yeah we all have our moments blonde or not, i just happened to be blonde

ok type as many in one post as you want

i said : "How are we suppose to turn the key if the car wont start?"
or this one i said "does my hair seem lighter?"
Dad: no, still the same weight."
Me:WHAT?
(i meant like lighting up from summer!)

OH SAM.. wayy to many blonde moments..i have a ton with you..lol

" HOW'S HE GETTIN TO POCONO FROM PENNSYLVANNIA TAPING OF QVC SO FAST?" HAHA..thanks ladies..

lol...I can't think of any right now...but I've sure had a lot of them...lol

Oh yea, I had a BIG one yesterday.

Ok I work in the paint department at my local Lowes. I was mixing a quart of paint for a customer about 10 minutes before I was getting off. After putting the colorant in the base I am supposed to hammer the top back on and shake the can.
The quarts have to be put in a holder in order to shake them in a gallon shaker. Well I laid the lid on the can and put the paint color info on the the top and proceeded to put the can in the holder. However I left out a very important step. I didn't hammer the lid. Needless to say I had paint on the counter and in the holder. I then made a new one, remembering to hammer the lid.

My blonde moment of the day. :wacko: :wacko

Ok, I can't think of any off the top of my head that I have had lately, even though I know I have had plenty of them. But one of my favorites of all time comes from my best friend. We were about 17 and hanging out with a bunch of Canadian hockey players and she asked, with the most serious tone in her voice, "What day is Christmas in Canada?"

We were all rolling about that one but I think the best part was the comeback. One of the guys replies, "We wouldn't know. Don't you know that all Canadians are Jewish?"

We had her going for a good 15 minutes before she realized that wasn't true.

haha....

Oh lets see I could write a book of all the blonde things ive done! lmao

One I remember off the top of my head- I think i was like 12ish or around there, and I told my bro I had one of the teachers he used to have in school and he said oh did you, and he goes did it look like she stuck her finger in a light socket...me being a blonde goes I dunno I didnt see her finger(even though he was refering to her hair being a poofy! hahah lmao
Then I remember one time when I was little, my mom and I were at the grocery store and we walked by this car and my mom says oh thats a sharp car, and i goes well you better now touch it! hehe I was thinking she meant like sharp as in poky, but she meant like a nice car! haha
I know theres a lot more but I cant think of anymore right now! haha

oh boy....I got a lot of them. Can't think of them right now but boy. I sure do got a lot of them.

LOL...I have some, but I can't think right now. I'm sure they'll come to me!

Ohh boy! mmk....

I was reading out lound in class one day and I got to the end of the page and I quite. my teacher was like...go on..and stupid me goes...mine cuts off in the middle of the paragraph. my teacher goes....next page blondie.

Me and my family were eatin out and we were talkin bout bein mean to cats. So my g-paw goes *someone* tied the cats tails together and set emon fire. I go...how can you tie tails together..they dont bend that easily. My mom was like they used string.

OMG! ok so me and my friend were blowin up an air mattress to sleep on when she spen the night. so we put the pump on the thing and turned it on. We waited like 30 min n it still wasnt blowing up. So Danielle((my friend)) goes...maybe we should pull up on the top of it. So we were sittin there pullin the matress apart and it still wouldnt work. so we turned the pump off and Danielle unscrewed the thing n she looks at it and goes NO WONDER! theres this stupid flap here! and she RIPPED the flap off! I wa like :o OMG! she goes what? I go thats what holds the air in when we blow it up. She goes..well looks like we wont have to worry about that cuz we cant blow it up! So I put the flap back in and hooked the pump back up and turned it on again...still wouldnt blow up...so i picked up the pump up and looked at it. I go Why does it blow air out of both ends? Danielle goes IDK!?!? so we asked my mom n she goes. YOU IDIOT! You have the hose on the wrong end! It was sucking air instead of blowing air....

i don't know if this is a "blonde moment" but.... i was at the movie theater with my boyfriend, and i got up to go find the bathroom. it was friday night so the theater was really really full. when i came back i was looking around to find my seat (i had completley forgot where we were sitting) and it was really dark (obviously) and i sat next to the wrong person!!! it was soooo embarassing. i had to get back up and look around trying to find my boyfriend! luckily i finally spotted him... and everyone was starring at me. he thought it was hilarious but i was so freakin embarassed. :wacko:

i'm too embarassed to tell all of mine.... y'all would feel sorry for me. :bam

haha i know i've had a few, i will have to consult my sources lol

My best friend (who is a blonde).....

tried to put 5 pennies in a vending machine.

