A old Alabama farmer, named Alvin, decided to visit a pond in the back of
his property that he had not visited in a long time. As he neared the pond,
he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he
discovered a bunch of young women were skinny dipping in his pond. He
politely made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the
deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming
out until you leave!"

Alvin replied, "I didn't come down here to see you skinny dipping.
I'm just here to feed the alligator."


Moral of the story:

Old age, cunning and treachery will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time!