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assalamualaikum seme =)
saje je...anyway org rase..hmm...i personally agree with most of these :D
u see..it's very easy to keep a woman..eh..a girl happy
these are aaaaalllll it takes...not so much huh? eheheheh

-aziah

"How to Keep a Woman Happy"



It's not difficult.

To keep a woman happy, a man only needs to be:



1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organiser

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate



WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:



44. give her compliments regularly

45. love shopping

46. be honest

47. be very rich

48. not stress her out

49. not look at other girls



AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:



50. give her lots of attention, but expect little

yourself

51. give her lots of time, especially time for

herself

52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes


ok owk? B)
anyone with the list on how to keep a man happy? bet that would be much much shorter :P

-aziah

perhaps there is another option..Girl always ask for more but man only ask 4 once.:)..too many thing that man need to do besides love a woman..be spiderman is also man responsibility rite?..:)

yours truly asia,
-mahyudin-

hmmm...let's see...ehehe..that's just how most girls are..there's nothing much you can do about it...the best you can do..live with it..heheh...yep..exactly..they should've include spiderman in the list..man..how could they carelessly, absent-mindedly missed that out :o ..thanks for pointing out :) ..and not forgetting the rest...superman, invisible man, incredible hulk, kluang man and all..pendek kate all-in-one lah..eheheh...:D
peace..no heart feeling aa? ehehe
wassalam
-aziah

hahaha..that was really cool..but ridiculous...being a spiderman is not our responsibility..

But girls,to be honest women are really hard to understand..Ok,for men,got few tips on what women really want when something comes out from their mouth..check it out..hehe.. :lol:

-You want = You want
-We need = I want
-It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
-Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
-We need to talk = I need to complain
-Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
-I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
-You're... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
-You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
-I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.
-Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
-This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
-I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...
-Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
-I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
-Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
-How much do you love me?= I did something today you're really not going to like.
- Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
-You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
-Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
-Yes = No
-No = No
-Maybe = No
-I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.
-Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.
-I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
-All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that
we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to
look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOD those pink sheets would look
great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

interesting...tuhlaaa...take it from me, even i myself find it hard to understand my own self :blink:
tuhlaa..parts of what you pasted are true, girls might say the opposite thing of what they really mean to say, but then again, to keep them happy, you have to learn to understand these kind of special language.. ;)
i bought a book on this topic titled 'men are from mars, women are from venus'..interesting gok aa..basically what it tells you is that in a relationship, we have to understand that men and women, they are not only physically different, but they are also emotionally different..to keep both parties happy, both have to always remember, that they ARE different..that would make things less complicated.. :)
tuhlaa..sesape rajin, bace la buku tuh..best gok..kalu maleh beli pong, gi bace kat kinokuniya je..eheheh
-aziah

its a simple thing to deal with woman..man,do you want to do..the left,you do what you have to do..dont ever think woman is complicated..try to love what you have, not love what u try to have..basic communication is simple..we must respect the others to be respected..and always remember,woman came out from alien genetic yy only..man xy more stable..thats why all the list came out from woman(alien)..hikhikhik

yours sincerely,
-mahyudin-

wah... terase seperti berade di amerika dgn perbualan yg berhabuk org putih... heheh :P

tadok gapo arib..nok kecek kelate pun takpo..sajo jah kecek omputih..belajar hudoh2 deh..berlatih ngan kengkawan..bukan nak menunjuk-nunjuk..mintak maaf jika ada yang rase camtu.

yang benar2 yudin,

-mahyudin-

Yaa..betul bak kata Yudin.."kecekan" kelantan dan t'ganu pun bulieh... B)

hahah... orait la tuh... practice kite english and not engrish... saje nyampuk..

and perhaps some 'manglish'...

mende fiut..ngarut a tue..arib kene..hikhikhik...sori arib,aku tersengaje pressure..hakhakhak

mirror of false,
-mahyudin-

mende mahyuddin..

takde aper2 tiaq..tukar lah gambar tue..macam real.

yang ikhlas,
-mahyudin-

saya dah tukar saudara mahyuddin..

ya baiklah..shaiful,awak memang pandai memilih gambar..yang baru pun cantik,sesuai ngan awak..pandailah awak nie.

hakhakhak,
-mahyudin-