Title: Britney files for divorce
Princess_Sara400 - November 7, 2006 10:06 PM (GMT)
Hold your shock: Britney Spears filed a petition for divorce from hubby Kevin Federline today at the Los Angeles County Superior Court. Spears, who cited "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for the split, has requested custody of their children Sean Preston and Jayden James.
The couple married in Oct. 2004, and, unlike Reese and Ryan, Spears and K-Fed entered wedded bliss with prenup in hand. You know, just in case.
http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/07/britney-spea...es-for-divorce/I thought there baby's initials were SPF too?
NeverBeenThawed - November 7, 2006 10:10 PM (GMT)
There was never an announcement really about what the second kid's name was.
I still hate celebrities.
~Meg~ - November 7, 2006 10:11 PM (GMT)
Hollee - November 7, 2006 10:13 PM (GMT)
I just saw that on the Answer This... website. Can't really say I'm very surprised.
K Bear - November 7, 2006 10:16 PM (GMT)
This has only been called for oh, about two years. I wonder what finally made the 'tard do the right thing?
Katrina9 - November 7, 2006 10:34 PM (GMT)
racefan9 - November 7, 2006 10:35 PM (GMT)
Robin - November 7, 2006 10:47 PM (GMT)
it may just be me... but im so happy that nascar drivers can hold their marriages together... i know that jeff and his wife did not work out but it seems to me that nascar drivers actually take the time to work their stuff out!
*knocks on wood*
nanajeanie - November 7, 2006 10:56 PM (GMT)
Is anybody really suprised by this?
No!
Krista - November 7, 2006 11:26 PM (GMT)
Wow what a shocker :lmbo . I'm not really suprised by this. I think it was all just a publicity stunt anyway!!!
imakkfan - November 7, 2006 11:32 PM (GMT)
I'm not surrpised but i feel bad for their kids! Both of the parents are boneheads lol
carriekins - November 8, 2006 12:46 AM (GMT)
Pretty much the smartest thing she's ever done. :)
NeverBeenThawed - November 8, 2006 12:50 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (carriekins @ Nov 7 2006, 05:46 PM) |
| Pretty much the smartest thing she's ever done. :) |
Not that it takes a really bright move to make that come true. :lmbo
carriekins - November 8, 2006 12:52 AM (GMT)
I'm in the minority but I like Britney. But, yeah. She's not the smartest bulb in the box. Sigh.
NeverBeenThawed - November 8, 2006 12:53 AM (GMT)
I'm just...very weirded out by celebs.
carriekins - November 8, 2006 12:56 AM (GMT)
I know this about you. Which is why I didn't send you the "Britney left KFed!" text. :lmbo
kimmerlh - November 8, 2006 03:11 AM (GMT)
yeah i saw this scrolling on the tv. i agree not really surprised.
kelly - November 8, 2006 03:52 AM (GMT)
Geez, why do people even get married anymore... :rolleyes:
Hollee - November 8, 2006 04:10 AM (GMT)
CanadianKahne - November 8, 2006 05:33 AM (GMT)
I thought they anmed their second kid Sutton Pierce or something like that..
smokeyslost - November 8, 2006 02:43 PM (GMT)
If those two crazy kids can't make it; who can?
Scrapbookgirl9 - November 8, 2006 02:50 PM (GMT)
this one doesn't surprise me......
and its sad that marriage is such a joke nowadays, I'm kinda with Kelly on this one "why do people even bother to get married?" Sad that the world has come to this
KandyKahne09 - November 8, 2006 03:05 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (CanadianKahne @ Nov 8 2006, 12:33 AM) |
| I thought they anmed their second kid Sutton Pierce or something like that.. |
On the Daily ten they said they changed it
:rolleyes: What a surpise
Dawn42 - November 8, 2006 05:13 PM (GMT)
there's a article on nascar.com about this that's pretty funny
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/opinion/11...hase/index.htmlSpears' divorce papers may be boon for K-Fed
By B. Duane Cross, NASCAR.COM
November 8, 2006
11:31 AM EST (16:31 GMT)
By now you've heard: Britney Spears has filed for divorce.
Apparently Kevin Federline has been kicked to the curb, fedora and an array of multi-colored Yankees caps in tow. ... Such is life in the fast lane, K-Fed.
So what is a former dancer-turner-rapper to do? I mean, homey's got kids to care for (since that recently released rap CD is destined for the bargain bin at Target).
In addition to the two young'uns that he and Brit have, there are two other children from a previous relationship. He's gotta keep 'em in Baby Gap, you know.
After getting booed out of the joint during a WWE promotional appearance, maybe K-Fed can Chase some of the NASCAR sponsors for a handout:
Lowe's can donate building materials for Kevin's new crib -- and his babies'. It prolly won't be as snazzy as the California mansion, but it's a roof over your head.
