black Knight turned to see him, and dropped Saria. He pulled out his sword and blocked the Guitar's edge.
"How is it that your weapon can match Alondite?" The Black Knight was taken aback. "It shall never do so again!" He then forced his great sword down upon the Bass, shattering it into two pieces. Saria, still holding Ragnell, managed to stand and point the sword at the Dark Lord. "I'll never let you win!" She attempted to strike the Knight down, but it was once again futile.
"I have told you once before, You and that Sword are utterly powerless against me now." Scoffed the Black Knight. "I have had enough of these interruptions! I shall seal the both of you away, FOREVER!" He then opened a portal, which began to suck in Saria and the Red Haired Man. Saria plunged Ragnell into the ground to keep from flying in, but she slid off of it's hilt and into the Portal. The Red Haired man managed to keep a hold of both pieces of his shattered Bass as he flew into the abyss.

They both woke up in a realm of all white. The Red Haired Man woke first, and went over to help Saria. "Are you alright?" He asked?
She did not answer him. She was awake, but badly traumatized. "I tried to save my Kingdom, but I ended up betraying them instead. Now he has the Holy Sword Ragnell, and my people are still in danger. What have I done!?"
The Red Haired Man took her hand and lifted her up to her feet. "My world was also shattered by that man. I swore revenge, but now my weapon is destroyed. However, I can't give up hope, and neither should you. We need to find a way out of here so that we can both defeat the Black Knight once and for all!"
Saria looked at him, and nodded. "Who are you?" She asked.
"I am Marth, from FLCL, the world of Grunge and Rock." He answered.
"FLCL?"
"Er... it's pronounced Fooly Cooly." He looked somewhat embarrassed. "Now, where do you suppose we are?" He looked all around but could see nothing.

Suddenly, Catgirls! Thousands of them! They appeared as if from nowhere, stampeding towards Marth and Saria. They came to a halt in front of the pair, and a Man wearing cat ears stepped forth.
"Are you trapped here too, Nyo? Baka Chan of the Catgirls shall help you find your way, Nyo!"
Marth and Saria looked at one another. "Nyo?"

-To Be Continued-

Where are Marth and Saria?
Who is this strange Baka fellow?
How will Lunar's battle fare?

Find out in the next thrilling episode!

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER CREATED

Only fault in it. Otherwise, is epic. XB

mglw'nafh; mglw'nafh; mglw'nafh; mglw'nafh; mglw'nafh; mglw'nafh; mglw'nafh; mglw'nafh; mglw'nafh; mglw'nafh;

XD
Look, Marth, you're stuck with me! I'm sure we'll have LOTS of fun together! XB

Lulz FLCL.... Is it any good? The art's always interested me, but other than that I've never really looked into it.

It's only the best thing EVER. My second favorite Anime, just behind Cowboy Bebop. I'd definitely recommend watching it.

XD What about reading? :P

Watching has way more effect in this case.

Fineeeee, I'll add it to my list of stuff. XB

WAAAAAAGH SO AWESOME

--INTERMISSION CHAPTER--

The Fourth Wall, it is Breached!

"The night before we would battle for the fate of Tellius, I settled down to sleep in one of the chambers. Dewback was also there, preparing to get some shut eye for himself." Narrated Lunar, out loud.
"You know, I've been meaning to know why you've been narrating everything, Lunar." quipped Dewback.
"Well er... I don't know?"
"I think it's beginning to annoy everyone, especially the writer. He hates writing in First person." Dewback spoke the truth. The narrator, I mean me... er uh... I mean lunar...
"Just get on with it!" shouted Lunar at the writer... I mean... me. Sorry Guys, it's just that I don't like writing in 1st person all the time, It's annoying! I'm much better suited for third person writing.
"Well, you're the writer, can't you take care of that yourself?" Remarked Dewback, who has a point here. I guess I can, can't I! From now on, I'll write in third person. Thanks for reminding me I could.
"No problem." Said Lunar casually. "Wait... what's that!?" He looked over to find... OH MAN WHAT IS THAT? IT'S LIKE A HOLE SUCKING EVERYTHING IN IT!
"We've broken the fourth wall way too much, it's going to deteriorate the entire story!" Shouted Dewback as he clung to a bedpost... whoa, it's taking me too!
"Stop speaking to us like that, you're making it worse!" Shouted Lunar. Er uh... sorry.
"Stop it!" They both yelled in unison. Tibarn rushed in to see the room in chaos.
"What is all this!?" He exclaimed.
"It's the fourth wall, you need to patch it up Tibarn, quickly!" screamed Dewback in horror. "Screamed? Since when do I scream? You need to get better at segueing in and out of dialogue." Quipped Dewback at the narrator, who got slightly annoyed and hurt by this comment. *sniff*
"Dew, you're not HELPING!" Shouted Lunar.
"Well, SORRY!" Dewback yelled back. In the meantime, Tibarn managed to patch up the hole in the fourth wall using some nearby supplies.
"This should hold it for the rest of the story" He sighed. "No more of this breaking the fourth wall, ok narrator?" The narrator understood. He would continue writing in the third person, as to be less confusing.

