CITAS DE LA SERIE (Primera Temporada)

1x01,02 - Secret Truths
-"A faze is like a low carb diet , not who you wake up next to "-Spencer
-"Didn't you read the no dogs no dykes sign."-Madison
-"And don’t even bleed on the leather."-Ashley
-"Keep it up hotshot and we will all lose"-Aiden
-"...But uh that isn't exactly true is it? You're more like a royal bitch."-Ashley
-"It official, your an ass" -Spencer
-"She's hot, I'm hot, it'd be hot."-Glen
-"What are you? Gay, straight, all of the above?"-Spencer
"I'm Not Into Labels"-Ashley
-"Sexual orientation really shouldn’t be on the list of what makes a good friend or not."-Arthur
-"Your brother's an Ass!"-Aiden
-"I was gonna keep it. Someone I can finally love, and someone who would love me for just me. But then I lost it. Along with everything else good in life." -Ashley
-"I think God is a little too busy to be worried about which two people like each other." -Spencer
-"Your Soooooo Gay"-Madison

1x03 - Friends, Lovers, Others, and Brothers
-"Bite me, "queer eye".-Madison
"Not if you were the last Barbie on earth."-Ashley

1x04 - Put Out or Get Out
-"Triple word score... H-E-R-P-E-S"-Ashley
-"I'm listening."-Aiden
"That's because you still love me."-Madison
"No... that's because I'm a whore."-Aiden
-"It is not a date!"-Spencer
”Oh really? Then why are you putting on those platforms I let you borrow. You know they give you blisters, and they're the last things that cute guys are gonna notice. Wait a minute, unless you want Kelly to sweep you off your feet!"-Ashley

1x05 - First Time
-"You know, if you weren't all fast and loose on the computer, then you wouldn't be bringing on all these cyber-diseases"-Spencer
-"Do not download any porn! I don't want to come read my email and be looking at some girls giant circus boobs!"-Spencer
-"It was the moment between knowing what she wanted, and feeling safe enough to go there."-Ashley
-"Yeah! That's right it's me! Wooo!"-Ashley

1x06 - Girl's Guide to Dating
-"Why am I on everyone's first to get shot list?!"-Madison
-"You are about as deep as a puddle."-Sean
-"Whatever people consider to be normal, it never is."-Ashley
-"I always feel weird lying to my parents"-Spencer
" Sometimes you have to lie to live, sometimes you don't" -Ashley
-"Screw it! I don't want to be gay."-Spencer
-"All day long I’ve been trying to tell you the most important thing and all you want to do is hang out with....BOYS!!!" -Spencer

1x07 - Friends with Benefits
-"When I was kissing Aiden, I was thinking about you..."-Spencer
-"Trust me...I don’t want him. I've already played that hand. I just wanted to mess with him...and you."-Ashley
-"Boys, you always wreck the perfect moments."-Ashley

1x08 - Under My Skin
-"I’m glad you came back tonight. I couldn’t handle another night without talking to you."-Spencer
-"I love…these brownies."-Ashley
-"I like what I like and I go after it." -Ashley
-"You like too many people" -Spencer
-"Relax ok. She is just a friend nothing to get all jealous over, its not like you're my girlfriend."-Ashley
-“Just watching tv with the Brady bunch.”-Spencer
-"You live in this great home, with your great brothers, ok, one great brother, Clay. And your mom kisses you and lets you hang out with teenage lesbian freaks"-Ashley
"You're not a freak, you just act like one sometimes."-Spencer

1x09 - Shake Rattle & Roll
-"Oh really? Whats gonna happen? Are we gonna have a rumble, chica?"-Ashley
-"Tough times are more then just family to me."-Ashley
-"Girl! I knew that you were freaky, but I didn't know how freaky!"-Sherry
-"She's using my cell phone to tell everyone what I like to do in bed?! She's right but.....I would never spell it wrong!"-Ashley
-"Give me my phone slut!"-Ashley
"Noooope"-Madison

1x10 - Say it Aint So, Spencer
-"You can't make someone love you, honey. It's a big step. Just give her some time. “Eventually, love trumps fear everytime.” -Cat, camarera en el Gray
-"Look I’m not in the mood to kick your ass so why don't you take your get out of jail free card and have a nice day!" -Ashley
-"The real family are the people who are there for you day in and day out. There are no rules as to what a family looks likethese days. It’s like blood only matters if you need a donor."-Sean
-"Aw, now you've got me wearing your shade. How convenient, just in case we end up in some spontaneous liplock."-Spencer
-"Trust me, it won't be spontaneous."-Ashley
-"I'm not that easy" -Ashley
" That's not what I heard" -Spencer
"I mean, to be with" -Ashley
-"What hurts even more is the fact that you don't want anyone to think it's true, even if it is a lie."-Ashley
-"...but this isn’t what she is..."-Glen
"What she is; this is about you, not her; and unless I hear it from her...WE'RE GOOD."-Ashley
-"I really like you and I want to be with you! And it would just make things so much easier…"-Spencer
"For who? Maybe for everybody else, but not for you. It’s okay, you are who you are."-Aiden
"But what if I’m not ready to be who I am?"-Spencer
"You are. You’ll be fine. I’m the one whose rep’s trashed. I’m the one who’s turned two girls gay."-Aiden
-"I’m sorry. I just freaked out. I didn’t want to deal with being gay. But I couldn’t deal with not being with you."-Spencer

1x11 - What Just Happened?
-"I can take care of myself, with some left over to take care of you." -Spencer
-"Because I want you, and I don't want to hurt you."-Ashley
-"I've tried to deal with you partners Ashley, but when they stay the night.." -Madre de Ashley
-”What are you doing?”-Spencer
“I’m checking your lifeline. I want to see if you'll be around for a while.”-Ashley
-"And how are you gonna stop me, your never home!"-Spencer
-"I know from experience that you’re the one that does the heartbreaking. Maybe you’re afraid that Spencer’s the one that could break yours."-Aiden
-"Glen goes out every night, and nobody says anything, and then I go out to help a friend and get the inquisition, a little double standerd, don’t you think!?"-Spencer
-"Do you want that life? Stupid little comments about what you are and how you feel? That's why I learned to laugh most things off, cause it hurts too much to do anything else."-Ashley
-"I'll be over here, if either one of you guys decides to uh... 'straighten up'"-Aiden
-"I can't just be your friend, Ashley. It has to be more than that…or, I'm out or your life...I have to figure out mine.." -Spencer
-"I’m sorry for the come here and go away trip I’ve been putting you through."-Ashley
-"Your aloneness gives you a certain clarity."-Ashley
-"Get a room! since when did this become the island of 'lesbos'?" -Madison
"How you'd get pissed when she does a geography joke?wonder if she knows what it means. We know her evil minions don't." -Spencer
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