Ok...so a bunch of us are addicted to this video called 'End of Ze World' and somehow..Katy typed out the ENTIRE trasncript to it and left it on a bunch of our Myspace sites....so for your reading enjoyment...I give you...
End of Ze WorldOK…so…
Here’s the earth…
It’s chillin…
Damn…
That is a sweet earth you might say…
ROUND!
Alright…
Rule out the icecapes melting,
Meteors becoming crashed into us,
(kapow!)
The ozone layer leaving,
(FU!)
And the sun exploding,
(“Shit! Shit!”)
And we’re definitely gonna blow ourselves up.
(kapow!)
Ok…
So basically,
We’ve got China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK and Us…
With Nukes.
We’ve got about 2600 more than anybody else,
Whatever…
(Woot!)
Anyway…
One day,
We decide,
Those Chinese sons of a bitches,
Are going down.
So,
We launch a nuke at China.
While it’s on it’s way,
China’s like,
“Shit, Shit, who the fuck is shooting at us?”
“Oh well, fire missiles!”
Then France is like,
“Shit guys, look at ze missiles! They are coming! Fire out shit!”
“But I’m le tired…”
“Well then, have a nap. THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!”
Meanwhile, Australia is down there like,
“Double-u Tee Eff mates?”
India, Israel, and Pakistan launch their shit,
(“whatev”)
So now we’ve got missiles flying everywhere,
Passing each other,
(“yo” “what up?”)
Russia’s like,
“AHHHH MOTHER LAND!”
Then England’s like,
“’Bout that time eh chaps?”
“Right-o”
So now the US is like,
“Fuck, we’re dumbasses.”
(US-“We are so dumb.” Mexico-“Yup”)
Canada’s like,
“what’s going on Eh?”
Australia’s still like,
“double-u tee eff?”
Mars is laughing at us,
(“haha”)
And some huge meteor is like,
“Well fuck that.”
So now we’ve got Nuclear Winter,
(“YES! No wait…”)
Everyone’s dead ‘cept Australia,
And they’re still like,
“double-u tee eff?”
But they’ll be dead soon…
Fucking kangaroos.
But,
Assuming we don’t blow ourselves up,
Us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off the United States.
To go hang with Hawaii.
(“hey” “What’s up?”)
Alaska can come too.
(“hey guys” “word”)
THE END!
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