Just for laughs, I'ld like to share it. from one article that i've read.

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over
100%. How about achieving 103%? Here is a little math that
might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U
V W X Y Z

Is represented as

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%.



K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%



But,

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%



And,

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%



So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get
you close, Attitude will get you there, and Bullshit will take you
over the top.

But look how far ass kissing will take you.


A S S K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%.

So the next time someone ask you to give more than 100%, you
know what is required of you.


Have a GREAT day!!!