Boudreaux





Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run
outta night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a
big frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he
decides to steal dat froggie.

Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin, so Boudreaux had
to be real careful or he'd get bit. He snuk up behine de snake and
grabbed him roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and
wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to get hisself free. But
Boudreaux, him, had a real good grip on his haid, yeh.

Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it
in his bait can. Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's
gonna bite him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of
his bib overhauls and pulls out a pint a Tennessee hillbilly moonshine
likker. He pour some drops into de snakes mouf. Well, dat snake's
eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body go limp. Wit dat, Boudreaux toss
dat snake into de bayou, den he goes back to fish'n.

A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin' on his barefoot
toe. He slowly look down and dere be dat cotton moufed water moccasin,
wif two more frogs.