Then got mad when it wouldn't give her money back.

wel, it was winter, so i decided to run to catch up with my friends( they were walking into school) but what i didnt know , that the snow i was running on, had ice under it. I fell and broke my arm. Sad, I know

everyday of my life is one big blonde moment lol!

who was it you asked me one weekend that drove a certain car.....

omg yeah I remember now...I had to think for a minute. I cant believe I did that lol.

im not a blonde, but monday whe i was off work, my 17 year old sister called me and said she wanted to come by. so im like, sure okay. when she got to my house i asked her if mom knew she was skipping school. she said "its july, jaime."

derrrr

ok who was it again, i can't member lol

it was Tyler....we were watching the busch race and they mentioned the 38 car and I completely had a brain fart lol and asked you "38? who drives the 38?" :lmbo It was during one of the more recent races.

when i took summer classes my last semester of com college, it def made me make that mistake alot. lol

Jenn: HAHA i remember now....ok whoo....i remember just thinking "she didn't say that, she was prob just saying something to herself" lol

Oh boy I heard a major blonde story today. I told him about our blonde story thread and asked if I could share it with the board if I left the names out. My coworker told me I could use the names cause his brother is an idiot. However, I won't use names.

My coworker's brother and his girlfried were going to a town up near Raleigh, Louisburg, yesterday. On the way the girlfriend started screaming in pain. It seems she was in labor. She had not told him that she was pregnant because she was afraid of what his reaction might be. They live together now, and he had NO clue. She went through a full term pregnancy and did not tell the father and he could not tell. The baby weighed 11lbs. He has 2 older children with his ex-wife.

So many adjectives have come to mind today for both of them.

How in the hell do you go through an entire pregnancy and 1) not tell your boyfriend that you live with and 2) not realize that your girlfriend is gaining weight? Did it ever enter her mind that he might be angry that she didn't tell him. Baby weight gain isn't like any other kind of weight gain. How did she explain baby movement?

Another coworker asked if the baby was actually his since she was afraid to tell him.

:wacko :wacko :wacko :wacko

Ok s I had one REALLY big one today. Me and my friends were at hooters and i got key lime pie, right? Right. Well there was this stuff on top of it and I go *whats that?* n the waitress goes...*IDK some kind of mouse or something* n My friend Nikki goes..*Like hair stuff?* and I go..*NO! Th animal* and I spit it out. Well the lady told ALL of hooters and i was like SO embarraced.

:lmbo

Don't know if this counts as one but here goes...a couple years ago I was in my old elementary school cause my Mom had to pick something up. So my friend Natasha was there with her older sister Jackie (they look almost alike) and their Mom. So I was walking around the school with Jackie while her Mom was talking to mine. The whole time I thought she was Natasha! So when we got back, her Mom was like "Hey Jackie...where have you guys been?"

THAT was embarrasing...

I have plenty. I can't remember my best one

ooo I just thought of one that my sister had. We're going up to Wisconcin for vacation and my dad has always wanted to go to Alaska. Well my sister looked at my dad and said 'Dad can we go to Alaska? It's not that far from Wisconcin is it?' I laughed my butt off

this one time, i read an article about tony stewart being sued for climbing fences, and i thought it was real - even though it said it was written by a comedian and came from a fake news site....

ok so I'm a complete idiot....a few weeks ago at the race track where my fiancee races, we had a terrible day...and i noticed all day that there was this little airplane that kept flying over...well, after my fiancee tore the car up and everyone was really pissed i got to lookin again, and i finally spoke up and said something about the plane...chris told me to hush...i didn't, so he decided to make everyone laugh and keep going with it...i made the comment that whoever was in the plane must have a death wish b/c they were doing loops and spins and stuff...chris asked me why i said that, and i was like umm..hello, can't you see what they're doing...after a few more minutes, and everyone laughing at me, chris informed me that it was a model plane! should i mention that my eyesight is terrible and i have like no depth perception! lol...anyway, after they were all pissed off, i made them all laugh..the car owner about fell over laughing at me! oh well...sad part is, i wasn't kidding, i was completely serious, i thought it was one of those crop duster planes!
xoxo
K

Ok, I probably have a ton, but I can only think of one my friend had...