DeWalt could throw a few power tools his way; it'll be the only time he holds the power. No longer is it "Baby," or "Honey," or "Sweetie Pie." No, your sugar baby should be addressed as "Plaintiff."
Budweiser ... yeah, I think ol' Kev knows his way around a 12-pack of brew. It'll take the edge off his fleeting popularity as Mr. Britney Spears.
GM Goodwrech could hook up K-Fed with lifetime free oil changes. Fifteen bucks here or there makes a big difference, especially when living on a hefty prenup.
DuPont, 'cause you gotta get the crib painted; pick any color under the rainbow. In fact, you can coordinate the colors with your collection of Yankees caps!
Cingular can get all the Federlines connected with an (extended) family plan. It has the fewest number of dropped calls. Oooh, sorry -- you're too familiar with "dropped."
Kellogg's ... hey, kids remember: There is no more important meal than breakfast. And no, not the 3 a.m. variety at Waffle House.
AAA will be there when Kev needs a boost. His vehicle -- not his "career." You can take a seat against the wall with Los Del Rio and y'all work out the steps to the Macarena.
Dodge's new Nitro would be the perfect ride for hauling the kiddies 'round town. No more two-seat roadsters for you; welcome to the real world.
So there you go, K-Fed -- a little NASCAR love to handle your need for speed. ... But there's something missing. Oh yeah -- and Brit took care of this with her divorce filing on Tuesday.
Your new nickname:
FedEx.The opinions expressed are solely of the writer.
KKAngel9 - November 8, 2006 05:50 PM (GMT)
I have to say that I'm not at all surprised about the divorce especially given the fact that he left the previous wife with two kids.
Carriek928 - November 8, 2006 07:49 PM (GMT)
Fedex... :lmao
I am not surprised either...I just was wondering when she would finally come to her senses...JMO sorry if anyone like Kfed...now know as Fedex... :lmao
Nic C. - November 8, 2006 07:56 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Carriek928 @ Nov 8 2006, 02:49 PM) |
Fedex... :lmao
I am not surprised either...I just was wondering when she would finally come to her senses...JMO sorry if anyone like Kfed...now know as Fedex... :lmao |
Soon he'll be known as "the freeloader formally known as Kfed" :lmbo
NWfan938 - November 8, 2006 08:19 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Dawn42 @ Nov 8 2006, 12:13 PM) |
there's a article on nascar.com about this that's pretty funny
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/opinion/11...hase/index.html
Spears' divorce papers may be boon for K-Fed By B. Duane Cross, NASCAR.COM November 8, 2006 11:31 AM EST (16:31 GMT)
By now you've heard: Britney Spears has filed for divorce.
Apparently Kevin Federline has been kicked to the curb, fedora and an array of multi-colored Yankees caps in tow. ... Such is life in the fast lane, K-Fed. So what is a former dancer-turner-rapper to do? I mean, homey's got kids to care for (since that recently released rap CD is destined for the bargain bin at Target).
In addition to the two young'uns that he and Brit have, there are two other children from a previous relationship. He's gotta keep 'em in Baby Gap, you know.
After getting booed out of the joint during a WWE promotional appearance, maybe K-Fed can Chase some of the NASCAR sponsors for a handout:
Lowe's can donate building materials for Kevin's new crib -- and his babies'. It prolly won't be as snazzy as the California mansion, but it's a roof over your head.
DeWalt could throw a few power tools his way; it'll be the only time he holds the power. No longer is it "Baby," or "Honey," or "Sweetie Pie." No, your sugar baby should be addressed as "Plaintiff."
Budweiser ... yeah, I think ol' Kev knows his way around a 12-pack of brew. It'll take the edge off his fleeting popularity as Mr. Britney Spears.
GM Goodwrech could hook up K-Fed with lifetime free oil changes. Fifteen bucks here or there makes a big difference, especially when living on a hefty prenup.
DuPont, 'cause you gotta get the crib painted; pick any color under the rainbow. In fact, you can coordinate the colors with your collection of Yankees caps!
Cingular can get all the Federlines connected with an (extended) family plan. It has the fewest number of dropped calls. Oooh, sorry -- you're too familiar with "dropped."
Kellogg's ... hey, kids remember: There is no more important meal than breakfast. And no, not the 3 a.m. variety at Waffle House.
AAA will be there when Kev needs a boost. His vehicle -- not his "career." You can take a seat against the wall with Los Del Rio and y'all work out the steps to the Macarena. Dodge's new Nitro would be the perfect ride for hauling the kiddies 'round town. No more two-seat roadsters for you; welcome to the real world.
So there you go, K-Fed -- a little NASCAR love to handle your need for speed. ... But there's something missing. Oh yeah -- and Brit took care of this with her divorce filing on Tuesday.
Your new nickname: FedEx.
The opinions expressed are solely of the writer. |
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmbo :lmbo :lmbo
That has to be one of the funniest articles I have ever read!
