HEADLINES>>>>!!!! :newstuff:
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NEW AIRPLANE INVENTED BY TONY F

Tony f has invented the first aero car, Yes due to that he can't afford a Cessna or Piper Tony .F made himself aerocar many of tony.F fans came to see him take off today.
Tony .F was talking to Alvin and the others about the first maiden flight
of this mystery plane

This Tony.F when was a kid he always wanted to fly and drive in NASCAR

This is Tony.F now a nascar driver and aerocar pilot

This Alvin the RC club leader he bought Tony.F a NASCAR just so he can stay in the Club

Tony.f now owns a NASCAR,.
Mean Time Mike and Flying dutchman were fighting over who fly with Tony.F

More later.

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DEBATE! :boxers:

Reports has came in about Alvin club
the Question is Alvin's memnbers are modelers or AERO RCers
We asked Alvin about this problem
Alvin > I don't give dam what Flying dutchman says really
if you want my word for it it's really AeroRCers we don't fly cheap plastic model airplanes here.
For more news on this debate more information tomrrow.
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WINDSOCK ONLINE AIRPORT NEWS!

Why am I always involved in these stories? I think Justin P would rather fly with Tony, let him fight with Flying Dutchman.

CONTINUED>


The fight broke out when Mike the pilot was fighting Flying dutchman Tony.F
tryed to brake them up but ended up getting involved with the fight
Mike>
WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOUR BETTER THAN ME!! YOU NEVER FLEW A AREOCAR!
Flying Dutchman>
YOU YOUNGSTERS ALWAYS THINK YOUR RIGHT! I FLEW IN WW2!!!
SO BACK OFF!
Tony.F>
KNOCK IT OFF! YOU 2!
GEZZZZ! I HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR GUYS FIGHTING!
Mean while Alvin was at the local airport buying airline tickets to the REDBULL
Airraces in chicgo

not knowing that a fight was going at his club.
TONY.F just took off with out them many of Tony.F 's fans saw his Aerocar
in the sky

Tony.F was headed to LA CA where he had an offer to fly around world
for $89.000000 dollars

:roflmao:

DITTO
This all so good, just what forum was missing for so long. :newstuff: :boxers: :banana:

With 4 flight hours Tony.F saw the the flying dutchman airplane


Tony.F radioed him
Tony> WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING UP HERE !

Flying dutchman>
I"M JOINING YOU ! I WHAT SOME THAT MONEY!

Tony.F> WHY YOU HAVE LOADS OF MONEY!

Flying dutchman> It was nice of you to invited me and willing to share the money with me.

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WINDSOCK ONLINE AIRPORT MODEL PILOTS HISTORY




ALVIN
500 successful flights
4 air collisions 5 crash landings won 7 cobats dogfights
:bigplane: owned 7 RC airplanes and 1 RC helicopter

TONY.F

300 successful flights
3 air collisions , 5 crash landings, won 7 cobat dogfights
:aircraft: owned 6 RC airplanes

FLYING DUTCHMAN

400 successful flights
2 air collisions 7 crash landings won 8 cobat dogfights
owned 56 RC airplanes

oh my.....

[B]ONLINE NEWS UPDATED[SIZE=7]

Just of 200 pm TONY.F wittness a midair collision
Tony F was in total shock and became very seriously depressed

A RC model of big scale 747 crashed in to a RC model full scale Cessna170
both model crashed and burned to the ground, Tony.F will con tinue to fly LA
for the around the world trip.

Ahhhh, yes........ :rolleyes:

Our poor Forum — after suffering a bit of relapse during and after the Christmas holidays — has now sunk to an all-time new low...

And I see that you even dragged poor old Tony Stillman into it, Avistar 2... Our revered AMA District V Vice President... :huh:

Not sure who that guy is who you think is me.
My picture is on the Forum's member profile... Where's yours? <_<

Hang in there, 4star40! This ain't over yet... :P

I'm restraining myself right now, but I promise it'll get better... :hyper:

:boxers:

This 4 star 40 one of the pilots from Alvin online
he also so the collision .
well that he was just landing east of the runway 4 star 40 and ran as fast he can
to Alvin.
ALVIN>>
4 star 40 these things happen what do think I was going to do?

4 STAR 40

BUT WHY AGHHH! MAN ALL THAT MONEY GONE MAN OH MY GOD! GEZZZ!

ALVIN>

WELL NO ONE WAS HURT, SO STOP CRYING OK!

UPDATE
TONY.F NOW OVER OHIO

TONY.F> Hello out there the is Tony I'm over cleveland now and I can a ball game going on down there,
Radio>>> Hey where are you buddy!
Tony> Is that you flying dutchman ?
Radio>> Yes who else...
Tony> Where are you man?
radio>>>> ugh...ugh.. OH CRAP MAN!
Tony >> :hysterical: AGH! ha ha ha ha ha LOL

Flying Dutchman was lost about 5000 miles off corse
he was over canda Poor flying dutchman.

