I'm not allowed on the Internet, so I'm doing this in secret. I will be unable to come on for a while, then have a sudden posting binge. I'm sorry, and I love you guys. But unfortunately, I'll be on here a lot less. :(

I give you all my pity, and hope that a magical laptop (with internet access too!) will drop from the sky into your bedroom. Aside from that, I hope you're doing ok.