-To be continued-

Will Lunar stop procrastinating and start studying for his Macro exam?
Will another chapter ever be written?
Will Dewback stop being a Jerky McJerkface? *sniff* ;_;

These answers and more revealed on the NEXT EPISODE!

Rofl. Also, I see you liked my thread split idea. v;

NEVER

Well I guess you won't get anymore chapters then, what would you have to say to that, huh, HUH?

NOOOO MY ONE WEAKNESS

-TINY INTERMISSION WITH MORE FOURTH WALL BREAKING-

Tibarn then noticed that the thread was getting out of hand. "Enough antagonizing Lunar, Dewback, you're going to bust open this whole thread into a mishmash of nonsense!" The narrator nodded in agreeme... OH MAN IT OPENED UP AGAIN! CRAP, IT TOOK MY SHOE, DANG IT. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE DEW. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
Tibarn sighed. "It's going to be a LOOONG time before Lunar stops studying and writes another proper chapter." He then went back to work fixing the gaping hole in the fourth wall. He also could do the narrator a favor by throwing that shoe back over here, okay?

-To be continued-

Will yadda yadda yadda?
How yadda yaddady ya?
Dewback is stupid!

Find out the answers to blah blah blah yeah you get the point.

Am not stupid. ;_;

Take your darn shoe back. *aims for Lunar's head*

lol this is weird.

I WANNA BE IN

You have already been planned for Saturn. Never you fear. You might be a ways off however. I think you'll like what I've got in store for you though.

OW, thanks JERKY MC JERKFACE! arrg;
"STOP IT, THE BOTH OF YOU!" Roared Tibarn.

Sorry. ;_;

Sorry. ;_;

THATS COOL TO HEAR

why is tibarn a house anyway he is a bird guy who pwns people

Hahaha you guys got yelled at by a good looking house. ^_^

-No More Intermissions for the time being, the story will now continue-

The Warriors Prepare

Dawn had not yet settled on the war-torn land of Tellius when Lunar, Dewback, and the Greil Mercenaries marched quietly towards the Fortress of Darkness. Everyone was mentally preparing themselves for the great battle as the attack plans were being outlined by the young Tactician, Soren. (Somewhere, Saria twitched violently)
"Our plan is to take them by surprise. Tibarn and Marcia will fly both Lunar and Dewback over the side wall." The blunt young man explained the plans meticulously to the patient group. "The four of them must stealthily make their way to the front gate, and open a smaller entrance near the front. Then the rest of us can sneak in, and start taking out the soldiers who are sleeping about now. I'm sure they'll have figured it out by then, and they'll quickly try to stop us. By that time, we should be making our way inside the main base, and rushing towards the portal."
"It's brilliant!" Remarked Dewback. "I've beaten POR THREE TIMES, and I haven't even thought of such a good plan!"
"Of course it's great. I would not come up with anything less." Scoffed Soren, rejecting any compliments Dew would offer.
"Yes, it will do Soren," Said Tibarn proudly. "Listen up, men. We're severely outnumbered here, we need to work as stealthily as possible for the plan to work. I have faith in all of you." The group neared the side of the fortress, and stayed hidden in the forest nearby. "Now, which one of you will go with me, and which one of you will go with Marcia?" Asked the Laguz King.
"I'LL GLADLY GO WITH MARCIA." Dewback blurted.
"Fine, I'll go with Tibarn then." Lunar said as he glanced strangely at the entranced Dewback.

As he and Marcia prepared to take off, Tibarn spoke to Lunar privately. "You will have need of this sword." Tibarn pulled out a large, well crafted sword. "This is Ettard. It's not nearly as powerful as Ragnell, but it should serve you well in the time being."
"I'll proudly use it to free your land, Tibarn." Replied Lunar. Tibarn shifted into a Bird, and took Lunar in his Talons. Dew took his seat behind Marcia upon her Pegasus, and the four of them took off.
"We shall see the rest of you soon, fight well my fellow warriors!" Those were Tibarn's words as he flew up and over the wall.