Tony.F>
FLYING DUTCHMAN where's your GPS?

Flying Dutchman>
MY WHAT!

Tony.F> YOUR ONBAORD GPS! GPS>

GEZZZ! no wonder your off corse.

Avistar 2 heard his radio of flying dutchman's distress singal

Avistar 2> Hey Tony .F do want to guild flying dutchman back home ?

Gosh, I'm quoting myself now... :D

As I said, 4star40, stick around, my part WILL get better...

But I'm not sure if the rest of this thread will... <_<

:banana:

FLYING DUTCHMAN>
WHAT! WHAT! Why can't Alvin guilde me back home!

Avistar 2>
NONSENSE FLYING DUTCHMAN
Alvin is passed out from having 20 beers.

FLYING DUTCHMAN>
NO! your just a student pilot!

TONY .F> FLYING DUTCHMAN! let Avistar guide you back home.
WELL?

FLYING DUTCH MAN> ......... <_< :angry: NO! I WANT THAT MONEY TOO TONY.F

AVISTAR 2>
FINE, LET HIM GET LOST TONY.F I'm headed back to airport..

TONY.F > <_< Flying Dutchman your soooooo stuben...

Hmmm... stuben... is that a cross between stubborn and stupid?...

What are you saying, Avistar 2? :angry:

Avistar 2> :o He means you refuse my offer to guide you back home and want some of that money Flying dutchman


NASCAR UPDATED FOR TONY.F

World's smallest NASCAR CAR
runs on tiny engine and uses COX fuel
goes 450 mph
fits right in the pocket
no garage needed
cost $2,000786 dollars

Update
Tony.F is now over kanas city


Hi Everyone I'm now over the area where thier hold NASCAR RACES
here is picture I took just a while ago

I'm very excited to see this but it look like trouble down there.

FlyingDutchman

I think I'm on the right flight now
yes! I can see TONY.F over there , money here I come.

Sad, isn't it, Mike? :(

someone has a lot of time..lol

Yeah... very, VERY sad... :rolleyes:

TONY.F nearing LA California!

Just 20 mintues to midnite and Tony .F made in time for newyears
and he be told to fly arould world to recive his millions

Flying Dutchman

:angry: Bahhhhhhh! Newyears just another drunk holiday
PU! but i must sign up for this race to get the million.

Reporter Everyone just be patent he be here soon.

Tony .F will arrive on NEW YEARS EVE but he still flying over texas flying over huston.
Please folks just be paient ok...

WINDSOCK AIRPORT NEWS

THE GRUMPY OL MODEL PILOT

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and Alvin will have the model pilots pimic to start the event, .He bring the the huge hogigies, OH the hoggies I can't stand it the least, and than Mike will bring the kegs of beer ICE COLD BEER :crying: .
4star40 will start up his plane and the other will start thiers too and the noise! noise! Noise! I must stop the flying season from coming! but how?
mean time the fellows was having thier newyears party

Mike> WHOOOPIE! PARTY! Alvin> Happy 2008 !
4star40 BRING IT ON MAN ! Tony.F > :wub: OH WHAT A PARTY MAN! :fullmoon:

More later...

Edited by Mod..

OK You guys maybe this jolt you
watch this about airplane jokes

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3f8SRk_ySw4&feature=related

I hope your laughing.

There's a great sense of humor here! Just have to keep it semi tastfull :blink:

It was okay. It made me smile, Avistar2...

But it was a whole lot funnier than your tirades... :yes:

I encourage you to find us more of that funny stuff! :D

Just don't try to make up your own... PLEASE! <_<

I stick doing my model pilots cartooning
it just I'm out of paper here and colors
here is another Windsock spiecal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDRRtAXZ3eE&NR=1
Not the right way to fly...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeTDaWf6fps&feature=related
OOOPS! too much nitro.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG_d0yLNxRA&feature=related
Need model pilot's insurance

That video is an obvious setup, in my opinion. Our puny fuel gas tanks don't make that much of a bang, even if they DID explode.
God and my fellow club members know I have banged them in much harder than that!
I have NEVER seen a nitro plane or helicopter burn in almost 20 years... <_<

And nitro burns with an almost-invisible flame. It's not orange. <_<

:)

Windsock airport online news


Spiecal effects with plane
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2308/angel_decoys/

This why you have a AMA card
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It1p_hZSMaU&feature=related

Jetplane trashed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRx23gzo_3A&feature=related

Puma fails landing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F2k-GWKW-w