POST HIJACKED BY VIC.
Post any quotes, be it from forums, IRC, chatrooms, IM, games, anything!
Note:This thread is not for school quotes. Those should go in the School Quote Suggestion Topic.

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Original post:

haers mine;

<matt> if you rip that girls head off and put on a good better looking head she' wouldnt be half bad

alasodl

kewldood, by the amount of intelligence you've shown on the forums, I'm surprised that you even know what IRC is.

~Alway

EDIT: Also, I moved this topic here because it's not spam.

hay dats not very nioce

new kwote with me im koolman911



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<JoLks>How do I make a vb program? I have it downloaded.
<@Koolman911>ExitWindows EWX_SHUTDOWN, &HFFFFFFFF
<@Koolman911>"saev" it den dubbleclick
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<emokid332>lol ownd



isnt dat funney!!!!!

Kewldood... you obviously aren't as stupid as your grammar would indicate. Why don't you use your intelligence in a better way, like proper grammar so people can understand what you are saying.

~Alway

Wow. Who is Kooldood or whatever. well, he is an idiot. kick him off the site. not that i care, this is my first time on the site.

Well, we've already "kicked him off the site" twice, which means he is evading bans... which means we should ban him, but we're not going to until he does something else stupid, which is bound to happen sooner or later.

~Alway

<Mattmannn> Unrelated: What's your favourite mushroom?
<URgay> wite
<Morasuma> Brown one, can't remember what its called
<Mattmannn> I like the non-racist variety!
<admin> I liek shittalk mushroom
<Prodigy> I really hope you meant shiitake...
*admin sets mode +b *!n=prodigy@owns.you
*Prodigy was been kicked by admin (Don't talk back. I'm giving you a 1 day forum ban also.)
<URgay> lol stupid nub
*admin sets mode +b *!n=*@bas2-stcatharines10-1167896593.dsl.bell.ca
*URgay was been kicked by admin (Don't insult me. You get a 2 hour forum ban.)
<Morasuma> Wtf? he was talking about prodigy
*admin sets mode +b *!n=*@saco3.dialup.comcast.com
*Morasuma was been kicked by admin (SHUT UP! 1 hour forum ban.)
<Matmannn> Now theres only two of us...
*admin sets mode +b *!n=*@dialup4.xelco.s53.com
*Matmannn was been kicked by admin (Stop complaining! 1 hour forum ban.)

^^^^ OMG OPPRESIVE AUTHORITIES!!!! ^^^^

Lol, I actually laughed really hard on that one.

~Alway

<whydidijoin> So when I was walking home this afternoon, some guy on the street was trying to sing crank dat soulja boy.
<whydidijoin> he was like
<whydidijoin> "SOULJA BOY ON WAY ME WOAH? WHY ME MAKE NOW WHY ME WOAH? WHY ME MAKE NOW ROBOCOP NOW SOOPAMAN DAT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO A WHY ME WHO? CWANK DAT SOULJA BOY AND A WHY ME WHO? CWANK DAT SOULJA BOY AND SOULJA BOY? SOULJA BOY UP IN IT OOOOOOO WHY ME CRANK IT OOOOOOOOO SUPER MAN DAT WHOOOOOOO? HATAS GET MADD COS I GET ME SOM BABY APES!!!! WHY ME CRANK DAT ROBOCOP? YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU! SUPERSOAK DAT HOE! HATEAS WANNA BE ME MAAAMAAAAMAAA WHY ME YOU?? LANGUAGE TOO? MANNIT DAM U OGLY!?!? "

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[15:34]<mox> anyone here know Skillz?
[15:34]<mox> hes a [censor] [censor] gay [censor] asshole [censor] [censor] who [censor] likes to [censor] lick [censor] dicks
[15:35]<mox> he stuffed [censor] 10 [censor] dicks in his [censor] mouth yesterday and he plays leapfrog and ruenscape all day and humped his dog while watching fridays without borders on showcase and [censor] his tv at the same time
[15:35]<mox> what a [censor] [censor] dickhead [censor] [censor] [censor] [censor] [censor] [censor] [censor]
[15:35]*Skillz sets mode +b *!n=*@10-1167896593-calgary334.highspeed.comcast.32.com
[15:35]*mox was been kicked by Skillz (I think I know him.)

<doodle> What the hell is a mopar

Once again, I had to censor sage's post...

You can't just censor one letter. The whole word should be censored, or I'll do it for you. Keep doing that and you'll get yourself banned.

~Alway

That mox is one crazy kid

alway wat u "talk" bout llol saage did put [censor] he "Censor" hole word!?

<LadyAnna> You know, most guys breath the wrong way.
<LadyAnna> Your supposed to breath in through your nose and out thru your mouth.
<LadyAnna> Not in and out through ur nose
<cyan> k I'll stop breathing til I get it right
<flawed> no way lol thats [censor] weird
<Ant> What happens if I breath wrong?
<flawed> You die.
<LadyAnna> You don't die, i'm just saying. You're like, breathing wrong.
<Jin> I must be immortal or something cuz I breathed like that for 16 years and I'm 16 years old
<Shadow> It makes me sound like a crazy murderer lolo
<Apollo> Well shadow, you did say you killed someone last week, so..

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<jin> OH GAWD.
<jin> I am NEVER googling [shock site] EVER AGAIN.
<jin> That's disgusting to the max.

koolman, his post censors the entire word because I had to edit his post and manually censor it.

~Alway

Vic, you know that kooldood could just edit that first post back to how it was before...

Also, make your own damn topic before you 'hijack' some other user's topic...

~Alway

I hijacked it because it already has quotes in it...

^Stupidest isn't a word. Even if a site says it is, it's still improper grammar. That site is pretty much just a search for the word 'stupidest'. Notice how there is no definition for 'stupidest' there.

On topic:

See http://ocyras.freehostia.com/schoolstupidi...choolquotes.php

~Alway

Um.. yes there is.

stu·pid (stōō'pĭd, styōō'-)
adj. stu·pid·er, stu·pid·est

1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake.
4. Dazed, stunned, or stupefied.
5. Pointless; worthless: a stupid job.

~Alway

i lol'd for like half an hour

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Renee Schwarz (9/17/2007 4:27:58 PM): It's "what," not "wut."
Ed Austin (9/17/2007 4:28:11 PM): awe, dun be all english teacher on me
Ed Austin (9/17/2007 4:28:20 PM): i speak street

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