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Meanwhile, in the odd pocket dimension, Marth, Saria and Baka, along with his vast army of Catgirls, trekked in search of an exit. "My world was also taken over by the Black Knight, Nyo!" Baka's enthusiasm seemed unusually high for someone trapped in a seemingly infinite void. "At first he used me and my Catigirls as slaves, but it became far too awkard for him, and he tossed us all here in this dimension, Nyo! However, I've seen a portals open up in odd places around here, so if we keep searching, we maybe able to find it, Nyo!"
"But it's random where it appears, right? We could be searching forever!" Saria seemed desperate.
"Well, there's lots of catgirls here, so maybe one of them will see it, Nyo!"
"Great..." Grumbled Marth. "In the meantime, did you know that Eddie Vedder was originally in a Red Hot Chili Peppers Tribute Band?"
"Sorry, I'm not into that kind of stuff." Commented Saria. "Hey! Have you heard Manau? IT'S GREAT!"
"I LIKE SUPAGIRL, NYO!" shouted Baka.
Marth panicked and screamed, "I NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS TERRIBLE PLACE!!!"

After searching for what seemed like hours, the group saw a strange man in distance. He was carrying a briefcase, and standing there as if nothing was strange. He looked over and saw the large group, and walked over to Saria.
"Why hello there, Ma'am. I am a strapping young Bra Salesman, Silent is my name! Although, some people just call me Bat. Can I interest you in some bras?"
"How dare you! Such a personal thing!" Saria slapped Silent right on the face.
"Yeeeouch! I take it you don't want any then?" He looked downtrodden.
"No, and never ask again." Saria asserted. "By the way, have you seen an exit anywhere around here?"
"Actually yes," Answered Silent. "I saw a portal that was opening and closing not too far from here, in that direction." He pointed. "I'll show you where if you purchase at least ONE bra from me."
"Fiiine..." Saria acquiesced to the offer.
"Excellent." The strange salesman beamed gleefully, and led the group off in search of the portal.

-To Be Continued-

*twitches violently*
zomg;

OMG OMG OMG OMG

*brief fangirl over lunar*

OH MAN THIS JUST KEEPS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Silent's entrance was PERFECT, and suitably akward

THE BATTLE FOR TELLIUS

Lunar, Tibarn, Marcia, and Dewback touched down quietly on the other side. Without making a sound, they crept along the side of the wall, hugging the shadows as they went. "Alright," Whispered Tibarn. "Lunar and I will go to the other side and open the gate. Dew, Marcia, you keep watch back here." He and Lunar left the shadows and stealthily crept across the inner yard.

Dewback looked over at Marcia and whispered, "So, when this is all over, are you... doing anything?" Marcia glanced at him and said nothing. Dewback was crushed. All of a sudden, they both heard a strange noise coming from the sky. Above them large object, falling directly towards the fortress! "What is that!?" Gasped Marcia.
"It looks like... a ship!" whispered Dewback. Indeed, a strange ship was falling towards them. On the side of the ship read the inscription "U.N.S.C.". "What could that mean?" Questioned Dewback. The rear of the ship was in flames, and it was on a collision course with the castle! "Brace yourself, Marcia!" Dewback pounced on her in order to save her, even though this was probably unnecessary. The ship's hull slammed into the side of the wall, creating a loud explosion, and throwing debris everywhere.

On the other side of the yard, Lunar and Tibarn heard the loud crash. "What the hell was that!?" Exclaimed Tibarn.
"Whatever it was, I'm sure it just ended our chances of being stealthy! The others will have to wait, we need to see if Dew and Marcia are OK!" Shouted Lunar as they sped off in the direction.
"I'll go open the gate, you go check on them." Answered Tibarn. As he said this, the sound of alarm horns could be heard echoing through the fortress. "Oh great, it seems I'll have to get my talons bloody a little early..."

Lunar reached the crash site, and saw that Dewback and Marcia were fine, although Dew was still tightly clutching Marcia. She seemed displeased, and shoved him off. All of a sudden, a hatch popped open, and two mysterious figures emerged. They both were wearing futuristic Armor, one was Green and the Other orange.
"Now I know why people always say that women can't drive!" The green armored man chuckled as he took off his helmet.
"Take that back Buttercrust. You know I can't see well in this stupid suit! I should have never worn it in the first place!" The other suit fell apart, and revealed a woman in a blue suit with Blonde hair. "That's much better. Now... where are we?"
"Halt! Who are you!" Shouted Lunar from the ground.
"Nyuuuuuuu! Who said that?" The blonde girl looked down at the group of warriors. "Oh hello there! I'm Emmy and this is Admiral Buttercrust! We're from a group of resistance fighters who travel through Portalspace! We got lost in a portal jump and crash landed here!"
"It's CHIEFY. I told you to call me CHIEFY!" Buttercrust fumed.
"Settle down, Butterface. Anywho, it seems like you're fighting the forces of darkness too. Mind if we lend a helping hand?"Lunar was surprised that the two didn't seem to notice the surrounding danger. "Well, I don't think you have any choice! Quickly, come with us before they see you!" He shouted. The two from the spaceship joined the warriors, and they rushed off towards the Main gate.

