Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived & bet $20,000 on a
single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel
luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist,
rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Southern Girl needs new
clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES!
YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up
her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I
don't know - I thought you were watching."
Moral--Not all Southerners are stupid & not all blondes are dumb, but
all men are men.