We wer down at Huntington Beach and she was telling me that when we first got there she was looking around and saw Roxy and all these other beach brands. She was like (This was in her head), why are all these beach shops here... Oh wait... Were at the beach!

It was funny when she told me.

Okay... There's a Joe Nichols song called "Brokenheartsville" and i'd never heard it before.... Well, i was sitting in my boyfriend's truck and of course, the song goes "I think the devil drives a coupe deville" and i looked straight at Ricky, and like an idiot, not thinking, went "How does he know?" Ricky just about fell over laughing about that one. And then pats me on the hand and goes, no, honey, he doesn't. He drives a red corvette." Incidently, i also drive a red corvette. :bam :drunksing

this is kinda more of being a klutz but anyways....

so it's 6:30 in the morning and im waiting for my ride to get here b4 school. She was a lil late so i was sitting in the living room waiting for her. And as i'm like half running 2 get 2 the door as i see her comming down the street i trip getting my flip flop caught and fall. What do i trip over? I trip over the edge of the tile that is like 1/8th of an inch tall and fall and rip the knee of my fav jeans and bust my knee open. I sit there for a min dazed and kinda cryin bc it hurt and laughing at myself, my mom comes in and looks at me and laughs at me.

Yeah i'ma klutz lol.

i have a lot more lol

These are some things I did yesterday:

I was talking to my sister about wasting stuff and I said "waste makes haste. isn't that one of those things people say?" and she just looked at me and said "it's haste makes waste"

The restaurant we were eating lunch at has their silverware in plastic packages. I was trying to rip open the package and couldn't get it open. Then I realized they have the top unsealed so you can just take the silverware out.

My sister and I were talking about people's hearts and where they were. I asked what side of your body your heart is on and she told me the left side, so I asked if left-handed people's hearts were on the same side as people that are right-handed. She was like "The left side of your body is the left side no matter which hand you use, you idiot"

ive had many ... umm... but im going to tell you a blond moment my friend had cuz its funny!

Jaime:(my friend) Soooo.... did the red sox when the superbowl??
Me: Ummm..... idk... (blond moment for me)
Jaime: i hope they did cuz their a good team....
We didnt realize in till like 5 minutes later that they cant win the superbowl...! lol :whis

I just remembered one that my sister told me. It's something her friend said. My sister was riding home (we live in IL) from Indiana with her friend and her friend's mom. This happened when they drove through Oakland, IL.

my sister's friend: Oakland. Isn't that where that one football team is from, mom? the A's or something?

my sister and her friend's mom: (they were laughing really hard) Oh my god!! you mean the Oakland A's!!!??? They're from Oakland, CALIFORNIA!!! and they aren't even football, they are a baseball team!!

this wasnt really a blonde moment.. more like a blonde thing...
i like swung the trash to get it outside the door, well it swiped my foot, and there was glass in it :o
no further details..

Ouch!

Yesterday i went to the store with my mom, we were walking down the produce aisle when i saw the lemon display, and asked my mom when they started to sell green lemons? My mom was like uhh dear those are limes. I Couldn't help but start laughing at my blonde moment!!. My mom thought i was nuts.

Today, I pressed the guide button on the remote to try and see the guide before I even turned on the TV or the Directv.

When I was done with my bowl and spoon, I almost put them in the fridge instead of taking them to the sink to wash them.

when sitting at the McD's after a concert this weekend, it was about 1230am i was amped and had another hr half drive home.

I got in the car with my friend and put it in gear and hit the gas....problem...i needed to go backwards and I put my car into drive. lets just say that parking barriers make great speed bumps!