On the other side of the gate, Soren and the rest of the mercenaries had heard the crash. Rolf seemed worried. "What was that noise? It will wake up the soldiers, and our plan will be ruined!"
"Shush Rolf, this situation could be beneficial too." Soren assuaged the young lad. " If the guards rush to that position, then we'll have a clearer entrance when Tibarn and the others open the door!" Sure enough, as Soren mentioned this, Tibarn opened a small entrance in the front. "Through here! Quickly, we need to get in there while the confusion is still high!" The band of Mercenaries went through the doorway and made their way to the entrance of the base.

Lunar and the others were not as lucky. The Guards had been alerted to the position of the crash, and began to swarm the area. "We'll have to fight our way through!" Yelled Lunar. A seemingly endless horde of dark soldiers rushed towards them. "We'll never make it!" Yelled Dewback.
"Nyuuuuuu!" Nyuued Emmy.
"We just need to keep pushing!" Lunar brandished Ettard and jumped into the foray, swinging it madly. Buttercrust took out his battle rifle and ZM readied her laser whip. Marcia and Dew clutched their Spears and marched into the swarm.
"There's so many!" Shouted Lunar as his blade took out several soldiers.
"It's nothing Chiefy can't handle!" Shouted Buttercrust as he fired his Battle Rifle. The Horde came down hard upon the tiny group, and soon they were surrounded. Just then, the call of a wyvern came down from above.
"Sorry guys, I fell asleep." Yawned Haar, who only recently realized that the battle had begun. He and his wyvern cleared out a large group of soldiers, and opened a path for the group to reach the main door. "I'll hold them back for awhile, you guys go on in, the others are waiting!"
"Thanks, Haar, we owe you one!" Yelled Lunar as he and the others made their way inside of the Fortress.

-To Be Continued-

OMG SO AWESOME EVEN THOUGH YOU MAKE ME ACT LIKE ECKS

I'M THERE AND THIS IS NOT HALOID BUT I APPROVE. ^________^

Evil of Tellius Revealed

Upon entering the fortress, the two groups once again reunited. Lunar and Dewback explained the situation with the crash, and introduced Buttercrust and Emmy. "This one, in blue, is Emmy, and over here, in green, is Captain Crunch."
"Admiral Buttercrust that is." pouted Buttercrust. "I mean... CHIEFY! IT'S CHIEFY, GET IT RIGHT PEOPLE!"
"Nyuuuuu! You are quite the handsome looking House, Tibarn!" Exclaimed Emmy.
"Uh... thank you... I think." Tibarn was confused by the girl's odd statement. "Now, we need to find who's in charge here." Just as he said this, a strange, round, man appeared from the shadows. "Don't attack!" He exclaimed as he walked towards the group. He was indeed a Fat, balding man wearing purple robes. "My name is Oliver, and this used to be my home, before the darkness took it over! I'm being held hosta... My! What a beauty!" He looked over towards Marcia.
"NO SHE'S MINE!" Snarled Dewback and he ran towards Oliver.
"Er... Not her lad... the horse! Such beautiful white wings... it's beautiful!" Oliver seemed completely distracted by the Pegasus. "Ahem, sorry about that, what was I saying? Oh yes, I can lead you to the one who is controlling this place, follow me!" He led them up the staircase and into a grand ballroom. He then quickly ran around to a lever on the wall and pulled it. "HA! The doors are SEALED! You won't get any farther! Lord Mika, come quickly, I have trapped the resistance fighters here!"
"Ah yes.. It is the brave warriors." A man cloaked in black walked down the staircase. "It is impressive that you made it here. However, those warriors are incompetent, I shall have to finish the job!"
"And what makes you think you can do that!?" Shouted Lunar.
"What makes YOU think I CAN'T do that?" Lord Mika volleyed back.
"What? What are you doing, stop contradicting me for the sake of contradiction!"
"No, YOU stop contradicting ME for the sake of contradiction" Lord Mika chuckled.
"GAH, HIS POWERS OF BEING ARGUMENTATIVE ARE TOO STRONG, I CAN'T WIN!" Lunar fell to the floor, writhing in agony. Soren, fearing the worst, devised a quick plan.
"Lord Mika, if you do not surrender, I shall tell Sakurai to remove Lucario, Snake, Toon Link, and Dedede from brawl." Soren was devious in his execution.
"NO, YOU WOULDN'T!? WOULD YOU!??? FINE, I SURRENDER, I SURRENDER! HECK, I'LL JOIN YOU, JUST DON'T DO THAT!"
"Good, I win." Soren smiled devilishly.
"Man, Soren's a jerk." Commented Dewback.
"I know that you are searching for the Portal, I can take you to it. I never much cared for the Black Knight anyway, he was a rude fellow." Mika seemed sincere. Honestly Sincere.
"Fine, let's go." said Lunar, as he followed Mika towards the portal room.