Blond and the sheep

There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine. Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change. She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew. As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up. "Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?" She looked at him and indignantly replied: "Well Duhhh!, I'm still winning"

Dumb Blond

What do you call a blonde that has two brain cells? Pregnant!


Blond after College

What does a blonde say after she graduates from college? "Hi, welcome to McDonalds."

Blonde and the Sheep

A blonde is driving home from getting her hair dyed as she notices a sheep crossing sign... A farmer waved her down and asked her to stop and wait until his sheep are done crossing. She agrees to let his sheep cross. She then asked the farmer if she could have one of his sheep if she could guess how many he had. So, he said o.k., she said 432. He was amazed that she got the correct number and decided to let her have a sheep. She got out of the car and picked the one she wanted and stuck it in the car. The farmer then asked if he could guess her natural hair color if he could have his sheep back. The blonde decided to go along with it since her hair was now dyed red. The farmer goes you're a blonde, right? She then asked, How'd you guess? He said, Can I have my dog back?