They finally released the ingredients in Viagra:

3% Vitamin E
2% Aspirin
2% Ibuprofen
1% Vitamin C
5% Spray Starch
87% Fix-A-Flat

hehehe That's a good one. :yes:

I will add this little ditty for everone's amusement.

Golf Story:

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to
place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of
underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her
husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to
afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and
says, "For the sake of decency, here's $50. Go and buy yourself some
underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her
skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin
Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on
the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the
sake of decency, here's $20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt
over her head to reveal th at she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of
Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" She too explains, "You
dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any." The Scotsman
reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."