And about the divorce, yeah, I'm not surprised either. But, I'm glad Britney has finally come to her senses!
Britt - November 8, 2006 10:42 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (kelly @ Nov 7 2006, 10:52 PM) |
| Geez, why do people even get married anymore... :rolleyes: |
no kidding
racefan9 - November 8, 2006 10:46 PM (GMT)
Great article, Dawn! :lmbo Thanks for posting that!
*Ashwee* - November 9, 2006 12:24 AM (GMT)
Not a shocker at all...I saw it coming, just didn't know when! Finally she made a good decision about something...Too bad she screwed things up with Justin Timberlake!!!
Hollee - November 9, 2006 12:27 AM (GMT)
:lmao
FedEx...that is GREAT!
dlphn2005 - November 9, 2006 12:32 AM (GMT)
i think their kids name is jayden james or something like that.
Dawn42 - November 9, 2006 02:26 AM (GMT)
Federline seeks support, child custody By JEREMIAH MARQUEZ, Associated Press Writer
44 minutes ago
LOS ANGELES - A day after Britney Spears filed divorce papers, Kevin Federline counter-filed court papers Wednesday seeking sole custody of the couple's two children.
The former backup dancer and aspiring rapper is also seeking spousal support. He says the couple's community assets are "uncertain," though Spears said in her divorce papers there were none to speak of, suggesting the two had a prenuptial agreement in place.
"Kevin is prepared to go the distance in order to do what he feels is necessary to protect and safeguard the children and will not be intimidated or dissuaded from pursuit of those goals," said Michael Sands, spokesman for Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan.
Citing "irreconcilable differences," Spears filed for divorce Tuesday.
Spears, 24, and Federline, 28, have a 1-year-old son, Sean Preston, and an infant son, Jayden James, who was born Sept. 12. Spears is seeking custody of both children.
Spears wed Federline in the fall of 2004. They had a ceremony in September, but court papers state the couple were officially married Oct. 6.
It was nonstop drama after that.
Magazines couldn't get enough of the pair, documenting their every tender gesture and teary-eyed fight. The couple contributed to the coverage with their self-filmed reality TV show, "Britney & Kevin: Chaotic."
The tabloids depicted him as a partygoer living off his wife's fame and fortune. She was painted as a bumbling mother with fading figure and visage. Her chart-topping career all but imploded.
It was the first marriage for Federline, though he was still dating his pregnant girlfriend Shar Jackson when he met the pop star. Jackson gave birth to Federline's second child just months before he married Spears.
It was the second wedding in a year for Spears, whose 55-hour marriage to childhood friend Jason Alexander ended in annulment.
Born in Kentwood, La., in 1981, Spears got her first taste of fame at age 11 when she joined the "The All New Mickey Mouse Club" TV show. Her fellow Mouseketeers included future superstars Justin Timberlake and Christina Aguilera.
Five years after leaving the show, Spears released her debut album, "Baby One More Time" and skyrocketed to fame.
Federline appeared in the 2004 movie "You Got Served" and performed as a backup dancer for Timberlake, Pink and Michael Jackson. He released his debut CD, "Playing With Fire," on Oct. 31.
In an interview with The Associated Press two weeks ago, he praised Spears as a positive force in his life.
"Her influence on me has been really big," he said. "She's a strong woman and she knows what she wants out of life and that helps build a strong man. I look up to you baby."
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Associated Press Writers Sandy Cohen and Daisy Nguyen contributed to this report.
Hollee - November 9, 2006 03:26 AM (GMT)
*Ashwee* - November 9, 2006 03:36 AM (GMT)
Aww poor Sean and Jayden...I'll take em for a while!
Carriek928 - November 10, 2006 08:22 AM (GMT)
Oh boy...IMO, he is just using those kids as pawns to get spousal support...just wait, he will make a deal with her, give him support and she can have sole custody...I believe he loves his children to an extent...he just doesn't know how to be a Dad. Case in point, the other two children he has and how he's been a part of their lives...or not. But eh, like I said before, I was wondering when she would come to her senses...good for her. Its a no brainer, she will get sole custody of the kids, lets just hope she doesn't pull anymore stunts like driving with baby on her lap and makes sure to strap the baby in the high chair securely...then she will be good to go as a mom. LOL I would be very worried if Kevin were to get custody...
Not meant to upset anyone, this is my opinion only...I never really liked Kevin...so I for one am glad she is kicking him to the curb...I just hope the children won't get caught up in a nasty battle...I agree with you all, poor kids :(
RaizingKahne - November 10, 2006 09:04 AM (GMT)
Should make the WWE storylines better. I guess John Cena can "spear" Britney now :nanahump
Hollee - November 10, 2006 05:48 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (RaizingKahne @ Nov 10 2006, 03:04 AM) |
| Should make the WWE storylines better. I guess John Cena can "spear" Britney now :nanahump |
:lmao