Sam: I think there has to be a door between where you cook and where you crap. Even in the bush - tribal people, you know, they have a place for both. Probably it's like a law. God! It's probably in the Bible. It's at least a building code violation. ~ Life as a house


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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home who answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night.
* Marie Corelli


When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
* Kathy Buckley

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
-- Jeff Bridges


"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
--Mark Twain

see now you've just hit on my favorite thing in the world QUOTES!!!!



~Click your heels and say “I need a life, I need a life”

~For those who think life is a joke: just think of the punchline

~I didn't want to get to the end of my life and find that I have just lived the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well.

~I used to have a handle on life...then I broke it....

~if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life

~Imagine your life without me... miserable huh?

~In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on

it is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid, than to open it and remove all doubt. -Mark Twain

time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all its students-firehotquotes.com

"The Germans have an inhuman way of cutting up their verbs. Now a verb has a hard enough time of it in this world when it's all together. It's downright inhuman to split it up. But that's just what those Germans do. They take part of a verb and put it down here, like a stake, and they take the other part of it and put it away over yonder like another stake, and in between these two limits they just shovel in German."

Mark Twain

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!

All that glitters has a high refractive index.

Keep honking. I'm reloading.

Better living through denial.

Too many freaks...not enough circuses.

Earn cash in your spare time. Blackmail friends.

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Going the speed of light is bad for your age.

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

A cubicle is a padded cell without a door.

All generalizations are false. Including this one.

You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories

Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world

The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall


Unfortunetly i don't know who any of these quotes are by....

I doubt anyone will admit to them.

Your probably right lol

I'm on Piney's, do you know what I'm talking about? If so, I'm pretty sure I know you...if not, I'm probably just mad.

umm *has no clue what your talking about* :blink: lol

ok, it's just another RPG, lol...a friend of mine has some of the quotes you posted, so I wondered if you were her, lol :lol:

there are three kinds of lies in this world: Lies, Damn lies, and statistics-(the one, the only,) Mark Twain

Twain Schmain....now if you want great quotes it's Oscar Wilde every time...;)

cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing.
Oscar Wilde

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.
Oscar Wilde

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
Oscar Wilde

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Oscar Wilde

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
Oscar Wilde

A poet can survive everything but a misprint.
Oscar Wilde

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
Oscar Wilde

A true friend stabs you in the front.
Oscar Wilde

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament.
Oscar Wilde

Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
Oscar Wilde

Alas, I am dying beyond my means.
Oscar Wilde

All art is quite useless.
Oscar Wilde

All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling.
Oscar Wilde

All that I desire to point out is the general principle that life imitates art far more than art imitates life.
Oscar Wilde

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
Oscar Wilde

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds.
Oscar Wilde

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.
Oscar Wilde

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Oscar Wilde

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.
Oscar Wilde

Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everyone in good society holds exactly the same opinion.
Oscar Wilde

Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.
Mark Twain.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain.

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
David Richerby.

Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.
Joss Whedon.

Buffy loves Angel. He loves her. And I love Ho Hos.
Joss Whedon.

I also don't trust Caribou anymore. They're out there, on the tundra, waiting... Something's going down. I'm right about this.
Joss Whedon.

Quiet on the set... unless you're poultry.
Joss Whedon.

I was the coolest guy of the non-cool crowd.
Matthew Perry.

I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.
Matthew Perry.

I love.. them. All of them..

hey Ruth, do you really like Oscar Wilde or something? :P j/k.

Rean, those are good quotes...Also, the site I was talking about that I wondered if Kaelyn was on. The admin of Savanna Fate is a member, lol...that's the only connection I could get...

Yeah! Piney's site! I think I'm on there, too. A long time ago.. But yeah, Len is on there. Probably not named Len, though. :lol:

wow! You were on Piney's? Who were you?? Anyway, yeah, she's Cougar on there...

I was RavenFire, I think.

I haven't been on in a lifetime, though.

ok...lol, I don't remember, but that's normal for me. I'm Thunderheart's Legacy, since I just killed off Thunderheart.

I think I only RPed RavenFire like twice.. so its not a bad thing you don't remember.. lol

ok, it was worrying me a bit, since I thought I knew everyone...

Hahaha, yeah. It's a pretty big site, though.

it's gotten less active...some of the old people have left or gotten inactive...

That sucks..

yah, but some new people have joined, so it's not so bad...It's nowhere near being a dead site. :ph43r: i just think that smiley's so cool! though :lol: is by far my favorite...lol

lol

:lol:

I'm bored.

Me too.

join the club, we've got jackets.

It's too hot out here to even think about jackets. ::fans self::

depends where you are, I guess. I'm inside on the computer, wearing a t-shirt...

I'm in my room in tshirts and shorts, the window is open, the fan is on, and the air conditioner is on, and I'm still burning up.

Then again, I am all sweaty and hot from fencing.

fencing! Luckee! :lol: I've got a wooden practice sword, but no one fences around here, so I can't get an instructor...

Fencing? Hah! From the time I was seven, my little brother thought it was great fun to whack me with wooden swords! Or plastic. DAMN, those hurt. My parents, of course, thought it was cute, and make him stop. It really sucked.

Now all he does is play Halo.

Snow Patrol! At last, this station has stopped playing Tori Amos and is going to let us listen to something good!

My older brother never tried to whack me... he did try to strangle me once or twice, but he's a weakling. I made my friends try to whack me, though. :D

Yeah, fencing has been my main sport for a few years. :D

YEah, I'm stupid like that too. I purposely bait my friend, who I swear is a descendant of the Amazons. She's an ex-swimmer.

lol, genius :rolleyes: I ride horses. That's my "thing" hunt-seat, not western though, can't stand western...jumping and equitation rock though!

Well screw Twain and Wilde. I got Mel.

To the Oscar Mayar Jingle. “My phantom has a first name is E-R-I-K. My phantom has a last name . . . wait no he doesn’t. Oh well he’s still HOT!” ~ Mel


Mel’s av’s. They make you laugh.









Stupid things I've said? I've said a lifetime of stupid things. Just watch my home movies.

um...ooookay! :huh:

I must be missing the hillarity there, or maybe it's too early in the morning and my inner beast hasn't worn off yet. heh.

As an antidote lets have some Eddie Izzard shall we?

" The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it? You'd have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that…"

"I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from."

"Performing enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. Ok, we can
swing with that. But performance debilitating drugs should not be
banned. Smoke a joint and win the hundred meters, fair play to you.
That's pretty damn good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off in
the distance."

My Grandfather is a member of the American Rifle Association, even though he was never owned a gun, and never plans to. As he says; "I believe everone has a right to bear arms, however, I have chosen never to excercise that right."

Not really funny, but sort of ironic. I dunno.

LOL!! Sorry, I'm a little behind on things here, but who's Mel? And those are hilarious! Omg, can I have the urls? I'll give Mel full credit!

Mel is probably one of my best friends who happens to be female that I'm not related to or suppose to marrying. She's a very outspoken odd person who once you get to know either love dearly, think she's utterly insane or has some sort of mental difecency.

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Touched by an angel:

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